Getting Ready To Be Broken Hearted

Dear Revenge GuyHi Revenge Guy,
There are so many things i need revenge for, I need a full-time revenge staff. But I will pick 1 for now.

A woman i spent 2 years with is ignoring my needs and not returning my calls although I have stuck with her through all her bad times including a nervous breakdown, job loss, depression and she’s pretty overweight with a low self esteem.

She is claiming she is too depressed to give me any time etc…

She originally promised her life to me and expressed undying affection and said i was the greatest lover she ever knew of and i made her feel better than any one ever has.

I have been waiting a year for her to recover and she gives little and still claims to care for me She is about to get an operation on her stomach and so she will look and feel 10x better after she loses 150 lbs then instead her staying me she will cast me off and give her best to some other jerk that did not support and care for her when she was sick and obese which is totally unfair to me.

I deserve her very best because I treated her well when no one else wanted her and i know she will short change me. She is already not tending to me as she should on the eve of her operation. I have appealed to her since I have been extremely depressed and she does nothing to help me get well – she is making very sad and breaking my heart. How can I get revenge for the hurt she is doing and likely will cause.

I hope you understand that I have given her my all and deserve no less and she promised her life to me and love me forever. Her kisses also now lack passion telling me what is to come.

The Revenge GuyHi,
While I believe in preparing for the worse I also believe that you should expect the best out of people.

You, sadly, are setting yourself up to be rejected by this woman. Maybe she has said things to you to expect this, maybe she has acted differently expecting her new body to change her life.

I think that she will still be the same person after her surgery, maybe her body will look better but her state of mind will still be the same and she will need you. maybe she wants some space to figure out the rest of your life and maybe you’re in it, maybe you aren’t.

Time will tell.

But it’s too soon to plan for what might happen other than still supporting her change and future while also preparing yourself for these changes.

I do not believe that revenge is warranted, based on what you have told me. Instead concentrate your energies into being the man she will need, supportive and caring.

If she still dumps you then she’s just a user after all and you’re much better off.

RG

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Dear
Revenge Guy

I would like to get back at my boyfriend. We had
a fight recently and he told me that he was not attracted to me
anymore.

Well I don’t mean to sound conceited but I’m not that hard to look
at. I get attention from guys when I’m out by myself and frankly I
treat others very well, with kindness and respect which I think is
way more important than looks. I don’t have a weight problem and I’m
in great shape so I was hurt when my boyfriend said that.

I asked him why he wasn’t attracted to me anymore. He said it was
because I stopped cleaning his house! That’s right! I stopped
cleaning HIS house! I guess I could add that we live together. I
clean up after myself and sometimes will throw his clothes in with
my laundry but other than that, I choose not to mess with his stuff.

I never know if I will clean up and lose something he likes or has
sentimental value. So I don’t mess with anything in the house that
doesn’t belong to me or us both. He is a total slob. He comes in and
throws his clothes everywhere. He eats in the living room and drops
crumbs and tells me to vacuum. ETC. I am his girlfriend, not his
maid.

So before I leave him which I plan to do by the end of next week,
I’d like to pull a funny prank on him to prove what an A** he is.
I’d like to have a good laugh before I go. Can you help me out?
Thanks!
Amanda

Revenge JokerHi
Amanda,

It’s not my job to defend the males of the world, men are jerks.
This guy, hopefully, is not the type you’ll stick with and I’m happy
to hear you’ll soon be moving on.

That being said I’d staple name tags into his underwear so that he
knows they are his. And hide some food under his mattress… let him
have a nice smelly sleep for a couple of weeks, if he even notices!

I’d also take pictures of his sloppiness to share with friends,
those always make great party favors.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear
RG,

I have this psycho ex-boyfriend that would not leave me alone. I
dated him back when I was a senior in high school for about three
and half years we broke up for two and half years already.

I have a
restraining order against him for three years and it’s almost over
(I plan to go extend it sometime this month). He followed me around
threatened to hurt any guys that he suspected to be my new boyfriend
and still continues to stalk me to this day. I have a new boyfriend
now for almost two years.

y ex always somehow manage to get a
hold of my number and last time he got a hold of my boyfriend’s
number. I tried talking to my ex so he would not be too upset and
hurt others but I getting really sick of his psycho acts. He calls
my boyfriend and tries to make my boyfriend leave me. My boyfriend
and I are still together but this is hurting my relationship so much
that I don’t know what to do.

I want a revenge on my ex and let him
know that he cannot go around messing up people’s lives like this. I
want a revenge that will make him remember not to mess with me ever
again and will leave me alone once and for all to date whomever I
want.

Please help me out.
Girl in Pain

Revenge JokerHi
Girl In Pain,

Unfortunately I cannot recommend any revenge tactics here, it might
just make this guy even more psycho and violent.

Document
everything. Keep the restraining order in place, and remain friendly
with the local police.

Keep it legal and don’t give this guy any reason at all to look for
you.

Of course, you could always try to get him a job out of state. Send
him some fake employment offer letters and get him to travel out of
town for the interviews at various hotels. It’ll give you a couple
of days relief anyways.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi,
First i like to say thank you for helping us people out here with no
clue on how to get proper revenge.

I am in military and i got deployed to Iraq for 6 months, when I
left my gf was sooo in love with me. She would do anything for me,
she took me to see her folks and made me feel as if I am part of her
family.

Well we were soo in love as I thought. She told me things like "I
can never be with anyone but you, and things will never change in
between us" well it was dumb on my part to fall for those lies. When
I got to Iraq about 1 month later she just wasn’t the same, she
started to say things like "we don’t even know each other that well
and we should just wait till to come back to start something if
possible…"

Well then I ever called her in Iraq and kept it short and sweet in
e-mails (I replied never composed a new e-mail). Well when I got
back she is all changed in to a new girl and she wants me back in
her life. I asked her few things like what happened she told he she
messed around and learned her lesson. I can see it in her eyes that
she really didn’t learn her lesson on cheating (she done it in past
too on her ex). She wants to start the relationship slow as friends
in front of others and when we are behind closed door we can do
stuff.

She also just doesn’t care that much about me but says she does, its
like she is lying to me and she thinks I am falling for her again.
As of now we stand as if we are friends but we do stuff only behind
the door and she calls me whenever she wants.

What should I do? I want revenge for leaving me in Iraq (it was
emotionally hard but I made it). I want her to feel the same or make
her feel as if she lost the best thing she ever had. I want her to
miss me when I am gone and realize that she messed up for ever
letting me go to begin with.
Thanks for you help
TFK

Revenge JokerHi
TFK,

This shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, as long as you have some
help.

