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Read these stories and find your own style of revenge!

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person. You
decide!


Dear
RG,

First of all, let me tell you that I'm not a person that normally
seeks revenge.

I've always believed that Karma has a way of teaching people
lessons.

However, I am on my last thread of sanity…lol … I made the
mistake of dating this egotistical… chauvinistic, etc, prick!

While we were dating, he was a total jerk because I wouldn't sleep
with him and never called me again.

I got over that pretty quickly and went on my merry way.

Needless to say, ever since we stopped talking out of nowhere he
seems to make it a sport to make my life miserable.

Unfortunately, I work with this asshole and have to see him
everyday.

He always makes negative comments to his friends around me, he tries
flaunt his whores in my face, and he always hangs out near my room
because his friend lives next to me.

He talks shit whenever he sees me there too.

Even though I got rid of him once though by blasting the crappiest
CD I owned, nothing will work permanently.

I thought he would get tired of it after a while of ignoring him,
but this is DEFCON five!!!! I am about to leave and I don't want to
get in trouble.

Please help me figure something out.. I tried talking to him about
it, but he just blew it off.
Thank you…
On My last nerve


Hi
on my last nerve,

Outside of revenge tactics I still believe that karma can be created
with a few carefully chosen words at the appropriate time.

When he’s making those snide, demeaning remarks, turn to him and
say, loud enough for others to hear:

Why would you say something like that to be?

Why would you say something like that about be?

How is that any of your business?

Do you really think that of me?

The surprising thing is that assholes like this jerk have a way of
working in the shadows to become a permanent prick. And with any
reaction they have gotten their goal of still stinging you.

Using the words above forces this slug of worthless flesh into the
light, he is exposed into the reality of the day, confrontation need
not follow. If he replies to these words, and most jerks don’t,
he’ll try to make a joke of it (he will think: after all, wasn’t he
just kidding with you all along, making fun of a tough situation?),
he will make an effort to back out of the control you have just
exerted over him.

Regaining your personal power is what revenge is all about. This is
the most effective method there is… he knows you don’t like him, you
don’t need to try to shove that in his face anymore. Take away the
power he has to harass and belittle you and you will have him at the
end or a leash, the dog that he is, he will be under your thumb.
Normal, face-to-face confrontation is the way of the strong. Don’t
create arguments. Don’t fight back.

He will understand that he has lost his power over you, he will
understand that you have the power.

Use the power to protect your self worth, your self-esteem.
He will never see it coming! Karma has been restored!
RG


Dear
Revenge Guy,

Let me say first that I enjoy your website. I need a little
assistance with a situation (as in evil revenge tips) towards about
8 people (sounds like a lot). Today during a class, a "friend" of
mine followed me around for a bit bugging to learn some secret that
I would only tell my closest friends. After I was pretty much
annoyed to death, I told them which was a mistake on my end. What I
had no clue of was that she had gone around and told most of the
"snobby" people at one end of the classroom who my secret was about.
When that person finally got to class, they all stood up and shouted
across the room. I had never been so (humiliated/embarrassed/insert
something similar) in 4 years. I'm not the type of person to go for
revenge, but have always wanted to. Something along the lines of
pure evil and sinister would shake them up a bit. Do you have any
ideas?
Thanks if you do, -M

Hi
M,

They pestered you until you GAVE IN.
Such is life. You really need to move on. With the paranoia for
violence in schools, the danger of retribution that goes beyond a
simple prank carries a specific type of personal reputation danger
that could cause much more harm.
That being said:
a mob isn't easy to get revenge on, unless properly planned out.
Here's what you do:
Write a bunch of love letters from one of the group to another. Do
this for several of the people, girls and guys.
Be careful that you can't be identified by the writing of the
letters, use a school computer/printer if you can.
Leave copies of the letters in bathrooms, in classes, in the
library.
Hide them so they will be found, don’t just drop them out in the
open. Watch the sparks fly as the letters are found and shared all
over the school.
Have fun!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear
Revenge Guy,

Please help me with an idea or even several ideas on getting revenge
on a person who has crossed the lines of respect.
This woman I have known for fourteen miserable years. The only
reason I have tolerated the acquaintanceship is because her eldest
son Michael and my eldest
son Bobby were truly Best friends and I helped to raise her children
who I love like my own. Michael, who died from cancer at the age of
nineteen, lived with
me and my family for most of those fourteen years of knowing him.
His mother is an alcoholic and drug addict who has tormented me and
mine for a long time
and she dropped the camels last straw today.
Her and I are in our early four ties which rules out a good old ass
whipping, so help a grandma get revenge. I don't want serious
consequences…death, or
any legal action. I have considered a copperhead or rattler in her
mailbox, but I am also looking for alternatives, I am too clumsy and
really don't want to
risk myself. I'm not a wimp I am a practical person. Please give me
some advise as soon as you can because my temper will overwhelm me
and I do not want to
loose control and kick her ass. I have a wonderful family and do not
want to waste time in jail.
Please help, C.

