He Turned My Life Upside Down

Dear Revenge GuyDear RG,
I was swept off my feet by the most awesome guy.

It was a time of transition already. His elderly parents decided to move to a new city, and I told him that I was willing to relocate. He told his parents that we were permanent and talked his dad into buying a larger house in order for all of us to have a nicer place and share the cost. We moved five months ago.

There was a weird build up to the crisis.

This man has been waging sadistic psychological warfare on my young son and I. The final straw was when he was yelling at me to belt-spank my son for a host of problems, all of which were false. He finally said that my child was only allowed “five fucking shits a week in the house. If he has to shit more, he has to go somewhere outside of the house.” NUTCASE

Now, here is the complication.

His parents are mortified that he has done this because they have come to love my son and I as family. They are letting us stay as long as we need, there is room, because we don’t have anyplace to go until I get my bearings. It has been one week since I told him that I can’t boink anyone I know enjoys humiliating me, my son or really anyone. I can’t do anything that would blow back on me OR hurt his family.

*now, I AM exacting my own sneaky revenge and feel free to share this… he has nasty athlete’s foot and gave me a patch of ringworm where his foot touched my leg when we slept. We have to share the big closet and master bath (even though I’m out of his room) so… I shave over that patch with his razors and use his face scrubbies on the spot without rinsing. I’m hoping he gets a little crotch rot and face ringworm.

This man turned my life upside down and put me in a situation where I am losing EVERYTHING: love, family, a safe home for my child, all to feed his sadistic need to cause emotional and psychological pain. Thanks for listening!

The Revenge GuyHi,
To say that you’re in a terrible predicament would be a huge understatement. I’m glad that you are relatively safe and do have a roof rather than being forced onto the street with your son.

Your crotch rot plan is great, I hope you don’t just end up exchanging the burning and itching.

Causing this “man” (I use the term loosely) inconveniences are a good way to get the revenge ball rolling since it will seem he has only himself to blame. This is always a good plan of attack.

I hope you do get your life in order, to protect yourself and your son from this person’s bad influences.
Once you are safe you can continue your revenge by seeking to destroy what is likely a well-crafted personality outside of his home life, namely friends and workplaces.

Carefully crafted health surveys to sent to his work and friends asking about illness and contagious disease, while implying him to be the cause, should start the breakdown of his life that you are seeking.

Follow up with phone calls (using an appropriate phone service to mask your caller ID) will certainly solidify your plan and speed his downfall.

Find out his secrets, his hidden fears, and use them as bargaining chips for your safe future.

You need to be safe and protected from this man since I have no doubt that when you leave, or force him out of his parent’s house, he will wage jihad against you.

Controlling men are basically scared little boys using threats and intimidation to maintain control and having things to hold over him is the best offense.
Good luck!
RG

Revenge Against The Other Woman


The Revenge Guy
Revenge
Against The Other Woman By
The Revenge Guy

I get this question a lot, but am perplexed by them, usually. Like,
seriously, HE cheated on YOU and you want to KEEP him?

I'd have a few other things to say about that… but for now, here's
how you can get revenge on "the other woman", the girl your husband or
boyfriend cheated on you with.

She Thinks She's His Wife


Dear
Revenge Guy,

Like many of your readers, I have never even thought about revenge
before. But there is one particular slut who needs to pay for her
lifestyle!

Please help with me ideas. I want to hit her as HARD as I can
without breaking the law, and I'll have help from a few friends too.

Here's the background:
She worked with my husband for a year at an addiction recovery
hospital (she works in HR, him on web design) … our marriage
wasn't doing well … they became friends..yadada – They had an
affair. He was fired, supposedly for reasons having nothing to do
with the affair (while it was going on). A couple of people at the
office knew. She was also engaged at the time, and sleeping with one
of her ex's while she was with my husband.

My husband and I decided to work out our marriage and he has done
everything he can possibly do to make up for his lapse in judgment,
he told me everything and wanted things with the slut to be over.
They were only more than friends for 3 weeks.