This is what I suggest:
Set up a new email account. Use a guys name that you’ll use again in
your revenge.

Start emailing your girlfriend from this account.

Now, send her your first email, being this unknown guy. Your contact
story is this: You’ve seen her around and asked a friend of hers for
her email address (the friend that is going to help you out and will
say he passed along her email address if she asks him). She doesn’t
know you (but you’ll include some guy’s picture in an email) you’re
good looking and want to get together with her.

Email her for a while. Ask personal questions. Talk about meeting
some time.
Play her along for a couple of weeks being this guy that’s emailing
her, all the while you’re still seeing her. You’ll easily find out
how much of a player she is and what she thinks of you. If your
letter is any indication, she’ll cheat on you with this guy you’ve
created.

AS a finale, set up a date at a restaurant between her and this guy.
He won’t show of course, but you certainly can show up and cause her
some heat or embarrassment, or both.

t’s your play.
Dump her hard.

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear
Revenge Guy

I absolutely love your site. I hope you can help
me.

My boyfriend’s mother is an evil person. She works daily to destroy
my relationship with her son. She tells half truths to him about me
and tries to ruin any chance of happiness for the two of us.

He is 50 years old, never married and I can see why. He struggles
with serious deep seeded abuse from this woman, but can’t see her
for what she is. An evil, selfish, sad person.

It seems time that the truth about her needs to be revealed to the
world.

Now, in regards to him… he needs to learn a lesson in a big way
too. He has a tendency to have the same characteristics as this
woman at times. He tells me half truths. He is addicted to internet
porn and he is obsessed with this woman on YouTube. In fact, he
wrote her a song and sent it to her and in the lyrics he said, "I
hope my lady doesn’t find out". (He doesn’t know that I found out!)

What can you do to make a guy like this who has wonderful qualities
and potential, realize what he has. Can you help me?
Seeking love and peace,
Jenn

Revenge JokerHi
Jenn,

No real revenge advice needed here.
You need to move on, break up with him!!

Really, what are you hanging on to?
A 50 year old guy that lives with his 60/70 something old mother and
hangs onto her apron strings?
A guy that lies to you?
A guy that is addicted to internet porn?
A guy that sends songs to YouTube members?

Seriously.

Find a real man.

What could this guy possibly have that attracts you to him, other
than maybe a fat bank account.

There is NO potential here, you see him as he is and after all, he’s
50!
Too old to learn new tricks.

Your revenge is getting your life back from a mean old lady and a
wimpy old man!!
Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Boyfriends are fickle, girlfriends are flaky. Revenge is not always
the best course of action here, but who am I to say? let the emotions
roll!

(NOTE: generally RG does not answer 'broken heart' revenge requests.
If that is your case please don't send an email, get advice from a
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Valentine's Day is coming so here's a story of a woman
being screwed over. Seems so fitting!


Hi
Revenge Guy,

I'm not usually a vengeful person but that's exactly why I'm turning
to you for help because this is a situation that POSITIVELY REQUIRES
revenge be taken and justice be served.

If it can't help me quit getting used then maybe they won't do it
to others like me again so here goes:
I have been in a live-in relationship for 3 years with the man i
believed to finally be the ultimate love of my life. we mostly got
along and were on the same unified track for the future or at least
he never let on differently ever in any way.

We made an agreement in the beginning: he said simply that i
couldnt "yell" at him, which we never fought EVER so i said ok
wishing now i knew how vague and easily manipulated that would be
later on. I was VERY specific however, in my "taboos" for him cuz i
really liked him but i had some really bad stuff happen in past
relationships and i had just clawed my way up from the bottom and
was ok with just being friends with benefits cuz i didn't really
want a relationship again at that time cuz i wanted to be sure so
the next time would be the last and i didn't want to be alone if it
wasn't so i HAD to be sure.

He was so sincere and seemed so committed that i reluctantly
agreed but with stipulations: Don't LIE to me, don't CHEAT on me and
don't be here NOW if you don't see yourself even REMOTELY here in a
couple of years cuz im really good with just being friends right now
cuz i don't ever wanna lose that.

Life went on and overall was good though we had a few bumps here
and there – we toughed it out together and eventually pulled
through. We had a real bad time last November when we moved into a
new house with his elderly dad and he suddenly was out of work.

No biggie he always pulled through somehow. this time though he
wouldn't work for anybody he normally did when in a pinch and i
tried to help him by selling furniture he made on ebay and other
stuff through my friends but he just stubbornly wasn't satisfied
with anything and i began to feel the heavy financial burden (his
dad too).

4 months went by and he started to be mean to me and treated me
like crap when he treated everyone else like kings though i bent
over backwards for him and he was spoiled rotten just as i always
had only now he EXPECTED and demanded it but no longer earned it. 6
months went by and we were regularly sparring usually because he
wasn't even trying by then and was everybody's friend but mine and
was nice to everyone but me so i snapped finally and yelled as he
says.

He didn't say he could yell first all he wanted, treat me like
crap, provoke me or push my buttons deliberately or whatever when he
said i could't yell at him or i never would have gone there. nor did
i ever think he would do these things to get me there.

So he split to a town he SWORE TO EVERYONE he would never go back
to and never mentioned he even considered it before then so it was
just out of the blue and i was glad to see him go for the moment.

He called 6 days later and that's how i found out but we kind of
made up and he came home for about 3 weeks then again reluctantly
went back but each and every weekend for the next 4 months we saw
each other and were becoming closer and closer all the while making
plans (HIM painting the picture) to "winter" in town and move up
there in the spring but he knew I wouldnt without a job and being a
smaller town then the one we had a home at, that would be difficult.
Winter was coming in and i didn' actt know how i could come much
longer but he was coming home on weekends to but weather is super
bad and treacherous so??

Next thing i know, we (couldnt really be called a fight) we
disagreed cuz he said something that cut right to my jugular emotion
and i didn't fight with him instead I fell asleep on bottom bunk of
camper cuz i couldnt leave being stuck in the mud as he got me til
morning which when i went to leave was about the only time this
fight occured but i was only crying and being in the mud was making
it worse.

Finally i went home and let things cool off. week goes by and i
call and he is being the meanest cruelest most horrible he has ever
been to me and said for me to stay away etc. and then hung up.

2 weeks go by he comes down says he's gone stay and talk leaves
and goes back without telling me. I go up on halloween he acts as if
all is well again, but im nervous cuz we hadnt talked at all but it
wasn't the nite to broach it yet and he was being really sweet while
making his costume etc. never did anything else happen til the end
of the nite when i went to go home cuz i had to work next day. all
of a sudden he started being mean again saying it was over, etc. and
as i went dazed and shocked to my car he kept saying see u next
weekend.

i called but wasnt about to go up there til i knew what was up
and he was rite back to being evil and mean and neasty to me. kept
hanging up on me. soKeptbe i quit calling but he would call here and
talk to my kids or his dad and first thing hed ask was about me and
he sounded sad each time.

