Revenge On Your Ex

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Helps You Get Revenge On Ex-Boyfriends
and Ex-Girlfriends

Have you been wronged by a "best friend" that is now dating the
person that was the love of your life?

RG can help… but only if you ask nicely… (overall, he doesn't
like to get involved in relationship issues that may be resolved in you
"getting back in love" with them… Revenge is a dead end for
relationships, or it isn't revenge… think about that before you ask…
thanks!


Dear
Revenge Guy,
I really need to get back at this guy.

We met three years ago at a Halloween party and were really into
each other, but I was in a relationship and told him up front that I
was with someone and didn't way to see anybody else.

Not long after he met a girl and really liked her. So we sort of
remained friends, talked here and there over the past few years,
etc.

Well over this past summer I broke up with that guy I was with, and
he broke up with the girl he was with. Two or so months ago we hung
out and things started from the very first day. Just a lot of
flirting, goodnight kiss, etc, and went on pretty fast from there.

We started spending tons of time together, and only after two weeks
or so he was asking me if I would ever want to be in a relationship
with him, he wanted to be exclusive, etc. Then his ex started
stalking me via AIM, checking my away messages, IMing me, etc.

This guy and I were spending almost everyday together and then this
past weekend he just up and stopped talking to me. Ignoring my phone
calls, etc. And now his ex is harassing me about how they're back
together, blahblahblah.

It's not like we has anything really serious going on, but he is the
one who asked me to be exclusive, got me a Valentine's Day card that
said, "be all mine…….I'm all yours!" etc. and then he gets back
with his ex and just pretends like nothing happened?

He doesn't even have the balls to call me up and say anything! I
mean not even a simple, "I don't want to see you anymore."

I really just want to get this guy back for being such a child. I
mean, at 23 years old the least you could do is man up. Help
pleasseee.
-a.

Hi
A,

Yes, men are stupid people sometimes.

As for
revenge… well, you really didn’t give me much to go on did you…

You didn’t date, then you’re dating and he dumped you for his ex
after making all kinds of promises. Fuck him.

What I would
do is use RevengeCall.com and call the ex-girlfriend (now the
girlfriend) and say you’re with the health clinic… she needs to come
in and get tested.

Call him doing the same thing. Maybe
even leave weird messages at his work, supposedly from his ex-not-ex
biatch.

After that, use RevengeCall.com every so often to
offer him jobs, or a step towards whatever dreams he has… you should
know what these buttons are, push them.

Of course there's

CrabRevenge.com
too… do you have any old clothes of his that
he might want back? Give him something to really remember… and
something that might end up on his ex-not-ex bitch too.

Best wishes,
RG


Dear Revenge Guy,
Here's my story first, then, hopefully, you can give me
advice on how to get my revenge.

I began dating a guy in
September last year, thought he was wonderful, blah blah blah, the
relationship really should've ended in December, when he moved
for school (I was living in —someplace—, at the time).

When he left
in December, he left me a little gift, called herpes. He had gotten
it from his ex girlfriend, whom he hadn't dated or seen in six
months, and claims he hadn't slept with anyone in that six months.
(if you could meet this guy, you'd know that to be true).

We were
also in agreement that I hadn't passed it along to him, as I'd had
my yearly exam in September, and I was clean. There's no doubt it
came from him, although I find it unlikely that he was unaware of
his predicament for six months. No big deal, we'd try to make it
work.

Within two weeks of him leaving, my supervisor at my job
found out I had gotten herpes from him. (Very specific, I'm unsure
how he found out in so much detail). This particular supervisor is
one of those guys who are short, try too hard to be buff, try too
hard to be cool, you know the asshole. So he started telling people
at my job.

Keep in mind, I just found out I have an incurable
std, the person who gave it to me now lived 21 hours away (and I
might have missed him some, or a lot), and I wasn't in a very strong
frame of mind.

Now, the asshole supervisor was spreading my
business, and people I work with were coming to me with things like,
"is it true what (boss) said? that you got an std from (guy)?"

I assumed
it was no one's business but my own. But it was out. I got revenge
on the supervisor the right way.

I went to human resources with
my problem, and soon my whole workplace knew. The supervisor got
suspended, but not without repercussions on my behalf.

Several
people despised me for having him suspended (for some reason, people
liked him, especially the girl he was banging), and working became
very uncomfortable.

