Lying Ex-Lovers


The Revenge Guy
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Deception.

That is the hallmark of a truly evil person. Now, of course I'm not talking about the type of people that I advise.

When you're done wrong you deserve closure, even if it's just emailing me for a little consolation.

Maybe marriage (and living together) should have a 3 year cooling off period. Then, after three years if things aren't working out the guy can say "Well, it's been nice, but my girlfriends have been complaining about the amount of time I spend over here" and just end the marriage nice and cleanly.

But when you've been dating a person and it turn's out they're cheating on their wife or husband and you didn't know, well there's really only one thing to do. Read on to see what that is.


Cheaters and a Reconciliation


Hi RG


1. Six months ago my husband's best friend was dying of cancer. While he was dying my husband and his friends wife began an affair and my husband left me for her (the widow).

2. She was a friend of mine.

3. We knew each other for 3-4 years

4. A few but not many at all

5. I have her address and e-mail

6. Not a neighbor complaint

7. My husband and I have reconciled but she will not back off trying to ruin our lives.

8. I am absolutely lost about what the best revenge is. Some kind of public humiliation seems right though.

9. I have found peace in everything except knowing that she feels no remorse over what she did to my family. In fact she is cruel. My life was turned upside down and she is walking away unscathed.

Revenge JokerHi Anon,
Your husband owes you big time. Make him pay until you forget about "her".

Public humiliation? She was in an affair. Any type of public acknowledgement will come back and bite you in the ass.

Marriage counselling. You need to trust your husband again and you're not there yet.

Revenge?
Use a spoofer and call up her friends as if you were a private investigator, change the caller id appropriately. Ask "the questions" about her and other
possible affairs and entanglements.

You're welcome!

RG



Hi RG
I was with a guy I knew from work and we got to dating.

He had split up with his wife for 2 years, did not wear his wedding band and lived in his own house. I asked him if he still had hang ups about his wife and he said no.

All through our time together which was for 6 months he hid me away, never met my friends, family and I never met his.

He was frightened at the thought of anyone seeing us which I did comment on and tried to finish with him quite a few times but we did not. I did not want his children to find out about us through a third party so he was going to tell them on his terms at his house. They got upset but he could not handle it and he changed after that towards me.

We split up at the time my mother died and was not there for me even as a friend and he said he was not ready for me to be his partner and I was wondering what was I to him for 6 months??

I know all through his marriage he has been cheating on his wife and the only reason he left was cause he had an affair, moved in with this girl who was married, his wife did not even know. Her husband found out and told his wife and the children got very upset as she was shouting in front of them when her husband got home.

I knew this and this is why I wanted the children told when I was seeing him as not to cause any more shocks and pain for them at least.

I see the picture now as I think he just used me for sex as that is one of the reasons why he cheats on his wife he does not want her he stays for the kids or so he says.

I lost a lot of weight through my mum dying and him not being there for me as a friend, I feel used and I know he has gone back with his wife.

I would like revenge but I do not want to upset the children and I know he is going to cheat again and again as he has done.

How can I get him back as I want to just deck him at the moment. He has a good job and they all think he is fab but I think he is a gutless man.
Help xx

Revenge JokerHi XX,
Yes, this ass is the lowest form of life.

There is a special place in hell for guys like this and this is how you create it:

You know where he works, using spoofer you can "spoof" his work with calls from a lot of different girls, lots of different caller Id's to hide where you are. the calls can't be traced. Keep them "general rated" but make it apparent that he's dating a lot of women. This will ruin his work reputation.

I don't suggest calling his house like that, his wife is already in cheater's hell and the kids must be a mess too, no sense making that
any worse, even of you could.

If you know places that he goes, for dinner, a bar he hangs out at, a gym he goes to, places he tries to pick up women, do the same. Leave messages for him everywhere. He'll soon get the bum's rush and be barred from these places too.

Do it. Without remorse and without spite.
But do it.

RG



Dear
Revenge Guy,

You seem like a level-headed person–which I need right now.

My husband had a two-year on-and-off affair with a woman he met at a religious center. I outed him three times by breaking into their emails, etc.

