The Need For Customer Service Revenge

The Revenge Guy
Service Revenge And
The Revenge Guy: Shut
Your Mouth or Else!

Millions upon millions of people work in the customer service
industry, in one form or another. These diligent and friendly workers
are not there for customers to abuse.

Well, this stops now. This is how people in the customer service
industry have written for help to get revenge against these idiotic,
no-good, customers. Read on.

Working in the customer service industry opens you up to
abuse from all kinds of fuck-ups. Here's advice for one customer service
worker, read on:

Revenge Guy,

So I work for a company and am in customer service.

One of our customers called in, real jerk. He lives in
Wytheville, VA.

He was complaining about service and started yelling and cursing
at me. That's fine, I can handle that- but then he started
belittling me, treating me like I was nothing and saying how stupid
I was. I am very good at my job and I don't know why he was saying
this, just cause he was pissed off, but I have a lot of his info.
Just no where to go with it. Any advice?
Kathy  :)

Revenge JokerHi

I would feel none-the-worse if you shouted to the mountaintops how
badly this idiot treated you.

If only you could create a publication, using " " and tell the world of your experience, in
the first person, with his name exposed and yours hidden.

Hmmm… maybe start at
(that's what I use) and buy a
website, get it online, and use the private registration option to
keep your ownership hidden from view.

Of course, don't do anything that might harm your employment
status… but it's fun to think what you could write anyways…

Maybe write it all out and email it to me to post online?
Good Luck,

Thank you for your kind words. How do you created a domain
for free? Thanks for everything! :)

Hi Again,
Unfortunately you have to pay for the domain name and
hosting as well. There are cheap places to do it but overall you'd
be out of pocket about $40.00 a year.
A small price to pay for revenge.
Start with
and register the name and get it

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Revenge Guy Helps You Get Revenge

Need a little help getting even with someone that has done you wrong?

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.

Hi Revenge guy! I need help and I can’t seem to find
one of your previous answers that fits my problem, so here goes…

My neighbor stole my house. That’s the short of it. The long version is
my neighbor that seemed nice enough for two years came by one night to
ask if I would be interested in selling him my house. He knew we were in
the middle of building a new one and would be moving eventually but my
house wasn’t on the market and I was actually considering renting it
out. After a couple days of negotiations, we agreed on a sum that was
about 10 grand less than I really wanted, but he was agreeing to let us
live there until our home was finished, which I made perfectly clear was
the only way I would sell it at all since I wasn’t going to move twice!
Well, he wanted to ‘rush’ the sell so he could have the paperwork done
before leaving the country for a month.
Our house was at least three months from being completed. He knew that.
No problem he said. Several times. Well, we went through with the sale
and nearly two months passed. It was a week before he was going to close
when he said he wanted a rental agreement and rent that was equal to HIS
mortgage (not my old one that was significantly lower). Hello! I was
supposed to be able to stay there for free, that’s why we went down 10
grand. Well, we got a rental agreement written up and gave it to him to
sign. In it, I agreed to pay my mortgage (since if I didn’t sell it to
him, i’d be paying it anyway) but no deposit because I’d never see it
again and my house was immaculate and there was no reason for it, and
clearly I didn’t trust him at this point. Well, he didn’t sign it. He
waited until the NIGHT before the close of escrow (he avoided me for two
days and wouldn’t answer the door or the phone) to tell me he wouldn’t
agree to that rental agreement. I said, fine, I’m not selling then!
Well, it was too late! The escrow funded from the midwest before offices
opened on the west coast. THe house was legally his. And we were in it.
With my two young kids and no rental agreement. He called the cops to
have us evicted. My kids cried. Alot. The cops heard my story and made
him take my monthly rent since we only needed to stay in the place for 3
more weeks. So. That’s the longwinded version. He stole my house. I
would’ve never sold it to him if he was going to trick me! DUH. So, he’s
there and it’s been 3 months. I can wait, but I want to get him good.
But not if it will get me thrown in jail or needing an attorney. I
could’ve sued him, but that would’ve cost more than the difference I
would’ve made in keeping the house. Forget the house. He made my kids
cry… give me something good, please!
Thank you so much.

Revenge JokerHi,
This guy really screwed you over, didn’t he.
I hate people that want to do you a favor, business or personal, then
have their hand out wanting all kinds of things in return.
This is what I’d do:
Write out a page-sized ad for "Home for rent" – put a cheap price on it,
put the address on it and put a date/time for an "open house" for people
to come and see the house they might be able to rent. Make sure the
"open house" is in the evening when he’ll be home. Put the signs
everywhere, supermarkets, laundrymats, corner stores, schools,
libraries. Everywhere. A nice cheap rent should attract a real ‘low
class’ of people, if you get my meaning. Schedule several open houses
over several weeks. He’ll have people coming to see the place all the
time. That’ll get him.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I am writing you in hopes that you may be able
to help me serve justice – legally – on someone who has hurt me me
emotionally and financially.

About one month ago, I was driving home
from work, approaching an intersection. I had no stop sign and was going
straight at a normal speed exactly as I was supposed to, when a car came
out from the street opposite the one I was traveling on and hit me very
hard on my left front driver’s side corner.

He had not only run a stop sign but was
attempting to go straight through an intersection which for him, was
designated a right-turn only. He caused my car to be un-drive-able,
though his car was drive-able.

When we exchanged information he seemed
like a nice guy, so I didn’t call the cops. Turns out though, when
things are said and done, that he gave me a fake, misspelled name, a
fake address, and for some reason, the correct phone number.

I did not find out about the fake address
until recently, as I was able to call him on the phone number. He said
his insurance would pay, but that’s the last I heard from him. Turns
out, he had no insurance at all and mine won’t cover it. It’s over
$5,000.00 in damage now, with the rental car.

At one point someone called me claiming to
be his mom, but when I tracked down his actual mom using the internet,
she said she had no idea what I was talking about.