Not to mention the people who acted like I was
going to pass along my little problem to them if I touched, or
talked to them. And there were the really mean ones calling me
"whore" and "bitch" All in all, it was not a good experience.

The boy I got it from, was less than supportive. A lot of the time
he'd ignore me, or tell me to stop "bitching", or say he was
depressed himself because he was living in a new town with no
friends and family for the holidays, it hurt a lot that he would be
so selfish, and discompassionate.

It tore me apart
that he would treat me like everyone else was. All I wanted was for
someone to talk to. It was terribly hard for me to sympathize, and I
admit I did eventually get quite bitchy.

Well, it's now
later on, and I'm
also living OK. Before he left, we had talked about me moving
here, but not for a while. We were going to see how the relationship
progressed, and if it worked out, I'd move here. I had already begun
looking into the cost of housing and such (it's quite cheap
actually).

Anyway, after all that had happened (not to mention, I
had lost my best friend, a guy, because he got jealous that i was
dating the other guy. go figure) I decided, I still needed to get
out of Delaware, even though my relationship wasn't working. It was
just too uncomfortable, and the source of too much hurt.

I've
been in Tulsa for a month now, and some truth's have come out. The
guy I dated admitted he wasn't there like he should have been, but I
just needed to get over it all, because I was making him miserable.
The nerve.

So this is what I want to do:
He is enrolled in
the community college here, and I want to spread my story.

The whole
story, without holding anything back.

I understand that I would also
be airing my own secret (but I lived through it once already, I
really don't care anymore.)

I want him to experience what I went
through. The prejudices, people hating him for what he did.

People
may even hate me for telling it. He may even hate me more. I also
don't even care about that. As long as he experiences what I went
through, so I can also tell him to "just get over it."
What
should I do?
Help,
Angie


Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
Angie,

While I really feel for you, you’ve been put through a
terrible ordeal, I think you need some counseling help. This
bitterness is not a good outlet, it will color your life forever.

That’s my take on this.

As far as getting him back… use
www.RevengeCall.com
to follow his moves, call the school say he’s
dropping out, call where he works as his gay lover, his venereal
disease doctor, whatever it takes.


www.RevengeCall.com

lets you change your voice and the call display so it can be very
convincing.

As for your story coming out with revenge being taken, the idea here
is that it's not your story. Revenge should not force you to reveal
your identity, although he may guess it's you, I'd try to keep your
name away from associating with his as much as possible.

I have created for you a special poster, all
you need to do is print it out, paste a picture of


him on it then post them everywhere.

http://www.revengeguy.com/coupons/Dont-date-this-guy.pdf

Best wishes,
RG



Hi
RG,

Last Christmas I started dating an amazing guy, we will call him
Tall, and was dating him for 11 months.

Thing became very serious very fast and he proposed to me.

This remained a secret because it was too soon, however.

He and I had everything planned out, go to university together move
in together.

Looking back I realize how young I am for this, but I was happy at
least.

Towards the end of the relationship we were fighting a lot, and
mostly because I expected a certain amount of respect from him, but
he always had to be the funny guy and was making fun of me a lot.

He would call me like a dog when he was around his friends and was
just very rude.

In the end Tall left me because he felt I was too conservative while
he was too liberal.

He was truly sorry for it, he didn't want to hurt me and was very
honest.

It's been a month since we separated and he has a new girlfriend,
lets call her Fink.

Tall and I remained friends through the breakup, we talked every day
and I was handling things okay.

Fink is my best friend, she helped me through he breakup, but it
appears she was helping Tall too. She of all people knows how very
hard it was for me, and she knows I still love him.

She went completely against me and betrayed me. At this point words
aren't doing any good, and I want some revenge!

I need to be sneaky about it, but I want them both to feel slightly
miserable, because both promised to respect me.
Thank you,
Desperate for revenge

Revenge JokerHi
Desperate,

To feel "slightly sneaky" about revenge isn't usually a request that
I honor.

Revenge should not be taken lightly. Revenge is not a "Ha ha!" to be
spoken of later on.

But, I believe that this guy cheated on you, if not in actual
action, then in thought and mind.

And this girl, your best friend, orchestrated the dissolution of
your relationship while speaking out of the side of her mouth to
you.