He finally broke it off entirely. I've continued to audit her email to make sure there's nothing going on, and there doesn't appear to be, but she continues to entice men both married and single–to feed her ego problems.

This woman plays men like fools and always has two of three that she's stringing along.

My immediate problem is that my husband has returned to the religious center–against my wishes, and I'm afraid the other woman will show up. He claims that she's the last person he'd want to see, but I still don't want her anywhere near him.

Do you have ideas of ways to keep her or him away from the center? I've tried to think up a variety of ideas, including asking someone to send my husband an anonymous email saying that there were rumors circulating at the center about the affair. He'd be so embarrassed that he'd never go back.

However, I have no one I feel right asking to do this.

I also anonymously emailed a member of the center and asked if she'd agree to report back if she saw any interaction between the two of them. She refused.
So, do you have any ideas????
Thanks.
Cindy-Lee

Revenge JokerHi
Cindy-Lee,

You must be very forgiving of your husband. Personally I would have taken one of his thumbs as payment.

As far as getting someone to check up on them by asking 'anonymously', well that never works. I suggest one of two things:

1. Talk to someone in person to watch what's going on, someone you can trust. The worse that can happen is you put your husband and this tramp on alert that you are watching.

2. Start going to the religious center with him. Stop lurking in the shadows.

If you still feel that you can't trust him (and who's blame you?) kick him out once and for all. Never live with distrust in your heart… take the bull by the horns and all that crap.

You don't need to go after this woman, she's digging her own grave. Of course, sharing some straight words with the clergy, now there's a great idea. They should be made aware of this "wolf in sheep's clothing" if indeed that is what your husband is.

You have to remember, that church-going people tend to be very trusting, and fraudsters and cheaters like that type of victim… even if the other lady isn't consenting to more than prayer, you husband sounds like he has other things on his mind.
Best wishes,
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

My ex and I got back together briefly, and then he dumped me for the woman he was with while we were apart.

She wouldn’t take him back if there had been anything between us. I told her the truth.

Now my ex is telling everyone who will listen that I’m a crazy obsessed psycho (which I’m not) and that nothing happened. Is it illegal for me to snail mail copies of his "I love you" emails to her and a few of his friends? Thanks a bunch!

Revenge JokerHi,
Hey, they are letters addressed to you, they are in your possession, do with them what you want.

Personally, I’d scan them and create a website to post them, rather than sending copies around.

The Internet never forgets!!

Best wishes,
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

I wish the events I am about to tell you were fabricated or at least enhanced, but if anything, they are understated. I need your help…

Last year I dated this guy who I probably shouldn’t have dated in the first place and probably no woman should ever date him. For the first part of the relationship I was away at college, about a 45 minute drive from where said boyfriend, lets call him Assforface,
lived.
Well Assforface didn’t have a car (or license for that matter) and couldn’t come visit me that often, plus my schedule was really demanding and I couldn’t always go visit him. He bitched about this a lot, always saying how hard it was on him etc, etc, etc, it was always about how things affected HIM meanwhile he was the one to who wanted to date me in the first place knowing very well I was going to be at school. I was suspicious of his actions during this time a lot because I was warned (after I started dating him) that he had a tendency to be a flirt and had a history of cheating.

Time went on and little suspicious things occurred, especially things regarding his ex-gf who he had dated for 3 years prior to me.
Regardless I still went on being the best girlfriend I could be, I stood by him while he was unemployed, my grades suffered because I took every free chance I got to spend it with him, I learned to cook his favorite meals, I cleaned his room (he lived and still lives in his mom’s basement), he even managed to coerce me to take his clothes to the dry cleaning and I’m not even going to tell you the extent to which I went to please him in the sack. After all this I started to notice that I was getting little to nothing in return.

He lied to me almost constantly, we would never tell me anything about his sexual history, and treated me like a doormat. He never even took me on a single date where he paid, claiming that he was broke, but when the weekend came along he always seemed to have enough money for booze, dvds, and tacky running shoes.

