Custody Fights

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RG understands that, after a breakup or divorce, custody arrangements can turn nasty.

And the poor kids get beat on emotionally because of the one-sided bitterness. Although the real resolutions are in family court, there are ways that RG can help to make your life a little easier.

Revenge Guy,

Here’s the story:
My boyfriend of 2 1/2 years has a crazy ex, let’s call her Cindy. She is also the mother of his 10 year old child, Matt.

Cindy has refused to let us have Matt on numerous occasions, by telling the police that my boyfriend sells drugs, hits her, so on and so forth.

At one point last fall, after not seeing Matt for over 6 months, Cindy finally shows up at the designated meeting spot (they have to meet in public to exchange the child because my boyfriend is so unpredictable and violent, according to her) only to have two police cars follow in behind her. They arrest my boyfriend for driving on a suspended license because of an unpaid ticket. This is all in front of Matt who is crying and sobbing. My boyfriend had to perform 20 hours of community service and pay $150 fine. The community service hours had to be performed at a certain time, which happened to be on our anniversary.

Now, today, Cindy is again threatening to send the police to our house because my boyfriend is ‘threatening’ her by not driving 2 hours one way to drop Matt back off, because she doesn’t ‘feel’ like driving anywhere.

She bad mouths my boyfriend in front of Matt, told Matt that I was nothing but a white trash whore (yes used those words). She makes our lives hell, even though she is remarried and had another child (oh yeah, I forgot, my boyfriend also made her have a miscarriage because he yelled at her over the phone, he ‘killed’ matt’s baby brother or sister, more lies as told by Cindy).

I need to find a way to punish this woman for all the pain she has caused my boyfriend and the damage she had done to her son. Her husband is a CIA agent, so I have to be careful. But please if you have any ideas I would extremely grateful.
Beaten On

Revenge JokerHi
Beaton On,

It’s time to detail all the events, journal everything with dates, times and events; have your boyfriend fly straight; and call a lawyer. Revenge here isn’t the answer, retribution through the legal system is.

It’s time also to get the custody agreement reworked, I think. This is where you need the lawyer and the journal of events. Personally, I’d be spending a ton of money on recording equipment to get all these lies on tape and present them to the judge at the next court appearance.

Because of the ongoing harassment maybe it’s time to curtail the visits with Matt because having the child in the midst of this isn’t fair to him.
Let Matt know that there will be no more visits because of his mother’s behavior. Matt is old enough to understand why his parents are in different families, why he can only see his dad occasionally and why there is a judge that your boyfriend and Matt’s mother needs to see sometimes.

Maybe the point will be made.

Cindy does sound beyond crazy to the point of abusiveness and violence.
Her husband being a CIA agent is likely a lie. Agents don’t talk about their employment.

Maybe start sending her husband some flowers from "A Special Valentine" to her home. And I’d post up some room for rent signs for her home just to keep her busy as well.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 Hello RG,
My boyfriend is in the midst of getting a divorce. He and his soon-to-be ex-wife have a 4 month old baby girl that he would give the whole world for.

She has turned nasty ugly from the first day they established divorce papers and doesn't seem to be slowing down. The only "custody" he has right now is temporary and its only 6 hours a week. He drives a total of an hour to see his baby and the entire time he is there, Cruella Devile gives him a hard time therefore, he doesn't enjoy his time like he would like too.

She is threatening insurance fraud and jail time, and gave him two weeks to come up with $1000 dollars for medical charges that we never received confirmation of.

She is also demanding he pay for ALL of her attorney fees and anything else she can think of.

She is a nurse and makes plenty of money to keep her happy. We on the other hand, are barely scrapping by after child support is paid. She KNOWS we don't have the money to pay her, and she said her goal was for him to live on the streets.

Today, he had to give up his rights to his daughter in hopes that Cruella would stop pushing. The final hearing was set for the 29th of this month and we were thrilled! Now, in attempts to hurt him more, she has pushed it back another two months, which puts off his custody rights. His entire family is mortified and devastated. Please help me in getting legal revenge
The helpless girlfriend

Revenge JokerHi
Helpless GF,

After I fired off my snarky remark to you it came to me: just how naive you really are.

