Revenge On Your Ex

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Helps You Get Revenge On Ex-Boyfriends
and Ex-Girlfriends

Have you been wronged by a "best friend" that is now dating the
person that was the love of your life?

RG can help… but only if you ask nicely… (overall, he doesn't
like to get involved in relationship issues that may be resolved in you
"getting back in love" with them… Revenge is a dead end for
relationships, or it isn't revenge… think about that before you ask…

Revenge Guy,
I really need to get back at this guy.

We met three years ago at a Halloween party and were really into
each other, but I was in a relationship and told him up front that I
was with someone and didn't way to see anybody else.

Not long after he met a girl and really liked her. So we sort of
remained friends, talked here and there over the past few years,

Well over this past summer I broke up with that guy I was with, and
he broke up with the girl he was with. Two or so months ago we hung
out and things started from the very first day. Just a lot of
flirting, goodnight kiss, etc, and went on pretty fast from there.

We started spending tons of time together, and only after two weeks
or so he was asking me if I would ever want to be in a relationship
with him, he wanted to be exclusive, etc. Then his ex started
stalking me via AIM, checking my away messages, IMing me, etc.

This guy and I were spending almost everyday together and then this
past weekend he just up and stopped talking to me. Ignoring my phone
calls, etc. And now his ex is harassing me about how they're back
together, blahblahblah.

It's not like we has anything really serious going on, but he is the
one who asked me to be exclusive, got me a Valentine's Day card that
said, "be all mine…….I'm all yours!" etc. and then he gets back
with his ex and just pretends like nothing happened?

He doesn't even have the balls to call me up and say anything! I
mean not even a simple, "I don't want to see you anymore."

I really just want to get this guy back for being such a child. I
mean, at 23 years old the least you could do is man up. Help


Yes, men are stupid people sometimes.

As for
revenge… well, you really didn’t give me much to go on did you…

You didn’t date, then you’re dating and he dumped you for his ex
after making all kinds of promises. Fuck him.

What I would
do is use and call the ex-girlfriend (now the
girlfriend) and say you’re with the health clinic… she needs to come
in and get tested.

Call him doing the same thing. Maybe
even leave weird messages at his work, supposedly from his ex-not-ex

After that, use every so often to
offer him jobs, or a step towards whatever dreams he has… you should
know what these buttons are, push them.

Of course there's
too… do you have any old clothes of his that
he might want back? Give him something to really remember… and
something that might end up on his ex-not-ex bitch too.

Best wishes,

Dear Revenge Guy,
Here's my story first, then, hopefully, you can give me
advice on how to get my revenge.

I began dating a guy in
September last year, thought he was wonderful, blah blah blah, the
relationship really should've ended in December, when he moved
for school (I was living in —someplace—, at the time).

When he left
in December, he left me a little gift, called herpes. He had gotten
it from his ex girlfriend, whom he hadn't dated or seen in six
months, and claims he hadn't slept with anyone in that six months.
(if you could meet this guy, you'd know that to be true).

We were
also in agreement that I hadn't passed it along to him, as I'd had
my yearly exam in September, and I was clean. There's no doubt it
came from him, although I find it unlikely that he was unaware of
his predicament for six months. No big deal, we'd try to make it

Within two weeks of him leaving, my supervisor at my job
found out I had gotten herpes from him. (Very specific, I'm unsure
how he found out in so much detail). This particular supervisor is
one of those guys who are short, try too hard to be buff, try too
hard to be cool, you know the asshole. So he started telling people
at my job.

Keep in mind, I just found out I have an incurable
std, the person who gave it to me now lived 21 hours away (and I
might have missed him some, or a lot), and I wasn't in a very strong
frame of mind.

Now, the asshole supervisor was spreading my
business, and people I work with were coming to me with things like,
"is it true what (boss) said? that you got an std from (guy)?"

I assumed
it was no one's business but my own. But it was out. I got revenge
on the supervisor the right way.

I went to human resources with
my problem, and soon my whole workplace knew. The supervisor got
suspended, but not without repercussions on my behalf.

people despised me for having him suspended (for some reason, people
liked him, especially the girl he was banging), and working became
very uncomfortable.

Not to mention the people who acted like I was
going to pass along my little problem to them if I touched, or
talked to them. And there were the really mean ones calling me
"whore" and "bitch" All in all, it was not a good experience.

The boy I got it from, was less than supportive. A lot of the time
he'd ignore me, or tell me to stop "bitching", or say he was
depressed himself because he was living in a new town with no
friends and family for the holidays, it hurt a lot that he would be
so selfish, and discompassionate.

It tore me apart
that he would treat me like everyone else was. All I wanted was for
someone to talk to. It was terribly hard for me to sympathize, and I
admit I did eventually get quite bitchy.

Well, it's now
later on, and I'm
also living OK. Before he left, we had talked about me moving
here, but not for a while. We were going to see how the relationship
progressed, and if it worked out, I'd move here. I had already begun
looking into the cost of housing and such (it's quite cheap

Anyway, after all that had happened (not to mention, I
had lost my best friend, a guy, because he got jealous that i was
dating the other guy. go figure) I decided, I still needed to get
out of Delaware, even though my relationship wasn't working. It was
just too uncomfortable, and the source of too much hurt.

been in Tulsa for a month now, and some truth's have come out. The
guy I dated admitted he wasn't there like he should have been, but I
just needed to get over it all, because I was making him miserable.
The nerve.

So this is what I want to do:
He is enrolled in
the community college here, and I want to spread my story.

The whole
story, without holding anything back.

I understand that I would also
be airing my own secret (but I lived through it once already, I
really don't care anymore.)

I want him to experience what I went
through. The prejudices, people hating him for what he did.

may even hate me for telling it. He may even hate me more. I also
don't even care about that. As long as he experiences what I went
through, so I can also tell him to "just get over it."
should I do?

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi

While I really feel for you, you’ve been put through a
terrible ordeal, I think you need some counseling help. This
bitterness is not a good outlet, it will color your life forever.

That’s my take on this.

As far as getting him back… use
to follow his moves, call the school say he’s
dropping out, call where he works as his gay lover, his venereal
disease doctor, whatever it takes.

lets you change your voice and the call display so it can be very

As for your story coming out with revenge being taken, the idea here
is that it's not your story. Revenge should not force you to reveal
your identity, although he may guess it's you, I'd try to keep your
name away from associating with his as much as possible.

