Custody Fights

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RG understands that, after a breakup or divorce, custody arrangements can turn nasty.

And the poor kids get beat on emotionally because of the one-sided bitterness. Although the real resolutions are in family court, there are ways that RG can help to make your life a little easier.

Revenge Guy,

Here’s the story:
My boyfriend of 2 1/2 years has a crazy ex, let’s call her Cindy. She is also the mother of his 10 year old child, Matt.

Cindy has refused to let us have Matt on numerous occasions, by telling the police that my boyfriend sells drugs, hits her, so on and so forth.

At one point last fall, after not seeing Matt for over 6 months, Cindy finally shows up at the designated meeting spot (they have to meet in public to exchange the child because my boyfriend is so unpredictable and violent, according to her) only to have two police cars follow in behind her. They arrest my boyfriend for driving on a suspended license because of an unpaid ticket. This is all in front of Matt who is crying and sobbing. My boyfriend had to perform 20 hours of community service and pay $150 fine. The community service hours had to be performed at a certain time, which happened to be on our anniversary.

Now, today, Cindy is again threatening to send the police to our house because my boyfriend is ‘threatening’ her by not driving 2 hours one way to drop Matt back off, because she doesn’t ‘feel’ like driving anywhere.

She bad mouths my boyfriend in front of Matt, told Matt that I was nothing but a white trash whore (yes used those words). She makes our lives hell, even though she is remarried and had another child (oh yeah, I forgot, my boyfriend also made her have a miscarriage because he yelled at her over the phone, he ‘killed’ matt’s baby brother or sister, more lies as told by Cindy).

I need to find a way to punish this woman for all the pain she has caused my boyfriend and the damage she had done to her son. Her husband is a CIA agent, so I have to be careful. But please if you have any ideas I would extremely grateful.
Beaten On

Revenge JokerHi
Beaton On,

It’s time to detail all the events, journal everything with dates, times and events; have your boyfriend fly straight; and call a lawyer. Revenge here isn’t the answer, retribution through the legal system is.

It’s time also to get the custody agreement reworked, I think. This is where you need the lawyer and the journal of events. Personally, I’d be spending a ton of money on recording equipment to get all these lies on tape and present them to the judge at the next court appearance.

Because of the ongoing harassment maybe it’s time to curtail the visits with Matt because having the child in the midst of this isn’t fair to him.
Let Matt know that there will be no more visits because of his mother’s behavior. Matt is old enough to understand why his parents are in different families, why he can only see his dad occasionally and why there is a judge that your boyfriend and Matt’s mother needs to see sometimes.

Maybe the point will be made.

Cindy does sound beyond crazy to the point of abusiveness and violence.
Her husband being a CIA agent is likely a lie. Agents don’t talk about their employment.

Maybe start sending her husband some flowers from "A Special Valentine" to her home. And I’d post up some room for rent signs for her home just to keep her busy as well.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 Hello RG,
My boyfriend is in the midst of getting a divorce. He and his soon-to-be ex-wife have a 4 month old baby girl that he would give the whole world for.

She has turned nasty ugly from the first day they established divorce papers and doesn't seem to be slowing down. The only "custody" he has right now is temporary and its only 6 hours a week. He drives a total of an hour to see his baby and the entire time he is there, Cruella Devile gives him a hard time therefore, he doesn't enjoy his time like he would like too.

She is threatening insurance fraud and jail time, and gave him two weeks to come up with $1000 dollars for medical charges that we never received confirmation of.

She is also demanding he pay for ALL of her attorney fees and anything else she can think of.

She is a nurse and makes plenty of money to keep her happy. We on the other hand, are barely scrapping by after child support is paid. She KNOWS we don't have the money to pay her, and she said her goal was for him to live on the streets.

Today, he had to give up his rights to his daughter in hopes that Cruella would stop pushing. The final hearing was set for the 29th of this month and we were thrilled! Now, in attempts to hurt him more, she has pushed it back another two months, which puts off his custody rights. His entire family is mortified and devastated. Please help me in getting legal revenge
The helpless girlfriend

Revenge JokerHi
Helpless GF,

After I fired off my snarky remark to you it came to me: just how naive you really are.

