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Dear
RG,

First of all, let me tell you that I'm not a person that normally
seeks revenge.

I've always believed that Karma has a way of teaching people
lessons.

However, I am on my last thread of sanity…lol … I made the
mistake of dating this egotistical… chauvinistic, etc, prick!

While we were dating, he was a total jerk because I wouldn't sleep
with him and never called me again.

I got over that pretty quickly and went on my merry way.

Needless to say, ever since we stopped talking out of nowhere he
seems to make it a sport to make my life miserable.

Unfortunately, I work with this asshole and have to see him
everyday.

He always makes negative comments to his friends around me, he tries
flaunt his whores in my face, and he always hangs out near my room
because his friend lives next to me.

He talks shit whenever he sees me there too.

Even though I got rid of him once though by blasting the crappiest
CD I owned, nothing will work permanently.

I thought he would get tired of it after a while of ignoring him,
but this is DEFCON five!!!! I am about to leave and I don't want to
get in trouble.

Please help me figure something out.. I tried talking to him about
it, but he just blew it off.
Thank you…
On My last nerve


Hi
on my last nerve,

Outside of revenge tactics I still believe that karma can be created
with a few carefully chosen words at the appropriate time.

When he’s making those snide, demeaning remarks, turn to him and
say, loud enough for others to hear:

Why would you say something like that to be?

Why would you say something like that about be?

How is that any of your business?

Do you really think that of me?

The surprising thing is that assholes like this jerk have a way of
working in the shadows to become a permanent prick. And with any
reaction they have gotten their goal of still stinging you.

Using the words above forces this slug of worthless flesh into the
light, he is exposed into the reality of the day, confrontation need
not follow. If he replies to these words, and most jerks don’t,
he’ll try to make a joke of it (he will think: after all, wasn’t he
just kidding with you all along, making fun of a tough situation?),
he will make an effort to back out of the control you have just
exerted over him.

Regaining your personal power is what revenge is all about. This is
the most effective method there is… he knows you don’t like him, you
don’t need to try to shove that in his face anymore. Take away the
power he has to harass and belittle you and you will have him at the
end or a leash, the dog that he is, he will be under your thumb.
Normal, face-to-face confrontation is the way of the strong. Don’t
create arguments. Don’t fight back.

He will understand that he has lost his power over you, he will
understand that you have the power.

Use the power to protect your self worth, your self-esteem.
He will never see it coming! Karma has been restored!
RG


Dear
Revenge Guy,

Let me say first that I enjoy your website. I need a little
assistance with a situation (as in evil revenge tips) towards about
8 people (sounds like a lot). Today during a class, a "friend" of
mine followed me around for a bit bugging to learn some secret that
I would only tell my closest friends. After I was pretty much
annoyed to death, I told them which was a mistake on my end. What I
had no clue of was that she had gone around and told most of the
"snobby" people at one end of the classroom who my secret was about.
When that person finally got to class, they all stood up and shouted
across the room. I had never been so (humiliated/embarrassed/insert
something similar) in 4 years. I'm not the type of person to go for
revenge, but have always wanted to. Something along the lines of
pure evil and sinister would shake them up a bit. Do you have any
ideas?
Thanks if you do, -M

Hi
M,

They pestered you until you GAVE IN.
Such is life. You really need to move on. With the paranoia for
violence in schools, the danger of retribution that goes beyond a
simple prank carries a specific type of personal reputation danger
that could cause much more harm.
That being said:
a mob isn't easy to get revenge on, unless properly planned out.
Here's what you do:
Write a bunch of love letters from one of the group to another. Do
this for several of the people, girls and guys.
Be careful that you can't be identified by the writing of the
letters, use a school computer/printer if you can.
Leave copies of the letters in bathrooms, in classes, in the
library.
Hide them so they will be found, don’t just drop them out in the
open. Watch the sparks fly as the letters are found and shared all
over the school.
Have fun!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear
Revenge Guy,