I have tried to call over and over again
to no avail. I am looking him up to get his real address, and now have
his real name, his number, and his mom’s number and address. I will
probably have to file a lawsuit but it looks like right now I have to
eat the cost of damages. How can I get this lying sack of you-know-what
back for all of this?
Many thanks,
At a Loss

Revenge Joker

Hi At a Loss,
You obviously have two choices, get legal revenge by
suing him or go after him for the costs of the accident another way.

Choice number 1 is to use the info you
have and make his life as difficult as possible, which isn’t too hard.
Classified ads with his name and phone number will keep him busy as long
as the info you have is accurate. Because if the dollar vale though I’d
really want money for the payback.

Choice number 2 is to sue him for as much
as he’s worth, all 2 dollars of it.

I’d think that with a lawsuit hanging over
his head he might just skip town!!
Revenge on this lying sack of crap is exactly that, do what you were
supposed to do right from the start, so start over:
In a car accident? Call the police.
Get a police report, get the drivers real info.
Call your insurance company.

When you’re in a car accident the other guy always says “Let’s just deal
with this ourselves, and not call the police” because he has no
insurance. He just wants to leave the scene as fast as possible. He will
lie to you, he may even give you money on the spot and a “down payment”
towards the cast of fixing your car. Don’t fall for it.

Personally, I always have a camera (in my phone) ready to photograph or
video anything I see. It’s with me 24/7.

Keep not doing what you’re doing, which is wondering what the next step
is… call the police, get a police report. Call again your insurance
company and fax them a copy of the police report.
Get a lawyer, if needed, and start the lawsuit.

Do this NOW!!!!

Revenge will have to wait until the dust settles.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Hello revenge guy,
I found your website interesting, well, I am an indian girl living in
Tanzania, I want to take revenge on my chinese boy friend. Well, the
story is like this, I used to study with him computers we studied
together for three months and we became friends I didn’t much about him
then I got a job he used to come to my office one day I discovered that
he was lier when I discovered that I planned to call him to my office. I
didn’t know that he paid money to get me one of my friend helped him to
get me and he gave her money, they both planned to ruin my life this man
is very dangerous i discovered that he wanted to call me to some place
and he wanted to rape me. he told my friend that she should call me to
some place then he will also come there and he will rape me.

last week I went to his office to see him he took my video shooting I
didn’t even know about that but when I went home I realised that. he
doesn’t know that I know that he has my video shooting. Now if I want my
things back what am i supposed to do. he hasn’t done anything serious to
me but his plan was very bad he wanted to rape me. I didn’t have sex
with him. but he wanted that always I used to say no….that’s why he
planned to rape me. He is very dangerous and he also has my video
shooting in which he was kissing me and touching me. i want that back
from him but I don’t know how to get that back. can you give me any
idea. he is crazy about and he wants me badly that’s why he used my
friend to get me. I am furious he was very kind but now he is totally
changed he abused me last time when i went to his office very badly i
couldn’t do anything. I just want to get an idea from you, how will get
my video shooting from him. I really want it back I hope to get a help
from you.

Revenge JokerHi R,
If I understand correctly, what you want from me is a way that you can
steal a video from your "boyfriend" that he somewhat secretly made at
the same time he was kissing and fondling you. And he wants to rape you.
And you are afraid of him. And you know that a supposed "friend" of
yours help him to not only meet you, but to help him plan his attempt at
raping you?
Do I have this correct?
If ever there was a time for police intervention, this is it.
Get yourself a pocket tape recorder, hide it on your body and make sure
it records OK.
Then talk to this guy and tell him exactly what you told me. Tell him to
his face. Don’t get angry or upset as you talk with him. Cool and
rational is what you want. Get him to admit what he’s done, what he’s
planned, who has helped…. and his part in the Kennedy Assassination
too. (Just kidding on that last part!)
Then go to the police. Then see a lawyer.
Now stop reading and get prepared, you have a lot of work ahead of you.
In the meantime, tell that "friend" to get lost.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I was in a hurry the other day to get home but stopped quickly to
check out a garage sale, I bought a pretty good kettle almost new
for only a few dollars.

Then a box with a
pretty new (about 4 years old) microwave oven caught my eye, on the
box it showed all of the features, sensor cook, auto defrost,
backlit LCD display, etc. It was similar to the one we have but a
bit newer and had the sensor cook function, when I turned the box
around it said "Microwave oven $25" so I thought I’ll surprise my
wife with a bigger and better microwave, whilst it isn’t a new one
it looks pretty good according to the features on the box and WTF it
is only $25.

Now when it comes
to business I am usually a hard guy to trick, but I was in a hurry
and my main concern was that it worked and had the instruction
manual and the glass dish. In order to check this obviously I needed
to pull the oven out of it’s box and get the door open where the
manual and glass dish was.

The seller seemed a
bit nervous when I wanted to take it out of it’s box which still had
the polystyrene and white packaging foam over it, it was a tight fit
and quite heavy and I have a back injury which made this very hard
for me, so he pulled the oven up just enough to get the door open
but not completely out of the box.

As he did this me
quickly mumbled something about it being a Sanyo brand and 8 years
old which didn’t really mean much to me as I was mostly concerned
about the manual and really had no time to pull it out and plug it
in and test it (BUYER BEWARE silly me).

I paid him the $25
and drove home but when I got home and set it up (mostly concerned
about not hurting my back lifting it from the car to the house) I
was shocked when I plugged it in to see that it was not a backlit
LCD display, rather it was an older style simple blue digital
display (the crappy ones which don’t even display letters properly.

You guessed it yes
it was a SANYO brand but 12 years old 1995 model and in spite of
looking similar to the one on the box (the box had a rough dot
matrix image of it not a photo) it was not the one displayed on the
box which was a much newer SHARP carousel brand, yes I’d been caught
by his deliberate attempt to steal $25 from me by deception.

What he had done is
used the box from his newer microwave and put this crappy old one in
hoping someone like me who was in too much of a hurry to pull it out
and look properly and test it came along and yes I am usually a hard
bastard to kill (I’m Australian) but this mother ****er had been

I snapped several
digital photos of the oven and the box, especially the box with $25
written on the top flap, this asshole had even jammed all of the
packaging from his new one to make it look even more like it was the
box it came in rather than the box from his newer microwave oven,
dirty F***ing trick, so you think that what’s on the box is what’s
in the box, even the front layout looked very similar between the
Sanyo old oven and the picture of the newer oven on the box and the
"Sanyo" logo was at the very bottom.