Your boyfriend's wife just had a baby and you're wondering why she's so mean and resentful? 13 months ago, maybe 14, he was sleeping with her in a possibly happy marriage.

Just when did your affair start?

And how long do you think it'll last?

You've tied yourself to this train for at least the next 18 years, or maybe the rest of your life.

You're not just dating this guy, you're dating his baby and his wife (soon-to-be-ex-wife?) and her whole family.

She JUST had his baby and now the father is shacking up with you? His family must be very supporting for him to dump his wife and find a replacement so soon after.

I'm not going to ask what caused the break-up, I really don't care.

But the simple fact that you want revenge on the wife shows me that you have NO IDEA what you've got yourself into.

Think about this: he has a daughter, he has obligations for the next 18 years to make sure, financially and emotionally, that the daughter is well cared for.

Now, what that really means is that the wife will know everything about your relationship with him.

She will know how much money you have, she will know when you go on vacations and where, she will have a lawyer checking every time this guy shits just in case a dollar slips out that she needs to get her hands on.

Are you really, truly, ready for this type of life?

Revenge is the last thing you should be thinking of. You (maybe) will soon have a step-daughter. YOUR obligations will grow beyond this ass you're with. The wife will have power over everything, despite whatever custody is decided by the courts.

And still, he needs a better lawyer.
The Revenge Guy

Condo Living Troubles

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I’m all just about ready to start shoving nasty smelly cheese under this woman’s door.. Please help me think of a better strategy.

My Husband and I own a condo in the city – we are the oldest condo owners in this 24 unit building. A new owner has come in (about 2 years ago) and decided to be on the Condo Board. There were 5 once on the board. 2 have moved. Now down to 3. One does not even live in the building anymore and he is silent.. Which is bullshit. Moving on…
The first woman is now president of the Condo Board Association – Architect. Doesn’t know squat about construction OR how to save money.
Second woman moved in a year and a half ago – Attorney.
The two woman now run this board. She has been making every decision and does not invite us to the meetings.

We have certain rights to some decisions as owners…
For example – the hallways are getting painted today with OUR MONEY. Who was the one who got to choose the color?

Back to this miserable woman… From day one she has been making everyone’s live a miserable hell. We have had a leak in our closet & bathroom for the past 4 years. This is the third time we are redoing our ceiling. We have been trying to get this fixed for quite some time. Since before she was even a thought.

The roof was started on, & the guys fucked it up. They left with half the money and the roof is still messed up.
No apologies.. & there went our money.

I’m a realtor my husband is a contractor. We are in this business. He especially has been in it and is amazing at what he does. He knows the ins and outs like it’s nobody’s business. This woman just has a stick up her ass.

Now, the roof is finally going to get redone. GREAT- We have a guy that put a bid on it.

We learned that she wanted her roof deck to be completely redone and her sliding doors to be replaced.

This is bullshit.

My building has 4 floors. I’m on the third opposite end of her unit. The 4th floor has a small empty spot by the stairwell where she has taken over for her own personal things.

How can I start doing things to her with out her knowing it was deliberately done by one person.

When she first moved here my husband showed her EVERYTHING and answered any question she’s had. Showed her where certain switches are. The whole shebang. Now that she is president she dis-includes him in everything and wants it all done her way. She knows my husband is right… about everything. Her pride exceeds her.

PLEASE. Tell me any ideas you might have at getting back at her.

Thanks & Regards,
Unhappy Condo Owner

Hi Unhappy,
You need to carefully read the condo association rules and condo board covenant. If needed, have a lawyer familiar with condo associations review these documents with you.

A condo board requires a certain number of members, each with a vote. Indeed, every owner has membership. You can always have them sign voter proxies so that you can change the board, maybe even kick her out.