Summer came along and with me being back in the city I started to notice how much he would blow me off to go party at clubs with dumb whores. I even caught him once fondling his friend’s breast right in front of me – he was drunk as usual. He promised me that he would stop drinking… one of the many empty and unfulfilled promises he force fed me. Finally after an incidence where Assforface was soooo drunk he nearly crushed me in bed (he was upwards of 280lbs) but thank god he did because if he hadn’t fallen on me I wouldn’t have gotten out of bed and probably would have fallen victim later that night to getting pissed on, yes, the drunk chubby f-ck pissed the goddamn bed. It was around this time I really got fed up and started re-evaluating the whole relationship. The last straw happened a week later when I was so sick, my throat was actually bleeding, and I needed him to do one tiny favor for me and he couldn’t because he "was going out with the boys" which meant he was getting loaded and going to the sleaziest bar in town to hit on whores who wouldn’t want anything to do with him if they weren’t trashed off red bull and vodka. I dumped him before he left to go out, it was pretty epic, I slammed the door and everything.

Somehow this manipulator managed to maintain a friendship with me, and he still talks to me to this day and constantly asks me to hang out with him. I never do obviously. However, I recently got wind of some news from an extremely reliable source that Assforface admitted to sleeping with prostitutes and claiming that he is in fact still in love with his ex-GF, the one he dated before me for three years, therefore making our whole fiasco of a relationship just one, big, fat-ass lie.

Obviously the fact that this man slept with prostitutes, neglected to tell me and put my whole physical well being at risk is more than solid grounds for sweet, devastating revenge. The fact of him still being in love with his ex is just the cherry on top of a heaping pile of bullshit sundae. Needless to say this man needs to pay. Now I could go on talking about how he cries like a little girl on a regular basis about his self image, how he has a small penis, how he pissed the bed, how he has to resort to paying for sex, or how he is so lazy and self centered that he neglected to go see his own father on his deathbed because he "was too tired", but spreading those rumors just makes me look petty and angry. I need revenge that is epic, classy, and puts me on top. Please help.
Sincerely yours,
BitterExforGoodReason

Revenge JokerHi
BitterExforGoodReason,

You certainly paid dearly for a relationship with someone that never cared for you, eh?

Well, revenge of this type is rather straight forward.

He still lives with Mommy? Send her notes that say what her son really does with the money she gives him.
Find his friends online (Facebook, MySpace, etc) and anonymously (a new account for this purpose is needed) post sex tales about their dear fat friend.
Add some skank stories for his ex-gf too.

You’re coming out on top will be the complete shattering of this ass’s life, which will come down like a house of cards.
And should he ever want to talk to you again, just tell him that men of such small girth don’t talk to women like yourself. And lean in and whisper "And you don’t really fit in here, you know."
Best wishes,
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

I had been living with a man for 7yrs, I was very much in love with him.

We had in the past few years been purchasing things for our wedding when we had extra money. I had bought the dress, decorations and we had already gotten the marriage license.

The end of November he told me he wanted us to go ahead and get married, we started looking for houses and had even been talking with a realtor. I told my friends and family.

December 5th he walked out our door and would not speak to me. Within two weeks he had moved a woman into the house he bought on his own, a woman he worked with on his first shift job.

This has devastated me beyond belief.

We work in the same industry within a 1/4 mile of each other and see and deal with many of the same people. I have know these people for years!

Since he left he has brought her on his job and introduced her to his co-workers which many of them are my friends. He is telling people that the reason we split was because "I" cheated on him, and that I am an abusive alcoholic. Neither is true!!

I have not even been out to eat with a man since he left. This has hurt me more than anything, to know he is trashing me to make his self look like the innocent victim after what he has done to me.

I need all the suggestions you can give me. The hurt is over, it has finally sunk in what he has done to me. I want to make them both miserable. Please help me.
Traci

Revenge JokerHi
Traci,

The man has no excuse for the lies he put you through.
What I’d do is plan a sale of all his things, all the wedding items.
List everything.
Plan the sale for a specific date and do it.
And make sure all your co-workers and friends understand the reason for the sale, how this guy lied to you.

You may not regain some of them as friends, but a lot of them will see this lying bastard for who he really is.