When he tried to beak it off via the phone, she refused to accept
and even a few more calls later to tell her it was over, was still
texting and calling (even when she knew he was with me), even
calling our house and demanding to talk to me. She completely acted
as if I was the other woman! She was demanding to meet with him in
person. She even had her fiend text my husband saying 'How could you
do this to my friend! I didnt think you were that kind of guy!'.

Eventually, our marriage counselor even conceded that if my
husband had no feelings for her, that it would be a not-bad idea for
him to just meet with her in person and tell her face to face, and
get it over with. She told him she could meet him at a certain time
at one of the casino cafe's on the strip (we live in Vegas and this
is very common to meet up on the strip, so I was ok with it). When
he got there, she manipulated him up to a suite she had rented ('I
wont stop calling if you dont come up with me') He tied to leave
several times but eventually she gabbed him and stripped down to
some lingerie and seduced him. They had never had sex before that
night. She knew it was over, she just tried to dive a wedge between
him and me (it didnt work). She planned everything from the time,
the place, the room, and the lingerie!

Then she tried to say she was pregnant…she's not, btw. And she
faked a couple trips to the ER to try and guilt him into seeing her.
It's been 5 months and she still texts him and holds the position
that he is a horrible person for not leaving his wife of 7 years!

I cant get over her audaciously desperate and slutty tactics. I
want to hit her at her job, her reputation, her pocketbook, her
relationships…everywhere I can. All I know about her is her name,
address, phone, workplace, where she went to school, her car and
whatever is on her facebook. Unfortunately no email and no SSN. I
also have her fiancé's phone number. Can I get her fired since they
started this affair there? I know her career is very important to
her, she lives with her mom (ya, she's young), her dad died. That's
about it. I know she is a miserable person in an unhappy life but
attitude that she was in and I was out, even when he was telling her
that the whole thing was a huge mistake, is unforgivable.

Thank you so much for you time and thought!!!
Upset in LV

Revenge JokerHi
Upset,

I'd have shot your husband if I was you… seduced him up to a suite
and had sex with him against his will… Fuck me but I've heard a
lot of tales but that is the tallest!!

Anyways, you want him, you got him, warts and all.

As for the broad… start a campaign of phone calls to her work
using www.revengecall.com ,
it's untraceable, and you can spoof (change) the caller id to
anything you want, get your friends to help. A few dozen calls, with
lots of weird messages should do it.

And do the same for her fiancé, call him, leaving messages from
other guys for him to relay to her, mess them up good.

For Facebook?
Start a new account and use a different computer than home or work.
Post to her account as if you're a lean, hungry, horny hunk in her
town. Set up the account and all that, pictures too, with what you
can scrounge up.

Get her attracted to this mystery guy and set up dates with
her… never show up, but offer excuses why you couldn't be there,
set up more dates… during the day, a working day for her, lunch
times, etc.

Keep her hooked and on the run for this hot guy!
LOL

I hope this gets you started!

I hope this helps,
RG

Dump Boyfriends And Girlfriends


The Revenge Guy
After
The Break-Up Revenge Advice From
The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with a boyfriend or girlfriend that
you're soon going to dump?

Here are some past suggestions from people that have emailed me.

If you need help breaking up with someone, take a look at The Revenge Guy's Break-up Lines.


Dear
Revenge Guy

I would like to get back at my boyfriend. We had
a fight recently and he told me that he was not attracted to me
anymore.

Well I don’t mean to sound conceited but I’m not that hard to look
at. I get attention from guys when I’m out by myself and frankly I
treat others very well, with kindness and respect which I think is
way more important than looks. I don’t have a weight problem and I’m
in great shape so I was hurt when my boyfriend said that.

I asked him why he wasn’t attracted to me anymore. He said it was
because I stopped cleaning his house! That’s right! I stopped
cleaning HIS house! I guess I could add that we live together. I
clean up after myself and sometimes will throw his clothes in with
my laundry but other than that, I choose not to mess with his stuff.