I have created for you a special poster, all
you need to do is print it out, paste a picture of

him on it then post them everywhere.

Best wishes,


Last Christmas I started dating an amazing guy, we will call him
Tall, and was dating him for 11 months.

Thing became very serious very fast and he proposed to me.

This remained a secret because it was too soon, however.

He and I had everything planned out, go to university together move
in together.

Looking back I realize how young I am for this, but I was happy at

Towards the end of the relationship we were fighting a lot, and
mostly because I expected a certain amount of respect from him, but
he always had to be the funny guy and was making fun of me a lot.

He would call me like a dog when he was around his friends and was
just very rude.

In the end Tall left me because he felt I was too conservative while
he was too liberal.

He was truly sorry for it, he didn't want to hurt me and was very

It's been a month since we separated and he has a new girlfriend,
lets call her Fink.

Tall and I remained friends through the breakup, we talked every day
and I was handling things okay.

Fink is my best friend, she helped me through he breakup, but it
appears she was helping Tall too. She of all people knows how very
hard it was for me, and she knows I still love him.

She went completely against me and betrayed me. At this point words
aren't doing any good, and I want some revenge!

I need to be sneaky about it, but I want them both to feel slightly
miserable, because both promised to respect me.
Thank you,
Desperate for revenge

Revenge JokerHi

To feel "slightly sneaky" about revenge isn't usually a request that
I honor.

Revenge should not be taken lightly. Revenge is not a "Ha ha!" to be
spoken of later on.

But, I believe that this guy cheated on you, if not in actual
action, then in thought and mind.

And this girl, your best friend, orchestrated the dissolution of
your relationship while speaking out of the side of her mouth to

That being said, all I can gather from your email is that you are
late teens, early twenties, possibly living away from home but most
likely not, you have not had many boyfriends, indeed, with him this
may have only been the only serious relationship you've had.

Whew… almost blew a brain cell there… LOL…

So, what I suggest will be effective, and get the most BANG for your

and place calls to their voice mail (only)
from, supposedly (use the voice changer and change the caller ID
too) a "friend of a friend" of a woman/man (depending who you're
calling) that is interested in them.

Stir the pot… raise some questions… maybe even break them up…

But most of all, have some fun…
And make them "slightly curious" about the other romantic
possibilities available to them.
Best wishes,

Revenge Guy,

I have just gotten out of an abusive relationship that lasted for
about a year.

The relationship has caused me much distress and I am
now seeing a therapist because of this. Over the course of the
relationship, I had a particular "friend" that I confided in. This
"friend", Jenn, allowed me to cry on her shoulder, offered advice
when needed, and became someone that I thought I could really trust.
Eventually the relationship came to a horrible and stressful ending
and i continued to confide in my "friend".

Not even a month after
the break-up, she began showing interest in my ex and would tell
mutual friends "Paul and I hooked up this weekend…. but don’t tell
Bethany!" I confronted her about this and told her that I cannot
control who she dates, but it would be hard for me to remain her
friend if she chose him over me. She lied to my face numerous times
and told me nothing was going on between them and tried to hide
everything from me even more.

This in particular really pissed me
off and now they are officially together. Whenever I walk past the
two of them, she smirks at me as if attempting to rub it in my face.
So RG, I was wondering if you had any ideas for revenge on Jenn! All
of our mutual friends have since taken my side after facing betrayal
from her as well, and insist that I do something about this. I
apologize for the length of this e-mail, but I am very interested in
hearing some of your ideas. Thank you! -Bethany, CA

Hi Bethany,
There are often times when friends are not friends and are really
only using you for something you have.

When their true colors are finally revealed, and the unthinkable
happens, the betrayal can be very hard to deal with.

I commend you on getting therapy and trying to put this awful thing
behind you.
But there are two people to get revenge on here, aren’t there?

Paul is just as guilty, if not more, than this Jenn person. Even
though Jenn has used the events in your life to take advantage of
things Paul must shoulder his full part of the blame here as well.

I suggest, in the holiday season, that you send Jenn, and separately
Paul, some holiday cards. Include suggestive words of hidden
relationships, pictures of nudity of the supposed ‘other person’.

Let them have a happy holiday season thinking the other is cheating
on them.
Candy and flowers works well too, anonymously sent with love cards
And never forget the luxury of fake jewelry as a gift too.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear RG,
This guy I was seeing until about two weeks ago is totally psycho. He lies
all the time. Literally. I told him I was seeing someone else and it
completely pissed him off so he has been doing mean stuff to me for the
last couple of weeks. He stole my dog, lied to me about more things than I
can count, and most recently threatened me with planting something illegal
in my car.

He won’t take no for an answer. I’ve even gone as far as to
tell him I’m messing around with numerous other guys. He called my mom and
tried to tell her a bunch of lies about me. I have had enough and I want
him to pay. I’m pretty good at the revenge thing, but I need something
really good this time. By the way, my mom didn’t believe him. She thinks
he’s a raving lunatic who needs to be committed. Help me get him in a way
he will never, ever forget.

Ann, Arkansas

Hi Ann,
Such perseverance from a terrible guy does deserve something drastic. It
will be the only way to get the point across to him to leave you alone.
But first, I’m going to make some assumptions about your relationship with
him. You met him by way of him introducing himself to you and had a couple
of dates. He’s not part of your usual crowd of friends, so you can’t just
get one of your friends to tell him to get lost.

Here’s what I suggest:
Throw a "Loser Party" in his honor.

Go to a place that you both went to, a bar or club, and ask the manager if
you can get put up some posters featuring this guy’s face and a time and
date for the party. Be sure that the poster states that it’s a party for a
loser and the reason why you are having it – so he’ll get lost! Then
invite him to the bar or club, without him knowing the reason why.

He’ll show up expecting to meet you, but you won’t be there and he’ll be
surrounded by other people that know why he’s there. Heck, he can even
keep one of the posters as a souvenir.