And with the money earned from the sale, take yourself on a much needed holiday.

And after 7 years I know that you know what his biggest fears are. I want you to plan the tragic demise of his ego with care:
There will be a place and a time for you to strike. I like the idea of using SpoofCard to place a call to him from whatever his real fears are. Taxes, licensing, professional duties, whatever it might be.

Make the call, be the badass on the phone.

Just remember to use the ‘disguise your voice’ option and to record the call. I’d love to hear a copy of it.
Best wishes,
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

My best friend of 11 yrs just cheated on me with my boyfriend of 7 yrs!

In anger I told her family what she had done which she begged me not to do because they would be disgusted with her and they were.

I then waited a week for things to cool down. I rang her because I
needed her to tell me why she did it and say sorry but to my surprise she went off at me and said I was basically the worst thing in the world for telling her family and that she never wanted to speak to me again and told me to get over it! Then she hung up.

Well I was devastated. I was considering to forgive her if she had
she said sorry and explained why she did it with my boyfriend but after that she can go jump!

I need a way to show her she hurt me and that she is in the wrong not me I’m really pissed with her for wrecking my life and not being sorry for it. I want to make her pay! Can you help please?
Distraught

Revenge JokerHi
Distraught,

I’m sure she knows she hurt you. But why keep in contact with her anymore? Don’t let revenge be a way to hold on to hating her. Revenge is a cleansing experience. But don’t let her off scot-free either!

Get a t-shirt made that says “Cheating Slut” on it and send it to her. Make a few more with "Cheating Slut" and her name on them and send them to her family.

And sell everything your boyfriend his to pay for a nice long singles vacation for yourself. It takes two to cheat so I wouldn’t be too quick to forgive him either!
Best wishes,
RG


Dear
Revenge Guy,

I have been taken big time by a guy who claimed to be a friend, lover, future mate, mortgage broker. And he was living with someone and only played up to me because he could talk me into buying a condo and collecting a $16,000 fee which he told me he would give back to me and of course didn’t. In actuality, he is living with someone and told her I was a client, meanwhile he was sleeping with me, and making all these promises and I was gullible enough to believe it.

Since then I contacted his girl friend, posted a website, registered him with the cheaters websites, ordered I don’t know how many magazines, arranged for a republican party at his office, jammed his telephone, with his social security number ordered a credit report and contacted all his creditors to let them know his updated telephone numbers and addresses which caused him to lose his internet connection, posted warnings on all the dating sites, got him kicked off the dating sites, ordered repair persons to his (his girlfriend’s) house, also pizza to his house and office, make reservations at various restaurants, order estimates for various house repairs, many many magazine subscriptions, ordered condoms and tampax and catalogs to house and office. I plan to post his house for rent in various laundromats, send dead roses, place some ads in the classifieds.

I really don’t like this s.o.b. and want more. But it has to be kind of legal. PLEASE send more suggestions. I want to make his life a living hell for a few years. His girlfriend is too dumb to throw him out, even though he’s been screwing everything that holds still enough, which unfortunately includes me. But she even told me that there were credit card charges for brunches and so on on HER credit card, which they obviously share.
Thanks,
Having fun!

Revenge JokerHi
Having fun,

I think you’ve handled everything marvelously.
The only thing I would add is a letter from a lawyer stating he is being sued and brought up on charges of ‘rape by false promise’ by enticing you to use him as an agent and him having sex with you under false pretenses.

Heck, maybe even a real lawyer would be interested in this case.
Or at least a TV judge.

Best wishes,
RG



Dear Revenge Guy,

I LOVE your website and creative (and legal) ideas on retaliation. I have always taken the high road (turned the other cheek) when I have been wronged. Not anymore. I have never gone for revenge before but I AM READY now and need your creative input.

I met "Micah" (not his real name) on a dating website. We met and were immediately hooked on each other. Micah and I shared hours and hours emailing and talking on the phone feeling a closer bond than ever. His career was very demanding, so we only got to spend 3-4 hours together every 10 days or so.