Please help me with an idea or even several ideas on getting revenge
on a person who has crossed the lines of respect.
This woman I have known for fourteen miserable years. The only
reason I have tolerated the acquaintanceship is because her eldest
son Michael and my eldest
son Bobby were truly Best friends and I helped to raise her children
who I love like my own. Michael, who died from cancer at the age of
nineteen, lived with
me and my family for most of those fourteen years of knowing him.
His mother is an alcoholic and drug addict who has tormented me and
mine for a long time
and she dropped the camels last straw today.
Her and I are in our early four ties which rules out a good old ass
whipping, so help a grandma get revenge. I don't want serious
consequences…death, or
any legal action. I have considered a copperhead or rattler in her
mailbox, but I am also looking for alternatives, I am too clumsy and
really don't want to
risk myself. I'm not a wimp I am a practical person. Please give me
some advise as soon as you can because my temper will overwhelm me
and I do not want to
loose control and kick her ass. I have a wonderful family and do not
want to waste time in jail.
Please help, C.

Hi C,
What you need to do is visit the Revenge Store and get yourself one
of the bumper stickers available. Then one night put it on her rear
bumper.
What I suggest will torment this lady in return. And give you great
cause for celebration as her torment becomes evident.
These overbearing, loud-mouthed, opinionated people can never fathom
why someone would invade their space. A rude/crude bumper sticker
will do just that, while immunizing yourself from serious crime
committing.


Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hi.
First off, I wanted to say that I'm a fan of your site. I love the
advice you give. Now the time has come for me to ask for help.
Let me begin by saying that I was involved for the better part of a
year with a woman who completely rocked my socks off. She seemed
amazing. The sex was great, and we both immediately fell in love
(..or so I thought). Here's the kicker – she and I are married….to
other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. If anybody has a problem,
let them cast the first stone. Anyway, the relationship lasted for a
long while, until she took a trip out of town, where I found out she
had an affair…with a woman. Of course, she denied it. The
relationship continued, with me being VERY suspicious. Near the end,
we took a trip out of town, where I found out she was having another
lesbian relationship RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE! When I asked her about it,
she immediately broke up with me, saying she was "too busy". Since
then, she's kept lying to me, and kept me waiting in the sidelines
(as she asked me to do……I was SO stupid to do so!). She's had
affairs with both men and women, while at the same time asking me to
stay faithful to her.
She's still married, and her hubby is freaking clueless! My wife
knows everything, and we've patched things up. She wouldn't mind
seeing revenge on her as well! At one time I was willing to give up
everything for her. Now, I want restitution. I want punishment. I
WANT REVENGE!! Can you help me?

Hi,
I'm glad that you like my website.
I'm very happy that you were able to confess to your wife and
maintain a relationship with her.
You owe her a fabulous vacation somewhere, with a renewing of your
marriage vows.
And a BIG piece of jewelry.
As for this other woman, she's into everything and everyone. With a
clueless husband to boot that keeps the home fire burning as she
cheats herself to anything that moves.
Your revenge is going to take several steps. They can be completed
in any order.
First off:
You'll want to reprint this email once you've deleted any
identifiable marks, such as your email address. Or print it from my
website, it'll be on the home page. Then leave copies of it
everywhere. Her office, his office. The grocery store bulletin
board. All kinds of places where they'll see it. Maybe the clueless
husband will make the connection, maybe he won't. But she will. And
she'll be put on notice.
Secondly:
Start placing "Found Item" ads in the local papers describing things
that she owns. These are usually free ads and they very rarely check
the phone number of who places the ad. Use her phone number. The
kooks will start calling, the more frequently the higher the value
of the item seems to be. The conversations with these kooks will be
incredible. Just imagine it.
Thirdly:
Set up one final date with her. Preferably a late meeting in a
motel, or a fancy dinner place. Get someone else to call the husband
about this rendezvous, preferably as it's happening (of course, you
won't show up!).
The fires will roar!


Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hi
R.G.

UR site is great i like your idea of helping people, u must be good
man. I have a small story it goes like this. I when joined a chat,
being new didn't knew much about the people. Then I had this girl
following me who got my attention and soon within two weeks we were
flying high in love and all the other chat members used to
compliment us and admire us,,lol.
Suddenly it turned away she began to flirt with some other guy and I
a thing to laugh upon by all the admirers this really pissed me off.
They made fun of me for months nearly 7 months now. It was a bad
experience. But i didn't left the chat, I kept logging in regularly
and didn't change my id which i could have done easily and pretended
to be some other person.
Soon i can to know that there was just one person who used to log in
with 56 ids and cheated new comers. And then humiliate them to hell.
I think he is sick and needs to be taught a lesson.
I want a revenge kindly help
HIDAR