To make a long story short, too much more happened to squeeze in
here, he is not the cheating type EVERYONE always thought but i knew
in my heart he was cuz no man would be that cruel to someone who did
nothing unless he was and his son coming home from school for the
holidays was my trump card cuz he would not say.

Sure enough they tried to pass it off as only 2 weeks but his son
Who stayed with us though his dad stayed up there, said they acted
as if it was much longer.
he would not lket me confront any issues since halloween wouldnt
talk to me and wouldnt allow me closure actn instead kept hanging up
on me and to this day 1/19/10 we have not talked even to say ok its
over and goodbye. EVERYONE HIS SON AND DAD INCLUDED IS SO PISSED AT
HIM. my daughter says he didnt want me to find out so he could come
back after winter and knowing cheating would never be forgiVEN but
winter required shelter up there cuz october was already too cold
and he wouldnt make it thru winter in the camper. supposedly it was
a "sympathy fuck" for her dead husband but she began to expect more
and since he was beginning to stay there. . .???

i dont care everything about it on both sides was wrong and she
missed her husband so bad how does she think i now grieve for the
love of my life? shes not sad now and he is not happy but he feels
bad for her and not me or anyone he left behind here and he is a
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON ACCORDING TO ALL WHO KNEW AND LOVED HIM,
i will never trust another soul again and he knew that from the
start should he not be right. so even if i had future happiness
waiting i would run from it in fear cuz the 3rd time is not a charm
and too many to believe again.

I want them both to feel the loss THEY CAUSED IN MY LIFE AND IM
NOT VERY GOOD WITH COMING UP WITH IDEAS LET ALONE APPROPRIATE ONES
that wont get me into trouble so please please please help me with
this asap – theres so much more that makes this sound lame but this
is really the short version after all this time has passed but i
still cry everyday and he still drinks everyday and she isnt unhappy
or missing her husband anymore.

BUT I DO EACH AND EVERYDAY. SO i need it for both and please help
me before i get any nuttier over this!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE
FOREVER GRAteful

p.s. she owns a tree nursery that her husband had so of course it
is convenient for both but this happened cuz i am a friend of one of
the husbands brothers at this nursery down here and they were old
friends so he sent him up there at my request a few months prior to
this to selln her some trees. thats when it started. told u there
was too much more to put in here but it is way worse now and
imperative i have revenge so it will quit consuming my life and i
can hopefully move on then. thanks again!

Revenge JokerHi
Some Lady,

Honestly, it seems to me that you hid the truth about this guy from
yourself all the time. Starting with just screwing around, without a
commitment, means that YOU were not ready to commit, not him.

You should have drawn a line right there.

As far as your "rules" what the hell? Relationships grow and
mature, mostly, yours withered right from the start.

Twice, likely more, you let this ass back into your life?

Are you that desperate to need a man that you'll invite such a
piece of trash in?
The rule is you give a man every chance to love you and one chance
to screw you over. You broke that rule.

First off, you need to cut all ties with this guy, his family,
everyone. Hell, Hawaii always seems like a great place to live to
me, why not move? As long as you can continue this pity party with
his relatives, and whatever friends you might have left, you'll
never heal, you'll never be over him.

As for revenge, here you go:
Start sending Valentine's Day cards now. To Him. To Her. From people
they might know in whatever town either might have been to.
Addressed from strangers maybe. Let them think that the other has
been screwing around. Use
www.revengecall.com
and leave messages, love messages, on their
voice mail. Change the caller id so the call can't be returned.
leave messages from people that say they owe money. play with their
minds, you know what works best.

Send him a registered letter detailing all the money he owes you.
Throw him into a panic. Wreak their relationship.

And damn it all, get some counselling and stay single until your
daughter grows up. And no more FWB. Those never work well except for
the guy that gets a freebie with no commitments.
Good Luck,
RG



Torture The User Ex-Boyfriend


Dear
Revenge Guy,
I just came across your site this afternoon and wanted to
ask for advice.

I was dating this guy for seven months and then like 3 weeks ago
while we were making dating plans, he suddenly broke up with me
because he was obsessing over my past relationships with guys in the
past (he was my best friend so he knew this stuff).

I found it weird that he obsessed over it. Sure he wasn't that good
looking at all and was a total morbid guy that laughed at people's
expense but I liked that about him because I was just like him!

Turned out he fell out of love with me 4.5 months ago and just
wanted my body. I get revenge on people often (he loved hearing
those stories and helped out a couple times) but this time I am
stumped at what to do. He decided he wanted to be
"friends-with-benefits" with me, I said sure because this would get
me close to him to get revenge, not sure what to do though.

I wasn't heart broken for long, I just want revenge on the time I
wasted on that pervert. I'm moving on with my life with college and
such, I'm young anyways but would like some victory on his expense.
Thanks for reading this.
Troublemaker

Revenge JokerHi
Troublemaker,

This all depends how far you're willing to go, right?

I mean you could pretend to have kinky sex with him, get out the
handcuffs or scarves and tie him to the bed and leave him there,
right?
Take photos and send them to his parents or some such trouble.

I mean, the sky is the limit, or is it?

You're right to get on with your life, but this guy makes me
SICK!!!!!

He just wanted to USE YOU? Fuck him, not literally, of course!

Anyways, I would add some eye drops to a drink he has, distract him
and drop half a bottler in…. watch as he gets sudden stomach
cramps and diarrhoea.

Or get some Liquid Ass and secretly spray him, or his stuff, with
it.

Or make some phone calls using
www.revengecall.com
and pretend to be another girl he likes, set
up dates, let him be all alone…. waiting… waiting…

LOL

Maybe be a phony "Facebook Hottie" and start an online romance with
him, then break his heart.

LOL

Have fun with torturing him, I would.
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

I’m sure you get a billion emails from people
wanting good ideas. I have done silly things to get a good laugh
when people have been mean or jerks to me in the past, but I am not
sure what might be adequate revenge for my ex boyfriend.

In a nutshell, he came back a year after we broke up after he heard
about my mother’s tragic death claiming that he felt really bad and
that he was sorry for how things ended between us… we both
apologized and continued to be friends for the next five years.

The last year of our "friendship" he totally changed and started
being mean for no apparent reason sometimes. He would always say he
was sorry after the fact and use some lame excuse… I started to
get the feeling that he was doing this on purpose when he made a few
stupid comments in reference to my mom’s death which started seeming
a little suspicious.