I drove back to his
house with his words "it’s a Sanyo about 8 years old" going through
my head but he did not say that the oven inside is not the same as
the one on the box. I told him that the microwave oven was useless
to us and about 4 years older than the one we had, he yelled "I told
you that it was a Sanyo and 8 years old and we lifted it out of the
box and you should have seen that it was not the oven shown on the
box, I then asked why did you hide it inside a box instead of
putting it out in the open so people can see it? He said to make it
easier to transport….. PIGS ARSE…… it was to make it easier
for him to sell a piece of shit he probably could not give away.

It became obvious
that arguing or fighting (I am smallish but a hotheaded fast boxer
and martial artist) with him was not going to get me anywhere and
the tosser did tell me that it was a Sanyo 8 years old instead of
doing what he should have done and explained that it did not have
the features shown on the box, he set a good trap and it worked, I
really did not have a leg to stand on. (He wouldn’t have been able
to stand at all if I wasn’t such a refined and well mannered law
abiding "feral".)

Out of desperation
and embarrassment at being so easily caught by this dickhead and
running even later for the engagements I had later that day I asked
him to exchange the useless oven for something else, once you have
parted with your money it is hard to recover it and who’s going to
engage in a legal battle to recover $25? This is more a matter of
principal, it’s only $25 but how many other people has this arsehole
ripped off in his life????

All he had left to
sell for a similar price was an old Barbeque which being tired and
really pissed off I agreed, he said he wanted $40 for the BBQ but I
can have it for the same price as the Microwave (the prick didn’t
even accept my $20 offer for his dud $25 microwave).

I even had to ask
the creep to help me get the BBQ into the car because of my back
problem, the BBQ was filthy he had not even cleaned it prior to
trying to sell it and it dripped crap in my car and a piece
dislodged and left a deep scratch in the car’s plastic, it’s my work
wagon but it still added to the already very bad day I was having at
the hands of this small time crook.

I now have a greasy
shitty BBQ which I really did not want but had no choice but I did
get some great photographs of his small time scam effort (the only
thing I did right) and am considering posting a warning message with
photos on the public notice board at our local shopping centre (he’s
a local too) to prevent him from selling that damn microwave the
same way he did with me, I am tempted to list his address but I an
unsure of the legal issues and would rather keep my fighting in the
ring and lead a peaceful life, there is a high likelihood that he
will see my warning notice on the public notice board.

This Prick has
completely ruined what was otherwise a good weekend, I hardly slept
because I was so angry.

$25 is really
nothing to me, it’s not about the money, $25 is a lot of money to a
struggling single mother living on welfare who may have been his
customer instead of me.

enough to return the owner’s manual which I nearly forgot to give
back to him when I drove off with his BBQ…… Gees I’m an idiot,
my high moral standing isn’t always a good point. It’s really all my
fault but is there anything I can do about this petty thief. Signed
$25 idiot.

Revenge JokerHi
$25 idiot,
First off, people are always ready to rip others off.
That’s just the nature of the world these days.
And getting back at these ripoff artists is usually very difficult.
Not in this case though.

This is what I’d do:
1. Write a letter to the editor of your local paper describing what
happened to you, in detail including the street of where the
transaction took place, just don’t use any names.
Complain about the low morals of your fellow human being these days.
Talk about how you were deceived.
2. Post your photos on your local notice board. Write an article to
go with the photos about local garage sales, what “Buyer beware”
means and why you shouldn’t “Judge a book by its cover”. You don’t
need to use the guy’s name since you own the oven, they’re your own
pictures and as long as you don’t say his name you are able to say
whatever you want.

I don’t foresee any troubles with this as long as you keep his name
out of it. And if he does complain about this then tell him he owes
you $100.00 for all the trouble and ill-feelings he started up.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Cheating Ex-Lovers

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Goes After Cheaters, Too


The person that you love goes and loves someone else, breaking your
heart. Then you get angry. NOW you want revenge… read on…

The Cheater, The Cheated and the Kid

Hi Revenge Guy,
I am having a problem with my husbands ex.

She has told me
that she has been in love with my husband for 14 years and will do
anything to get him back. They had a 3 month relationship during
2007 and because of her (she was caught flushing her birth control pills and
poking holes in condoms by my hubby's sister) they have a son

We tried to be peaceful with her for the child's sake but
things have gotten extreme!!

We actually had their son living with
us for 5 months because she has no job, no car, and was being
evicted from her apartment. So their son came to live with us and we
have never asked her for anything for him.

After a month of him
living with us she got the child support cancelled but she went
behind our backs and opened a TANF case with social services so
during the time that we had the little boy she was collecting money
from the government and we now have to pay it back. She was also
collecting food stamps, wic, and housing even though we had her son
living with us.

So basically she got all these benefits and money
for a child that didn't live with her and we spent all of our money
on these things for him and now have to pay back what she got for
him while he was living with us! Make sense?

We found out all of
this after I lost my job and needed to apply for food stamps. During
this time she was always holding their son over my husband's head. If
he went 30 minutes without texting this psycho she was texting him
telling him that she was calling the cops and coming to get their

As soon as she said this my husband would smooth it all out
with her so she didn't take their son. After 4 months of all this my
husband decided that he wasn't going to deal with having to kiss her
ass anymore so he went and filed a parenting plan with the court.

Everything was going fine until 3 days before court. She filed a
protection order with a bunch of fake crap on it and got their son
removed from our stable home back into her's.

She has been evicted 3
times from 3 different places in 6 months and is now about to get
evicted again. We let everything go until she cooled off but things
have gotten much worse since then.

