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Need a little help getting even with someone that has done bad by you? Remember, revenge never forgets… bide your time… it's to your advantage!

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.

Dear
Revenge Guy,

So…. my no good husband had been cheating on me for over six months…We’d been together since I was 17, over ten years.

I
finally found out who he’d been cheating with…my best friend of over 15 years, consequently the maid of honor in my wedding. These two carried on under my nose, knowing that I trusted both of them.

It wasn’t
until I contracted an STD that I found out….These people BOTH need some serious revenge… Did I mention that I cared for his 85 year old grandmother for over three years, in my home!!!

This good wife was done wrong…. Now my ex and his Wh–re are going on like I never existed…. What can I do???
Any help would be greatly appreciated!
~R

Revenge JokerHi R,
I assume that all legal avenues have been exhausted and you’ve already taken him to the cleaners.

If you haven’t, now is the time to get a lawyer.
And I’m sure you’ve already notified the health board about your STD and it’s source?

Then this is what you do:
First off, place a legal notice classified ad in the paper that, because of your ex-husbands infidelity, you will no longer be responsible for debts incurred in his name.
Second, if they’re passing STD’s around, then not only wasn’t he unfaithful to you, they’ve been cheating on each other too.

I’d create some business cards, describing a "beautiful, buxom blonde" that only does outcalls, if you know what I mean, and put her name and his number on them and start leaving them in every bathroom in every bar in town.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 


Dear RG,
I thought I’d email you and ask for your revenge advice which I’d really appreciate!!And by the way, I live in Lebanon 🙂

You see,I was engaged to this guy who was (and still is) the love of my
life for 3 years.We were college classmates when we got engaged though my dad wasn’t really in favor of the engagement at the time as my guy had no job then or anything but we were so in love and he promised to make me so happy and never leave me.He said I was the girl of his dreams and the love of his life!

We were so happy at first, but then he started to change; he started to ignore me, make fun of me, yell at me and shout at me and call me bad names then he’d apologize later and say he was nervous and sorry and so on.I always forgave and forgot.Later, his dad died and this (I don’t know why!!) made him even more cruel to me but I still took it as I realized he had to be going thru such a hard time, I never complained though I’d tell him I was offended or hurt by something he did or said.

It started getting worse but I still loved him so much and thought he’d be the way he was before.He started being mean to my dad and also his uncle (who happens to be so cruel) wasn’t good to me or my family.

My x-fiance started dictating me things and only ordering me even if i don’t like it.I talked to him a million of times about how a man should treat his girl and wife to be, sometimes he listened, sometimes not!

He was really tight on money, hardly got me anything and I used to get him so many gifts.

I was so romantic and caring to him, showering him with words, cards and deeds which he seemed to like but never showed his appreciation or love for me.
Then our families disagreed as they’d promised us something that they didn’t do so my dad was very offended and decided to call the whole thing off.I felt very bad myself at the time, my x-fiance and I had been fighting and I was being misunderstood and taken for granted and forgotten all the time.

Anyway,when my dad called my x-fiance he didn’t actually call it off, he only told him he was mad at what was going on.

I called my x-fiance later and to my utter surprise, he said he was very offended by what my dad had told him and that it seemed right we should break up as we hadn’t been happy together lately?!!

I cried while talking to him on the phone, begging and asking him to re-consider us again as I can’t live without him and he kept saying NO…..

Days later I called him and he hung up on me and wouldn’t take my calls!!!!
I couldn’t take it anymore at the point!I had a serious nervous break down which I’m still recovering from (it all happened a couple of months ago), I couldn’t sleep for days and I’m still insomniac, I quit my job, I’ve thought about killing myself many times, every night I’d cry myself to sleep…I’d cry so bad I’d think I’d die!!
I feel more dead than alive.Honestly, I still miss him so much and still cry and still love him an the thing is i can’t imagine myself being with anyone else?!!!It’s like a curse!!

RG,I’m very angry inside! I feel this guy really used me and my family.We were very kind to him, more even than his own family! He’d have dinner at our house almost every day, he’d come study with me, dad would bring him the books he needed and drop them by his house (not that my x-fiance was poor),I trusted him so much and he always told me I was his wife already….I feel I’ve wasted my life with him and I took so much for him and from him and even though I love him, part of me despises him!! I feel I’ve wasted the sweetest years of my life with him and that he was infatuated by my beauty and poetic romantic nature which he later told me was silly!!I feel I’ve been betrayed and deceived and lied to.

This guy wanted to alter me , the things he loved me were hateful to him later and everything was my fault by the end and I started having very low self esteem.
The thing is since his dad’s death, I feel he’s been blindly following his uncle and I feel his uncle is a bad example to him and he already treats his wife bad!They (my x-finace and his uncle)even went to my uncles saying that they wanna repair things and get us together and I was thrilled and hopeful.Only they told them how they hated my dad (why??he never wronged them!!It’s they who did!!) and stuff like that…They never claim to be wrong this family!!