It seemed like an honest slip of the tongue at first, then he said
something that was really mean and insensitive. After talking to one
of his friends, I learned some other incriminating information about
him that also seemed to point to malicious intentions.

Some people might think that I should just never speak to him again
and go on, but he has messed with me and the rest of my family by
using my mother’s death as a means of being cruel… I don’t know
what to do to settle the score that is within the bounds of the
law… but this a**hole really deserves SOMETHING for being so
cruel.
Please give me some ideas, if you can.
Thanks, Josie.

Revenge JokerHi
Josie,

You have received some very good advice from your friends, don’t
bother with him anymore, cut him out of your life.

He’s a narcissistic control freak. He cares only for himself and his
needs, no matter what he has to do or say to anyone else.

But for your revenge, I’m sure that you have some nice dirt on him,
something that you could really scare him with if only you had an
anonymous way to contact him and let him know that his secret is
out. Let’s OUT him.

On my site is SpoofCard, you can make an anonymous phone call,
change the sound of your voice and the Caller ID Display and even
record the call for later listening.

Using his own bad behavior against him you can place that call, be
it the police, a government official, whoever and for whatever
purpose. Make him sweat knowing that he’s being investigated for
that deep, dark secret.

That will be your revenge.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi,
About 5 months ago, my girlfriend who I had dated for 7 months, and
gone after tirelessly for two years prior to that broke up with me.

I never got any real explanation as to why, so I kind of just went
into this depression and dealt with things on my own, and I let her
go…

About a month or so ago, the foolish me got a hold of her again to
see how she was and see if I could fix things with her considering I
loved her for a long long time.

We started talking and everything seemed ok, and for a month she
kept telling me she still loved me too and wanted to try to working
things out with me, but she kept telling me the problem was that her
mom didn’t like me, so that was stopping her.

Every time I’d try to see her when her mother wasn’t present, she
had an excuse not to, she seemed to be avoiding me, but still, I
kept on, and she kept telling me how much she still loved me.

I have always done everything for this girl. I never said anything
mean, I’ve always been caring and giving, and what I found out next
made me sick.

Even after a month of her telling me she still loved me, I find out
that she’s talking to another guy, and she was hiding it from me.
Now, yes… I was jealous, but that’s not why I want revenge.

If she would have told me to start with, that she was talking to
someone else, I would have understood but instead she just acted
like my emotions were non-existent, and broke my heart again.

She knows she did it, and she doesn’t care. She’s evil and cold
hearted. She could have easily spared me the pain that I feel now. I
need revenge. What should I do? Thanks for your help Revenge Guy!
Ken

Revenge JokerHi
Ken,

Revenge for the broken hearted, eh?

You made the rules and she ran with her own game plan. You want to
re-establish the relationship but you want her all or nothing.

Well, get ready for nothing because if she catches you at this
revenge idea you’ll never, ever see her again.

Text her being the “other guy” or message her some way being him.
There are all kinds of online text services you can use, you don’t
have to have a phone, just a computer and know who her cell phone
provider is and their webpage for sending text messages online to a
phone.

Send a letter telling her about his “history” with other girls. Make
up some bad, sad stories of how he treated them badly and wants
forgiveness.
Let her believe this letter, even if only for a few hours.

You’ll likely be found out, of course, but revenge will be yours, if
only momentarily.

Otherwise just call up her mom pretending to be the local health
center and leaving a reminder message for her daughter’s “treatment
appointment”.

Honestly, it seems to me that what you
want is revenge on her that will put her back into your arms. And
I’m not much good at getting people back together after they’ve
broken up. You might find some info and advice on this
dating site, but that’s
up to you.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi
RG,

I have a bit of a problem.

I met this guy and we immediately hit it off. After a few months, he
confessed that he had gotten in a little trouble before we met and
had to go to court. He then mentioned he was $100 short for his
court fees and asked me to loan it to him. I reluctantly did it
because I have my own bills, but he PROMISED to pay me back that
Friday with his paycheck.

The next day I went to court with him but waited outside the room.
He said the Judge ordered him to pay an additional $75.00 or he
would be arrested. Well I gave him another $75 on the PROMISE that
he’d be giving me the money back that Friday. Friday came and I
heard nothing from him all day (keep in mind he would call me at
least 3 times a day prior to this).

I finally called him… guess what? NO ANSWER!!! I sent him text
msgs, I called his friends, no one knew anything.

He finally calls me and has an ATTITUDE with me!!! He tells me he’ll
give me the money the next day, I didn’t get it the next day either.
This has been going on for a week now, he keeps telling me he’ll
give it to me but never does.

I just left him a very nice voicemail saying that I’ve accepted the
fact that he’s not going to give me the money back and I wished him
the best in whatever he does… now I’m ready for the REVENGE! I’ve
done things to ex’s before, you know the whole key the car, slash
the tires thing, but he used my kindness as a weakness and I want
him to PAY (literally)!!!!
Susie G

Revenge JokerHi
Susie G,

Well, you’ve got great cover by letting him know he’s off the hook
for paying you back. He really won’t suspect you of getting revenge
now, just let this sit for another month or so, let him think you’ve
totally cooled to it.

Then what I’d do is start putting up "Roommate Needed" signs;
"Person for hire";
"Delivery service";
And any other service you can think of. Make posters for everything
with his name and cell-phone number. Put the posters up on street
posts, in grocery stores, local employment centers, everywhere you
can think of.

Let him pay you back in time wasted.

And let me tell
you, next time get every loan signed for, a contract for repayment.
People will be less likely to borrow when they have to sign a
contract that could land them in jail for not paying. A loan
contract should have:
The amount, pay back schedule, name of loaner and borrower, address
of borrower and hopefully a third person to witness the signing of
this loan agreement. And take them to court the moment they are more
than 30 days, or two payback days have been missed.

And more revenge?
If you have some dirt on him use it to embarrass him badly. Share
the dirt to his co-workers, students, whoever he works with or goes
to class with.

Push him into the
light of public opinion.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Hi
RG,

I dated this guy who is one hell of a player.

He only dates newly
divorced women who own houses so he has a place to stay.

He's very
smooth & takes women for all they have. He preys on the vulnerable.

He moves in stays a couple of years & then looks for his next victim
when women start running out of money.

He is a heavy drinker has had
several DUIs.

He is the most romantic and attentive guy. Women don't
spot his game because they are so vulnerable.

When they figure it
out he has already got his hooks in them & the next victim on the
line. He moved from my house directly into someone else's. He still
calls for booty. How do we stop this con artist?
Sharon B.