Hi Hidar,
It's unfortunate, but a fact of online life, that many people hide
behind the anonymous aspect of the Internet.
When you come across some creep, as you have, they automatically
win. Usually. With bad intentions they will create as many
user/member ID's as necessary to torment others. And it's very hard
to get revenge on them since they don't really care. They'll just
create yet another username and go after you. They feel this type of
fight is 'sporting' rather than the type of cowardly attack it
really is.
So, it's best to just find yourself another chat room. Start
emailing only the people you want to keep in touch with. Avoid this
pitiful creep's crosshairs.
Buy, if you still want revenge, this is how to do it:
Option one (easy)
Write down all the usernames this person uses. It'll be easy enough
for the chat room admin to check these usernames with email signins.
He can then block the accounts that are duplicate. Any webmaster
that cares about his website and his visitors will do this.
Option two (hard)
Create a new username for yourself. Talk this guy up as if you are a
girl interested in him. After a week or so, tell him it's your
birthday and you'd like to send him a photo of yourself. Say
anything to get his mailing address. Then call the police in his
town and say that you are a 11 year-old girl and that this guy wants
you to meet with him, but you talked it over with your friends and
they said don't do it, call the police instead.
Let this guy get a visit from local law enforcement as a suspected
Internet predator.
That will shake him up some.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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Dear
Revenge Guy,

So…. my no good husband had been cheating on me for over six months…We’d been together since I was 17, over ten years.

I
finally found out who he’d been cheating with…my best friend of over 15 years, consequently the maid of honor in my wedding. These two carried on under my nose, knowing that I trusted both of them.

It wasn’t
until I contracted an STD that I found out….These people BOTH need some serious revenge… Did I mention that I cared for his 85 year old grandmother for over three years, in my home!!!

This good wife was done wrong…. Now my ex and his Wh–re are going on like I never existed…. What can I do???
Any help would be greatly appreciated!
~R

Revenge JokerHi R,
I assume that all legal avenues have been exhausted and you’ve already taken him to the cleaners.

If you haven’t, now is the time to get a lawyer.
And I’m sure you’ve already notified the health board about your STD and it’s source?

Then this is what you do:
First off, place a legal notice classified ad in the paper that, because of your ex-husbands infidelity, you will no longer be responsible for debts incurred in his name.
Second, if they’re passing STD’s around, then not only wasn’t he unfaithful to you, they’ve been cheating on each other too.

I’d create some business cards, describing a "beautiful, buxom blonde" that only does outcalls, if you know what I mean, and put her name and his number on them and start leaving them in every bathroom in every bar in town.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 


Dear RG,
I thought I’d email you and ask for your revenge advice which I’d really appreciate!!And by the way, I live in Lebanon 🙂

You see,I was engaged to this guy who was (and still is) the love of my
life for 3 years.We were college classmates when we got engaged though my dad wasn’t really in favor of the engagement at the time as my guy had no job then or anything but we were so in love and he promised to make me so happy and never leave me.He said I was the girl of his dreams and the love of his life!

We were so happy at first, but then he started to change; he started to ignore me, make fun of me, yell at me and shout at me and call me bad names then he’d apologize later and say he was nervous and sorry and so on.I always forgave and forgot.Later, his dad died and this (I don’t know why!!) made him even more cruel to me but I still took it as I realized he had to be going thru such a hard time, I never complained though I’d tell him I was offended or hurt by something he did or said.

It started getting worse but I still loved him so much and thought he’d be the way he was before.He started being mean to my dad and also his uncle (who happens to be so cruel) wasn’t good to me or my family.

My x-fiance started dictating me things and only ordering me even if i don’t like it.I talked to him a million of times about how a man should treat his girl and wife to be, sometimes he listened, sometimes not!

He was really tight on money, hardly got me anything and I used to get him so many gifts.

I was so romantic and caring to him, showering him with words, cards and deeds which he seemed to like but never showed his appreciation or love for me.
Then our families disagreed as they’d promised us something that they didn’t do so my dad was very offended and decided to call the whole thing off.I felt very bad myself at the time, my x-fiance and I had been fighting and I was being misunderstood and taken for granted and forgotten all the time.