I never know if I will clean up and lose something he likes or has
sentimental value. So I don’t mess with anything in the house that
doesn’t belong to me or us both. He is a total slob. He comes in and
throws his clothes everywhere. He eats in the living room and drops
crumbs and tells me to vacuum. ETC. I am his girlfriend, not his
maid.

So before I leave him which I plan to do by the end of next week,
I’d like to pull a funny prank on him to prove what an A** he is.
I’d like to have a good laugh before I go. Can you help me out?
Thanks!
Amanda

Revenge JokerHi
Amanda,

It’s not my job to defend the males of the world, men are jerks.
This guy, hopefully, is not the type you’ll stick with and I’m happy
to hear you’ll soon be moving on.

That being said I’d staple name tags into his underwear so that he
knows they are his. And hide some food under his mattress… let him
have a nice smelly sleep for a couple of weeks, if he even notices!

I’d also take pictures of his sloppiness to share with friends,
those always make great party favors.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear
RG,

I have this psycho ex-boyfriend that would not leave me alone. I
dated him back when I was a senior in high school for about three
and half years we broke up for two and half years already.

I have a
restraining order against him for three years and it’s almost over
(I plan to go extend it sometime this month). He followed me around
threatened to hurt any guys that he suspected to be my new boyfriend
and still continues to stalk me to this day. I have a new boyfriend
now for almost two years.

y ex always somehow manage to get a
hold of my number and last time he got a hold of my boyfriend’s
number. I tried talking to my ex so he would not be too upset and
hurt others but I getting really sick of his psycho acts. He calls
my boyfriend and tries to make my boyfriend leave me. My boyfriend
and I are still together but this is hurting my relationship so much
that I don’t know what to do.

I want a revenge on my ex and let him
know that he cannot go around messing up people’s lives like this. I
want a revenge that will make him remember not to mess with me ever
again and will leave me alone once and for all to date whomever I
want.

Please help me out.
Girl in Pain

Revenge JokerHi
Girl In Pain,

Unfortunately I cannot recommend any revenge tactics here, it might
just make this guy even more psycho and violent.

Document
everything. Keep the restraining order in place, and remain friendly
with the local police.

Keep it legal and don’t give this guy any reason at all to look for
you.

Of course, you could always try to get him a job out of state. Send
him some fake employment offer letters and get him to travel out of
town for the interviews at various hotels. It’ll give you a couple
of days relief anyways.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi,
First i like to say thank you for helping us people out here with no
clue on how to get proper revenge.

I am in military and i got deployed to Iraq for 6 months, when I
left my gf was sooo in love with me. She would do anything for me,
she took me to see her folks and made me feel as if I am part of her
family.

Well we were soo in love as I thought. She told me things like "I
can never be with anyone but you, and things will never change in
between us" well it was dumb on my part to fall for those lies. When
I got to Iraq about 1 month later she just wasn’t the same, she
started to say things like "we don’t even know each other that well
and we should just wait till to come back to start something if
possible…"

Well then I ever called her in Iraq and kept it short and sweet in
e-mails (I replied never composed a new e-mail). Well when I got
back she is all changed in to a new girl and she wants me back in
her life. I asked her few things like what happened she told he she
messed around and learned her lesson. I can see it in her eyes that
she really didn’t learn her lesson on cheating (she done it in past
too on her ex). She wants to start the relationship slow as friends
in front of others and when we are behind closed door we can do
stuff.

She also just doesn’t care that much about me but says she does, its
like she is lying to me and she thinks I am falling for her again.
As of now we stand as if we are friends but we do stuff only behind
the door and she calls me whenever she wants.

What should I do? I want revenge for leaving me in Iraq (it was
emotionally hard but I made it). I want her to feel the same or make
her feel as if she lost the best thing she ever had. I want her to
miss me when I am gone and realize that she messed up for ever
letting me go to begin with.
Thanks for you help
TFK

Revenge JokerHi
TFK,

This shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, as long as you have some
help.

This is what I suggest:
Set up a new email account. Use a guys name that you’ll use again in
your revenge.