Your boyfriend's wife just had a baby and you're wondering why she's so mean and resentful? 13 months ago, maybe 14, he was sleeping with her in a possibly happy marriage.

Just when did your affair start?

And how long do you think it'll last?

You've tied yourself to this train for at least the next 18 years, or maybe the rest of your life.

You're not just dating this guy, you're dating his baby and his wife (soon-to-be-ex-wife?) and her whole family.

She JUST had his baby and now the father is shacking up with you? His family must be very supporting for him to dump his wife and find a replacement so soon after.

I'm not going to ask what caused the break-up, I really don't care.

But the simple fact that you want revenge on the wife shows me that you have NO IDEA what you've got yourself into.

Think about this: he has a daughter, he has obligations for the next 18 years to make sure, financially and emotionally, that the daughter is well cared for.

Now, what that really means is that the wife will know everything about your relationship with him.

She will know how much money you have, she will know when you go on vacations and where, she will have a lawyer checking every time this guy shits just in case a dollar slips out that she needs to get her hands on.

Are you really, truly, ready for this type of life?

Revenge is the last thing you should be thinking of. You (maybe) will soon have a step-daughter. YOUR obligations will grow beyond this ass you're with. The wife will have power over everything, despite whatever custody is decided by the courts.

And still, he needs a better lawyer.
The Revenge Guy

When the In-Laws Divorce Goes Bad

Dear Revenge GuyDear RG,
My father-in-law separated/divorced my mother-in-law just about 3 years ago.

I’ve been with my husband for almost 5 years, so I knew him before and after the split. He repeatedly cheated, lied and stole, he is manipulative and has a big temper. After he moved out he would contact my mother-in-law almost daily asking for trivial items like a spatula or money (she gave him $5000).

He was mad that she didn’t give him more than $5000 of her own money. My mother-in-law was heartbroken and still had hope that he would come back to her because she had this dream that a family should stick together. She wanted to be nice and so when they split up their assets/liabilities she kept a joint-debt in her name since the interest would be lower and the payments were $400/month vs. $1000/month.

She is a banker and made a budget for him and knew that he wouldn’t be able to afford the $1000/month payment if he got it in his name. She made it part of the separation agreement that he had to pay this. He was good about paying it for about 1.5 years with only one stint where he had difficulty paying, but he made up the payments later.

Then when she started being firm with him about not contacting her anymore and forced him to get his $50 000 sports collection out of the house as well as other things that he was leaving around as an excuse to keep contacting her. He started doing petty things like ordering pizza in her name etc.

Then he said he didn’t want to pay anymore, she reminded him that he had by having her lawyer send him a letter. 6 months later he stopped paying again saying that he couldn’t afford it. With more effort and a court date being set to garnish his wages he said he would pay again but then only made 2 late payments, he declared bankruptcy and because my mother-in-law is a “creditor” to him she is responsible for the $44 000.

She is going to see if she can take him to court for a reasonable amount but she has yet to set up a consultation. Now it’s not like me to want to get revenge but in this case he has caused everyone in the family terrible stress and I want to do something like put a potato in his exhaust pipe so he can’t start his car and has to pay to find out why (he’s not very handy).

I want to do something because then I would get in trouble not my mother-in-law if I did get caught.

The Revenge GuyHi,
I think that immediately your mother-in-law should move all of his possessions out of the house to a storage unit and file a legal claim against his possessions for payment of the bills he owes for. Such a lien is usually easy to get and may just be the kick in the ass for him to straighten up and for her to realize that the relationship is lost.

Drastic but certainly necessary in this case.

Forget the potato in the exhaust pipe. Childish and generally doesn’t do much damage, if anything. Think about things that will just make him look bad, because he’s obviously all about image.

What you want to do is get yourself some “Liquid Ass” (easily purchased online) and visit his car and place some on the driver’s door handle. He’ll stink like the shitty person he is.