Anyway,when my dad called my x-fiance he didn’t actually call it off, he only told him he was mad at what was going on.

I called my x-fiance later and to my utter surprise, he said he was very offended by what my dad had told him and that it seemed right we should break up as we hadn’t been happy together lately?!!

I cried while talking to him on the phone, begging and asking him to re-consider us again as I can’t live without him and he kept saying NO…..

Days later I called him and he hung up on me and wouldn’t take my calls!!!!
I couldn’t take it anymore at the point!I had a serious nervous break down which I’m still recovering from (it all happened a couple of months ago), I couldn’t sleep for days and I’m still insomniac, I quit my job, I’ve thought about killing myself many times, every night I’d cry myself to sleep…I’d cry so bad I’d think I’d die!!
I feel more dead than alive.Honestly, I still miss him so much and still cry and still love him an the thing is i can’t imagine myself being with anyone else?!!!It’s like a curse!!

RG,I’m very angry inside! I feel this guy really used me and my family.We were very kind to him, more even than his own family! He’d have dinner at our house almost every day, he’d come study with me, dad would bring him the books he needed and drop them by his house (not that my x-fiance was poor),I trusted him so much and he always told me I was his wife already….I feel I’ve wasted my life with him and I took so much for him and from him and even though I love him, part of me despises him!! I feel I’ve wasted the sweetest years of my life with him and that he was infatuated by my beauty and poetic romantic nature which he later told me was silly!!I feel I’ve been betrayed and deceived and lied to.

This guy wanted to alter me , the things he loved me were hateful to him later and everything was my fault by the end and I started having very low self esteem.
The thing is since his dad’s death, I feel he’s been blindly following his uncle and I feel his uncle is a bad example to him and he already treats his wife bad!They (my x-finace and his uncle)even went to my uncles saying that they wanna repair things and get us together and I was thrilled and hopeful.Only they told them how they hated my dad (why??he never wronged them!!It’s they who did!!) and stuff like that…They never claim to be wrong this family!!

Now his mom and her family have been calling us and they want us back.My x-fiance has never contacted me since we broke up except for a couple of emails he sent me and told me he still wanted me but my dad has wronged him and my dad has to apologize to him?????!!!That was like one and half month ago.And we’ve said no.But I don’t even think this NO would break his heart!!

I really want revenge on this guy and his uncle who I really hate as I think he’s played with my x-fiance’s head and my x-finace just trusts him so much and thinks he’s his like his dad and loves him like a son,I wanna break his heart.I know that some day he’ll know what my love was and what I had to take for him, right??

Please RG tell me what to do, I really need your help.Thank you so much!!
M

Revenge JokerHi M,
That is certainly a horrible story.
This guy seems to come from a long line of control freaks.The best revenge will be "living well".
You need distance from him and fast. I’d suggest sending him one final gift, a dead rose.

Check out http://www.deadroses.com and send him an appropriate message. Then
find yourself another boyfriend.
Let me know how things work out.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear Rg,
I have a problem with my boyfriend. He has been cheating on me with his
ex-wife. 3 times really. He says it shouldnt matter because we are not
married. well she wouldnt take him back so he wants to keep me know.

Let me say the marriage did end because of her. she is a drunk and cheated on him all the time. She mostly hurt his pride and ego. But for him to turn around and hurt me the same way is just to much. How can I get revenge? I dont want to sleep with someone else to get even.
CW

Hi CW,
Revenge usually means you’re gonna stick around and see how things turn out once your plan is set in motion. In this case, don’t stick around. He’s just as bad as his ex is, because he knows the hurt cheating will cost and he did it anyways.
His ex never hurt his pride and ego, he used the fake hurt to get into your head, heart and pants.

Face facts, you’ve been used by a pro and now he’s hoping you’ll stick around for more. More forgiveness, apologies and his selfish sexual needs. I bet he isn’t really that good in bed, just needs you to tell him he is. I’m right, aren’t I?

So, CW, your next step is what type of revenge is suitable. Good enough to let him know how you felt and how you feel now. And you’re right, sleeping with someone else isn’t the answer, for now, keep your legs closed, girl!
This is what I suggest:
Go to the Revenge Coupons page:

Print yourself out some of the "Free With Purchase" coupons. Set it up
and start printing on them: "Bad sex, small penis but huge asshole" and
underneath add his name. Then leave them around everywhere. For extra
fun, add his phone number.
Then get the hell away from him, leave him to his own life and get a new
one for yourself.