Start emailing your girlfriend from this account.

Now, send her your first email, being this unknown guy. Your contact
story is this: You’ve seen her around and asked a friend of hers for
her email address (the friend that is going to help you out and will
say he passed along her email address if she asks him). She doesn’t
know you (but you’ll include some guy’s picture in an email) you’re
good looking and want to get together with her.

Email her for a while. Ask personal questions. Talk about meeting
some time.
Play her along for a couple of weeks being this guy that’s emailing
her, all the while you’re still seeing her. You’ll easily find out
how much of a player she is and what she thinks of you. If your
letter is any indication, she’ll cheat on you with this guy you’ve
created.

AS a finale, set up a date at a restaurant between her and this guy.
He won’t show of course, but you certainly can show up and cause her
some heat or embarrassment, or both.

t’s your play.
Dump her hard.

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear
Revenge Guy

I absolutely love your site. I hope you can help
me.

My boyfriend’s mother is an evil person. She works daily to destroy
my relationship with her son. She tells half truths to him about me
and tries to ruin any chance of happiness for the two of us.

He is 50 years old, never married and I can see why. He struggles
with serious deep seeded abuse from this woman, but can’t see her
for what she is. An evil, selfish, sad person.

It seems time that the truth about her needs to be revealed to the
world.

Now, in regards to him… he needs to learn a lesson in a big way
too. He has a tendency to have the same characteristics as this
woman at times. He tells me half truths. He is addicted to internet
porn and he is obsessed with this woman on YouTube. In fact, he
wrote her a song and sent it to her and in the lyrics he said, "I
hope my lady doesn’t find out". (He doesn’t know that I found out!)

What can you do to make a guy like this who has wonderful qualities
and potential, realize what he has. Can you help me?
Seeking love and peace,
Jenn

Revenge JokerHi
Jenn,

No real revenge advice needed here.
You need to move on, break up with him!!

Really, what are you hanging on to?
A 50 year old guy that lives with his 60/70 something old mother and
hangs onto her apron strings?
A guy that lies to you?
A guy that is addicted to internet porn?
A guy that sends songs to YouTube members?

Seriously.

Find a real man.

What could this guy possibly have that attracts you to him, other
than maybe a fat bank account.

There is NO potential here, you see him as he is and after all, he’s
50!
Too old to learn new tricks.

Your revenge is getting your life back from a mean old lady and a
wimpy old man!!
Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge On Your Ex

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Helps You Get Revenge On Ex-Boyfriends
and Ex-Girlfriends

People cheat, lie steal, break hearts, and do the worse things to
people that were once loved.

Have you been thrown away, like a used up can of motor oil?

Let's get even, shall we?

The Serial Dater / Liar Girl

Hey
Revenge Guy,

I stumbled across your site in my irate state of mind
and need some ideas.
So this girl I dated on and off turns out to be a fantastic liar, she
bounces around guys like nobodies business.

She cheated on me multiple
times. She also cheated on several other guys with me without me knowing
about it until recently when I talked with a couple of exes whom are my
acquaintances.

All of them want her head. Most of the time we were all
under the impression that she was through with the last guy when in
actuality she was just lying real good and sleeping around.

Most of the
time she'd blame being absent for a date on an abusive mother or bad
situation with an ex. There's got to be a way to use the lies about her
abusive mother against her. Let me know what you think.

Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Oh and I forgot to let you
know I am her instructor in a ——–
organization where I have nearly free reign to make her suffer through
push-ups, humiliation other such indignities, she's not very good at
marching or playing.

Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Hi
T-Mobile Sidekick Guy,
Serial daters/liars have a special place in my mind… a slow rotisserie
as all the exes stick her with hot pliers and pull skin off… can't
really do that though, right?
LOL

But what you can do, and should, is create a facebook club of all the
guys that have dated her. Share all of her news, all of her moves…
post using made up names, of course, but she will know… and so will
anyone else that every searches for her online… for the rest of her
life.