Revenge JokerHi
Sharon,

First off, I would place a classified ad in your local newspaper, in
the legal section, in the form of:
To whom it may concern, be it known that from the date of January 1
2009 9Your Name) will no longer be responsible for the debts of (his
name).

This type of legal financial withdrawal of responsibility will get
his name on notice with many legal and financial institutions and it
makes a great start.

Then, anything that he has left at your place I would sell on eBay
and be sure to include, with each auction, a note on how you came to
be in possession of the item and why. This gives you the arena to
tell your story as well as having it publicly displayed to thousands
of eyes.

As for warning women in the future, the best thing to do is find the
women from his past, share stories and come together as a group to
publicly out this womanizing bastard. He gives all men a bad
reputation!
Best wishes,
RG
 



Hi
RG,

I have a few questions.

My husband of 18 years cheated on me and I want to find a legal way
of getting revenge on the girl he cheated with.

She copied pictures and videos of them together on his memory card
so I would find them.

So I have these pics of her and would like to know if I could get in
trouble with the law if I posted a myspace or a ad on craigslist
about her and posted her pics on there and what she is known for
doing (sleeping with married men and trying to blackmail them if
they get out of the relationship).

I would also like to run flyers off and say lost dog cause in
several of the pics she is holding her dog and then write last seen
humping peoples husbands and distribute the flyers around places
where it is known she hangs out.

I live in XXXXXXX and am not sure what the laws are as far as
getting in trouble.

Please let me know if these things are legal and I can do these
without getting in trouble with the law.
Thanks,
ready for revenge

Revenge JokerHi
Ready,

Generally, if you publish the truth you are not breaking the law.

I would check your states laws concerning the laws of privacy of
person, which may or may not apply.

A website? Sure I’d do that.

Here’s a tip:
You could go to
www.business-domain-names.com
and buy a website name.

It's very easy to do. When buying the web site (domain) name also
purchase the “private registration” option which hides your identity
of ownership. No one will know who owns the website.

Then purchase the hosting package for the website that includes the
website creator. This is also very easy to do and you will have a
website up in a matter of minutes. Once that is completed you will
have a private, secure place to post all you want about this awful
woman.

Keep to what you know, not what you guess at, and you’ll be quite
safe, I would think.

And talk to your divorce lawyer about other options.
Best wishes,
RG


Dear
Revenge Guy,

About a year ago, my closest friend and roommate began to date a
fantastic and hilarious guy!

It’s rare that I find someone with as
ridiculous as a sense of humor as I, so I was very excited about
this new addition.

We began to hang out with some of his friends on
occasion and I found myself having the same witty repertoire with
his closest friend, lets call him Jed. Jed, however, was in the
midst of a rocky relationship, lets call her Crazy.

Every time Jed
and I were in the same social scene, Crazy would show up, and I
would here about how they "broke up! through the grape vine (this
happened 5 or so times).

She had a reputation for being high
maintenance, in every sense of the word, and often ruined entire
evenings for herself, her man, and everyone within a 10 foot radius.

I eventually got tired of the story and stopped hanging out with the
group all together. I am not going to lie like I didn’t flirt, but I
am flirt by nature and it was harmless fun. I was dating others and
not looking for the drama!

Fast forward… eventually they do actually break up, and shortly
afterwards Jed and I begin our flirtation once again!

Before long,
we are forced to admit that we do actually have an attraction to one
another and begin a relationship of sort. I make it clear that I
will not be a rebound, that I want to take things slow because of
the sensitivity of the situation, and that I do not want to flaunt
our affection. I also make it clear that I am apprehensive that the
whole thing is a bad idea (which it was).

He says that their
relationship should have been over long ago and that its sad, but
that he is over it. He makes her out to be kind of an immature pain.
All his friends come out cheering that its finally over.

Anywho, Jed is persuasive, and before long I am neck deep in an
intense romance.

But Crazy will not leave me (or us) alone. She
texts him all the time, she talks shit about me (clearly the slut)
to anyone who will listen, she screams her hatred at all his friends
who associate with me in the slightest, and she writes mean things
about me by name online.

At first, I feel sorry for her. The broken
heart is a horrible thing. Eventually I get tired of it. It rules
our relationship. Every time we’re out, his phone will ring over and
over. I find that I am obsessed with it. I begin to lose my cool!

Long story short, just when enough time has pasted where the
harassment seems to be slowing down, she goes through a horrible
family tragedy. He is there for her, 100 percent, as if a boyfriend,
at her beck and call.

I support this as best as I can because I care
for him and appreciate that his is a caring guy, although I express
my discomfort with it. I have been cheated on. Immediately, he
begins to be distant and confused.

So, after a month of waiting for
things to get better, bending over backwards to do/ act in the
appropriate manner, I break it off. I say I love him and want to be
with him, but can’t stand the drama anymore. I say that I hope he
takes him to think about what he really wants. This breaks my heart.

Within two weeks, they are back together. There reunion is totally
under the radar though. (I’d be embarrassed about that too)

I am humiliated and, to be honest, heart broken. I turned the other
cheek through every single bit of the whole situation out of respect
for him and our mutual friends.

I have still walked away with class,
so that our friends don’t feel uncomfortable. But I am pissed…
just livid. If you go back to the ex, I’m not even a rebound… I’m
just a short hiatus.

Believe me, I know that I am better off. I am more than a few
leagues up from Crazy, in looks, intelligence, maturity and general
personality. (as one friend put it UPGRADE). But SERIOUSLY!!!!! I
fell in love and then got pulled into a episode of Young and the
Restless… and that shit is not fair.

Now I have to maneuver social
outings like its a covert operation and just pretend that my
feelings aren’t hurt. To review: my roommate is his best friends
girlfriend. I hear about him and his life all the time. Its not out
of sight, out of mind.
So how do I get revenge? Just wait and assume they are miserable?

-just call me drama

Revenge JokerHi
drama,

Yes, that lying ass sure did put you through the wringer.

And you know he’s just going to pay and pay in his relationship with
CRAZY. So I would feed on it.

You know he’s a flirt. You know he’ll likely cheat on her, and maybe
even CRAZY will cheat on him.

I’d use that info to my advantage since they are always hanging out
with your group of friends.

Introduce him to other women, have a guy friend of yours pass the
word to other guys that CRAZY is easy when she’s had a few drinks.

Let the players play, so to speak.

And enjoy the entertainment and your complete revenge.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi
Revenge Guy,

I am tired of trying to turn the other cheek with this nut case. I
have been married to my husband for 10 years and this psycho just
won’t go away.

We have ignored her and we don’t answer our phones
when it is not a listed number, but lately she is getting worse.