She re-opened the child support
case, she tried to get my husband thrown in jail for a false child
abuse charge that she lied about (the social worker saw right
through her so it never made it any where), she has been harassing
us by emails, myspace, facebook, etc., she has been seen driving by
our house to stalk us (she lives 60 miles from our house so it is
obviously out of her way just to drive by our house), she threatened
me, and has posted a bunch of crap about us on myspace and facebook.

We got a restraining order on her and we make it permanent this

Things have been pretty quiet but she still posts crap on the
internet about us and that isn't violating the restraining order
because she makes up fake profiles to do it.

We know it's her but we
cant prove it to get her arrested. What can we do? We would love to
make her life as miserable as she has made ours! Any help would be

Is there a way to make a fake profile and get her thrown in jail for
violating the restraining order? Or could that come back on me?

Please help!!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi Jade,

I would wait until things settle before trying to destroy her life
any more than she already is doing herself.

Your husband and you are both paying a hefty price for his
infidelity. He owes you BIG.

As far as psycho-mom I would, once things have settled in a couple
of months, get her address and rate some "roommate anted" signs and
post them around her neighborhood. Then I'd take a picture of them
and send it to the welfare office or where ever she's getting her
money for housing from.
Let them deal with her ripping the system off by having a roommate
and not declaring the income.
She will fry.

And do your best to create a stable home for the kid… life will be
hard enough for him knowing his mom is crazy.

And your husband owes you either a big diamond or a long Spanish
holiday. If he needs to pick up cans from the side of the road to
save the money, so be it.


Revenge Guy,

My girlfriend stabbed me in the back and went
out with my best friend.

I wanna get back at the best friend, though. I’m 17
and he’s 18. Obviously he doesn’t respect the guy code so he should pay.

They went behind my back for 6 months so I was
thinking something kind of big.

He doesn’t have a car, he works for his dad, and he
graduates in a couple of months.

I wanted to do something dramatic, something that
will tear him up inside. Any good ideas? Also, something private that
will only affect him and he won’t know I did it.

Revenge Joker - Trademark Pending

Hi Hurting,

You didn’t give me too much to work with did you? But why just him? I
mean, she cheated on you too, right?

Anyways… for something dramatic, do this:
Create a hotmail or yahoo email. Use something close to the hottest
chick’s name in school.

Use that to talk with him, but tell him that this
“friendship” can’t be made public until after school ends… talk with him
as if you were a hot girl in love.

Lead him on to believe there’s really something
between this girl and him, but it can’t be revealed in school. Email him
love notes, go all out but keep it online.

When he finds out is was not true, and he’s been made a fool, your
revenge will be complete.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

This may not be anything you’ve ever heard before but here it
I am married – I had a friend (female) who I grew very close with.
Her husband and I also grew very close – we had so many things in
common – more than I have with my husband and more than he had with
his wife.

As our friendship became
stronger, so did our feelings about each other – and we had an
affair. I know – you are probably asking how I could do this to my
friend (his wife) – I wish I could answer that…..needless to say
this affair went on for a few months.

It was easy to get away with
because he and I are involved in many activities together – our kids
are the same ago and go to school together, scouts, bowling, guitar,
etc. His wife had a minor surgical procedure back in September and
he and I took her to the hospital (it was a one day stay) and I
stayed with her the entire weekend – cleaned her home, cooked for
her and even took her child to my home for a few days while she
recooperated, so I could get him to school because she was unable

One night, her hubby and I
went bowling and after bowling, we went to eat at a diner. We called
and left her a msg. we were going out to eat. Well, one thing led to
another and we didn’t make it home until 4am! Needless to say, she
was pissed!!!! – but not pissed enough not to accept my hospitality
(cooking & cleaning & running errands for her for the following 4

After 4 days she told me I
was a terrible friend for leaving her that Saturday night until 4am
with her husband. I agreed, and apologized. She did not accept it.

Now I am pissed that she
"used" me for those days while she was recooperating. Now she does
not talk to me and her husband is not allowed to talk to me, when
she is around. The affair is over with this guy, but now we don’t
even have a friendship – and I have to see these people at least
once a week!!

It really sucks – and to top
it off, she is trying to monopolize my other friend which is making
me feel very uncomfortable. I want to get revenge on the "wife" for
using me and revenge on my ex-lover for hurting me and making plans
for our future (including leaving our spouses) and I want to make
them feel uncomfortable for a change.

I know I was wrong for
having the affair with her hubby, but she knew nothing about it and
still knows nothing about it. I would love to tell her about the
affair, but it would jeopardized my marriage and I don’t want to do
that right now…….how can I get back at these people?
Taken for a Ride

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
Taken for a Ride
As far as I can tell, you got off easy.

With sleeping with her
husband and you got stuck with 4 days of cooking and cleaning?
That’s lucky, not spiteful.

But I’m sure she knows that
something else happened. Save yourself and save your marriage.
Let this be.

Redirect your anger to working harder on your marriage and children.

It’s good that the only person you’ve told is me.

Revenge isn’t an option here.
Leave it at that.

But, and there’s always a
but… any revelations will certainly devastate your husband and
family, but what you could do is every so often say something
inappropriate that will cause her to think there is an affair.

Say something about his
behavior, his actions, close things that usually only a wife would
know. These "tips" will drive her into the ground and since the
affair is now dead you’re in the clear.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
So…. my wife had been cheating on me for over six months…
We’d been together for about 7 years.

Eventually I found out who
she was cheating on me with… someone who was introduced to me as a
friend about 3 or 4 months ago.
These two carried on under my nose, knowing that I fully trust them.
My wife would even go to his apartment, have sexual relations and
even take his roommate’s drugs!

I should also mention that
his family are Mormons and strong believers and from what i
understand, Adultery is a big NO, NO!
After all that b.s. I have been through, I found it in my heart to
forgive her… but that doesn’t mean I forgive HIM!

I talked to several friends
of mine about revenge but it seems their advice wasn’t enough.

I need YOUR help RevengeGuy!
I heard you’re the best in the business!

I want to get him AND his
roommate for letting them have access to his drugs.

I don’t just want to hit….
Possibly mess with his credit, social life maybe?