You can follow up with doing his door handle where ever he lives too.

Let his new scent be a warning for everyone that encounters him.

You might also consider some bumper stickers that say things he’d never agree to. Find them in your local store or have them custom made at an online store that’s easily found.

I have to ask though, what does your husband think of you getting even for his mother against his dad?

Good luck,

She Said Karma is a Female Dog

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I recently bought a sports car and invested over 7 grand in performance racing parts in a two month period. For the first month i would give my sister a ride at all times of the night, picking her up from random locations after she dumped her kid off on my parents and ran the streets with her gang banging boyfriend. I got tired of this after a while and told her i wouldnt give her any more rides. After that she said karma is a female dog, i didnt believe it but a week after she said that she drained the royal purple racing motor oil out of my car, causing me to destroy my engine on the drive to work. I confronted her about it, and she gave me that type of look that says “Yeah, i did it, you know i did it, but you cant prove it and im LOVING this right now.” Also, she has no job, lives with my parents, no vehicle, no ambition. Can you help?

The Revenge GuyHi Brother,
Of course I can help. It’s what I do.
First I’m going to make some assumptions here, so you know where my thinking is coming from.
1. You live with your parents along with your sister and her child.
2. You have more money than brains for tricking out a car with 7k worth of mods and not having anything left over to fix the engine.
3. Your sister isn’t nearly as fat as I thought she might be because she was able to crawl under your car and undo the oil pan.
Now then, revenge as I see it is a three-pronged attack.
Start with something simple, like itching powder in her bras. She’ll enjoy that. Just don’t wash your underthings with hers.
Move on to creating a social networking account that she and her boyfriend uses. Build a nice page, full of friends and pictures of the girlie you’ve become. Invite her boyfriend for a threesome or something, then show your sister what you “found” online. Let her choose to beat down on her bf for a while, instead of you.
Finally, move out. You need more of a life than you’re ever going to get where you are now. Put on your “big boy pants”.

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Need a little help getting even with family that has done you wrong?

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My Brother Steals My Money

Revenge Guy,

I’m looking for a way to get revenge on my brother.

He is 19, and has stole 45 pounds from me.

I know it was him because I saw him put my wallet down, but I
said nothing so I could get revenge.

He has stolen money before and denied it, but this time I want to
get him back. I was thinking about taking something of his once a
day and hiding it, like a item of clothing, games, phone charger..

Thanks for any tips,

Revenge JokerHi

I think what you need to is catch him in the act, in an undeniable way.

There are two ways to do this:

1. Buy some ultraviolet ink, the kind that only shows up under a
black light and start writing your name on the bills. When he takes
it and you confront him, with your parents there ( I am assuming the
both of you live with your parents, but no matter) shine the light
on the bills.

That should put an end to this.

2. If you have a copier/scanner/printer, photocopy a few bills
and leave them between a couple of fivers in your wallet. I’m sure
he won’t look to closely at them when he steals them and if he
doesn’t notice the fakes, well he’s busted.

If he does notice the fakes, will he tell you? Probably not. So
he’s busted.

That should put an end to this and more.

Good luck,

Revenge Guy,
I guess I will just jump right in.

 have been with my fiancé for almost 6 years. His sister is CRAZY!

She controls his whole house because she hits her mom and shows her
daddy her privates parts when she wants something.

She hates me more than anyone in the world.

Because my fiancé does not bow down to her every wish and command she
thinks that I control him.

Really, the matter of the fact is that he thinks she is disgusting for
what she does and really does not want to have anything to do with her.

She has paid a guy to call my phone and tell me that he was going to
hunt me down and kill me, she has cut all four of my tires, and recently
she stole my fiancé's check book and stole $100.00 dollars.

She has made my life a living hell.

My options for revenge are very limited due to the nature of the
relationship. I don't want trouble between his family and him because,
like I stated, she controls that house.

I need to make sure that I do not get caught because the difference
between a prank and revenge is that a prank is something you are
planning on bragging about, I plan on sitting back, watching and keeping
my mouth shut.