Should be very interesting in 20 years or so.
RG



The Ex-boyfriend On Government Assistance Bum


Dear
Revenge Guy,
I love your ideas; you must have helped so many people.

My story is not as heart-wrenching as other peoples but I want my ex
to pay. after this I will happily trot along to therapy and be
totally cured.

Here goes: I met my now ex-boyfriend many years ago at a
competition. We hit it off but he had a girlfriend so we left it
there. Fast forward 3 years, we met up again and got together.

I moved cities to be with him, changed College degrees and basically
severed all contact with my friends and family so I could be with
him.

He was a controlling, overbearing, narcissistic bastard. We moved
into an apartment together and signed a year long lease. The thing
was he is a cheap bastard. He would never buy things without going
halves with me even if they were for him. I always had to pay to get
the car fixed or registered or even filled with petrol. I had my
College classes and worked 2 part time jobs to pay for all of this.
Whereas, he has an invalid’s benefit and gets a few hundred dollars
a week from the government.

Everything was going fine (or as fine as can be when he was spending
12 hours on the computer each day, drinking until he couldn’t move
and fiddling with his car). Until one day he suddenly stopped
talking to me and moved all my stuff out of the place and onto the
landing. This is 10 months into the lease and yet I still had to pay
the rent and utility bills I was not using for the next 2 months.

I moved back with my parents, an 8 hour drive away, but now I have
to move again for college to the same city as he is in.

I really want revenge and I have been lying in wait to get it.
Revenge is best served cold.

I need to go back to the apartment to get some of my gear that was
not chucked out. How can I get revenge as I am going through the
apartment to get my stuff without getting found out by him or his
girlfriend that he moved in a week after I left? I know they will be
keeping a look out for me.

I have bought laxatives, nails, superglue and am planning on buying
some fish.
I want to get him back somehow through his benefit (which I think he
is getting more than he should an he is not as sick as he makes
out), his precious computer or car or his tight purse.

I want to leave his new gf out of this as she doesn’t deserve any
spite and he has enough trouble, she has to put up with him!
Please help me with my dastardly plans!
Many thanks in advance

GG

Hi
GG,

When you make your visit to get your stuff, take a
tape recorder with you, for your own safety, and maybe chat him up about
his government benefits… maybe he'll say something you can report to
the government about why he shouldn't be getting them, like a paying
cash job he does once in a while, or something under the table.

In my experience, people getting government money always have a
second source of unreported income that the big G would love to know
about.

If they are there when you are and even if they
aren't, it'll be hard to do anything that you won't be the prime
suspect of, so watch yourself.

I would maybe do some of the
following:

You know his email address, create a fake
profile some where and start an online affair with him… then one
way or another let the new gf in on what's happening. The cheating
bastard (I'm sure he cheated on you, nobody moves in that quick
where nothing was going on, sorry to tell you) deserves no
happiness.

Start also a campaign of visitors to their
place. Put up signs for room to rent, jobs for hire, etc.

Use their address, phone number, and keep them busy with a steady
stream of people at the door and on the phone.

If you know
which agency send shim the money every month, maybe a call to him,
using www.revengecall.com a
spoof call service, leaving him messages about his benefits being
cut off will also through enough turmoil into his life for a major
freak-out. Be sure to record the call and email it to me, I could
use a good laugh!

Best wishes,
RG


He Tried To Force Me To Have Sex


Hi
RG.

First off, big fan of your site. My sister and I love it.

Anyways,
I dated this guy for 7 months. I know not a big deal but it was way
more serious and committed than either of us had really expected.

Around the second month I caught him cheating..well..
technically he was cheating on her with me and I caught him. But I
put my foot down and gave him an ultimatum; me or her. He chose me
and we patched things up and happily moved on, both having learned
from this embarrassing moment.

Then we started fighting, a lot. Every fight became about
how I wasn't good enough for him or about how I was doing something
wrong.

Each fight always ended with me apologizing and feeling like
a complete ass or like I didn't deserve someone as incredible as
him.