6
weeks ago she moved in 2 blocks from our home where we have lived
for 7 years now. She is renting this house and although she will be
evicted within 8 months to a year for not pay ing rent, I don’t know
if I can take this that long. She is driving my husband and I crazy.
She calls our home at least every other day.

Since she has moved in
she has egged our cars, shown up to our church and spit on the door
handles of our cars, called our cell phones at midnight and played
porn over the line, and last weekend stole and broke our Christmas
yard ornaments. Every time she passes us on the road or sees us it
gets her going again. She has called the police on my husband over
and over making up stories that he has choked her or hit her,
etc….when he is no where near her and will not even answer her
calls. I have been keeping a diary of all of her psycho acts for
years, but without a ton of money, there is not much that I can do.

My husband had 3 children with her, of which we have custody of all
3. The oldest boy is now 17 1/2 and he ran away from home to live
with her last May because he did not want all the responsibility
that we expected him to have (like going to school) and his mom lets
him stay up and get drunk with her boyfriend who is only 7 years
older than my husband’s son. They also have twin daughters that are
14 and they can not stand their mom and have refused to see her. She
even called the police and tried to force them to go, but the girls
refused and the police told her that they would not force them to
go. (After all, we are not forcing the boy to move back in with us).

Anyway, this psycho will just not leave us alone and continues to do
more and more hateful things to us. I thought that if we ignored it,
she would stop, but it just seems to be getting worse. I also have a
son of my own that is one year older than another daughter she has
by another man, so now her daughter is going to the same school as
my son and it makes me very nervous.

As I said, I have turned the other cheek and ignored it for a long
time now and I am tired of allowing her to do hateful things to all
of us. She parks her car in the garage all the time so I can not get
to it. Any ideas?
TRM

Revenge JokerHi
TRM,

I really feel for you.
Bearing the brunt of these lunatic actions cannot be easy.
She was obviously hurt in the divorce…. Which we can now use
against her.
You need to start sending her letters…. Anonymously… From an
admirer.
Leave hints in the cards, notes and small gifts that they are from
someone she knows at work, grocery shopping, getting her hair
done… Whatever.
Once attention is focused back on her she’ll likely lose interest in
you and your husband.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 


Dear
Revenge Guy,

My boyfriend’s sister (we’ll call her Kara) just broke up with her
boyfriend of 2 years, but he’s not the problem. She started dating a
new guy (we’ll call him Boy).

Boy was so sweet to her at first, but
we all started to suspect that he had a few girls ‘on the side’.
Kara’s mother, Kara’s brother, and I began looking at Boy’s online
profile and saw he had a lot of messages from different girls.

About 2 months past and Kara saw a
message that was from another girl saying "I’m glad you’re all mine
and I love coming to see you at your dirtbike races". Boy is an avid
dirtbike rider, yet he was lying to Kara saying he was going riding
when really, he was going to see these other girls.

We all were thinking of how to get him
back and many ideas came to mind like forking his lawn, and putting
garbage all around his personal racetrack he has for riding in his
backyard. We really wanted to do something to his track…. any
ideas?
Thanks!

Revenge JokerHi
Person With No Name,

The solution is:
Bird seed.
Scatter large handfuls of it on the sidelines of the track, in the
center of the track if it’s grassy.

Once the birds start getting fed regularly it’s hard to get rid of
them.

There will be bird poop everywhere and in the air.
And bird seed is small enough that it can be discreetly tossed
around and unless you’re looking for it, you’ll never notice it.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear
Revenge Guy,

I recently just had a large break up with my ex. Not
really bothered about the split as I wanted to end it anyway. The thing
is I seem to have substantially lost out on the whole thing.

Well it
all started one night at my parents house when we’d both got back from a
heavy night out we started arguing and eventually things got quite
violent on her behalf, she not only broke the skin on my back biting me
but has also left pretty bad marks on my neck from digging her nails in
my throat, I know psycho.
Anyhow in the struggle while I was trying
to defend myself without hurting her I accidentally caught her with my
ring and scratched her arm.

Now the real problem arises, when I told her
to get out of my house on her way out, as she was unaccompanied by me
she managed to steal a £300 Mp3/movie player and my mobile phone. The
next day I contacted the police and due to lack of evidence nothing was
done about the missing items.

The items were probably dumped so I would
doubt any chance of getting them back. Not only this but the girl
reported me to the police for assault on her, which due to overwhelming
evidence on my behalf she was laughed out of the station, never the less
it still has damaged my reputation considerably in my local town.

I’m
sure you can now see why I need revenge on this girl and maybe someway
of getting some compensation for the £300 mp3 player. Now I just wanna
let you know incase there is something I can do with it, that I have a
cheque from her that was wrote by me but signed by her as a joke for
£500 pounds, that she thought I threw away but I always kept. It’s 8
month old so I don’t know if it is still valid and I know she doesn’t
have any money in her account. also I don’t want to get in any trouble
in the process.
Please help me. Thank you.

Hi
M,

Breakups always lead to bad feelings, rash actions and trouble in
the future when they are handled the way yours was. Violence begets
violence. Revenge begets revenge.

But, since she started it, let’s move
ahead with how to get her back.

First off: Cash the check. At the very
minimum she’ll have an insufficient funds charge to deal with from her
bank.

Secondly:
In your local paper place the following ad:
Found – My self-respect, my self-esteem and my freedom. After finally
wrenching free of the (describe her here) boat anchor that was around my
neck, I am a new man. But I did lose (describe the items here) in the
process. If you have seen them please send a message to Box #… (rent a
box number from the newspaper where you place the ad).

This will work
great if your town is as small as you say it is, because everyone will
read this!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi Revenge Guy-
I dated a guy who agreed to be exclusive with me. I started getting a
weird vibe after a while that he wasn’t being or didn’t really want to
be exclusive and we had a lot of arguments about it.

One day I snooped
in his email and found a racy email he had written to a female "friend".
He abruptly broke it off.

About a year later he admitted he had never
wanted to be exclusive and only agreed to because he didn’t think I
would date (f***?) him otherwise.
Any suggestions how to get this bastard back?
L.

Revenge JokerHi L,
Some guys are just creeps, after one thing and will do anything to get
it.
It’s too bad you had to resort to ‘snooping’ to find out that he was
two-timing you, that he couldn’t be honest with you.
Now it’s a year later and you want revenge? Good girl, revenge is best
served cold and a year later should keep you out of the prime suspects
list.

Here’s what you do:
Call up the local health board, tell them he has an STD. They’ll call
him in for a test and a talk. Call up his current girlfriend, tell her
the same story.