Depending on how the rules have been laid out, this bitch being president may have personal liabilities in the decisions she makes, it’s something to look into.

Know these rules, inside and out. Go after her with fines and penalties for the hallway storage issue.

Play by the rules and maybe she will sell.

The Revenge GuyGood luck!

I Think I’m Being Followed

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I seek your advice because I seem to be in the middle of something I can’t believe. I constantly hear people murmur that I’m being raped and every place in the world I seem to go, a homosexual seems to try and find me.

The Revenge GuyHi,
On the off-chance that this is a real request I think you need to seek one of two things (or maybe both):

  • Call the police the next time you think you are being followed and hear these voices. Take a lot of pictures of the people around you every time this happens, you may be able to spot the same face after a few attempts.
  • Seek help from a mental health professional. You can find a local practitioner by searching for “mental health professionals” online.

Good luck!
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Break-up Advice to Dump Boyfriends And Girlfriends

The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with a boyfriend or girlfriend that you're soon going to dump?

Here are some past suggestions from people that have emailed me.

If you need help breaking up with someone, take a look at The Revenge Guy's Break-up Lines.

Dear Revenge Guy
I would like to get back at my boyfriend. We had a fight recently and he told me that he was not attracted to me anymore.

Well I don’t mean to sound conceited but I’m not that hard to look at. I get attention from guys when I’m out by myself and frankly I treat others very well, with kindness and respect which I think is way more important than looks. I don’t have a weight problem and I’m in great shape so I was hurt when my boyfriend said that.

I asked him why he wasn’t attracted to me anymore. He said it was because I stopped cleaning his house! That’s right! I stopped cleaning HIS house! I guess I could add that we live together. I clean up after myself and sometimes will throw his clothes in with my laundry but other than that, I choose not to mess with his stuff.

I never know if I will clean up and lose something he likes or has sentimental value. So I don’t mess with anything in the house that doesn’t belong to me or us both. He is a total slob. He comes in and throws his clothes everywhere. He eats in the living room and drops crumbs and tells me to vacuum. ETC. I am his girlfriend, not his maid.

So before I leave him which I plan to do by the end of next week, I’d like to pull a funny prank on him to prove what an A** he is. I’d like to have a good laugh before I go. Can you help me out?

Revenge JokerHi Amanda,
It’s not my job to defend the males of the world, men are jerks.
This guy, hopefully, is not the type you’ll stick with and I’m happy
to hear you’ll soon be moving on.

That being said I’d staple name tags into his underwear so that he
knows they are his. And hide some food under his mattress… let him have a nice smelly sleep for a couple of weeks, if he even notices!

I’d also take pictures of his sloppiness to share with friends, those always make great party favors.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear RG,

I have this psycho ex-boyfriend that would not leave me alone. I dated him back when I was a senior in high school for about three and half years we broke up for two and half years already.

I have a restraining order against him for three years and it’s almost over (I plan to go extend it sometime this month). He followed me around threatened to hurt any guys that he suspected to be my new boyfriend and still continues to stalk me to this day. I have a new boyfriend now for almost two years.

My ex always somehow manage to get a hold of my number and last time he got a hold of my boyfriend’s number. I tried talking to my ex so he would not be too upset and hurt others but I getting really sick of his psycho acts. He calls my boyfriend and tries to make my boyfriend leave me. My boyfriend and I are still together but this is hurting my relationship so much that I don’t know what to do.

I want a revenge on my ex and let him know that he cannot go around messing up people’s lives like this. I want a revenge that will make him remember not to mess with me ever again and will leave me alone once and for all to date whomever I want.

Please help me out.
Girl in Pain

Revenge JokerHi Girl In Pain,
Unfortunately I cannot recommend any revenge tactics here, it might just make this guy even more psycho and violent.

Document everything. Keep the restraining order in place, and remain friendly with the local police.

Keep it legal and don’t give this guy any reason at all to look for you.