Hi C,
What you need to do is visit the Revenge Store and get yourself one
of the bumper stickers available. Then one night put it on her rear
bumper.
What I suggest will torment this lady in return. And give you great
cause for celebration as her torment becomes evident.
These overbearing, loud-mouthed, opinionated people can never fathom
why someone would invade their space. A rude/crude bumper sticker
will do just that, while immunizing yourself from serious crime
committing.


Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hi.
First off, I wanted to say that I'm a fan of your site. I love the
advice you give. Now the time has come for me to ask for help.
Let me begin by saying that I was involved for the better part of a
year with a woman who completely rocked my socks off. She seemed
amazing. The sex was great, and we both immediately fell in love
(..or so I thought). Here's the kicker – she and I are married….to
other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. If anybody has a problem,
let them cast the first stone. Anyway, the relationship lasted for a
long while, until she took a trip out of town, where I found out she
had an affair…with a woman. Of course, she denied it. The
relationship continued, with me being VERY suspicious. Near the end,
we took a trip out of town, where I found out she was having another
lesbian relationship RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE! When I asked her about it,
she immediately broke up with me, saying she was "too busy". Since
then, she's kept lying to me, and kept me waiting in the sidelines
(as she asked me to do……I was SO stupid to do so!). She's had
affairs with both men and women, while at the same time asking me to
stay faithful to her.
She's still married, and her hubby is freaking clueless! My wife
knows everything, and we've patched things up. She wouldn't mind
seeing revenge on her as well! At one time I was willing to give up
everything for her. Now, I want restitution. I want punishment. I
WANT REVENGE!! Can you help me?

Hi,
I'm glad that you like my website.
I'm very happy that you were able to confess to your wife and
maintain a relationship with her.
You owe her a fabulous vacation somewhere, with a renewing of your
marriage vows.
And a BIG piece of jewelry.
As for this other woman, she's into everything and everyone. With a
clueless husband to boot that keeps the home fire burning as she
cheats herself to anything that moves.
Your revenge is going to take several steps. They can be completed
in any order.
First off:
You'll want to reprint this email once you've deleted any
identifiable marks, such as your email address. Or print it from my
website, it'll be on the home page. Then leave copies of it
everywhere. Her office, his office. The grocery store bulletin
board. All kinds of places where they'll see it. Maybe the clueless
husband will make the connection, maybe he won't. But she will. And
she'll be put on notice.
Secondly:
Start placing "Found Item" ads in the local papers describing things
that she owns. These are usually free ads and they very rarely check
the phone number of who places the ad. Use her phone number. The
kooks will start calling, the more frequently the higher the value
of the item seems to be. The conversations with these kooks will be
incredible. Just imagine it.
Thirdly:
Set up one final date with her. Preferably a late meeting in a
motel, or a fancy dinner place. Get someone else to call the husband
about this rendezvous, preferably as it's happening (of course, you
won't show up!).
The fires will roar!


Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hi
R.G.

UR site is great i like your idea of helping people, u must be good
man. I have a small story it goes like this. I when joined a chat,
being new didn't knew much about the people. Then I had this girl
following me who got my attention and soon within two weeks we were
flying high in love and all the other chat members used to
compliment us and admire us,,lol.
Suddenly it turned away she began to flirt with some other guy and I
a thing to laugh upon by all the admirers this really pissed me off.
They made fun of me for months nearly 7 months now. It was a bad
experience. But i didn't left the chat, I kept logging in regularly
and didn't change my id which i could have done easily and pretended
to be some other person.
Soon i can to know that there was just one person who used to log in
with 56 ids and cheated new comers. And then humiliate them to hell.
I think he is sick and needs to be taught a lesson.
I want a revenge kindly help
HIDAR