That being said, all I can gather from your email is that you are
late teens, early twenties, possibly living away from home but most
likely not, you have not had many boyfriends, indeed, with him this
may have only been the only serious relationship you've had.

Whew… almost blew a brain cell there… LOL…

So, what I suggest will be effective, and get the most BANG for your
buck!

Use
www.RevengeCall.com
and place calls to their voice mail (only)
from, supposedly (use the voice changer and change the caller ID
too) a "friend of a friend" of a woman/man (depending who you're
calling) that is interested in them.

Stir the pot… raise some questions… maybe even break them up…

But most of all, have some fun…
And make them "slightly curious" about the other romantic
possibilities available to them.
Best wishes,
RG


Dear
Revenge Guy,

I have just gotten out of an abusive relationship that lasted for
about a year.

The relationship has caused me much distress and I am
now seeing a therapist because of this. Over the course of the
relationship, I had a particular "friend" that I confided in. This
"friend", Jenn, allowed me to cry on her shoulder, offered advice
when needed, and became someone that I thought I could really trust.
Eventually the relationship came to a horrible and stressful ending
and i continued to confide in my "friend".

Not even a month after
the break-up, she began showing interest in my ex and would tell
mutual friends "Paul and I hooked up this weekend…. but don’t tell
Bethany!" I confronted her about this and told her that I cannot
control who she dates, but it would be hard for me to remain her
friend if she chose him over me. She lied to my face numerous times
and told me nothing was going on between them and tried to hide
everything from me even more.

This in particular really pissed me
off and now they are officially together. Whenever I walk past the
two of them, she smirks at me as if attempting to rub it in my face.
So RG, I was wondering if you had any ideas for revenge on Jenn! All
of our mutual friends have since taken my side after facing betrayal
from her as well, and insist that I do something about this. I
apologize for the length of this e-mail, but I am very interested in
hearing some of your ideas. Thank you! -Bethany, CA

Hi Bethany,
There are often times when friends are not friends and are really
only using you for something you have.

When their true colors are finally revealed, and the unthinkable
happens, the betrayal can be very hard to deal with.

I commend you on getting therapy and trying to put this awful thing
behind you.
But there are two people to get revenge on here, aren’t there?

Paul is just as guilty, if not more, than this Jenn person. Even
though Jenn has used the events in your life to take advantage of
things Paul must shoulder his full part of the blame here as well.

I suggest, in the holiday season, that you send Jenn, and separately
Paul, some holiday cards. Include suggestive words of hidden
relationships, pictures of nudity of the supposed ‘other person’.

Let them have a happy holiday season thinking the other is cheating
on them.
Candy and flowers works well too, anonymously sent with love cards
included.
And never forget the luxury of fake jewelry as a gift too.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear RG,
This guy I was seeing until about two weeks ago is totally psycho. He lies
all the time. Literally. I told him I was seeing someone else and it
completely pissed him off so he has been doing mean stuff to me for the
last couple of weeks. He stole my dog, lied to me about more things than I
can count, and most recently threatened me with planting something illegal
in my car.

He won’t take no for an answer. I’ve even gone as far as to
tell him I’m messing around with numerous other guys. He called my mom and
tried to tell her a bunch of lies about me. I have had enough and I want
him to pay. I’m pretty good at the revenge thing, but I need something
really good this time. By the way, my mom didn’t believe him. She thinks
he’s a raving lunatic who needs to be committed. Help me get him in a way
he will never, ever forget.

Ann, Arkansas

Hi Ann,
Such perseverance from a terrible guy does deserve something drastic. It
will be the only way to get the point across to him to leave you alone.
But first, I’m going to make some assumptions about your relationship with
him. You met him by way of him introducing himself to you and had a couple
of dates. He’s not part of your usual crowd of friends, so you can’t just
get one of your friends to tell him to get lost.

Here’s what I suggest:
Throw a "Loser Party" in his honor.

Go to a place that you both went to, a bar or club, and ask the manager if
you can get put up some posters featuring this guy’s face and a time and
date for the party. Be sure that the poster states that it’s a party for a
loser and the reason why you are having it – so he’ll get lost! Then
invite him to the bar or club, without him knowing the reason why.

He’ll show up expecting to meet you, but you won’t be there and he’ll be
surrounded by other people that know why he’s there. Heck, he can even
keep one of the posters as a souvenir.