I want to mention that I
have his parents phone numbers, his ex-wife number, and several
friends numbers. I also know where he works. Maybe you could tell me
how I can use those
to hit hard!

So far I deflated his tire
… but don’t think that’s quite enough!
Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thank you for your time.
-Mr. Desperate

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
Mr. Desperate,

You know, my first instinct is to tell you and your wife to get
counseling. She has done a terrible deed and you need to work this
through, since obviously you still have issues there.

Of course, who am I to know, I talk to people all day, every day,
about getting revenge.

You want to hit hard but I have to ask, how hard??

Your wife’s involvement will also be revealed and unless you’re
looking for sympathy and a gold star from everyone that you know
(gold start for keeping her), then I suggest you don’t do much.
Does your wife have to start apologizing for what you did because of
what she did?

Anyways, after all, like I said, who am I?
Just a Revenge type of guy, after all.

All that being said, if the same thing had happened to me (I’ve now
been married just over 7 years), I’d spread the word, somehow, that
the guy has AIDS. If I could I’d get a photo of him, create a poster
and hang it in the bathroom of every place in town. Bar, club, pub,
even drug stores and bus stations if they have public washrooms.

And I’d send gifts to his parent’s place, from his gay lover. Let him
start to explain that one. Strange calls to his work, with stranger
messages left for him.

Leave the car alone. You’d feel truly bad if he had a critical
accident because of what you did and he killed someone else!
That would really suck.

Of course, cutting the battery cable would be OK, especially on a
cold day. Maybe just undo the cable from the battery post, ground
the black one against the body of the car, not the red one!!
And pour some milk down the door frame, and wipe up whatever spills.
The smell of soured milk will never go away.

Anyways like I said, the choices are yours.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
I really need some ideas!

Well, my mother-in-law and I
have never got along. Me and my husband lived with her for a couple
months at one time. The whole time she would say things like don’t
take a shower together or the tub will fall through, talking about
how she has DD boobs when there really only Bs, and basically just
trying to be better than me.

And she stole $400 from us.
It’s bad enough to steal from me but to steal from her own son?

But what really took the
cake is she came over my mother’s house a couple months ago. My mom
had just gotten out of the hospital where she almost died and she
told my mom that she saw me in town with another guy (this is a lie)
and called me a whore.

This really put stress on my
mom. Well, her husband died 2 months ago and I know for a fact that
she was cheating on him the whole time. She was talking about moving
her lover in a month after her husband died!

If I knew "John’s" last name
or John’s wife’s last name I’d contact his wife and tell her. My
husband even said she needs payback. plz help me. Thanx!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi,
You sure have a brute as a mother-in-law. She needs a wakeup call,
that not everything is possible for her to manipulate. If she’s
fooling around we can use that against her easily enough.

What I suggest is you have someone call her saying they are from the
local public health agency. "The Agency’s mission is to protect the public through STD awareness
and prevention. As a matter of course they are also responsible for
contacting members of the public that have been identified as being
possibly in contact with someone that has been identified as having
a Sexually Transmitted Disease."

Set up an appointment, a few weeks in advance, and let her worry
about it. Be sure to have the address and phone number so you can
give it to her during the call. She’ll be too worried to call the
place anyways.

Hey, if this guy John is fooling around on his wife with your
mother-in-law no one knows where else he might be getting his
entertainment. If you do get the chance to find out info on him,
another carefully placed call should cause all the chaos your evil
mother-in-law can handle!
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
My friend’s ex is crazy.

In the past he has
physically abused her, broken into her house, stolen her phone, her
laptop, calls her job and tries to get her arrested, calls numbers
on her phone and threatens her friends, takes their kids with him in
the middle of the night when he’s mad at her, even though they have
school in the morning, calls the cops and lies about drugs in her
house, calls CPS to try to get her kids taken away, breaks glass in
her driveway so she backs over it, doesn’t have a job at all, and
has nothing better to do than make her life a living hell.

He currently has her laptop
and cellphone. I saw her myspace and he hacked into that and jacked
it all up. He’s got their kids and tells them lies about her so they
will hate her. He says he will only give her stuff back when she
agrees to marriage counselling.

They’re still married, but
she doesn’t have time or resources to get a divorce, her kids
custody, and a restraining order which she is finding out is very
difficult to obtain.

I was hoping for a way to
get him arrested for sure so she can have time to build a case
against him and also stop him from continuing this behavior since he
would be in jail. We need some really great ideas!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi,
To get this guy arrested all you need is the evidence.

That’s right. Start putting everything on paper. Calls,
break-and-enters, visits with the kids, everything, date and time,
names of witnesses.

She should also carry around
a digital camera (even a cell-phone camera!) and get pictures of
everything a sit happens. And a voice recorder to record any
confrontations and phone calls.

The revenge you seek is only in the evidence you can collect. It’s
not good to stir the pot with this wacko. Do it legally for now.

Start now!

But do your best to keep the
kids out of involvement with this… they don’t need to be harmed by
what may happen!
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
I’ve been with my husband for twelve years we recently started
having problems, he cheated on me and we went through a long two to
three month on and off again ordeal.

The girl he was cheating
with is only 19 years old and has two kids from two different guys,
she has a history of being “easy”.

Even though she knows he
comes back to me she continues to pursue him and take him back, she
even tries to convince him to leave me and the kids.

Now that I see that he is
trying hard to make a change and move on, she is posting things on
Myspace saying that they are back together and working things out.

I almost got into it with
him over the posting but then I stopped and realized that he
couldn’t have talked to her yesterday because he was with my sister,
nephew and brother in law all day and they all vouched for him.

So she’s obviously lying to
try and break us up. I was afraid of this, that she would get mad
that she was dumped and that she was/is going to continue to do
whatever she can to get back at us/him and make us as miserable as
she is.

What can I do to get her off
my back?

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi,
You’ve been patient far too long.

Send her a registered letter
to back off, record any and all contact attempts she makes and call
the police for a restraining order.

Double check your husband’s
use of the computer, there are plenty of “snooper/key logger”
software you can install on the sly, do it.