We finally broke up one day because he "wasn't sure about
us." and "couldn't see himself with someone like me" and two days
later he shows up with some skinny brunette and proceeds to play a
game of tonsil hockey with her right in front of me and my friends.
I am furious but decide to just walk away and let it go.

While all of this is going on we are trying to remain
friends due to the fact that I am very close with his family and his
siblings call me their sister. Less than a week later he has called
it quits with this girl and wants me back. Like a love sick maniac I
take him back.

In the weeks before prom he spends his time getting into
trouble and leaving me with all the prom expenses. He also informs
me that his wants to fuck my sister. This was not a joke. According
to him she is like a sister to him as well but according to him he
was more attracted to her than me at this point in time.

We go to prom, which I drive to, buy my own ticket to, and
also buy both our dinners afterwards and he spends most of the night
dancing with other girls. I'm not bothered by this, I mean senior
prom you should dance with whoever and enjoy it!

When we leave his best friend (let's call him DICK) tells
him to get into my pants because he deserves it after being with me
this long. Then dick tells me if I haven't given it up to my
boyfriend by Monday that he will beat the shit out of me.

Again, I let this go.

On the ride home my boyfriend is pissed because I refuse to
screw him. I get so fed up that finally I pull over and we fool
around. although I did NOT have sex with him. While we are fooling
around he gets way too rough and begins choking me. I couldn't make
him stop and nearly passed out. But a sharp nail jab to his neck
prevented that.

The next morning we have again, broken up (mainly due to the
multitude of bruises on my legs and neck).

I am heartbroken and miss him for a while but I start moving
on.

I'm still maintaining a relationship with his family and I
see him everywhere!

Every time I do see him he shoves his new girl of the moment
in my face! He also conveniently seems to be hot and simply must
take off his shirt to reveal his rock hard marine abs!

I am fed up!

I have tried to play nice and be polite! But I spent the
entire month before prom hearing about how I wasn't pretty or skinny
enough for him just to have him turn around and date a girl with 4
rolls??

I don't think so!

Now he's dropped her for yet another girl! He also finds
ways (i.e. his talkative little brother) to let me know he still
wants to fuck my sister whom he also calls sister! SICK!

He thinks he's God's gift to the world and I want to put him
in his place while getting back at him for breaking my heart and
self esteem and praying on MY SISTER! SICK MOTHER FUCKER! thank you
🙂

can you please help me?
call me Pissed and Crazy

Hi
P & C,
This guy is a true asshole…

First off: I seriously suggest you get some counselling to
find out why you tolerated him so long. Women that put up with this
end up getting together with the same type of cretin time and time
again.

I think you broke your own heart expecting a loser asshole
like that to change for the better. A life lesson. You kept him even
though he did all that crap to you? You allowed him to cow you and
verbally assault you, and for what, an eventual strangulation?

And to top it off, he tried to rape you. This is a hard way
to live a life, I wish so much better for you.

Now for your revenge:

1. When you do see him and he's with a girl, call her by a
different girl's name and ask her how she likes getting cheated on.
Then walk away.

2. File charges against him if he ever touches you again.

3. You didn't say where he lives, but assholes like this
hang onto their mother's purse strings as long as possible, so I'll
guess he lives with his parent(s). Start a campaign of calling him,
using www.revengecall.com
of course, and pretend to be some other girl. leave messages about
drugs, parties, etc. Stir up his home life. Call when he's not
there, of course. Be a police officer, talk about pending charges,
whatever.

4. If at all possible, get a recording of him or his brother
saying what they say about your sister and give it to your parents.
Both of those guys sound like potential rapists to me and you need
to stop this before it happens, or it's on you.

5. Warn anyone and everyone about what this guy did, if you
can handle the criticism that will come with it. And talk with your
parents about this, they deserve to know not only what you've gone
through but what types of kids/adult/bastards these two are.

6. Leave him in the dust and live a better life, you deserve
so much better! You see him, his brother, his family, turn the other
way, stop being a target.

RG 

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