Hi Hidar,
It's unfortunate, but a fact of online life, that many people hide
behind the anonymous aspect of the Internet.
When you come across some creep, as you have, they automatically
win. Usually. With bad intentions they will create as many
user/member ID's as necessary to torment others. And it's very hard
to get revenge on them since they don't really care. They'll just
create yet another username and go after you. They feel this type of
fight is 'sporting' rather than the type of cowardly attack it
really is.
So, it's best to just find yourself another chat room. Start
emailing only the people you want to keep in touch with. Avoid this
pitiful creep's crosshairs.
Buy, if you still want revenge, this is how to do it:
Option one (easy)
Write down all the usernames this person uses. It'll be easy enough
for the chat room admin to check these usernames with email signins.
He can then block the accounts that are duplicate. Any webmaster
that cares about his website and his visitors will do this.
Option two (hard)
Create a new username for yourself. Talk this guy up as if you are a
girl interested in him. After a week or so, tell him it's your
birthday and you'd like to send him a photo of yourself. Say
anything to get his mailing address. Then call the police in his
town and say that you are a 11 year-old girl and that this guy wants
you to meet with him, but you talked it over with your friends and
they said don't do it, call the police instead.
Let this guy get a visit from local law enforcement as a suspected
Internet predator.
That will shake him up some.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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Dear
Revenge Guy,

So…. my no good husband had been cheating on me for over six months…We’d been together since I was 17, over ten years.

I
finally found out who he’d been cheating with…my best friend of over 15 years, consequently the maid of honor in my wedding. These two carried on under my nose, knowing that I trusted both of them.

It wasn’t
until I contracted an STD that I found out….These people BOTH need some serious revenge… Did I mention that I cared for his 85 year old grandmother for over three years, in my home!!!

This good wife was done wrong…. Now my ex and his Wh–re are going on like I never existed…. What can I do???
Any help would be greatly appreciated!
~R

Revenge JokerHi R,
I assume that all legal avenues have been exhausted and you’ve already taken him to the cleaners.

If you haven’t, now is the time to get a lawyer.
And I’m sure you’ve already notified the health board about your STD and it’s source?

Then this is what you do:
First off, place a legal notice classified ad in the paper that, because of your ex-husbands infidelity, you will no longer be responsible for debts incurred in his name.
Second, if they’re passing STD’s around, then not only wasn’t he unfaithful to you, they’ve been cheating on each other too.

I’d create some business cards, describing a "beautiful, buxom blonde" that only does outcalls, if you know what I mean, and put her name and his number on them and start leaving them in every bathroom in every bar in town.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 


Dear RG,
I thought I’d email you and ask for your revenge advice which I’d really appreciate!!And by the way, I live in Lebanon 🙂

You see,I was engaged to this guy who was (and still is) the love of my
life for 3 years.We were college classmates when we got engaged though my dad wasn’t really in favor of the engagement at the time as my guy had no job then or anything but we were so in love and he promised to make me so happy and never leave me.He said I was the girl of his dreams and the love of his life!

We were so happy at first, but then he started to change; he started to ignore me, make fun of me, yell at me and shout at me and call me bad names then he’d apologize later and say he was nervous and sorry and so on.I always forgave and forgot.Later, his dad died and this (I don’t know why!!) made him even more cruel to me but I still took it as I realized he had to be going thru such a hard time, I never complained though I’d tell him I was offended or hurt by something he did or said.

It started getting worse but I still loved him so much and thought he’d be the way he was before.He started being mean to my dad and also his uncle (who happens to be so cruel) wasn’t good to me or my family.

My x-fiance started dictating me things and only ordering me even if i don’t like it.I talked to him a million of times about how a man should treat his girl and wife to be, sometimes he listened, sometimes not!

He was really tight on money, hardly got me anything and I used to get him so many gifts.

I was so romantic and caring to him, showering him with words, cards and deeds which he seemed to like but never showed his appreciation or love for me.
Then our families disagreed as they’d promised us something that they didn’t do so my dad was very offended and decided to call the whole thing off.I felt very bad myself at the time, my x-fiance and I had been fighting and I was being misunderstood and taken for granted and forgotten all the time.

Anyway,when my dad called my x-fiance he didn’t actually call it off, he only told him he was mad at what was going on.

I called my x-fiance later and to my utter surprise, he said he was very offended by what my dad had told him and that it seemed right we should break up as we hadn’t been happy together lately?!!

I cried while talking to him on the phone, begging and asking him to re-consider us again as I can’t live without him and he kept saying NO…..

Days later I called him and he hung up on me and wouldn’t take my calls!!!!
I couldn’t take it anymore at the point!I had a serious nervous break down which I’m still recovering from (it all happened a couple of months ago), I couldn’t sleep for days and I’m still insomniac, I quit my job, I’ve thought about killing myself many times, every night I’d cry myself to sleep…I’d cry so bad I’d think I’d die!!
I feel more dead than alive.Honestly, I still miss him so much and still cry and still love him an the thing is i can’t imagine myself being with anyone else?!!!It’s like a curse!!