Tell all your friends how small his manhood is…. tell your friends,
tell strangers, post it on websites with a picture of him. use
newsgroups, they’re great. Be sure to go online somewhere safe, like an
Internet cafe or library.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Revenge
Guy…
first off, great website. I just stumbled across it this
afternoon and am glad I did. Here is my situation.

A couple of years
ago, my two younger cousins got the best of me at a
family-get-together, Thanksgiving I believe.

Anyway, they talked me
into playing a game of "Spoons" with them. I am sure you know what
this is, however, I did not.
Let me explain just in case you haven’t
heard of this horrible game. Two people kneel facing each other.

A
large metal spoon is presented. In turn, as one person lowers their
head, the other places the spoon in their mouth and tries to whack
the other in the head with the spoon (this is actually quite hard to
do just so you know).

Then the guy who just got whacked places the
spoon in his mouth as the other bows down and whacks the guy in
return. This goes on till one person gives up.

The two brothers (my
cousins) totally embellished this story of how one of the brothers (tommy)
was the best in his school at this game and how he had the technique
down perfectly. I went first, I placed the spoon in my mouth, took a
few practice swings (nods) and hit him in the head.

Needless to say,
I didn’t hit him all that hard. Then it was his turn. I bowed down,
he placed the spoon in his mouth, and all the sudden, whack! It hurt
like Hell!!! I turned around immediately suspecting the other cousin
of hitting me with a separate spoon, but he was a few feet away and
everyone in my family (they were all in the room watching) said he
had done nothing of the sort and that Tommy had indeed hit me with
the spoon in his mouth. I proceeded to take my turn.

As I was
prepping, they were all giving me advise on technique… how to
properly whip my neck to get the maximum force out of a hit and
such. Again, a dull thud… not hard at all.

So again, I bowed down
and took my hit. Whack!!! Again it hurt like hell. I looked again
for an accomplice to my obvious beating, but again the family
claimed that Tommy used the spoon in his mouth to hit me. This went
on for some time till I finally realized that I just wasn’t able to
get the technique down and gave up.

Well, a few weeks later the family got together again for a family
BBQ. When I arrived, everyone was in the living room watching the
TV. To my horror, someone had videotaped the whole game a few weeks
earlier and was showing it. I saw myself placing the spoon in my
mouth, taking a few practice swings, then quite lamely bonking my
cousin on his head.

Then I see me bowing down to receive my blow. I
was very interested at this point; wanting to see exactly how he was
achieving these very hard blows to my head. And as he whips the
spoon down, it misses me, but I see my other cousin lean in and hit
me with a large spoon he had hidden behind his back! Then of course,
the whole family broke into uncontrollable laughter.

Ouch!

How could
I have fallen for this? I thought this was the deal from the start
when playing the game a few weeks earlier, but I had my whole family
assuring me the game was legit and I simply wasn’t using the right
technique. I was pissed, but it being family and all, I put on as if
I thought it were funny and took it in stride.

I told them good job
for getting me and let it go. But I didn’t let it go. Since then, I
have been trying to find a way to get even with these two little
punks. A couple of years and many family gatherings have passed by,
so they are not on their guard. Now is the time to strike!

I need a
good way to get even with these two…. and maybe even with the
whole family.

I’ve read your other posts and I understand that this
is not very serious.

Nobody ruined my life or anything like that,
but none the less, I want to get even. Just remember, this is
family… I don’t want anyone to be permanently hurt or anything
like that, but I would love to get my revenge. Any ideas?
Taken by
Family

Hi
Taken,

This type of revenge requires expert timing, believable storylines
and and investment in time and money.

Are you up to it?

I know you are. What’s a couple of hundred dollars when revenge is
needed, right?
Taken, this is what you do:
You’re going to set yourself up as a "jackpot winner" along the
lines of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes ™. By this
what I mean is for your next family gathering your going to have
people come to the door to hand you a $30 million dollar check in a
believable format. Then you’re going to make the two cousins beg for
a dime from you. And anyone else you want to involve this in.

This is what you’ll need:
– A printer to print a 4 foot large check for $30 million dollars.

– Hire 3 actors (with cameras, tuxedo and appropriate script) for
the knock on the door and recording the prize awarding event. A
rental van with a "Sweepstakes Patrol" sign on the side would be
great too!

– A family event to spring this on everyone.

At the family event you’ll start a sob story about your life. You’re
a loser, etc. hard times, girls, job, everything sucks… everyone
will hate you, you’re such a sop. Carry on for a while. You might
want to practice this.

Timing is everything.

Then comes the prize patrol… just when everyone hates you.

The $30 million prize should give you a few hours of absolute
torture on whoever is your target. Be sure the actors keep the
cameras rolling.

You’ll love this for years to pass. You’ll be a family legend.

You’ll even send me a copy of the tape.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi.
First off, I wanted to say that I’m a fan of your site. I love the
advice you give. Now the time has come for me to ask for help.

Let me begin by saying that I was involved for the better part of a
year with a woman who completely rocked my socks off. She seemed
amazing.

The sex was great, and we both immediately fell in love
(..or so I thought). Here’s the kicker – she and I are married….to
other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

If anybody has a problem,
let them cast the first stone. Anyway, the relationship lasted for a
long while, until she took a trip out of town, where I found out she
had an affair…with a woman.

Of course, she denied it. The
relationship continued, with me being VERY suspicious. Near the end,
we took a trip out of town, where I found out she was having another
lesbian relationship RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE!

When I asked her about it,
she immediately broke up with me, saying she was "too busy". Since
then, she’s kept lying to me, and kept me waiting in the sidelines
(as she asked me to do……I was SO stupid to do so!). She’s had
affairs with both men and women, while at the same time asking me to
stay faithful to her.

She’s still married, and her hubby is freaking clueless! My wife
knows everything, and we’ve patched things up. She wouldn’t mind
seeing revenge on her as well! At one time I was willing to give up
everything for her. Now, I want restitution. I want punishment. I
WANT REVENGE!! Can you help me?

Hi,
I’m glad that you like my website.
I’m very happy that you were able to confess to your wife and
maintain a relationship with her.

You owe her a fabulous vacation somewhere, with a renewing of your
marriage vows.
And a BIG piece of jewelry.

As for this other woman, she’s into everything and everyone. With a
clueless husband to boot that keeps the home fire burning as she
cheats herself to anything that moves.

Your revenge is going to take several steps. They can be completed
in any order.

First off:
You’ll want to reprint this email once you’ve deleted any
identifiable marks, such as your email address. Or print it from my
website, it’ll be on the home page. Then leave copies of it
everywhere. Her office, his office. The grocery store bulletin
board. All kinds of places where they’ll see it. Maybe the clueless
husband will make the connection, maybe he won’t. But she will. And
she’ll be put on notice.