If he contacts you after the "party" tell him you’re going to blanket the
city with the posters, and have multiple "Loser Parties" until he gets the

If that doesn’t scare him off, call the police and get a restraining order
on him.
Tell me how it all works out for you.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Lying Ex-Lovers

The Revenge Guy
And Cheaters
Get The Revenge Guy's Attention


That is the hallmark of a truly evil person. Now, of course I'm not
talking about the type of people that I advise.

When you're done wrong you deserve closure, even if it's just
emailing me for a little consolation.

Maybe marriage (and living together) should have a 3 year cooling off
period. Then, after three years if things aren't working out the guy can
say "Well, it's been nice, but my girlfriends have been complaining
about the amount of time I spend over here" and just end the marriage
nice and cleanly.

But when you've been dating a person and it turn's out they're
cheating on their wife or husband and you didn't know, well there's
really only one thing to do. Read on to see what that is.

Cheaters and a Reconciliation


1. Six months ago my husband's best friend was dying of cancer.
While he was dying my husband and his friends wife began an affair
and my husband left me for her (the widow).

2. She was a friend of mine.

3. We knew each other for 3-4 years

4. A few but not many at all

5. I have her address and e-mail

6. Not a neighbor complaint

7. My husband and I have reconciled but she will not back off trying
to ruin our lives.

8. I am absolutely lost about what the best revenge is. Some kind of
public humiliation seems right though.

9. I have found peace in everything except knowing that she feels no
remorse over what she did to my family. In fact she is cruel. My
life was turned upside down and she is walking away unscathed.

Revenge JokerHi
Your husband owes you big time. Make him pay until you
forget about "her".

Public humiliation? She was in an affair. Any type of
public acknowledgement will come back and bite you in the ass.

Marriage counselling. You need to trust your husband
again and you're not there yet.

Use and
call up her friends as if you were a private investigator, change
the caller id appropriately. Ask "the questions" about her and other
possible affairs and entanglements.

You're welcome!


I was with a guy I knew from work and we got to dating.

had split up with his wife for 2 years, did not wear his wedding
band and lived in his own house. I asked him if he still had hang
ups about his wife and he said no.

All through our time together which was for 6 months he hid me away,
never met my friends, family and I never met his.

He was frightened at the thought of anyone seeing us which I did
comment on and tried to finish with him quite a few times but we did
not. I did not want his children to find out about us through a
third party so he was going to tell them on his terms at his house.
They got upset but he could not handle it and he changed after that
towards me.

We split up at the time my mother died and was not there for me even
as a friend and he said he was not ready for me to be his partner
and I was wondering what was I to him for 6 months??

I know all through his marriage he has been cheating on his wife and
the only reason he left was cause he had an affair, moved in with
this girl who was married, his wife did not even know. Her husband
found out and told his wife and the children got very upset as she
was shouting in front of them when her husband got home.

I knew this
and this is why I wanted the children told when I was seeing him as
not to cause any more shocks and pain for them at least.

I see the
picture now as I think he just used me for sex as that is one of the
reasons why he cheats on his wife he does not want her he stays for
the kids or so he says.

I lost a lot of weight through my mum dying
and him not being there for me as a friend, I feel used and I know
he has gone back with his wife.

I would like revenge but I do not
want to upset the children and I know he is going to cheat again and
again as he has done.

How can I get him back as I want to just deck him at the moment. He
has a good job and they all think he is fab but I think he is a
gutless man.
Help xx

Revenge JokerHi XX,
Yes, this ass is the lowest form of life.

There is a special place in hell for guys like this and this is how
you create it:

You know where he works, using you can "spoof"
his work with calls from a lot of different girls, lots of different
caller Id's to hide where you are. the calls can't be traced. Keep
them "general rated" but make it apparent that he's dating a lot of
women. This will ruin his work reputation.

I don't suggest calling his house like that, his wife is already in
cheater's hell and the kids must be a mess too, no sense making that
any worse, even of you could.

If you know places that he goes, for dinner, a bar he hangs out at,
a gym he goes to, places he tries to pick up women, do the same.
leave messages for him everywhere. He'll soon get the bum's rush and
be barred from these places too.

Do it. Without remorse and without spite.
But do it.


Revenge Guy,

You seem like a level-headed person–which I need right now.

My husband had a two-year on-and-off affair with a woman he met at a
religious center. I outed him three times by breaking into their
emails, etc.

He finally broke it off entirely. I've continued to audit her email
to make sure there's nothing going on, and there doesn't appear to
be, but she continues to entice men both married and single–to feed
her ego problems.

This woman plays men like fools and always has two of three that
she's stringing along.

My immediate problem is that my husband has returned to the
religious center–against my wishes, and I'm afraid the other woman
will show up. He claims that she's the last person he'd want to see,
but I still don't want her anywhere near him.

Do you have ideas of ways to keep her or him away from the center?
I've tried to think up a variety of ideas, including asking someone
to send my husband an anonymous email saying that there were rumors
circulating at the center about the affair. He'd be so embarrassed
that he'd never go back.

However, I have no one I feel right asking to do this.

I also anonymously emailed a member of the center and asked if she'd
agree to report back if she saw any interaction between the two of
them. She refused.
So, do you have any ideas????

Revenge JokerHi

You must be very forgiving of your husband. Personally I would have
taken one of his thumbs as payment.

As far as getting someone to check up on them by asking
'anonymously', well that never works. I suggest one of two things:

1. Talk to someone in person to watch what's going on, someone you
can trust. The worse that can happen is you put your husband and
this tramp on alert that you are watching.

2. Start going to the religious center with him. Stop lurking in the

If you still feel that you can't trust him (and who's blame you?)
kick him out once and for all. Never live with distrust in your
heart… take the bull by the horns and all that crap.

You don't need to go after this woman, she's digging her own grave.
Of course, sharing some straight words with the clergy, now there's
a great idea. They should be made aware of this "wolf in sheep's
clothing" if indeed that is what your husband is.

You have to remember, that church-going people tend to be very
trusting, and fraudsters and cheaters like that type of victim…
even if the other lady isn't consenting to more than prayer, you
husband sounds like he has other things on his mind.
Best wishes,

Revenge Guy

My ex and I got back together briefly, and then
he dumped me for the woman he was with while we were apart.

She wouldn’t take him back if there had been anything between us. I
told her the truth.