He told me he had been divorced for over 15 years and was a ‘loner.’ I became suspicious of his honesty when he always had excuses for (a) not meeting my family; (b) not introducing me to his friends/family; (c) never had his driver’s license or biz cards with him when I would ask to see them; (d) wasn’t listed in the general directory of employees at the very major O&G company where he ‘allegedly’ worked.

He had made the comment once that his work was his ‘wife’ and I was his ‘mistress.’ I didn’t want to play the ‘mistress’ role anymore, so after several months together, I ended it. Today, I discovered that he is married, and has been for some time. The bastard sucked me into an affair, KNOWING I was seeking a long-term relationship and knowing how I felt about seeing married men. He, not only lied about his marital status, he lied about his last name (I found his ACCURATE last name today, too, when I discovered he had a wife). Now, I know his name, his address to his new home, his place of employment, his cell phone number (work-related one), his AOL email address, and his wife’s name.

RG, I was cheated on in my marriage of 20 years (which ended 5 years ago). Two different women were kind enough to call me at work and tell me that they had seen my husband with this particular woman in public, behaving inappropriately. BOTH of these kind women said they didn’t know me, but knew that if their husband was cheating on them, they would hope someone would tell them and that is why they called. I will always be grateful to those kind women.

I have made it clear that I will have no part in associating with cheating husbands because I believe in honoring other women’s marriages. I feel compelled to contact Micah’s wife and give her hard copy evidence of all the emails we shared (I kept all of them) – some of which are in graphic pornographic detail.

If she doesn’t already know she is married to a lying, cheating, bottom-feeder, she should and I will sleep better at night knowing she can make an informed decision in whether or not to continue her alliance with him. I don’t think there are young children, but WHO KNOWS? So, I don’t want to retaliate in any fashion that will cause emotional hurt to any young children. I just want to make sure she knows of this AND I want him to be so negatively impacted that he will think twice before he pretends to be unattached and seeking a long-term relationship again. Any suggestions?
Thanx,
A-Woman-Scorned

Revenge JokerDear
A Woman Scorned,

I think that revealing what has transpired between you and “Micah” to his wife is the best move.

Whatever lies “Micah” has been using to deceive his wife should be brought into the open.

He is the one responsible for how negatively impacted his kids will be, if there are any. Who knows, maybe they already are aware, in some way, about their philandering father. This is not your fault.

Move forward, clear your conscious and bring all this to the light. Spare his wife any more deception.

Make the right move.
Best wishes,
RG

Break-up Advice to Dump Boyfriends And Girlfriends

The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with a boyfriend or girlfriend that you're soon going to dump?

Here are some past suggestions from people that have emailed me.

If you need help breaking up with someone, take a look at The Revenge Guy's Break-up Lines.

Dear Revenge Guy
I would like to get back at my boyfriend. We had a fight recently and he told me that he was not attracted to me anymore.

Well I don’t mean to sound conceited but I’m not that hard to look at. I get attention from guys when I’m out by myself and frankly I treat others very well, with kindness and respect which I think is way more important than looks. I don’t have a weight problem and I’m in great shape so I was hurt when my boyfriend said that.

I asked him why he wasn’t attracted to me anymore. He said it was because I stopped cleaning his house! That’s right! I stopped cleaning HIS house! I guess I could add that we live together. I clean up after myself and sometimes will throw his clothes in with my laundry but other than that, I choose not to mess with his stuff.

I never know if I will clean up and lose something he likes or has sentimental value. So I don’t mess with anything in the house that doesn’t belong to me or us both. He is a total slob. He comes in and throws his clothes everywhere. He eats in the living room and drops crumbs and tells me to vacuum. ETC. I am his girlfriend, not his maid.

So before I leave him which I plan to do by the end of next week, I’d like to pull a funny prank on him to prove what an A** he is. I’d like to have a good laugh before I go. Can you help me out?
Thanks!
Amanda

Revenge JokerHi Amanda,
It’s not my job to defend the males of the world, men are jerks.
This guy, hopefully, is not the type you’ll stick with and I’m happy
to hear you’ll soon be moving on.