RG,I’m very angry inside! I feel this guy really used me and my family.We were very kind to him, more even than his own family! He’d have dinner at our house almost every day, he’d come study with me, dad would bring him the books he needed and drop them by his house (not that my x-fiance was poor),I trusted him so much and he always told me I was his wife already….I feel I’ve wasted my life with him and I took so much for him and from him and even though I love him, part of me despises him!! I feel I’ve wasted the sweetest years of my life with him and that he was infatuated by my beauty and poetic romantic nature which he later told me was silly!!I feel I’ve been betrayed and deceived and lied to.

This guy wanted to alter me , the things he loved me were hateful to him later and everything was my fault by the end and I started having very low self esteem.
The thing is since his dad’s death, I feel he’s been blindly following his uncle and I feel his uncle is a bad example to him and he already treats his wife bad!They (my x-finace and his uncle)even went to my uncles saying that they wanna repair things and get us together and I was thrilled and hopeful.Only they told them how they hated my dad (why??he never wronged them!!It’s they who did!!) and stuff like that…They never claim to be wrong this family!!

Now his mom and her family have been calling us and they want us back.My x-fiance has never contacted me since we broke up except for a couple of emails he sent me and told me he still wanted me but my dad has wronged him and my dad has to apologize to him?????!!!That was like one and half month ago.And we’ve said no.But I don’t even think this NO would break his heart!!

I really want revenge on this guy and his uncle who I really hate as I think he’s played with my x-fiance’s head and my x-finace just trusts him so much and thinks he’s his like his dad and loves him like a son,I wanna break his heart.I know that some day he’ll know what my love was and what I had to take for him, right??

Please RG tell me what to do, I really need your help.Thank you so much!!
M

Revenge JokerHi M,
That is certainly a horrible story.
This guy seems to come from a long line of control freaks.The best revenge will be "living well".
You need distance from him and fast. I’d suggest sending him one final gift, a dead rose.

Check out http://www.deadroses.com and send him an appropriate message. Then
find yourself another boyfriend.
Let me know how things work out.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear Rg,
I have a problem with my boyfriend. He has been cheating on me with his
ex-wife. 3 times really. He says it shouldnt matter because we are not
married. well she wouldnt take him back so he wants to keep me know.

Let me say the marriage did end because of her. she is a drunk and cheated on him all the time. She mostly hurt his pride and ego. But for him to turn around and hurt me the same way is just to much. How can I get revenge? I dont want to sleep with someone else to get even.
CW

Hi CW,
Revenge usually means you’re gonna stick around and see how things turn out once your plan is set in motion. In this case, don’t stick around. He’s just as bad as his ex is, because he knows the hurt cheating will cost and he did it anyways.
His ex never hurt his pride and ego, he used the fake hurt to get into your head, heart and pants.

Face facts, you’ve been used by a pro and now he’s hoping you’ll stick around for more. More forgiveness, apologies and his selfish sexual needs. I bet he isn’t really that good in bed, just needs you to tell him he is. I’m right, aren’t I?

So, CW, your next step is what type of revenge is suitable. Good enough to let him know how you felt and how you feel now. And you’re right, sleeping with someone else isn’t the answer, for now, keep your legs closed, girl!
This is what I suggest:
Go to the Revenge Coupons page:

Print yourself out some of the "Free With Purchase" coupons. Set it up
and start printing on them: "Bad sex, small penis but huge asshole" and
underneath add his name. Then leave them around everywhere. For extra
fun, add his phone number.
Then get the hell away from him, leave him to his own life and get a new
one for yourself.

OK.
Let me know how things work out for you, I care. Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hey whats up?
I came across your site tonight and thought I’d request a little advice.

I am a shift lead at my office and have three employees that work for me, last week one of them had some kind of break down and started screaming at me in the middle of the office.

Needless to say I was pissed but let it slide, only having my supervisor pull him aside and inform him that his behavior was inappropriate. Well he had no excuse for the outburst but instead accused me of being a racist.

This is a very serious charge in my company. Now just to give you a little background, In an office of thirty people I am one of only two "white" people, the rest of my co workers are from all over the world, and in the three years I have worked there NONE have had any problems or complaints about me. My supervisor treated his charge according to company policy etc, and we have a meeting . He whips out this list of things I have done.

All of which are completely ludicrous, including things like borrowing his pen and instead of handing it to him I slid it across the table to him, and calling one of our security guards a bit scary (a 6’5 330 lbs guy). Needless to say he was laughed out of the meeting and told that nothing he was complaining about was anywhere near discrimination or racism.

But now I have a formal complaint in my file. There is nothing stopping this guy from making another false charge and making it two on file, which would look horrible at my next performance review. So I want to get him, I want him to get so annoyed that he quits. Any ideas?
Thanks,
J.