Now my ex is telling everyone who will listen that I’m a crazy
obsessed psycho (which I’m not) and that nothing happened. Is it
illegal for me to snail mail copies of his "I love you" emails to
her and a few of his friends? Thanks a bunch!

Revenge JokerHi,
Hey, they are letters addressed to you, they are in your possession,
do with them what you want.

Personally, I’d scan them and create a website to post them, rather
than sending copies around.

The Internet never forgets!!

Best wishes,

Revenge Guy

I wish the events I am about to tell you were
fabricated or at least enhanced, but if anything, they are
understated. I need your help…

Last year I dated this guy who I probably shouldn’t have dated in
the first place and probably no woman should ever date him. For the
first part of the relationship I was away at college, about a 45
minute drive from where said boyfriend, lets call him Assforface,
Well Assforface didn’t have a car (or license for that matter) and
couldn’t come visit me that often, plus my schedule was really
demanding and I couldn’t always go visit him. He bitched about this
a lot, always saying how hard it was on him etc, etc, etc, it was
always about how things affected HIM meanwhile he was the one to who
wanted to date me in the first place knowing very well I was going
to be at school. I was suspicious of his actions during this time a
lot because I was warned (after I started dating him) that he had a
tendency to be a flirt and had a history of cheating.

Time went on and little suspicious things occurred, especially
things regarding his ex-gf who he had dated for 3 years prior to me.
Regardless I still went on being the best girlfriend I could be, I
stood by him while he was unemployed, my grades suffered because I
took every free chance I got to spend it with him, I learned to cook
his favorite meals, I cleaned his room (he lived and still lives in
his mom’s basement), he even managed to coerce me to take his
clothes to the dry cleaning and I’m not even going to tell you the
extent to which I went to please him in the sack. After all this I
started to notice that I was getting little to nothing in return.

He lied to me almost constantly, we would never tell me anything
about his sexual history, and treated me like a doormat. He never
even took me on a single date where he paid, claiming that he was
broke, but when the weekend came along he always seemed to have
enough money for booze, dvds, and tacky running shoes.

Summer came along and with me being back in the city I started to
notice how much he would blow me off to go party at clubs with dumb
whores. I even caught him once fondling his friend’s breast right in
front of me – he was drunk as usual. He promised me that he would
stop drinking… one of the many empty and unfulfilled promises he
force fed me. Finally after an incidence where Assforface was soooo
drunk he nearly crushed me in bed (he was upwards of 280lbs) but
thank god he did because if he hadn’t fallen on me I wouldn’t have
gotten out of bed and probably would have fallen victim later that
night to getting pissed on, yes, the drunk chubby f-ck pissed the
goddamn bed. It was around this time I really got fed up and started
re-evaluating the whole relationship. The last straw happened a week
later when I was so sick, my throat was actually bleeding, and I
needed him to do one tiny favor for me and he couldn’t because he
"was going out with the boys" which meant he was getting loaded and
going to the sleaziest bar in town to hit on whores who wouldn’t
want anything to do with him if they weren’t trashed off red bull
and vodka. I dumped him before he left to go out, it was pretty
epic, I slammed the door and everything.

Somehow this manipulator managed to maintain a friendship with me,
and he still talks to me to this day and constantly asks me to hang
out with him. I never do obviously. However, I recently got wind of
some news from an extremely reliable source that Assforface admitted
to sleeping with prostitutes and claiming that he is in fact still
in love with his ex-GF, the one he dated before me for three years,
therefore making our whole fiasco of a relationship just one, big,
fat-ass lie.

Obviously the fact that this man slept with prostitutes, neglected
to tell me and put my whole physical well being at risk is more than
solid grounds for sweet, devastating revenge. The fact of him still
being in love with his ex is just the cherry on top of a heaping
pile of bullshit sundae. Needless to say this man needs to pay. Now
I could go on talking about how he cries like a little girl on a
regular basis about his self image, how he has a small penis, how he
pissed the bed, how he has to resort to paying for sex, or how he is
so lazy and self centered that he neglected to go see his own father
on his deathbed because he "was too tired", but spreading those
rumors just makes me look petty and angry. I need revenge that is
epic, classy, and puts me on top. Please help.
Sincerely yours,

Revenge JokerHi

You certainly paid dearly for a relationship with someone that never
cared for you, eh?

Well, revenge of this type is rather straight forward.

He still lives with Mommy? Send her notes that say what her son
really does with the money she gives him.
Find his friends online (Facebook, MySpace, etc) and anonymously (a
new account for this purpose is needed) post sex tales about their
dear fat friend.
Add some skank stories for his ex-gf too.

You’re coming out on top will be the complete shattering of this
ass’s life, which will come down like a house of cards.
And should he ever want to talk to you again, just tell him that men
of such small girth don’t talk to women like yourself. And lean in
and whisper "And you don’t really fit in here, you know."
Best wishes,

Revenge Guy

I had been living with a man for 7yrs, I was very
much in love with him.

We had in the past few years been purchasing things for our wedding
when we had extra money. I had bought the dress, decorations and we
had already gotten the marriage license.

The end of November he told me he wanted us to go ahead and get
married, we started looking for houses and had even been talking
with a realtor. I told my friends and family.

December 5th he
walked out our door and would not speak to me. Within two weeks he
had moved a woman into the house he bought on his own, a woman he
worked with on his first shift job.

This has devastated me beyond belief.

We work in the same industry within a 1/4 mile of each other and see
and deal with many of the same people. I have know these people for

Since he left he has brought her on his job and introduced her to
his co-workers which many of them are my friends. He is telling
people that the reason we split was because "I" cheated on him, and
that I am an abusive alcoholic. Neither is true!!

I have not even been out to eat with a man since he left. This has
hurt me more than anything, to know he is trashing me to make his
self look like the innocent victim after what he has done to me.

I need all the suggestions you can give me. The hurt is over, it has
finally sunk in what he has done to me. I want to make them both
miserable. Please help me.

Revenge JokerHi

The man has no excuse for the lies he put you through.
What I’d do is plan a sale of all his things, all the wedding items.
List everything.
Plan the sale for a specific date and do it.
And make sure all your co-workers and friends understand the reason
for the sale, how this guy lied to you.

You may not regain some of them as friends, but a lot of them will
see this lying bastard for who he really is.

And with the money earned from the sale, take yourself on a much
needed holiday.