OK.
Let me know how things work out for you, I care. Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hey whats up?
I came across your site tonight and thought I’d request a little advice.

I am a shift lead at my office and have three employees that work for me, last week one of them had some kind of break down and started screaming at me in the middle of the office.

Needless to say I was pissed but let it slide, only having my supervisor pull him aside and inform him that his behavior was inappropriate. Well he had no excuse for the outburst but instead accused me of being a racist.

This is a very serious charge in my company. Now just to give you a little background, In an office of thirty people I am one of only two "white" people, the rest of my co workers are from all over the world, and in the three years I have worked there NONE have had any problems or complaints about me. My supervisor treated his charge according to company policy etc, and we have a meeting . He whips out this list of things I have done.

All of which are completely ludicrous, including things like borrowing his pen and instead of handing it to him I slid it across the table to him, and calling one of our security guards a bit scary (a 6’5 330 lbs guy). Needless to say he was laughed out of the meeting and told that nothing he was complaining about was anywhere near discrimination or racism.

But now I have a formal complaint in my file. There is nothing stopping this guy from making another false charge and making it two on file, which would look horrible at my next performance review. So I want to get him, I want him to get so annoyed that he quits. Any ideas?
Thanks,
J.

Hi J.,
This is always a tricky area. But what I suggest is to turn the tables a bit? When others are in ear shot, and you pass him by, or he walks by you, say aloud "What was that?", as if he muttered something to you. Continue this behavior for a couple of weeks, randomly, so as to not overdue it. Then file a complaint yourself as to his harassment and condescending attitude to you, comments made under his breath, etc.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


dear revenge guy,
i have this guy at school and hes really harsh to me, on thursday he said that i was ugly and dumb! i really want to get revenge hes fat and i was thinking of putting like a 100 leaflets on how to loose weight but i want something more effective please help
from w.

Hi W,
Why bother pointing out his obvious problems, you’ll just start a war.

I suggest you do is this:

Buy a package of Valentine’s Day cards, they are cheap now that the day has passed. Make sure they are all the same card. Write a love letter inside from this kid to one of your teachers. Write the same message inside all of the cards. Stick the cards all over the school where other people will read them.
That’ll get him.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Hi Revenge guy! I need help and I can’t seem to find
one of your previous answers that fits my problem, so here goes…

My neighbor stole my house. That’s the short of it. The long version is
my neighbor that seemed nice enough for two years came by one night to
ask if I would be interested in selling him my house. He knew we were in
the middle of building a new one and would be moving eventually but my
house wasn’t on the market and I was actually considering renting it
out. After a couple days of negotiations, we agreed on a sum that was
about 10 grand less than I really wanted, but he was agreeing to let us
live there until our home was finished, which I made perfectly clear was
the only way I would sell it at all since I wasn’t going to move twice!
Well, he wanted to ‘rush’ the sell so he could have the paperwork done
before leaving the country for a month.
Our house was at least three months from being completed. He knew that.
No problem he said. Several times. Well, we went through with the sale
and nearly two months passed. It was a week before he was going to close
when he said he wanted a rental agreement and rent that was equal to HIS
mortgage (not my old one that was significantly lower). Hello! I was
supposed to be able to stay there for free, that’s why we went down 10
grand. Well, we got a rental agreement written up and gave it to him to
sign. In it, I agreed to pay my mortgage (since if I didn’t sell it to
him, i’d be paying it anyway) but no deposit because I’d never see it
again and my house was immaculate and there was no reason for it, and
clearly I didn’t trust him at this point. Well, he didn’t sign it. He
waited until the NIGHT before the close of escrow (he avoided me for two
days and wouldn’t answer the door or the phone) to tell me he wouldn’t
agree to that rental agreement. I said, fine, I’m not selling then!
Well, it was too late! The escrow funded from the midwest before offices
opened on the west coast. THe house was legally his. And we were in it.
With my two young kids and no rental agreement. He called the cops to
have us evicted. My kids cried. Alot. The cops heard my story and made
him take my monthly rent since we only needed to stay in the place for 3
more weeks. So. That’s the longwinded version. He stole my house. I
would’ve never sold it to him if he was going to trick me! DUH. So, he’s
there and it’s been 3 months. I can wait, but I want to get him good.
But not if it will get me thrown in jail or needing an attorney. I
could’ve sued him, but that would’ve cost more than the difference I
would’ve made in keeping the house. Forget the house. He made my kids
cry… give me something good, please!
Thank you so much.