Secondly:
Start placing "Found Item" ads in the local papers describing things
that she owns. These are usually free ads and they very rarely check
the phone number of who places the ad. Use her phone number. The
kooks will start calling, the more frequently the higher the value
of the item seems to be. The conversations with these kooks will be
incredible. Just imagine it.

Thirdly:
Set up one final date with her. Preferably a late meeting in a
motel, or a fancy dinner place. Get someone else to call the husband
about this rendezvous, preferably as it’s happening (of course, you
won’t show up!).
The fires will roar!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear
Revenge Guy,

I dated a guy for about a year. A few months into the relationship I
told him I was looking for something exclusive and wanted to know
what he was looking for. He indicated he was looking for something
exclusive as well. We continued to date.

A few weeks later he
started saying and doing things that were leading me to believe he
didn’t really want to be monogamous so I asked him straight out. He
vehemently denied he didn’t want to be exclusive but continued doing
fishy stuff to which our arguments became more frequent. He hung out
with and went away alone with other woman (one on my b-day weekend
even) and continued making disconcerting comments in general.

It finally ended because I snooped in his email one day and found a
racy email he wrote to one of his female "friends". I confronted him
about it over the phone. His response "I don’t know .. maybe we
should just be friends. Got anything else to say?" to which I
stupidly said "no" and he hung up on me.

A month after we broke up I saw this post he wrote on a website he
frequents:
[ah friends with benefits]
"The only way to fly. Plus, with this kind of strategy, you get more
than one! Variety… you know, it IS the spice of life".

A year after we broke up he finally admitted he had never wanted to
be exclusive and started telling me same lame thing about how a
female friend of his calls him a serial monogamist.. blah, blah,
blah…

I HATE this guy! He humiliated me!!! He wasn’t "confused"… he’s a
manipulative, lying asshole and I want revenge!!!!
Any ideas???
Thanks, L

Dear L,
At least you made a good move when you got rid of him… he’s been a
player all the time, saying whatever he needs to say to get what he
wants. I’m sure there isn’t a sincere bone in his body.

Usually I say that good living is the best revenge. And it still is.
And it’s very important for you to move on from this horrible
experience with this awful guy.

I’d suggest posting a gay singles ad in a local paper for this guy.
Include his phone number…. let him get past that one.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


dear revenge guy,

I met jeff at a wrestling match for my high school(he goes to another
school, a grade above me). we had a little thing my freshman year, but
then i started to realize how much of a jerk he was. he always tried to
kiss me, even when we werent going out, and me being the naive freshman,
and him being the sweet talker, i gave in.

he asked me to go out with him
a couple times, but i said no. the summer after 9th grade we started
hanging out, and even though he knew i had a boyfriend, he got a little
grope friendly when we were at the movies, so i got mad at him. he met 2
of my really good friends at a party, and told them that i fooled around
with him. which was not true at all. so i confronted him about it, and he
denied everything. he said "you know i would never hurt you and talk about
you like that" so i forgave him.

just other little things he did made me
not want to talk to him as much, and i learned to stand up to him.

i guess
he just got jealous, because this year (im in 10th grade now) i met a guy
that goes to jeffs school(rob). he knows that we know eachother, and he
gets really mad whenever i talk about him. he found out from one of my
friends that rob was at my house the other night with a couple other
people, and somehow got the impression that we were fooling around (not
true) and he told one of my very good friends that i was planning to lose
my virginity to him. (not true either, and obviously this has gotten
totally blown out of proportion, because i have never done anything sexual
with anyone) my friend confronted me about it, and when i found out what
jeff was saying about me, i could tell my friend was really disappointed
in me, until i told him the truth.

and nothing he has ever done has hurt
me more than this. and thats why i need some effing revenge, so he
realizes how much he hurt me, and so everyone else will realize that he is
a prick that doesnt know how to treat a girl. whatever, i just want him to
be deathly embarassed and scarred for life! im in culinary arts, my friend
suggested "laxative brownies, and lots of em" lol.. so got any ideas?

thanks,
allie

Hi Allie,

You have met the "loser of the year" as far as I am concerned.

Your real question you have to answer is:
Do you want to get rid of him forever?
Or just for a little while?

Jerks like him will tend to hang around and coerce you (sexually) until he
gets what he wants, as long as it is convenient for him to do so (until
another girl victim comes along). They are very selfish individuals and
attempt to hide their selfishness in snide playful ways.

Laxatives in the brownies may be a good way to get rid of him, it’s always
a great revenge idea, especially when given on an outing somewhere. Using
public washrooms as you are exploding from the ass is as unpleasant as it
can get.

But I always prefer the more ingenious approach. Public humiliation can go
a long way in finally getting rid of someone, permanently, with no mixed
messages or other misdirected interpretations as to what was meant. And
that means you have to have more than yourself involved in this setup. So,
get your friends together, all of the ones that know the truth about Jeff
and how he behaves, and create some "this is your life" posters. Detail
all the bad things he has done to you, your friends, etc. Have your
friends and you carry them around for a couple of weeks, "dropping" them
on people that you talk to, places you go, stuff like that. The
humiliation should get rid of him, once and for all.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear RG,
Hi. Thanks for taking the time to read my email. I’ll make it
simple. I was seeing this guy for a few months from work. (My family
owns the company). For pretty much no good reason, he stopped
calling, stopped seeing me and is acting weird toward me. All was
going well until we had some problems in the bedroom. But besides
that, I have no idea why he’s being weird. I feel like things
started on his terms and ended on his terms. And that’s just not
cool. I really only see him at work and going to his apartment would
be kind of hard, given if he saw me it would be obvious. Therefore
my only idea thus far is slashing his tires at work. Any ideas from
such a genius would be much appreciated! The old saying "What comes
around goes around". I feel like that’s shit. You just can’t count
on that. I’m sick of being f—ed over and want to be on the other
side of it for a change.
Hope to hear from you!!!!
A

Hi A,
Just send him a bunch of roses. From "Jeff", the guy who’s long
distance in love with him.
Then have a friend of yours be this "Jeff" and leave romantic
messages for this guy at work.
Then you can start hinting around that he’s gay.
Have fun with this.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi RG,
I need your help. I was involved with a guy for four years we broke
up about 3 months ago and he started to have a serious relationship
with my worse enemy. They plan to get married soon. I hate him so
much and need to extract my revenge.

Hi,
Be happy he’s out of your life.
And, find out when and where the wedding is, make up some flyers
offering free food and drink to bums and the homeless. Let them
enjoy their "special day".
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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