And after 7 years I know that you know
what his biggest fears are. I want you to plan the tragic demise of
his ego with care:
There will be a place and a time for you to strike. I like the idea
of using SpoofCard to place a call to him from whatever his real
fears are. Taxes, licensing, professional duties, whatever it might

Make the call, be the badass on the

Just remember to use the ‘disguise
your voice’ option and to record the call. I’d love to hear a copy
of it.
Best wishes,

Revenge Guy

My best friend of 11 yrs just cheated on me with
my boyfriend of 7 yrs!

In anger I told her family what she had done which she begged me not
to do because they would be disgusted with her and they were.

I then waited a week for things to cool down. I rang her because I
needed her to tell me why she did it and say sorry but to my
surprise she went off at me and said I was basically the worst thing
in the world for telling her family and that she never wanted to
speak to me again and told me to get over it! Then she hung up.

Well I was devastated. I was considering to forgive her if she had
she said sorry and explained why she did it with my boyfriend but
after that she can go jump!

I need a way to show her she hurt me and that she is in the wrong
not me I’m really pissed with her for wrecking my life and not being
sorry for it. I want to make her pay! Can you help please?

Revenge JokerHi

I’m sure she knows she hurt you. But why keep in contact with her
anymore? Don’t let revenge be a way to hold on to hating her.
Revenge is a cleansing experience. But don’t let her off scot-free

Get a t-shirt made that says “Cheating Slut” on it and send it to
her. Make a few more with "Cheating Slut" and her name on them and
send them to her family.

And sell everything your boyfriend his to pay for a nice long
singles vacation for yourself. It takes two to cheat so I wouldn’t
be too quick to forgive him either!
Best wishes,

Revenge Guy,

I have been taken big time by a guy who claimed
to be a friend, lover, future mate, mortgage broker. And he was living
with someone and only played up to me because he could talk me into
buying a condo and collecting a $16,000 fee which he told me he would
give back to me and of course didn’t. In actuality, he is living with
someone and told her I was a client, meanwhile he was sleeping with me,
and making all these promises and I was gullible enough to believe it.

Since then I contacted his girl friend,
posted a website, registered him with the cheaters websites, ordered I
don’t know how many magazines, arranged for a republican party at his
office, jammed his telephone, with his social security number ordered a
credit report and contacted all his creditors to let them know his
updated telephone numbers and addresses which caused him to lose his
internet connection, posted warnings on all the dating sites, got him
kicked off the dating sites, ordered repair persons to his (his
girlfriend’s) house, also pizza to his house and office, make
reservations at various restaurants, order estimates for various house
repairs, many many magazine subscriptions, ordered condoms and tampax
and catalogs to house and office. I plan to post his house for rent in
various laundromats, send dead roses, place some ads in the classifieds.

I really don’t like this s.o.b. and want
more. But it has to be kind of legal. PLEASE send more suggestions. I
want to make his life a living hell for a few years. His girlfriend is
too dumb to throw him out, even though he’s been screwing everything
that holds still enough, which unfortunately includes me. But she even
told me that there were credit card charges for brunches and so on on
HER credit card, which they obviously share.
Having fun!

Revenge JokerHi
Having fun,

I think you’ve handled everything marvelously.
The only thing I would add is a letter from a lawyer stating he is being
sued and brought up on charges of ‘rape by false promise’ by enticing
you to use him as an agent and him having sex with you under false

Heck, maybe even a real lawyer would be interested in this case.
Or at least a TV judge.

Best wishes,

Dear Revenge Guy,

I LOVE your website and creative (and legal) ideas on retaliation. I
have always taken the high road (turned the other cheek) when I have
been wronged. Not anymore. I have never gone for revenge before but
I AM READY now and need your creative input.

I met "Micah" (not his real name) on a dating website. We met and
were immediately hooked on each other. Micah and I shared hours and
hours emailing and talking on the phone feeling a closer bond than
ever. His career was very demanding, so we only got to spend 3-4
hours together every 10 days or so.

He told me he had
been divorced for over 15 years and was a ‘loner.’ I became
suspicious of his honesty when he always had excuses for (a) not
meeting my family; (b) not introducing me to his friends/family; (c)
never had his driver’s license or biz cards with him when I would
ask to see them; (d) wasn’t listed in the general directory of
employees at the very major O&G company where he ‘allegedly’ worked.

He had made the
comment once that his work was his ‘wife’ and I was his ‘mistress.’
I didn’t want to play the ‘mistress’ role anymore, so after several
months together, I ended it. Today, I discovered that he is married,
and has been for some time. The bastard sucked me into an affair,
KNOWING I was seeking a long-term relationship and knowing how I
felt about seeing married men. He, not only lied about his marital
status, he lied about his last name (I found his ACCURATE last name
today, too, when I discovered he had a wife). Now, I know his name,
his address to his new home, his place of employment, his cell phone
number (work-related one), his AOL email address, and his wife’s

RG, I was cheated on in my marriage of 20 years (which ended 5 years
ago). Two different women were kind enough to call me at work and
tell me that they had seen my husband with this particular woman in
public, behaving inappropriately. BOTH of these kind women said they
didn’t know me, but knew that if their husband was cheating on them,
they would hope someone would tell them and that is why they called.
I will always be grateful to those kind women.

I have made it
clear that I will have no part in associating with cheating husbands
because I believe in honoring other women’s marriages. I feel
compelled to contact Micah’s wife and give her hard copy evidence of
all the emails we shared (I kept all of them) – some of which are in
graphic pornographic detail.

If she doesn’t
already know she is married to a lying, cheating, bottom-feeder, she
should and I will sleep better at night knowing she can make an
informed decision in whether or not to continue her alliance with
him. I don’t think there are young children, but WHO KNOWS? So, I
don’t want to retaliate in any fashion that will cause emotional
hurt to any young children. I just want to make sure she knows of
this AND I want him to be so negatively impacted that he will think
twice before he pretends to be unattached and seeking a long-term
relationship again. Any suggestions?

Revenge JokerDear
A Woman Scorned,

I think that revealing what has transpired between you and “Micah”
to his wife is the best move.

Whatever lies “Micah” has been using to deceive his wife should be
brought into the open.