If he contacts you after the "party" tell him you’re going to blanket the
city with the posters, and have multiple "Loser Parties" until he gets the
message.

If that doesn’t scare him off, call the police and get a restraining order
on him.
Tell me how it all works out for you.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Dear
Revenge Guy,

So…. my no good husband had been cheating on me for over six months…We’d been together since I was 17, over ten years.

I
finally found out who he’d been cheating with…my best friend of over 15 years, consequently the maid of honor in my wedding. These two carried on under my nose, knowing that I trusted both of them.

It wasn’t
until I contracted an STD that I found out….These people BOTH need some serious revenge… Did I mention that I cared for his 85 year old grandmother for over three years, in my home!!!

This good wife was done wrong…. Now my ex and his Wh–re are going on like I never existed…. What can I do???
Any help would be greatly appreciated!
~R

Revenge JokerHi R,
I assume that all legal avenues have been exhausted and you’ve already taken him to the cleaners.

If you haven’t, now is the time to get a lawyer.
And I’m sure you’ve already notified the health board about your STD and it’s source?

Then this is what you do:
First off, place a legal notice classified ad in the paper that, because of your ex-husbands infidelity, you will no longer be responsible for debts incurred in his name.
Second, if they’re passing STD’s around, then not only wasn’t he unfaithful to you, they’ve been cheating on each other too.

I’d create some business cards, describing a "beautiful, buxom blonde" that only does outcalls, if you know what I mean, and put her name and his number on them and start leaving them in every bathroom in every bar in town.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 


Dear RG,
I thought I’d email you and ask for your revenge advice which I’d really appreciate!!And by the way, I live in Lebanon 🙂

You see,I was engaged to this guy who was (and still is) the love of my
life for 3 years.We were college classmates when we got engaged though my dad wasn’t really in favor of the engagement at the time as my guy had no job then or anything but we were so in love and he promised to make me so happy and never leave me.He said I was the girl of his dreams and the love of his life!

We were so happy at first, but then he started to change; he started to ignore me, make fun of me, yell at me and shout at me and call me bad names then he’d apologize later and say he was nervous and sorry and so on.I always forgave and forgot.Later, his dad died and this (I don’t know why!!) made him even more cruel to me but I still took it as I realized he had to be going thru such a hard time, I never complained though I’d tell him I was offended or hurt by something he did or said.

It started getting worse but I still loved him so much and thought he’d be the way he was before.He started being mean to my dad and also his uncle (who happens to be so cruel) wasn’t good to me or my family.

My x-fiance started dictating me things and only ordering me even if i don’t like it.I talked to him a million of times about how a man should treat his girl and wife to be, sometimes he listened, sometimes not!

He was really tight on money, hardly got me anything and I used to get him so many gifts.

I was so romantic and caring to him, showering him with words, cards and deeds which he seemed to like but never showed his appreciation or love for me.
Then our families disagreed as they’d promised us something that they didn’t do so my dad was very offended and decided to call the whole thing off.I felt very bad myself at the time, my x-fiance and I had been fighting and I was being misunderstood and taken for granted and forgotten all the time.

Anyway,when my dad called my x-fiance he didn’t actually call it off, he only told him he was mad at what was going on.

I called my x-fiance later and to my utter surprise, he said he was very offended by what my dad had told him and that it seemed right we should break up as we hadn’t been happy together lately?!!

I cried while talking to him on the phone, begging and asking him to re-consider us again as I can’t live without him and he kept saying NO…..

Days later I called him and he hung up on me and wouldn’t take my calls!!!!
I couldn’t take it anymore at the point!I had a serious nervous break down which I’m still recovering from (it all happened a couple of months ago), I couldn’t sleep for days and I’m still insomniac, I quit my job, I’ve thought about killing myself many times, every night I’d cry myself to sleep…I’d cry so bad I’d think I’d die!!
I feel more dead than alive.Honestly, I still miss him so much and still cry and still love him an the thing is i can’t imagine myself being with anyone else?!!!It’s like a curse!!

RG,I’m very angry inside! I feel this guy really used me and my family.We were very kind to him, more even than his own family! He’d have dinner at our house almost every day, he’d come study with me, dad would bring him the books he needed and drop them by his house (not that my x-fiance was poor),I trusted him so much and he always told me I was his wife already….I feel I’ve wasted my life with him and I took so much for him and from him and even though I love him, part of me despises him!! I feel I’ve wasted the sweetest years of my life with him and that he was infatuated by my beauty and poetic romantic nature which he later told me was silly!!I feel I’ve been betrayed and deceived and lied to.