Revenge JokerHi,
This guy really screwed you over, didn’t he.
I hate people that want to do you a favor, business or personal, then
have their hand out wanting all kinds of things in return.
This is what I’d do:
Write out a page-sized ad for "Home for rent" – put a cheap price on it,
put the address on it and put a date/time for an "open house" for people
to come and see the house they might be able to rent. Make sure the
"open house" is in the evening when he’ll be home. Put the signs
everywhere, supermarkets, laundrymats, corner stores, schools,
libraries. Everywhere. A nice cheap rent should attract a real ‘low
class’ of people, if you get my meaning. Schedule several open houses
over several weeks. He’ll have people coming to see the place all the
time. That’ll get him.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy



Dear
Revenge Guy,

I am writing you in hopes that you may be able
to help me serve justice – legally – on someone who has hurt me me
emotionally and financially.

About one month ago, I was driving home
from work, approaching an intersection. I had no stop sign and was going
straight at a normal speed exactly as I was supposed to, when a car came
out from the street opposite the one I was traveling on and hit me very
hard on my left front driver’s side corner.

He had not only run a stop sign but was
attempting to go straight through an intersection which for him, was
designated a right-turn only. He caused my car to be un-drive-able,
though his car was drive-able.

When we exchanged information he seemed
like a nice guy, so I didn’t call the cops. Turns out though, when
things are said and done, that he gave me a fake, misspelled name, a
fake address, and for some reason, the correct phone number.

I did not find out about the fake address
until recently, as I was able to call him on the phone number. He said
his insurance would pay, but that’s the last I heard from him. Turns
out, he had no insurance at all and mine won’t cover it. It’s over
$5,000.00 in damage now, with the rental car.

At one point someone called me claiming to
be his mom, but when I tracked down his actual mom using the internet,
she said she had no idea what I was talking about.

I have tried to call over and over again
to no avail. I am looking him up to get his real address, and now have
his real name, his number, and his mom’s number and address. I will
probably have to file a lawsuit but it looks like right now I have to
eat the cost of damages. How can I get this lying sack of you-know-what
back for all of this?
Many thanks,
At a Loss

Revenge Joker

Hi At a Loss,
You obviously have two choices, get legal revenge by
suing him or go after him for the costs of the accident another way.

Choice number 1 is to use the info you
have and make his life as difficult as possible, which isn’t too hard.
Classified ads with his name and phone number will keep him busy as long
as the info you have is accurate. Because if the dollar vale though I’d
really want money for the payback.

Choice number 2 is to sue him for as much
as he’s worth, all 2 dollars of it.

I’d think that with a lawsuit hanging over
his head he might just skip town!!
Revenge on this lying sack of crap is exactly that, do what you were
supposed to do right from the start, so start over:
In a car accident? Call the police.
Get a police report, get the drivers real info.
Call your insurance company.

When you’re in a car accident the other guy always says “Let’s just deal
with this ourselves, and not call the police” because he has no
insurance. He just wants to leave the scene as fast as possible. He will
lie to you, he may even give you money on the spot and a “down payment”
towards the cast of fixing your car. Don’t fall for it.

Personally, I always have a camera (in my phone) ready to photograph or
video anything I see. It’s with me 24/7.

Keep not doing what you’re doing, which is wondering what the next step
is… call the police, get a police report. Call again your insurance
company and fax them a copy of the police report.
Get a lawyer, if needed, and start the lawsuit.

Do this NOW!!!!