He is the one
responsible for how negatively impacted his kids will be, if there
are any. Who knows, maybe they already are aware, in some way, about
their philandering father. This is not your fault.

Move forward, clear your conscious and bring all this to the light.
Spare his wife any more deception.

Make the right move.
Best wishes,

Cheating Ex-Lovers

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Goes After Cheaters, Too


The person that you love goes and loves someone else, breaking your
heart. Then you get angry. NOW you want revenge… read on…

The Cheater, The Cheated and the Kid

Hi Revenge Guy,
I am having a problem with my husbands ex.

She has told me
that she has been in love with my husband for 14 years and will do
anything to get him back. They had a 3 month relationship during
2007 and because of her (she was caught flushing her birth control pills and
poking holes in condoms by my hubby's sister) they have a son

We tried to be peaceful with her for the child's sake but
things have gotten extreme!!

We actually had their son living with
us for 5 months because she has no job, no car, and was being
evicted from her apartment. So their son came to live with us and we
have never asked her for anything for him.

After a month of him
living with us she got the child support cancelled but she went
behind our backs and opened a TANF case with social services so
during the time that we had the little boy she was collecting money
from the government and we now have to pay it back. She was also
collecting food stamps, wic, and housing even though we had her son
living with us.

So basically she got all these benefits and money
for a child that didn't live with her and we spent all of our money
on these things for him and now have to pay back what she got for
him while he was living with us! Make sense?

We found out all of
this after I lost my job and needed to apply for food stamps. During
this time she was always holding their son over my husband's head. If
he went 30 minutes without texting this psycho she was texting him
telling him that she was calling the cops and coming to get their

As soon as she said this my husband would smooth it all out
with her so she didn't take their son. After 4 months of all this my
husband decided that he wasn't going to deal with having to kiss her
ass anymore so he went and filed a parenting plan with the court.

Everything was going fine until 3 days before court. She filed a
protection order with a bunch of fake crap on it and got their son
removed from our stable home back into her's.

She has been evicted 3
times from 3 different places in 6 months and is now about to get
evicted again. We let everything go until she cooled off but things
have gotten much worse since then.

She re-opened the child support
case, she tried to get my husband thrown in jail for a false child
abuse charge that she lied about (the social worker saw right
through her so it never made it any where), she has been harassing
us by emails, myspace, facebook, etc., she has been seen driving by
our house to stalk us (she lives 60 miles from our house so it is
obviously out of her way just to drive by our house), she threatened
me, and has posted a bunch of crap about us on myspace and facebook.

We got a restraining order on her and we make it permanent this

Things have been pretty quiet but she still posts crap on the
internet about us and that isn't violating the restraining order
because she makes up fake profiles to do it.

We know it's her but we
cant prove it to get her arrested. What can we do? We would love to
make her life as miserable as she has made ours! Any help would be

Is there a way to make a fake profile and get her thrown in jail for
violating the restraining order? Or could that come back on me?

Please help!!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi Jade,

I would wait until things settle before trying to destroy her life
any more than she already is doing herself.

Your husband and you are both paying a hefty price for his
infidelity. He owes you BIG.

As far as psycho-mom I would, once things have settled in a couple
of months, get her address and rate some "roommate anted" signs and
post them around her neighborhood. Then I'd take a picture of them
and send it to the welfare office or where ever she's getting her
money for housing from.
Let them deal with her ripping the system off by having a roommate
and not declaring the income.
She will fry.

And do your best to create a stable home for the kid… life will be
hard enough for him knowing his mom is crazy.

And your husband owes you either a big diamond or a long Spanish
holiday. If he needs to pick up cans from the side of the road to
save the money, so be it.


Revenge Guy,

My girlfriend stabbed me in the back and went
out with my best friend.

I wanna get back at the best friend, though. I’m 17
and he’s 18. Obviously he doesn’t respect the guy code so he should pay.

They went behind my back for 6 months so I was
thinking something kind of big.

He doesn’t have a car, he works for his dad, and he
graduates in a couple of months.

I wanted to do something dramatic, something that
will tear him up inside. Any good ideas? Also, something private that
will only affect him and he won’t know I did it.

Revenge Joker - Trademark Pending

Hi Hurting,

You didn’t give me too much to work with did you? But why just him? I
mean, she cheated on you too, right?

Anyways… for something dramatic, do this:
Create a hotmail or yahoo email. Use something close to the hottest
chick’s name in school.

Use that to talk with him, but tell him that this
“friendship” can’t be made public until after school ends… talk with him
as if you were a hot girl in love.

Lead him on to believe there’s really something
between this girl and him, but it can’t be revealed in school. Email him
love notes, go all out but keep it online.

When he finds out is was not true, and he’s been made a fool, your
revenge will be complete.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

This may not be anything you’ve ever heard before but here it
I am married – I had a friend (female) who I grew very close with.
Her husband and I also grew very close – we had so many things in
common – more than I have with my husband and more than he had with
his wife.

As our friendship became
stronger, so did our feelings about each other – and we had an
affair. I know – you are probably asking how I could do this to my
friend (his wife) – I wish I could answer that…..needless to say
this affair went on for a few months.

It was easy to get away with
because he and I are involved in many activities together – our kids
are the same ago and go to school together, scouts, bowling, guitar,
etc. His wife had a minor surgical procedure back in September and
he and I took her to the hospital (it was a one day stay) and I
stayed with her the entire weekend – cleaned her home, cooked for
her and even took her child to my home for a few days while she
recooperated, so I could get him to school because she was unable

One night, her hubby and I
went bowling and after bowling, we went to eat at a diner. We called
and left her a msg. we were going out to eat. Well, one thing led to
another and we didn’t make it home until 4am! Needless to say, she
was pissed!!!! – but not pissed enough not to accept my hospitality
(cooking & cleaning & running errands for her for the following 4

After 4 days she told me I
was a terrible friend for leaving her that Saturday night until 4am
with her husband. I agreed, and apologized. She did not accept it.

Now I am pissed that she
"used" me for those days while she was recooperating. Now she does
not talk to me and her husband is not allowed to talk to me, when
she is around. The affair is over with this guy, but now we don’t
even have a friendship – and I have to see these people at least
once a week!!