This guy wanted to alter me , the things he loved me were hateful to him later and everything was my fault by the end and I started having very low self esteem.
The thing is since his dad’s death, I feel he’s been blindly following his uncle and I feel his uncle is a bad example to him and he already treats his wife bad!They (my x-finace and his uncle)even went to my uncles saying that they wanna repair things and get us together and I was thrilled and hopeful.Only they told them how they hated my dad (why??he never wronged them!!It’s they who did!!) and stuff like that…They never claim to be wrong this family!!

Now his mom and her family have been calling us and they want us back.My x-fiance has never contacted me since we broke up except for a couple of emails he sent me and told me he still wanted me but my dad has wronged him and my dad has to apologize to him?????!!!That was like one and half month ago.And we’ve said no.But I don’t even think this NO would break his heart!!

I really want revenge on this guy and his uncle who I really hate as I think he’s played with my x-fiance’s head and my x-finace just trusts him so much and thinks he’s his like his dad and loves him like a son,I wanna break his heart.I know that some day he’ll know what my love was and what I had to take for him, right??

Please RG tell me what to do, I really need your help.Thank you so much!!
M

Revenge JokerHi M,
That is certainly a horrible story.
This guy seems to come from a long line of control freaks.The best revenge will be "living well".
You need distance from him and fast. I’d suggest sending him one final gift, a dead rose.

Check out http://www.deadroses.com and send him an appropriate message. Then
find yourself another boyfriend.
Let me know how things work out.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear Rg,
I have a problem with my boyfriend. He has been cheating on me with his
ex-wife. 3 times really. He says it shouldnt matter because we are not
married. well she wouldnt take him back so he wants to keep me know.

Let me say the marriage did end because of her. she is a drunk and cheated on him all the time. She mostly hurt his pride and ego. But for him to turn around and hurt me the same way is just to much. How can I get revenge? I dont want to sleep with someone else to get even.
CW

Hi CW,
Revenge usually means you’re gonna stick around and see how things turn out once your plan is set in motion. In this case, don’t stick around. He’s just as bad as his ex is, because he knows the hurt cheating will cost and he did it anyways.
His ex never hurt his pride and ego, he used the fake hurt to get into your head, heart and pants.

Face facts, you’ve been used by a pro and now he’s hoping you’ll stick around for more. More forgiveness, apologies and his selfish sexual needs. I bet he isn’t really that good in bed, just needs you to tell him he is. I’m right, aren’t I?

So, CW, your next step is what type of revenge is suitable. Good enough to let him know how you felt and how you feel now. And you’re right, sleeping with someone else isn’t the answer, for now, keep your legs closed, girl!
This is what I suggest:
Go to the Revenge Coupons page:

Print yourself out some of the "Free With Purchase" coupons. Set it up
and start printing on them: "Bad sex, small penis but huge asshole" and
underneath add his name. Then leave them around everywhere. For extra
fun, add his phone number.
Then get the hell away from him, leave him to his own life and get a new
one for yourself.

OK.
Let me know how things work out for you, I care. Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hey whats up?
I came across your site tonight and thought I’d request a little advice.

I am a shift lead at my office and have three employees that work for me, last week one of them had some kind of break down and started screaming at me in the middle of the office.

Needless to say I was pissed but let it slide, only having my supervisor pull him aside and inform him that his behavior was inappropriate. Well he had no excuse for the outburst but instead accused me of being a racist.

This is a very serious charge in my company. Now just to give you a little background, In an office of thirty people I am one of only two "white" people, the rest of my co workers are from all over the world, and in the three years I have worked there NONE have had any problems or complaints about me. My supervisor treated his charge according to company policy etc, and we have a meeting . He whips out this list of things I have done.

All of which are completely ludicrous, including things like borrowing his pen and instead of handing it to him I slid it across the table to him, and calling one of our security guards a bit scary (a 6’5 330 lbs guy). Needless to say he was laughed out of the meeting and told that nothing he was complaining about was anywhere near discrimination or racism.