And make your husband go out and buy you a big fat diamond ring and
a two week vacation to re-work your marriage.

He’s put you through enough.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Broke Up My Marriage To Cheat With A Jerk

Hey Revenge Guy,
I'm a 26 year old single mom (recently separated due to this
situation) and I'm about to start dating women after all the
assholes i've sadly dated.

Seriously, men are dogs!!! Or at least the ones I've dated. My
story started about 7 years ago….

I just graduated high school, my mother passed away and I was
starting college. I had a very good guy friend thru school and his
name was Sean. We were always JUST FRIENDS and after a few months of
hanging out we became boyfriend and girlfriend. We moved to San
Diego together. We were together for almost 3 years. When we were in
san Diego I supported him. I was a manager at Nordstrom and he was
doing valet and then he got fired. To make a long story short, we
both moved back to our home town and i decided to end it. I felt
like I was the only ambitious one in the relationship. He acted as
if it was a relief and a burden off
his back.

We have reunited after 6-7 years!!

I was married and S–n decided he wanted to see me. Well, we saw
each other and yes, we slept together!!

We've probably been together 6 or 7 times. I moved out of my
husband's house, with my daughter, because I thought S–n loved me
and I thought he'd grown up a bit.

Turns out he now wants nothing to do with me.

I've broken up my marriage for him and now he wants absolutely
nothing to do
with me. He speaks to me on the phone, but will not see me. WTF!!!!!

I'm soooooo disappointed with myself!!

Was this payback for breaking up with him?? He still lives at
home with his parents for god's sake!! I really feel S–n is the
love of my life, but he's treating me like the shit on the bottom of
his shoe?? I don't understand?? HELP!!!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi

It's hard to get past life's mistakes, but this asshole is one of
STOP calling him, get counselling and try to salvage your marriage
for the sake of your child.

You DON'T need revenge, you need real help.

AND cut off all ties with this jerk SEAN… he wants you for sex,
nothing more… you're too much woman for him and he knows it.

If you MUST call him one more time, tell him you're pregnant and
will be suing for child support… make him sweat for a couple of
months, at least.

Another lesson learned. Sorry you had to learn the hard way that
there are still immature men out there, of all ages. You should have
clued in when he's still living with his parents. He 'might' have
been the love of your life, but that kid died a long time ago to be
replaced with this shallow excuse of a man.

Your revenge?

Get your life back on track and evade this asshole with all your


Revenge Guy,

In January of 2009 I met this guy at the gym. We started what I
would call a relationship. Around the middle of February 2009 he
starts acting weird, won't text me back won't call me back.

So when I see him at the gym I just ignore him. Finally he calls
me up and says I have something to tell you and I said, "you are
married aren't you?"
He says, no of course not. I said what is going on then? He said he
slipped up and got a girl pregnant and he fills like he has to do
the right thing and marry her. I said okay, but I will support you
in whatever you do.

He sticks to his story and things just are not adding up at all.
Keeps feeding me
bullcrap like, "I wish it were you that were pregnant etc."

Anyways, April of 09 I have this feeling that something weird is
going on. I check the marriage records and sure enough there is his
name with another woman. I found her on Facebook and they of course
in her mind are happily married. I really fell for this guy too.

I confront him and tell him to leave me alone or I will tell his
wife, he tells me that she already knows. So I change my number etc.
Well about a month later
he emails me tells me he misses me.

SO I give him my new number and we start talking again. All the
time…in my mind we were in a relationship. I know it was wrong,
but of course he tells me the typical, "I don't love her," "I wish I
was married to someone like you."

Well in August of 09 we sleep together one time and I got
pregnant. During my pregnancy he is not there for me does not do one
thing for me. Says he tells his wife and family, but he does not
tell them. I have proof that he has not.

So January of 2010 I change my number and stop communicating with
him. He doesn't come after me pretty much walks away.

Well I got an attorney etc. My daughter was born April 29th 2010.
He was served papers by the Sheriff last Friday for paternity and
child support. His wife still does not know neither does his family.

Should I tell his wife and family? She needs to know what kind of
man that she is married too. Thank you,
It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
I am sure that the lawsuit will reveal all, your job now is
to put your baby first, ahead of all else.

I'm sure the wife knows, you're not the first affair he's had.

Bad decisions alter your life, don't make any worse ones, you're
tied to this guy for the next 18 years, do everything you can to
make sure he pays his child support and does not have cause to try
to take your baby away.
Best wishes,

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Need a little help getting even with a bully that has done you wrong?

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
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Revenge Guy

I’m sooo happy to have come across your
website… I’m at my wits end. Yesterday I had an insulin reaction
that caused me to need to pull over while in a parking lot for a few
minutes. Granted I did not pull into a space like I should’ve, but
when my blood sugar takes a hold of me I have to react fast. My real
problem began when the lady behind me in her car got mad I was in
the way (she could have gone around), then pulled into a nearby
parking space and proceeded to bitch me out for not moving. I yelled
out why I had pulled over, and being the white trash that she was,
didn’t understand, and told me I should learn how to drive!!

Alrighty then! What could I have done to get revenge on this piece
of trash? She went into a restaurant, and I wished she would choke
on her food, but I’m just not sure that wishful thinking really
turned out. Is there anything I can do for these morons, besides
wishing they would all explode? Thank you so much for your time. I
really hope you have time for a response.

Revenge JokerHi

We all have to put up with the inconsiderate asses that have gotten
their drivers license in a box of popcorn and their politeness
lessons at a rodeo.

The best you can do is be prepared. When something happens that
forces you to pull over put on your flashing hazard lights right
away. When the kids are acting up in the back seat I will pull over,
throw on the hazard lights then deal with them. Let the cars behind
me know that there is something going on and to be careful when
going around me. Hazard lights will also get attention of passersby,
and the police if they are near, should you need other emergency

As for dealing with the jerks on the road you should have at a
minimum a small pad of paper and a pen. When someone hassles you
like this lady did I’d write down her license plate number and
report her to the police. Tell the police that she harassed you and
was driving without due care as she sped around you in a busy
parking lot. Let her deal with the police following up the report
when they show up at her door.