Revenge will have to wait until the dust settles.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hello revenge guy,
I found your website interesting, well, I am an indian girl living in
Tanzania, I want to take revenge on my chinese boy friend. Well, the
story is like this, I used to study with him computers we studied
together for three months and we became friends I didn’t much about him
then I got a job he used to come to my office one day I discovered that
he was lier when I discovered that I planned to call him to my office. I
didn’t know that he paid money to get me one of my friend helped him to
get me and he gave her money, they both planned to ruin my life this man
is very dangerous i discovered that he wanted to call me to some place
and he wanted to rape me. he told my friend that she should call me to
some place then he will also come there and he will rape me.

last week I went to his office to see him he took my video shooting I
didn’t even know about that but when I went home I realised that. he
doesn’t know that I know that he has my video shooting. Now if I want my
things back what am i supposed to do. he hasn’t done anything serious to
me but his plan was very bad he wanted to rape me. I didn’t have sex
with him. but he wanted that always I used to say no….that’s why he
planned to rape me. He is very dangerous and he also has my video
shooting in which he was kissing me and touching me. i want that back
from him but I don’t know how to get that back. can you give me any
idea. he is crazy about and he wants me badly that’s why he used my
friend to get me. I am furious he was very kind but now he is totally
changed he abused me last time when i went to his office very badly i
couldn’t do anything. I just want to get an idea from you, how will get
my video shooting from him. I really want it back I hope to get a help
from you.
R

Revenge JokerHi R,
If I understand correctly, what you want from me is a way that you can
steal a video from your "boyfriend" that he somewhat secretly made at
the same time he was kissing and fondling you. And he wants to rape you.
And you are afraid of him. And you know that a supposed "friend" of
yours help him to not only meet you, but to help him plan his attempt at
raping you?
Do I have this correct?
Geesh.
If ever there was a time for police intervention, this is it.
Get yourself a pocket tape recorder, hide it on your body and make sure
it records OK.
Then talk to this guy and tell him exactly what you told me. Tell him to
his face. Don’t get angry or upset as you talk with him. Cool and
rational is what you want. Get him to admit what he’s done, what he’s
planned, who has helped…. and his part in the Kennedy Assassination
too. (Just kidding on that last part!)
Then go to the police. Then see a lawyer.
Now stop reading and get prepared, you have a lot of work ahead of you.
In the meantime, tell that "friend" to get lost.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy



Hi
Revenge Guy,

I was in a hurry the other day to get home but stopped quickly to
check out a garage sale, I bought a pretty good kettle almost new
for only a few dollars.

Then a box with a
pretty new (about 4 years old) microwave oven caught my eye, on the
box it showed all of the features, sensor cook, auto defrost,
backlit LCD display, etc. It was similar to the one we have but a
bit newer and had the sensor cook function, when I turned the box
around it said "Microwave oven $25" so I thought I’ll surprise my
wife with a bigger and better microwave, whilst it isn’t a new one
it looks pretty good according to the features on the box and WTF it
is only $25.

Now when it comes
to business I am usually a hard guy to trick, but I was in a hurry
and my main concern was that it worked and had the instruction
manual and the glass dish. In order to check this obviously I needed
to pull the oven out of it’s box and get the door open where the
manual and glass dish was.

The seller seemed a
bit nervous when I wanted to take it out of it’s box which still had
the polystyrene and white packaging foam over it, it was a tight fit
and quite heavy and I have a back injury which made this very hard
for me, so he pulled the oven up just enough to get the door open
but not completely out of the box.

As he did this me
quickly mumbled something about it being a Sanyo brand and 8 years
old which didn’t really mean much to me as I was mostly concerned
about the manual and really had no time to pull it out and plug it
in and test it (BUYER BEWARE silly me).

I paid him the $25
and drove home but when I got home and set it up (mostly concerned
about not hurting my back lifting it from the car to the house) I
was shocked when I plugged it in to see that it was not a backlit
LCD display, rather it was an older style simple blue digital
display (the crappy ones which don’t even display letters properly.

You guessed it yes
it was a SANYO brand but 12 years old 1995 model and in spite of
looking similar to the one on the box (the box had a rough dot
matrix image of it not a photo) it was not the one displayed on the
box which was a much newer SHARP carousel brand, yes I’d been caught
by his deliberate attempt to steal $25 from me by deception.

What he had done is
used the box from his newer microwave and put this crappy old one in
hoping someone like me who was in too much of a hurry to pull it out
and look properly and test it came along and yes I am usually a hard
bastard to kill (I’m Australian) but this mother ****er had been
successful.