Hi J.,
This is always a tricky area. But what I suggest is to turn the tables a bit? When others are in ear shot, and you pass him by, or he walks by you, say aloud "What was that?", as if he muttered something to you. Continue this behavior for a couple of weeks, randomly, so as to not overdue it. Then file a complaint yourself as to his harassment and condescending attitude to you, comments made under his breath, etc.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


dear revenge guy,
i have this guy at school and hes really harsh to me, on thursday he said that i was ugly and dumb! i really want to get revenge hes fat and i was thinking of putting like a 100 leaflets on how to loose weight but i want something more effective please help
from w.

Hi W,
Why bother pointing out his obvious problems, you’ll just start a war.

I suggest you do is this:

Buy a package of Valentine’s Day cards, they are cheap now that the day has passed. Make sure they are all the same card. Write a love letter inside from this kid to one of your teachers. Write the same message inside all of the cards. Stick the cards all over the school where other people will read them.
That’ll get him.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Need a little help getting even on someone's birthday
that has done you wrong?

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.

Dear
RG,

It’s
my friends 17th birthday and me and her mom want to do something to her
for her b-day …

and we have no ideas … can you help us please!!!!
S

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
S,

This sounds more along the lines of a prank, not revenge.
What I’d do is take her to a surprise dinner…. but no one is there….
not a friend showed up.
Wait around for about 30 minutes for people to still show up, but no one
does.
Then leave the restaurant to go somewhere else… and that is where
everyone is waiting.
The ultimate in surprise parties.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hi,
I am a student at Xxxxxxx Middle School and this is my final year. One of
my teachers has made my whole middle school career hell, and she as turned
all of the Xxxxxxx staff against me. It a very long story why they hate me
so much. I have been brave enough to take revenge, I’ve always kept a
clean record. I wanted you to suggest a prank or some sort of revenge the
will get them or one of them good. But, I need a prank that cant lead to
me, so I or my friends (which will help) get in trouble.
Thanks,
J

In this case, success is the best revenge and honesty is the only answer.
If the teacher is so bad, she shouldn’t be teaching. Document your
problems with her and formally present them to the school board. Discuss
this with your parents because you’ll need their help.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear Revenge Guy,
I have this roommate that insists he doesn’t have to clean up after himself
and I always end up washing his dishes, picking up his clothes and stuff
like that. Most of
the time I feel like his maid instead of his roommate. What can I do to
get even with him, in a way that won’t make me have double the cleanup to
do?
Bob in New York

Dear Bob,
First of all, stop being pushed around. Geesh, looking for a new roommate
would be on the top of my list and that’s what I suggest you threaten to
do, but do it quietly. Get yourself a notepad and write down several
versions of a newspaper ad you’d like to place looking for the perfect
roommate. List all the things this current guy does wrong and add them
into your ad. Then leave your ad lying around, the bathroom is a good
place for this since it’s very likely to be seen there. Be sure to have
the local newspaper name and classified phone number on the top of the
page. Your crappy roommie should get the idea and likely confront you
about this at which time you can talk about the problems you are having in
an adult manner. If he doesn’t get the idea in a few days, hell, go ahead
and place the ad and give this loser notice to move.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear Revenge Guy,
I live alone in a nice house, in a nice part of town. But my neighbor
takes advantage of the fact that I only put out one can of garbage a week
and he has more that the city will allow him to put out. He’s always
sneaking some of his garbage out beside mine so the garbage men will take
it. Sometimes his bags break when they come to pick it up and I end up
cleaning up the mess when I come home from work. What can I do to get
even with him without causing a lot of trouble in my neighborhood?
Trashed On in Heartvale

Hi Trashed On,
Some people just feel it’s their right to take advantage of the property
of others and this is exactly what this guy is doing. It would be easy to
say "Report him" to the local bylaw office or city hall, but I
don’t believe that you really want to get him in serious trouble, I think
you just want him to keep his trash to himself. I’ll also bet that you
leave for work near the same time when he does, so you’ve seen him do it,
so just returning his garbage to his front yard probably isn’t an option
you’d like to take (avoid the confrontation). So, this is what I suggest
you do: Dig out your old tax bill and scan it into your computer (you have
a scanner, don’t you?), then with the OCR program and a little trial and
error, you can fake a bill or official looking letter for extra taxes due
to the amount of garbage you are putting out each week. Then with
official-looking bill/letter in hand, pay a visit to your neighbor and ask
him if he’s noticed anything going on. This will get the message across
that he’s doing something that is going to cost you and it should, I hope,
guilt him into either confessing, or at the least, stopping his behavior.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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