Of course, you could always try to get him a job out of state. Send him some fake employment offer letters and get him to travel out of town for the interviews at various hotels. It’ll give you a couple of days relief anyways.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

First i like to say thank you for helping us people out here with no clue on how to get proper revenge.

I am in military and i got deployed to Iraq for 6 months, when I left my gf was sooo in love with me. She would do anything for me, she took me to see her folks and made me feel as if I am part of her family.

Well we were soo in love as I thought. She told me things like "I can never be with anyone but you, and things will never change in between us" well it was dumb on my part to fall for those lies. When I got to Iraq about 1 month later she just wasn’t the same, she started to say things like "we don’t even know each other that well and we should just wait till to come back to start something if possible…"

Well then I ever called her in Iraq and kept it short and sweet in e-mails (I replied never composed a new e-mail). Well when I got back she is all changed in to a new girl and she wants me back in her life. I asked her few things like what happened she told he she messed around and learned her lesson. I can see it in her eyes that she really didn’t learn her lesson on cheating (she done it in past too on her ex). She wants to start the relationship slow as friends in front of others and when we are behind closed door we can do stuff.

She also just doesn’t care that much about me but says she does, its like she is lying to me and she thinks I am falling for her again. As of now we stand as if we are friends but we do stuff only behind the door and she calls me whenever she wants.

What should I do? I want revenge for leaving me in Iraq (it was emotionally hard but I made it). I want her to feel the same or make her feel as if she lost the best thing she ever had. I want her to miss me when I am gone and realize that she messed up for ever letting me go to begin with.
Thanks for you help

Revenge JokerHi TFK,

This shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, as long as you have some help.

This is what I suggest:
Set up a new email account. Use a guys name that you’ll use again in your revenge.

Start emailing your girlfriend from this account.

Now, send her your first email, being this unknown guy. Your contact story is this: You’ve seen her around and asked a friend of hers for her email address (the friend that is going to help you out and will say he passed along her email address if she asks him). She doesn’t know you (but you’ll include some guy’s picture in an email) you’re good looking and want to get together with her.

Email her for a while. Ask personal questions. Talk about meeting some time.
Play her along for a couple of weeks being this guy that’s emailing her, all the while you’re still seeing her. You’ll easily find out how much of a player she is and what she thinks of you. If your letter is any indication, she’ll cheat on you with this guy you’ve created.

AS a finale, set up a date at a restaurant between her and this guy. He won’t show of course, but you certainly can show up and cause her some heat or embarrassment, or both.

t’s your play.
Dump her hard.

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy

I absolutely love your site. I hope you can help me.

My boyfriend’s mother is an evil person. She works daily to destroy my relationship with her son. She tells half truths to him about me and tries to ruin any chance of happiness for the two of us.

He is 50 years old, never married and I can see why. He struggles with serious deep seeded abuse from this woman, but can’t see her for what she is. An evil, selfish, sad person.

It seems time that the truth about her needs to be revealed to the world.

Now, in regards to him… he needs to learn a lesson in a big way too. He has a tendency to have the same characteristics as this woman at times. He tells me half truths. He is addicted to internet porn and he is obsessed with this woman on YouTube. In fact, he wrote her a song and sent it to her and in the lyrics he said, "I hope my lady doesn’t find out". (He doesn’t know that I found out!)

What can you do to make a guy like this who has wonderful qualities and potential, realize what he has. Can you help me?
Seeking love and peace,

Revenge JokerHi Jenn,
No real revenge advice needed here.
You need to move on, break up with him!!

Really, what are you hanging on to?
A 50 year old guy that lives with his 60/70 something old mother and
hangs onto her apron strings?
A guy that lies to you?
A guy that is addicted to internet porn?
A guy that sends songs to YouTube members?


Find a real man.

What could this guy possibly have that attracts you to him, other than maybe a fat bank account.

There is NO potential here, you see him as he is and after all, he’s 50!
Too old to learn new tricks.

Your revenge is getting your life back from a mean old lady and a wimpy old man!!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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