But now I have a formal complaint in my file. There is nothing stopping this guy from making another false charge and making it two on file, which would look horrible at my next performance review. So I want to get him, I want him to get so annoyed that he quits. Any ideas?
Thanks,
J.

Hi J.,
This is always a tricky area. But what I suggest is to turn the tables a bit? When others are in ear shot, and you pass him by, or he walks by you, say aloud "What was that?", as if he muttered something to you. Continue this behavior for a couple of weeks, randomly, so as to not overdue it. Then file a complaint yourself as to his harassment and condescending attitude to you, comments made under his breath, etc.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


dear revenge guy,
i have this guy at school and hes really harsh to me, on thursday he said that i was ugly and dumb! i really want to get revenge hes fat and i was thinking of putting like a 100 leaflets on how to loose weight but i want something more effective please help
from w.

Hi W,
Why bother pointing out his obvious problems, you’ll just start a war.

I suggest you do is this:

Buy a package of Valentine’s Day cards, they are cheap now that the day has passed. Make sure they are all the same card. Write a love letter inside from this kid to one of your teachers. Write the same message inside all of the cards. Stick the cards all over the school where other people will read them.
That’ll get him.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Get Revenge On Bullies

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Deals With Bullies

Bully bugging the crap out of you? There will always be jerks like
that in your life. But you can take back control if you know how.

The thing about adolescence and teen life is that these young people
don't have the tools to properly communicate what they want or need. So
they turn to aggressive behavior to try to 'force' their point of view
on another.

Generally these things can be sorted out through counselling of the
bully at a young age so they have a firmer grip on their own lives
rather than trying to tear others down.

Usually I don't give revenge advice to people under 18. Kids tend to
act and react emotionally instead of logically and I don't want to be
the cause of bad acts for youngsters to be thinking of. There are tools
in place to deal with school bullies, use them. Read on… 

Dear
Revenge Guy

I’ve been friends
with this kid since we were both in grade school, I’m now a high
school Senior and he’s going into 11th grade.

It’s along story into why this all happened but it mostly has to do
with 2 girls in which I was in a relationship with (at different
times of course). In both relationships he manage to say bad things
and ruin my relationships with both girls.

Anyways, one day about a week after the second relationship was over
he calls me and threatens me. I ignore the threat and go to my
friend’s house. About 2 hours later he breaks into my friend’s house
and beats me until the point I was put in the hospital.

This also isn’t the first time he’s done this, he’s also beat two
kids by breaking into their house and beat them too.

Anyways, the authorities were already involved and all he got was 3
months probation, while I was left with a minor face fractures and
and 2 black eyes a swollen lip and bruised ribs. And then he
continue to humiliates me about it behind my back since I avoid
contact with him.

Also the whole time he was beating me he was saying comments to try
and break me down by making fun of my family members friends and
even ex-girlfriends and anything to try and get in my head. What can
I do to get even with him, please help!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi,
Keep him off your friend list and let him rot in the hell he’s
creating for himself.
Once you’re out of school, he’ll find that he doesn’t even have an
enemy (you) to harass anymore, let alone any friends.

"Time wounds all heels."

Are your parents aware that they can sue him
for the medical bills and if he isn’t an adult then your parents can
sue his parents? Talk to a lawyer!

My revenge advice is to leave him to his own self-destruction.
Trust me.

But keep a journal of all the kids he’s gone after. Keep in touch
with them. Write everything down.

This will come in handy when the police are involved again.
Stretch this jackass’s criminal record as far as needed.

And don’t be fearful for going for an order of restraint against
him. The police can help you here.

Don’t live your life in fear.
But leave the psychos to their own destruction.

I don’t like to give revenge advice for kids at
your age or younger but there are authorities in place to correct
ass-wipes like this one. See to it that they are informed.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear
Revenge Guy

I’m a senior in high
school and there is this guy who will not leave me alone.

He’s new to my school but acts as if he owns the place.

In classes that we are in together he is constantly mocking me
teasing me and making mean and cruel comments. I’m tired of verbal
arguing as we are constantly doing so.

I need to end this, I have many friends who would be happy to kick
his ass but I think that would be to easy and I don’t want anyone to
get in trouble.

I don’t want to hurt him in any way except emotionally and I want
him to have an idea that it was me but no proof. Something
publically embarrassing would work. I do not know his phone number
or where he lives I only see him at school.
Please help.
-Sue

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
Sue,

Kiddo, there are ways to deal with jerks and there are ways to
protect yourself from jerks.