It really sucks – and to top
it off, she is trying to monopolize my other friend which is making
me feel very uncomfortable. I want to get revenge on the "wife" for
using me and revenge on my ex-lover for hurting me and making plans
for our future (including leaving our spouses) and I want to make
them feel uncomfortable for a change.

I know I was wrong for
having the affair with her hubby, but she knew nothing about it and
still knows nothing about it. I would love to tell her about the
affair, but it would jeopardized my marriage and I don’t want to do
that right now…….how can I get back at these people?
Taken for a Ride

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
Taken for a Ride
As far as I can tell, you got off easy.

With sleeping with her
husband and you got stuck with 4 days of cooking and cleaning?
That’s lucky, not spiteful.

But I’m sure she knows that
something else happened. Save yourself and save your marriage.
Let this be.

Redirect your anger to working harder on your marriage and children.

It’s good that the only person you’ve told is me.

Revenge isn’t an option here.
Leave it at that.

But, and there’s always a
but… any revelations will certainly devastate your husband and
family, but what you could do is every so often say something
inappropriate that will cause her to think there is an affair.

Say something about his
behavior, his actions, close things that usually only a wife would
know. These "tips" will drive her into the ground and since the
affair is now dead you’re in the clear.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
So…. my wife had been cheating on me for over six months…
We’d been together for about 7 years.

Eventually I found out who
she was cheating on me with… someone who was introduced to me as a
friend about 3 or 4 months ago.
These two carried on under my nose, knowing that I fully trust them.
My wife would even go to his apartment, have sexual relations and
even take his roommate’s drugs!

I should also mention that
his family are Mormons and strong believers and from what i
understand, Adultery is a big NO, NO!
After all that b.s. I have been through, I found it in my heart to
forgive her… but that doesn’t mean I forgive HIM!

I talked to several friends
of mine about revenge but it seems their advice wasn’t enough.

I need YOUR help RevengeGuy!
I heard you’re the best in the business!

I want to get him AND his
roommate for letting them have access to his drugs.

I don’t just want to hit….
Possibly mess with his credit, social life maybe?

I want to mention that I
have his parents phone numbers, his ex-wife number, and several
friends numbers. I also know where he works. Maybe you could tell me
how I can use those
to hit hard!

So far I deflated his tire
… but don’t think that’s quite enough!
Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thank you for your time.
-Mr. Desperate

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
Mr. Desperate,

You know, my first instinct is to tell you and your wife to get
counseling. She has done a terrible deed and you need to work this
through, since obviously you still have issues there.

Of course, who am I to know, I talk to people all day, every day,
about getting revenge.

You want to hit hard but I have to ask, how hard??

Your wife’s involvement will also be revealed and unless you’re
looking for sympathy and a gold star from everyone that you know
(gold start for keeping her), then I suggest you don’t do much.
Does your wife have to start apologizing for what you did because of
what she did?

Anyways, after all, like I said, who am I?
Just a Revenge type of guy, after all.

All that being said, if the same thing had happened to me (I’ve now
been married just over 7 years), I’d spread the word, somehow, that
the guy has AIDS. If I could I’d get a photo of him, create a poster
and hang it in the bathroom of every place in town. Bar, club, pub,
even drug stores and bus stations if they have public washrooms.

And I’d send gifts to his parent’s place, from his gay lover. Let him
start to explain that one. Strange calls to his work, with stranger
messages left for him (
is a good place for help).

Leave the car alone. You’d feel truly bad if he had a critical
accident because of what you did and he killed someone else!
That would really suck.

Of course, cutting the battery cable would be OK, especially on a
cold day. Maybe just undo the cable from the battery post, ground
the black one against the body of the car, not the red one!!
And pour some milk down the door frame, and wipe up whatever spills.
The smell of soured milk will never go away.

Anyways like I said, the choices are yours.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
I really need some ideas!

Well, my mother-in-law and I
have never got along. Me and my husband lived with her for a couple
months at one time. The whole time she would say things like don’t
take a shower together or the tub will fall through, talking about
how she has DD boobs when there really only Bs, and basically just
trying to be better than me.

And she stole $400 from us.
It’s bad enough to steal from me but to steal from her own son?

But what really took the
cake is she came over my mother’s house a couple months ago. My mom
had just gotten out of the hospital where she almost died and she
told my mom that she saw me in town with another guy (this is a lie)
and called me a whore.

This really put stress on my
mom. Well, her husband died 2 months ago and I know for a fact that
she was cheating on him the whole time. She was talking about moving
her lover in a month after her husband died!

If I knew "John’s" last name
or John’s wife’s last name I’d contact his wife and tell her. My
husband even said she needs payback. plz help me. Thanx!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi,
You sure have a brute as a mother-in-law. She needs a wakeup call,
that not everything is possible for her to manipulate. If she’s
fooling around we can use that against her easily enough.

What I suggest is you have someone call her saying they are from the
local public health agency. (
"The Agency’s mission is to protect the public through STD awareness
and prevention. As a matter of course they are also responsible for
contacting members of the public that have been identified as being
possibly in contact with someone that has been identified as having
a Sexually Transmitted Disease."

Set up an appointment, a few weeks in advance, and let her worry
about it. Be sure to have the address and phone number so you can
give it to her during the call. She’ll be too worried to call the
place anyways.

Hey, if this guy John is fooling around on his wife with your
mother-in-law no one knows where else he might be getting his
entertainment. If you do get the chance to find out info on him,
another carefully placed call should cause all the chaos your evil
mother-in-law can handle!
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
My friend’s ex is crazy.

In the past he has
physically abused her, broken into her house, stolen her phone, her
laptop, calls her job and tries to get her arrested, calls numbers
on her phone and threatens her friends, takes their kids with him in
the middle of the night when he’s mad at her, even though they have
school in the morning, calls the cops and lies about drugs in her
house, calls CPS to try to get her kids taken away, breaks glass in
her driveway so she backs over it, doesn’t have a job at all, and
has nothing better to do than make her life a living hell.

He currently has her laptop
and cellphone. I saw her myspace and he hacked into that and jacked
it all up. He’s got their kids and tells them lies about her so they
will hate her. He says he will only give her stuff back when she
agrees to marriage counselling.

They’re still married, but
she doesn’t have time or resources to get a divorce, her kids
custody, and a restraining order which she is finding out is very
difficult to obtain.