That being said I’d staple name tags into his underwear so that he
knows they are his. And hide some food under his mattress… let him have a nice smelly sleep for a couple of weeks, if he even notices!

I’d also take pictures of his sloppiness to share with friends, those always make great party favors.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear RG,

I have this psycho ex-boyfriend that would not leave me alone. I dated him back when I was a senior in high school for about three and half years we broke up for two and half years already.

I have a restraining order against him for three years and it’s almost over (I plan to go extend it sometime this month). He followed me around threatened to hurt any guys that he suspected to be my new boyfriend and still continues to stalk me to this day. I have a new boyfriend now for almost two years.

My ex always somehow manage to get a hold of my number and last time he got a hold of my boyfriend’s number. I tried talking to my ex so he would not be too upset and hurt others but I getting really sick of his psycho acts. He calls my boyfriend and tries to make my boyfriend leave me. My boyfriend and I are still together but this is hurting my relationship so much that I don’t know what to do.

I want a revenge on my ex and let him know that he cannot go around messing up people’s lives like this. I want a revenge that will make him remember not to mess with me ever again and will leave me alone once and for all to date whomever I want.

Please help me out.
Girl in Pain

Revenge JokerHi Girl In Pain,
Unfortunately I cannot recommend any revenge tactics here, it might just make this guy even more psycho and violent.

Document everything. Keep the restraining order in place, and remain friendly with the local police.

Keep it legal and don’t give this guy any reason at all to look for you.

Of course, you could always try to get him a job out of state. Send him some fake employment offer letters and get him to travel out of town for the interviews at various hotels. It’ll give you a couple of days relief anyways.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi,
First i like to say thank you for helping us people out here with no clue on how to get proper revenge.

I am in military and i got deployed to Iraq for 6 months, when I left my gf was sooo in love with me. She would do anything for me, she took me to see her folks and made me feel as if I am part of her family.

Well we were soo in love as I thought. She told me things like "I can never be with anyone but you, and things will never change in between us" well it was dumb on my part to fall for those lies. When I got to Iraq about 1 month later she just wasn’t the same, she started to say things like "we don’t even know each other that well and we should just wait till to come back to start something if possible…"

Well then I ever called her in Iraq and kept it short and sweet in e-mails (I replied never composed a new e-mail). Well when I got back she is all changed in to a new girl and she wants me back in her life. I asked her few things like what happened she told he she messed around and learned her lesson. I can see it in her eyes that she really didn’t learn her lesson on cheating (she done it in past too on her ex). She wants to start the relationship slow as friends in front of others and when we are behind closed door we can do stuff.

She also just doesn’t care that much about me but says she does, its like she is lying to me and she thinks I am falling for her again. As of now we stand as if we are friends but we do stuff only behind the door and she calls me whenever she wants.

What should I do? I want revenge for leaving me in Iraq (it was emotionally hard but I made it). I want her to feel the same or make her feel as if she lost the best thing she ever had. I want her to miss me when I am gone and realize that she messed up for ever letting me go to begin with.
Thanks for you help
TFK

Revenge JokerHi TFK,

This shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, as long as you have some help.

This is what I suggest:
Set up a new email account. Use a guys name that you’ll use again in your revenge.

Start emailing your girlfriend from this account.

Now, send her your first email, being this unknown guy. Your contact story is this: You’ve seen her around and asked a friend of hers for her email address (the friend that is going to help you out and will say he passed along her email address if she asks him). She doesn’t know you (but you’ll include some guy’s picture in an email) you’re good looking and want to get together with her.

Email her for a while. Ask personal questions. Talk about meeting some time.
Play her along for a couple of weeks being this guy that’s emailing her, all the while you’re still seeing her. You’ll easily find out how much of a player she is and what she thinks of you. If your letter is any indication, she’ll cheat on you with this guy you’ve created.

AS a finale, set up a date at a restaurant between her and this guy. He won’t show of course, but you certainly can show up and cause her some heat or embarrassment, or both.

t’s your play.
Dump her hard.

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear Revenge Guy

I absolutely love your site. I hope you can help me.

