The Revenge Guy knows all about revenge and by reading these posts you will too.
I have free stuff for you, because I like you. And I don’t like the people that have upset you.
You can’t choose your neighbors but you don’t have to live according to their rules either. This is how you fight back!
Real people have written in to ask The Revenge Guy for advice so they can get revenge on family members, you can read their stories here.
People that have been dating or married have written in to ask The Revenge Guy for advice so they can get revenge on ex friends, boyfriends and girlfriends, spouses that are now exes, and this is what I told them.
People that have jobs write in to ask The Revenge Guy for advice so they can get revenge on their workplace, businesses that have done them wrong, as well as revenge on people they work with.
On occasion I’m very lazy, so I just put stuff here to get back to it later.
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**The Odorous Prankster**
In the quaint neighborhood of Willow Creek, there lived a man named Tom who was notorious for his mischievous antics. With a twinkle in his eye and a penchant for pranks, he was always plotting his next practical joke. One sunny afternoon, Tom stumbled upon an unusual item at the local novelty store – a canister labeled “Super Sting Fart Spray.”
Intrigued by the possibilities, Tom couldn’t resist the temptation. He purchased the canister, eager to unleash its odorous payload upon his unsuspecting neighbors. With a devious grin, he set his plan in motion.
Under the cloak of darkness, Tom stealthily crept through the neighborhood, armed with his newfound weapon. He sprayed the potent concoction near open windows, behind bushes, and even under parked cars, ensuring maximum impact.
The next morning, the residents of Willow Creek awoke to a pungent surprise. The air was thick with an indescribable stench, causing noses to wrinkle and eyes to water. Panic ensued as neighbors frantically searched for the source of the foul odor, blaming everything from sewer leaks to rotting garbage.
Unbeknownst to them, Tom watched from his window, struggling to contain his laughter as chaos unfolded below. His prank had succeeded beyond his wildest dreams, and the entire neighborhood was abuzz with speculation and confusion.
As the day wore on, Tom couldn’t resist the urge to revel in his mischief. He ventured outside, feigning innocence as he joined his neighbors in their quest to uncover the source of the smell.
“It’s absolutely dreadful, isn’t it?” Tom remarked, his voice dripping with mock sympathy. “I heard it might be coming from the old abandoned house down the street.”
His neighbors nodded in agreement, grateful for any lead that might solve the mystery. Little did they know, the true culprit was standing right in front of them, stifling his laughter behind a facade of concern.
As the days passed, the stench gradually dissipated, but the memory of Tom’s prank lingered in the minds of Willow Creek’s residents. Though some may have been annoyed by his antics, most couldn’t help but admire his audacity and creativity.
And so, Tom continued to reign as the neighborhood’s resident prankster, always one step ahead with his clever schemes. For in the quiet streets of Willow Creek, there was never a dull moment when Tom was around, much to the amusement (and occasional exasperation) of his neighbors.
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Remember, pranks should always be done for fun, and it’s important to make sure they are safe and that everyone involved can enjoy a good laugh!
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