As well, you may want to have a small digital camera with you, maybe
even one that also captures video, so you can get evidence of bad
driving when possible.

As for the piece of trash you had to
deal with, I would’ve stuck a note on her car that simply said
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy

I recently went on a trip with my boyfriend’s
family. Without asking me, his two teenage nephews and one teenage
niece were put in our car. I rented a car to drive down, and these
two teenage boys were absolute nightmares the entire trip. So I
decided to start poking fun at them (to their faces) to try and get
a rise out of them so that we could at least stand each other for
the rest of the trip.

One of the boys, 15 years old, mind you, called his mother who was
not on the trip. After a five hour drive back home (and an extra 20
minutes out of our way to drop them off), the mother runs out into
the street in her pajamas and starts to berate me for making fun of
her son. I told her I wasn’t going to discuss it at that moment and
drove away. The mother bad mouthed me to the rest of his family,
apparently going so far as to say that I’m "dead" to her. My
boyfriend told me that the last night of the trip the two teenage
boys were saying horrible things about me (so nasty that he won’t
tell me what they said). So I want revenge on these two simpering
little know-it-alls who think it’s so funny to torture and tattle
other people while being just as guilty themselves. It should
preferably be something I can remain anonymous with so that I can
cause even more consternation from his family. I hate these little
brats and I want them to suffer.
Teenage boys suck

Revenge JokerHi,
Suffering through these "little boy taunts" is a fact of life.
As far as revenge, what can you do against school aged kids that you
can’t be charged with should you get caught?
If you ever confront them face-to-face again, you’ll need to discuss
this trip issue openly.
As an adult.

As for revenge?
Should you get caught out any number of things could backfire, but
what I’d do is call there home’s pretending to be security at a
local mal. Accuse the kids of attempted shoplifting, they weren’t
caught but a couple of kids they were with were caught and they told
security of these two boys. Tell the mother that the boys are now
banned from the mall. And get off the phone.
Let their houses find upheaval for a while.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy

Recently I was at a friends house with a guy I’ve
known for about 8 months, there was a party and we got slightly

Later on in the night, as I and some others were skinny dipping in
the pool, someone took all of our clothes and hid them. So when we
got out, we went and looked for them, 3 friends of mine were naked,
wet and cold looking for our clothes, so I and a girl who was in the
pool wound up stumbling drunk into an upstairs bedroom, things began
to get interesting when my "friend" busted in and started screaming
for us to leave, throwing things and punching walls.

I decided to leave, seeing how he was drunk and much bigger than me.
I also have a broken wrist, so fighting was out of the question. On
the way to the car I felt something hit me in the back of the head,
I tried to talk him down, but that is the last thing I remember. I
woke up in my car cut and bleeding, with my already broken wrist
hurting even worse. My phone rang, and it was my friends and some of
his friends threatening me even more. Outside of the law, how should
I deal with this?

Revenge Joker Hi,
The guy assaulted you. Call the police.

At the very least, have a friend call him saying they’re from the
police and sweat him for a while.
Let him know that he’s soon to be arrested.
There is a warrant out for him and he should get a lawyer ASAP.
Call him very couple of days posing as this cop making a date two
weeks in the future to “pick him up unless he turns himself in” and
the continued calls are to be certain that he’s still in town.

Sweat him.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

hi revengeguy
my name is Nicki and i need help getting revenge on someone whos caused me
and some other people a lot of trouble.Well it starts off like this: this
guy in my class has been nothing but trouble since day 1…my friend whos
in a different class got bullied by this guy in her class it got worse day
by day so i said that he couldnt do that to her and get a way with it so i
said i would sort this asshole of a guy out…i went up to him and had a
go at him i even threatened him by pranking his house saying that wherever
you go ill always be watching you every step you take every breath you
make might be the last…i think he caught on to me though in class he
would always be getting me into trouble and i used to end up doing extra
work and detensions then one time he tried to follow me and friends as we
were going home i saw him and told my friends so then we got on to a bus
and just went anywhere and it was too late for him we had already
left…the next day at school i left the classroom in one lesson and i
left my bag and jacket as youre not allowed to take it with you well
anyway he must have gone through my bag because when i came back my phone
was gone!i looked for it everywhere and i couldnt find it…i told the
teacher but she didnt believe me and said that we wernt allowed to have
phones anyway so i knew it was him but i couldnt do anything because i had
no proof or anything…a week later some guys in my class were asking me
if i had my phone on me i said no its at home (lied)they asked me if it
this colour and if it was in a case and the modle(i said yes but i told
them i still had it ) they kept saying that hes got it hes got it and that
i got jacked(stolen) at that point i knew it was him and plus he didnt
talk to me since he stole it…i couldnt report the phone stolen because
my dad found it for me at his work just lying on top of a bin it was brand
new and had been left there for days so he got it and gave it to me it
worked and still had a sim card in side so i chucked that and put my one
in…but obviously when my phone got stolen by him i blocked the sim card
and anyway the phone was switched off at the time so theres no way he
could have got through to the pin code…i know hes got my phone because i
saw him selling it to someone for about £30! he doesnt say anything to me
anymore well a few cuses here and there but i so badly want to get revenge
but i dont know how so i really need you help! so please help me get
revenge :(

Revenge JokerHi N,
This guy is just a common prick/thief combination, isn’t he?
You need to gang up on him with your other friends that have been bullied.
Get a picture of him and create a poster that says something like:
No looks, no brains, no future.
Have your friends help you posting them all over the place, in school,
outside of school, etc.
That will make him noticed and a laughingstock everywhere.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Hey revenge guy, I have a problem.
I was at my friends house with a few of the girls, and me and my friend
a bet. She then said that the bet was that the loser would literally
have to
kiss the winner’s butt. Well…I really didn’t want to lose this, and I
sure that I was right and she would have to kiss my butt…however, it
didn’t work out that way.
I lost the bet. And the deal was that now I had to kiss her ass.
We argued over if it would be her bare butt or not. I said no, but her
the other girls said there would be no point if it wasn’t her bare butt.
So she pulled her pants down, and I got down on my knees. The other
got down beside me to make sure I kissed it.
She said "Pucker up" and I kissed her ass. How humiliating!
But that wasn’t the end. When I wasn’t expecting it, the other girls
my face into her ass, and rubbed it in and wouldn’t let go. I could
breathe and it smelled awful. And I really had to worry about that now,
because she farted in my face!
They all laughed so hard at me. I’m like the laughing stock of the
How can I get revenge?