My boyfriend’s mother is an evil person. She works daily to destroy my relationship with her son. She tells half truths to him about me and tries to ruin any chance of happiness for the two of us.

He is 50 years old, never married and I can see why. He struggles with serious deep seeded abuse from this woman, but can’t see her for what she is. An evil, selfish, sad person.

It seems time that the truth about her needs to be revealed to the world.

Now, in regards to him… he needs to learn a lesson in a big way too. He has a tendency to have the same characteristics as this woman at times. He tells me half truths. He is addicted to internet porn and he is obsessed with this woman on YouTube. In fact, he wrote her a song and sent it to her and in the lyrics he said, "I hope my lady doesn’t find out". (He doesn’t know that I found out!)

What can you do to make a guy like this who has wonderful qualities and potential, realize what he has. Can you help me?
Seeking love and peace,
Jenn

Revenge JokerHi Jenn,
No real revenge advice needed here.
You need to move on, break up with him!!

Really, what are you hanging on to?
A 50 year old guy that lives with his 60/70 something old mother and
hangs onto her apron strings?
A guy that lies to you?
A guy that is addicted to internet porn?
A guy that sends songs to YouTube members?

Seriously.

Find a real man.

What could this guy possibly have that attracts you to him, other than maybe a fat bank account.

There is NO potential here, you see him as he is and after all, he’s 50!
Too old to learn new tricks.

Your revenge is getting your life back from a mean old lady and a wimpy old man!!
Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

He Turned My Life Upside Down

Dear Revenge GuyDear RG,
I was swept off my feet by the most awesome guy.

It was a time of transition already. His elderly parents decided to move to a new city, and I told him that I was willing to relocate. He told his parents that we were permanent and talked his dad into buying a larger house in order for all of us to have a nicer place and share the cost. We moved five months ago.

There was a weird build up to the crisis.

This man has been waging sadistic psychological warfare on my young son and I. The final straw was when he was yelling at me to belt-spank my son for a host of problems, all of which were false. He finally said that my child was only allowed “five fucking shits a week in the house. If he has to shit more, he has to go somewhere outside of the house.” NUTCASE

Now, here is the complication.

His parents are mortified that he has done this because they have come to love my son and I as family. They are letting us stay as long as we need, there is room, because we don’t have anyplace to go until I get my bearings. It has been one week since I told him that I can’t boink anyone I know enjoys humiliating me, my son or really anyone. I can’t do anything that would blow back on me OR hurt his family.

*now, I AM exacting my own sneaky revenge and feel free to share this… he has nasty athlete’s foot and gave me a patch of ringworm where his foot touched my leg when we slept. We have to share the big closet and master bath (even though I’m out of his room) so… I shave over that patch with his razors and use his face scrubbies on the spot without rinsing. I’m hoping he gets a little crotch rot and face ringworm.

This man turned my life upside down and put me in a situation where I am losing EVERYTHING: love, family, a safe home for my child, all to feed his sadistic need to cause emotional and psychological pain. Thanks for listening!

The Revenge GuyHi,
To say that you’re in a terrible predicament would be a huge understatement. I’m glad that you are relatively safe and do have a roof rather than being forced onto the street with your son.

Your crotch rot plan is great, I hope you don’t just end up exchanging the burning and itching.

Causing this “man” (I use the term loosely) inconveniences are a good way to get the revenge ball rolling since it will seem he has only himself to blame. This is always a good plan of attack.

I hope you do get your life in order, to protect yourself and your son from this person’s bad influences.
Once you are safe you can continue your revenge by seeking to destroy what is likely a well-crafted personality outside of his home life, namely friends and workplaces.

Carefully crafted health surveys to sent to his work and friends asking about illness and contagious disease, while implying him to be the cause, should start the breakdown of his life that you are seeking.

Follow up with phone calls (using an appropriate phone service to mask your caller ID) will certainly solidify your plan and speed his downfall.

Find out his secrets, his hidden fears, and use them as bargaining chips for your safe future.

You need to be safe and protected from this man since I have no doubt that when you leave, or force him out of his parent’s house, he will wage jihad against you.