I snapped several
digital photos of the oven and the box, especially the box with $25
written on the top flap, this asshole had even jammed all of the
packaging from his new one to make it look even more like it was the
box it came in rather than the box from his newer microwave oven,
dirty F***ing trick, so you think that what’s on the box is what’s
in the box, even the front layout looked very similar between the
Sanyo old oven and the picture of the newer oven on the box and the
"Sanyo" logo was at the very bottom.

I drove back to his
house with his words "it’s a Sanyo about 8 years old" going through
my head but he did not say that the oven inside is not the same as
the one on the box. I told him that the microwave oven was useless
to us and about 4 years older than the one we had, he yelled "I told
you that it was a Sanyo and 8 years old and we lifted it out of the
box and you should have seen that it was not the oven shown on the
box, I then asked why did you hide it inside a box instead of
putting it out in the open so people can see it? He said to make it
easier to transport….. PIGS ARSE…… it was to make it easier
for him to sell a piece of shit he probably could not give away.

It became obvious
that arguing or fighting (I am smallish but a hotheaded fast boxer
and martial artist) with him was not going to get me anywhere and
the tosser did tell me that it was a Sanyo 8 years old instead of
doing what he should have done and explained that it did not have
the features shown on the box, he set a good trap and it worked, I
really did not have a leg to stand on. (He wouldn’t have been able
to stand at all if I wasn’t such a refined and well mannered law
abiding "feral".)

Out of desperation
and embarrassment at being so easily caught by this dickhead and
running even later for the engagements I had later that day I asked
him to exchange the useless oven for something else, once you have
parted with your money it is hard to recover it and who’s going to
engage in a legal battle to recover $25? This is more a matter of
principal, it’s only $25 but how many other people has this arsehole
ripped off in his life????

All he had left to
sell for a similar price was an old Barbeque which being tired and
really pissed off I agreed, he said he wanted $40 for the BBQ but I
can have it for the same price as the Microwave (the prick didn’t
even accept my $20 offer for his dud $25 microwave).

I even had to ask
the creep to help me get the BBQ into the car because of my back
problem, the BBQ was filthy he had not even cleaned it prior to
trying to sell it and it dripped crap in my car and a piece
dislodged and left a deep scratch in the car’s plastic, it’s my work
wagon but it still added to the already very bad day I was having at
the hands of this small time crook.

I now have a greasy
shitty BBQ which I really did not want but had no choice but I did
get some great photographs of his small time scam effort (the only
thing I did right) and am considering posting a warning message with
photos on the public notice board at our local shopping centre (he’s
a local too) to prevent him from selling that damn microwave the
same way he did with me, I am tempted to list his address but I an
unsure of the legal issues and would rather keep my fighting in the
ring and lead a peaceful life, there is a high likelihood that he
will see my warning notice on the public notice board.

This Prick has
completely ruined what was otherwise a good weekend, I hardly slept
because I was so angry.

$25 is really
nothing to me, it’s not about the money, $25 is a lot of money to a
struggling single mother living on welfare who may have been his
customer instead of me.

BUYER BEWARE, I’M A
$25 IDIOT, I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED MORE CAREFULLY, I was even polite
enough to return the owner’s manual which I nearly forgot to give
back to him when I drove off with his BBQ…… Gees I’m an idiot,
my high moral standing isn’t always a good point. It’s really all my
fault but is there anything I can do about this petty thief. Signed
$25 idiot.

Revenge JokerHi
$25 idiot,
First off, people are always ready to rip others off.
That’s just the nature of the world these days.
And getting back at these ripoff artists is usually very difficult.
Not in this case though.

This is what I’d do:
1. Write a letter to the editor of your local paper describing what
happened to you, in detail including the street of where the
transaction took place, just don’t use any names.
Complain about the low morals of your fellow human being these days.
Talk about how you were deceived.
2. Post your photos on your local notice board. Write an article to
go with the photos about local garage sales, what “Buyer beware”
means and why you shouldn’t “Judge a book by its cover”. You don’t
need to use the guy’s name since you own the oven, they’re your own
pictures and as long as you don’t say his name you are able to say
whatever you want.

I don’t foresee any troubles with this as long as you keep his name
out of it. And if he does complain about this then tell him he owes
you $100.00 for all the trouble and ill-feelings he started up.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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