Revenge JokerHi A,
Well, these so-called friends sure took advantage of you, didn’t they? I
think that you should have a pizza-party to make up with them. Tell them
that no hard feelings, all is forgiven. And, best of all, you’ll buy the
pizza! Of course, you’ll want to add something special in the pizza,
like dog poop, or something equally gross. Maybe something not so
smelly, head to the local pet store and get them to give you some
mouse/rat droppings for your ‘school project’. You will probably need to
enlist another friend to help you ‘dress-up’ the pizza, so that your
victims won’t suspect anything.
Get some pictures too! They eat while you take pictures. Before and
after…. Hehehe.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Hi Revenge Guy,
I need to preface this by letting you know upfront that I’m not normally
a revenge-driven person; my friends say I’m a little soft on people, but
in this case, the need for an even score is starting to appeal to me.
It all started back in October, when I took a freelance web design job
for a small, corporate gift service. I was close to broke, so I took the
job, even though my initial feeling of the guy who owns the company
wasn’t all that good. He was loud, obnoxious, used some derogatory terms
toward certain races, but I figured I wouldn’t have to deal with that a
lot, since I primarily work from home. I designed the website, then
redesigned it at his request, and for a small fee. During all of this
time, he would ask me to come into his home office to help him with a
few extra tasks, which I didn’t have a problem with, because he was
pretty much computer illiterate. He kept calling me back, and each time,
would ask me to do more and more, and I did it under the promise of
extra money. But what I had to deal with was a barrage of antisemitic
remarks (I’m Jewish), his showing me photos of his penis, his telling me
about his escapades as a gay escort. He also confessed to me that he had
charged over $1500 to one of his corporate gift client’s Amex card, then
blamed it on his former roommate, and that he was operating illegally
without a business license or state tax ID. I was subjected to words
like "nigger" and "cocksucker" on a daily basis, as well as his calling
drunk at 2am because he couldn’t access his Hotmail account. I watched
in absolute horror when he verbally confronted an employee of an event
that we attended together. And then I finally quit, and asked him to pay
He wrote me three checks. They all bounced. And now I’m trying to
collect on them, and he refuses to return my calls, e-mails, etc. I
wrote him a letter saying that if I wasn’t paid within a specified
amount of time, I would sue. Now he’s constantly calling, harassing me
to the point that I’ve had to to block his phone number, and file a
report with the cops. He’s been trash talking me to anyone who will
listen, has posted some nasty things about me online, and the only real
retaliation I’ve sought is having the nasty stuff taken down.
At this point, it’s no longer about the money. It’s about getting him to
shut his cakehole and can it once and for all. I just want to level the
playing field. I’ve kept very quiet and calm about the whole thing,
especially the illegal stuff, because I never wanted to make the issue
about that with him, just that he’d written me three bad checks,
totaling about $2500.00. But as things stand now, I’m thinking that the
money and time I’m lost are worth a little retribution. I just don’t
know where to start.
I’m totally serious about this, and could use a little advice.
Thanks :-)K

Revenge JokerHi K,
There are lots of ways to get even with a cretin like this, but the
whole question really should be "Is it going to be a waste of your time
or not?".
I’ve had experience with such creeps and, without exception, they all
have ways of squirreling out of the biggest messes they’ve created, the
biggest lies they’ve been caught in with rarely a scratch to their
The good news is that now with the internet in most homes and every
business, you can add to someone’s reputation (or take away from it)
with posts online.
But I’d start with the usual steps, inform the better Business Bureau in
your area, the Chamber of Commerce, the local tax authorities. Be sure
to drop in personally, with copies of your bounced checks and a letter
of what has happened to you that you can leave with them.
The next step, small claims court. In this case it’s going to be worth
the few dollars it costs to begin a suit against this guy.
Then the posts online begin, do a google for local search and feedback
websites. TV and radio stations are good ones to use if they have
feedback forums. Be sure to provide a link to an image of the bounced
checks you have. (You do have your own website that you can post such
things, right?)
Think "fire with fire" type posts.
Throughout all of this, keep a small voice recorder handy so that, if
confronted, you can capture the conversation.
I hope that this helps.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,
I go to a small private high school and have been putting up with this
jerk since the 7th grade. This kid has done everything to me that is
possibly imaginable. He’s made fun of many at things I am better at than
he is, tuck taped my locker shut, spit in my drinks, constantly tries to
pick fights, and the worst part is after all this stuff the guy will come
up to me and say "Hey, Ben, How was your day?" like nothing ever happened
then get mad at me when I don’t say anything to him. I have tried to go
through the school and have them deal with him, but my Dean won’t listen
to me even when I had a bunch of honors students who are the Dean’s
friends back me up. The only people that are willing to help me are the
entire student body of my high school. This guy has it coming to him.
We’ve tried ignoring him, confronting him, and "persuading" him to stop by
force. He needs to pay for all he’s done to everyone and especially me.
Since I am the main target of this guy, everyone expects me to handle him.
I’ve come with several ideas including magazine subscriptions, male
seeking male personal ads, and various things involving duck tape and a
flag pole, but this needs to be public and something I can get into little
or no trouble with.
Thanks very much,

Revenge JokerHi BK,
Jerks like this deserve to be made a public display. I suggest having you
and/or your friends follow this guy with whatever recording devices you
can get your hands on. Whether covertly or in the open, take pictures of
him, video him, record his voice.
Catch him in the act of doing something and display it for all to see.
This shouldn’t take long, since you’ve told me what a loser this guy is.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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