Controlling men are basically scared little boys using threats and intimidation to maintain control and having things to hold over him is the best offense.
Good luck!
RG

Revenge Against The Other Woman

The Revenge Guy

I get this question a lot, but am perplexed by them, usually. Like, seriously, HE cheated on YOU and you want to KEEP him?

I'd have a few other things to say about that… but for now, here's how you can get revenge on "the other woman", the girl your husband or boyfriend cheated on you with.

She Thinks She's His Wife


Dear Revenge Guy,

Like many of your readers, I have never even thought about revenge before. But there is one particular slut who needs to pay for her lifestyle!

Please help with me ideas. I want to hit her as HARD as I can without breaking the law, and I'll have help from a few friends too.

Here's the background:
She worked with my husband for a year at an addiction recovery hospital (she works in HR, him on web design) … our marriage wasn't doing well … they became friends..yadada – They had an affair. He was fired, supposedly for reasons having nothing to do with the affair (while it was going on). A couple of people at the office knew. She was also engaged at the time, and sleeping with one of her ex's while she was with my husband.

My husband and I decided to work out our marriage and he has done everything he can possibly do to make up for his lapse in judgment, he told me everything and wanted things with the slut to be over. They were only more than friends for 3 weeks.

When he tried to beak it off via the phone, she refused to accept and even a few more calls later to tell her it was over, was still texting and calling (even when she knew he was with me), even calling our house and demanding to talk to me. She completely acted as if I was the other woman! She was demanding to meet with him in person. She even had her fiend text my husband saying 'How could you do this to my friend! I didnt think you were that kind of guy!'.

Eventually, our marriage counselor even conceded that if my husband had no feelings for her, that it would be a not-bad idea for him to just meet with her in person and tell her face to face, and get it over with. She told him she could meet him at a certain time at one of the casino cafe's on the strip (we live in Vegas and this is very common to meet up on the strip, so I was ok with it). When he got there, she manipulated him up to a suite she had rented ('I wont stop calling if you dont come up with me') He tied to leave several times but eventually she gabbed him and stripped down to some lingerie and seduced him. They had never had sex before that night. She knew it was over, she just tried to dive a wedge between him and me (it didnt work). She planned everything from the time, the place, the room, and the lingerie!

Then she tried to say she was pregnant…she's not, btw. And she faked a couple trips to the ER to try and guilt him into seeing her. It's been 5 months and she still texts him and holds the position that he is a horrible person for not leaving his wife of 7 years!

I cant get over her audaciously desperate and slutty tactics. I want to hit her at her job, her reputation, her pocketbook, her relationships…everywhere I can. All I know about her is her name, address, phone, workplace, where she went to school, her car and whatever is on her facebook. Unfortunately no email and no SSN. I also have her fiancé's phone number. Can I get her fired since they started this affair there? I know her career is very important to her, she lives with her mom (ya, she's young), her dad died. That's about it. I know she is a miserable person in an unhappy life but attitude that she was in and I was out, even when he was telling her that the whole thing was a huge mistake, is unforgivable.

Thank you so much for you time and thought!!!
Upset in LV

Revenge JokerHi
Upset,

I'd have shot your husband if I was you… seduced him up to a suite and had sex with him against his will… Fuck me but I've heard a lot of tales but that is the tallest!!

Anyways, you want him, you got him, warts and all.

As for the broad… start a campaign of phone calls to her work using a service, untraceable, and you can spoof (change) the caller id to anything you want, get your friends to help. A few dozen calls, with lots of weird messages should do it.

And do the same for her fiancé, call him, leaving messages from other guys for him to relay to her, mess them up good.

For Facebook?
Start a new account and use a different computer than home or work. Post to her account as if you're a lean, hungry, horny hunk in her town. Set up the account and all that, pictures too, with what you can scrounge up.

Get her attracted to this mystery guy and set up dates with her… never show up, but offer excuses why you couldn't be there, set up more dates… during the day, a working day for her, lunch times, etc.

Keep her hooked and on the run for this hot guy!
LOL

I hope this gets you started!

I hope this helps,
RG

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