Bullies like this kid really
are seeking attention at the expense of someone else and you are his
target.

Stand up for yourself. Don’t
let him egg you on. And the next time he comes real close to you
just whisper in his ear "Nobody here likes you" and walk away.

Fear of belong alone and an
outsider is what scares kids like this. That is how you affect him
emotionally. Have your friends help too. Just don’t gang up on him,
because then all you are doing is becoming the bully yourself.

No revenge help here other
than that.

Talk to your parents and a trusted teacher about this kids bullying.
You don’t need revenge here, you need help to deal with a jerk.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear
Revenge Guy

I’ve just found this
site and I decided to try sending you a message as I thought you
could help my situation out a bit.

There’s this kid at school and he acts like a total ass to everyone,
he keeps like one friend at a time because a lot of people seriously
hate him. Everyone I hang out with hates him and they help me out
with him as much as they can but it seems he’s only out to get me,
no he "is" only out to get me.

He does stupid things like throwing stuff at my head in class and
bad mouthing me behind my back, not many people believe him but it
makes me hate him all the more. Just today him and his one or 2
friends at the time found an abandoned flip flop out in some field
and they would run by hit me on the head with it and run away. I
decided that would be the last straw.

You’re problem wondering why I don’t just beat him up right? Well
I’m far from a nerd and I’m not very heavy, he’s basically a fat
guy, the ones that can’t play sports for shit but it’s hard to tell
how strong they are, plus if I fought him he would bring his gay
backup.

I need some ideas of things I can do to this bastard anonymously so
he doesn’t react. I want something that he wont soon forget. I need
something (or many things) that will teach this bastard a lesson.
Thanks for reading,
Peter

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
Peter,

I can’t help you….
This is something that you need to talk to your parents about, and
the teachers… maybe a teacher that you like.

Kids are nasty but as long as you react then this stupid kid will
keep doing what he can to annoy you.
Show him he’s not successful at it and he’ll turn his attentions to
another kid.

Better yet, form a club with your friends and the rule is to ignore
this kid…
That’s the best…
But really, talk to your parents.
No one should be subjected to harassment at school.

I hate to be the one to say
this (after all, I am the Revenge Guy) but school can be tough. And
the asses that strive hard for attention by tearing someone else
down to build themselves up will always be around. Learning how to
deal with this now is an important life lesson that you’ll always
have and likely will need to use again and again.

Dealing with this
personality type requires force and inner strength. Striking back
does not help. Getting a gang together against this kid does not
help.

Again, talk to your teachers
and your parents… this evil kid needs psychiatric help.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear
Revenge Guy

First, let me thank
you and anoint you as a true herald of supremacy, your work is
fantastic.

Second allow me to ask your advice………..

So there is this rude repulsive girl in my class, who is rude to
anything that moves, even the teacher, well anyways, she happened to
openly mock me in front of class and continued to do it for an
extended amount of time, but nobody said or says anything.

I even continued to be polite to her through it all and put on a
fake smile whenever she walked by, but then the smile turned into a
sneer. She continued to harass me and was getting worse with
everyone else. It was the last straw when she said something about
my best friend. I then got so angry that right before she opened her
mouth I gave her a taste of her own medicine and made her look like
an idiot.

This wasn’t satisfying enough because she still continued. My latest
ploy was to put up "Lost Dog Signs" up all over campus with her
picture on it saying, "If found please call the Foundation for Ugly
Pets of America at….."

But then I realized that I might get into some trouble, I would like
to know if there are any ways you can show me to get revenge without
being found out.
Thank You So Much,
Ted

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
Ted,

Just ignore this little bitchy child.

These assholes always burn themselves out.

Although I would start an official “What’s-her-name Hater Club” and
invite the rest of the class to join.

But seriously, stand taller
than she does. Because she can get a reaction from you she will
continue doing what she does.

Don’t react any more. Just
write down what she does to you and take it to the teacher or the
principal.

Kids like this have severe
emotional issues (or she just really likes you and is trying to get
your attention) and are better left to professionals that can help
with these emotionally disturbed cases.

I’m glad that you stopped
when you did, although it would have been funny to see, so relax.
Life will get a lot harder yet, once you’re out of school and the
tools you learn now are the tools that will help you get by later.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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