I was hoping for a way to
get him arrested for sure so she can have time to build a case
against him and also stop him from continuing this behavior since he
would be in jail. We need some really great ideas!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi,
To get this guy arrested all you need is the evidence.

That’s right. Start putting everything on paper. Calls,
break-and-enters, visits with the kids, everything, date and time,
names of witnesses.

She should also carry around
a digital camera (even a cell-phone camera!) and get pictures of
everything a sit happens. And a voice recorder to record any
confrontations and phone calls.

The revenge you seek is only in the evidence you can collect. It’s
not good to stir the pot with this wacko. Do it legally for now.

Start now!

But do your best to keep the
kids out of involvement with this… they don’t need to be harmed by
what may happen!
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
I’ve been with my husband for twelve years we recently started
having problems, he cheated on me and we went through a long two to
three month on and off again ordeal.

The girl he was cheating
with is only 19 years old and has two kids from two different guys,
she has a history of being “easy”.

Even though she knows he
comes back to me she continues to pursue him and take him back, she
even tries to convince him to leave me and the kids.

Now that I see that he is
trying hard to make a change and move on, she is posting things on
Myspace saying that they are back together and working things out.

I almost got into it with
him over the posting but then I stopped and realized that he
couldn’t have talked to her yesterday because he was with my sister,
nephew and brother in law all day and they all vouched for him.

So she’s obviously lying to
try and break us up. I was afraid of this, that she would get mad
that she was dumped and that she was/is going to continue to do
whatever she can to get back at us/him and make us as miserable as
she is.

What can I do to get her off
my back?

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi,
You’ve been patient far too long.

Send her a registered letter
to back off, record any and all contact attempts she makes and call
the police for a restraining order.

Double check your husband’s
use of the computer, there are plenty of “snooper/key logger”
software you can install on the sly, do it. (Find some in the
RG Store)

And make your husband go out and buy you a big fat diamond ring and
a two week vacation to re-work your marriage.

He’s put you through enough.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Broke Up My Marriage To Cheat With A Jerk

Hey Revenge Guy,
I'm a 26 year old single mom (recently separated due to this
situation) and I'm about to start dating women after all the
assholes i've sadly dated.

Seriously, men are dogs!!! Or at least the ones I've dated. My
story started about 7 years ago….

I just graduated high school, my mother passed away and I was
starting college. I had a very good guy friend thru school and his
name was Sean. We were always JUST FRIENDS and after a few months of
hanging out we became boyfriend and girlfriend. We moved to San
Diego together. We were together for almost 3 years. When we were in
san Diego I supported him. I was a manager at Nordstrom and he was
doing valet and then he got fired. To make a long story short, we
both moved back to our home town and i decided to end it. I felt
like I was the only ambitious one in the relationship. He acted as
if it was a relief and a burden off
his back.

We have reunited after 6-7 years!!

I was married and S–n decided he wanted to see me. Well, we saw
each other and yes, we slept together!!

We've probably been together 6 or 7 times. I moved out of my
husband's house, with my daughter, because I thought S–n loved me
and I thought he'd grown up a bit.

Turns out he now wants nothing to do with me.

I've broken up my marriage for him and now he wants absolutely
nothing to do
with me. He speaks to me on the phone, but will not see me. WTF!!!!!

I'm soooooo disappointed with myself!!

Was this payback for breaking up with him?? He still lives at
home with his parents for god's sake!! I really feel S–n is the
love of my life, but he's treating me like the shit on the bottom of
his shoe?? I don't understand?? HELP!!!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi

It's hard to get past life's mistakes, but this asshole is one of
STOP calling him, get counselling and try to salvage your marriage
for the sake of your child.

You DON'T need revenge, you need real help.

AND cut off all ties with this jerk SEAN… he wants you for sex,
nothing more… you're too much woman for him and he knows it.

If you MUST call him one more time, tell him you're pregnant and
will be suing for child support… make him sweat for a couple of
months, at least.

Another lesson learned. Sorry you had to learn the hard way that
there are still immature men out there, of all ages. You should have
clued in when he's still living with his parents. He 'might' have
been the love of your life, but that kid died a long time ago to be
replaced with this shallow excuse of a man.

Your revenge?

Get your life back on track and evade this asshole with all your


Revenge Guy,

In January of 2009 I met this guy at the gym. We started what I
would call a relationship. Around the middle of February 2009 he
starts acting weird, won't text me back won't call me back.

So when I see him at the gym I just ignore him. Finally he calls
me up and says I have something to tell you and I said, "you are
married aren't you?"
He says, no of course not. I said what is going on then? He said he
slipped up and got a girl pregnant and he fills like he has to do
the right thing and marry her. I said okay, but I will support you
in whatever you do.

He sticks to his story and things just are not adding up at all.
Keeps feeding me
bullcrap like, "I wish it were you that were pregnant etc."

Anyways, April of 09 I have this feeling that something weird is
going on. I check the marriage records and sure enough there is his
name with another woman. I found her on Facebook and they of course
in her mind are happily married. I really fell for this guy too.

I confront him and tell him to leave me alone or I will tell his
wife, he tells me that she already knows. So I change my number etc.
Well about a month later
he emails me tells me he misses me.

SO I give him my new number and we start talking again. All the
time…in my mind we were in a relationship. I know it was wrong,
but of course he tells me the typical, "I don't love her," "I wish I
was married to someone like you."

Well in August of 09 we sleep together one time and I got
pregnant. During my pregnancy he is not there for me does not do one
thing for me. Says he tells his wife and family, but he does not
tell them. I have proof that he has not.

So January of 2010 I change my number and stop communicating with
him. He doesn't come after me pretty much walks away.

Well I got an attorney etc. My daughter was born April 29th 2010.
He was served papers by the Sheriff last Friday for paternity and
child support. His wife still does not know neither does his family.

Should I tell his wife and family? She needs to know what kind of
man that she is married too. Thank you,
It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
I am sure that the lawsuit will reveal all, your job now is
to put your baby first, ahead of all else.

I'm sure the wife knows, you're not the first affair he's had.

Bad decisions alter your life, don't make any worse ones, you're
tied to this guy for the next 18 years, do everything you can to
make sure he pays his child support and does not have cause to try
to take your baby away.
Best wishes,

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