Now his mom and her family have been calling us and they want us back.My x-fiance has never contacted me since we broke up except for a couple of emails he sent me and told me he still wanted me but my dad has wronged him and my dad has to apologize to him?????!!!That was like one and half month ago.And we’ve said no.But I don’t even think this NO would break his heart!!

I really want revenge on this guy and his uncle who I really hate as I think he’s played with my x-fiance’s head and my x-finace just trusts him so much and thinks he’s his like his dad and loves him like a son,I wanna break his heart.I know that some day he’ll know what my love was and what I had to take for him, right??

Please RG tell me what to do, I really need your help.Thank you so much!!
M

Revenge JokerHi M,
That is certainly a horrible story.
This guy seems to come from a long line of control freaks.The best revenge will be "living well".
You need distance from him and fast. I’d suggest sending him one final gift, a dead rose.

Check out http://www.deadroses.com and send him an appropriate message. Then
find yourself another boyfriend.
Let me know how things work out.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear Rg,
I have a problem with my boyfriend. He has been cheating on me with his
ex-wife. 3 times really. He says it shouldnt matter because we are not
married. well she wouldnt take him back so he wants to keep me know.

Let me say the marriage did end because of her. she is a drunk and cheated on him all the time. She mostly hurt his pride and ego. But for him to turn around and hurt me the same way is just to much. How can I get revenge? I dont want to sleep with someone else to get even.
CW

Hi CW,
Revenge usually means you’re gonna stick around and see how things turn out once your plan is set in motion. In this case, don’t stick around. He’s just as bad as his ex is, because he knows the hurt cheating will cost and he did it anyways.
His ex never hurt his pride and ego, he used the fake hurt to get into your head, heart and pants.

Face facts, you’ve been used by a pro and now he’s hoping you’ll stick around for more. More forgiveness, apologies and his selfish sexual needs. I bet he isn’t really that good in bed, just needs you to tell him he is. I’m right, aren’t I?

So, CW, your next step is what type of revenge is suitable. Good enough to let him know how you felt and how you feel now. And you’re right, sleeping with someone else isn’t the answer, for now, keep your legs closed, girl!
This is what I suggest:
Go to the Revenge Coupons page:

Print yourself out some of the "Free With Purchase" coupons. Set it up
and start printing on them: "Bad sex, small penis but huge asshole" and
underneath add his name. Then leave them around everywhere. For extra
fun, add his phone number.
Then get the hell away from him, leave him to his own life and get a new
one for yourself.

OK.
Let me know how things work out for you, I care. Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hey whats up?
I came across your site tonight and thought I’d request a little advice.

I am a shift lead at my office and have three employees that work for me, last week one of them had some kind of break down and started screaming at me in the middle of the office.

Needless to say I was pissed but let it slide, only having my supervisor pull him aside and inform him that his behavior was inappropriate. Well he had no excuse for the outburst but instead accused me of being a racist.

This is a very serious charge in my company. Now just to give you a little background, In an office of thirty people I am one of only two "white" people, the rest of my co workers are from all over the world, and in the three years I have worked there NONE have had any problems or complaints about me. My supervisor treated his charge according to company policy etc, and we have a meeting . He whips out this list of things I have done.

All of which are completely ludicrous, including things like borrowing his pen and instead of handing it to him I slid it across the table to him, and calling one of our security guards a bit scary (a 6’5 330 lbs guy). Needless to say he was laughed out of the meeting and told that nothing he was complaining about was anywhere near discrimination or racism.

But now I have a formal complaint in my file. There is nothing stopping this guy from making another false charge and making it two on file, which would look horrible at my next performance review. So I want to get him, I want him to get so annoyed that he quits. Any ideas?
Thanks,
J.

Hi J.,
This is always a tricky area. But what I suggest is to turn the tables a bit? When others are in ear shot, and you pass him by, or he walks by you, say aloud "What was that?", as if he muttered something to you. Continue this behavior for a couple of weeks, randomly, so as to not overdue it. Then file a complaint yourself as to his harassment and condescending attitude to you, comments made under his breath, etc.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


dear revenge guy,
i have this guy at school and hes really harsh to me, on thursday he said that i was ugly and dumb! i really want to get revenge hes fat and i was thinking of putting like a 100 leaflets on how to loose weight but i want something more effective please help
from w.

Hi W,
Why bother pointing out his obvious problems, you’ll just start a war.

I suggest you do is this:

Buy a package of Valentine’s Day cards, they are cheap now that the day has passed. Make sure they are all the same card. Write a love letter inside from this kid to one of your teachers. Write the same message inside all of the cards. Stick the cards all over the school where other people will read them.
That’ll get him.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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