I am not even allowed over there because she said so.

Please help me. Here are some things to keep in mind:

She has no job because she keeps getting fired;

She admits openly about sleeping with 5 different guys one of which is

And she has no shame in her actions.

I can't sleep at night because I know that she is at home smiling
because there is nothing that I can do about her. I would really
appreciate your help.

Thank you so much. Susie


A fiancé for 6 years?

You really need him to get off his butt, get a job and make you a
married woman so that the both of you CAN have a life of your own. And
move far, far away.

But really, if things are that bad and he lets his sister push him (and
the whole family is weak too) now, what do you think married life will
be like?

You don’t need revenge you need to be single and done with this
loony-bin once and for all.

As for revenge I will give you an
option to stir things up:

Call her up, anonymously.
Use the voice changer and start talking about all her “little secrets”.

Let her know that the secrets are out in the open… if that doesn’t shake
her up and make her fly straight nothing will.

Otherwise head for the hills, dump your fiancé and live a better life.

Best wishes,

Revenge Guy,

I thought perhaps you might have an idea or two
to assist me.

I have been seeing a woman who is going
through a divorce and her ex is something of a controlling manipulator,
the kind of guy who uses the kids against her whenever possible,
promising the kids things then saying he can’t do it because of mommy,
things would be better if mommy wasn’t the way she is, taking them out
of school without telling her, that sort of thing.

He’s also trying to bury her in the courts
with baseless motions that she’s a drug addict and an alcoholic, that
sort of thing.

Normally, I would assume this is the kind
of bitterness that you might experience in any divorce and her lawyer
can probably handle all the crap he’s slinging. My problem is that this
guy outweighs her by about 150 pounds and, when she was moving her stuff
out, decided it would be a good idea to punch her in the face because
she was taking "his" stuff.

On top of that, he can be abusive with his
children and to me it seems like he’s trying to get them for no other
reason than to hurt her. Best of all, he’s a "good Christian boy" and
does his best to make sure no one can see or hear the things he does and
tries to play himself off as the victim of her whenever he can.

In a nutshell, this guy is a douchebag. I want something epic to make
this guy suffer for a long time. Something that will make his life hell
in the way hers was while she had to live with him. He’s far too
ignorant to realize what kind of person he is, but I figure making his
day to day life a little bitter crappier would at least even the cosmic
score some.

Revenge Joker


What I’d like to suggest is for everyone in the family
to walk around with a hidden recorder or something.
You know you can get wireless, web-enabled nanny-cams these days?
Get one planted in his house to record the “kids” and reveal his antics
to the divorce lawyers.
I’d make sure that mom has detailed everything going on too.
Since lawyers are involved, documentation is the best way to go here.
Write down everything.

Ex’s are the worst type of people sometimes, using kids as weapons.
When the divorce is final, move.

I’d also talk to his church minister, maybe he can help.
Get the info about his true nature in the open the most covert ways you

And for long-term revenge, every once in a
while I’d place an ad at the local supermarket advertising a cheap room
to rent. Keep him busy with strangers!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I have a roommate who is also my cousin and best
friend so I don’t want to ruin our friendship, but I am at my wits end
with her and her dog. She has a small dog and he is a nice dog but he
pees and poops in random places at random times.

Before we moved in together I had a
conversation with her about being apprehensive to live together because
I didn’t want the dog to pee and poop in my room or on my furniture.
Well he hasn’t peed in my room but he has everywhere else. He has
urinated on my furniture numerous times and I’m tired of it. Our
apartment smells like dogs all the time.

I have tried numerous approaches and she
just doesn’t listen. This morning he peed in the bathroom and I told her
about it. Well this was at about noon. I went in the bathroom at about
7pm that night and the piss was still there!

Also she usually puts her
dog in a cage because he is not trained but she goes to work earlier
than I do and he makes a lot of noise in the cage so this wakes me up
about 30 minutes to an hour before I have to get up almost everyday.

am tired of this. Personally I feel she should just take him somewhere
to be trained but she won’t.
Please help me,

Revenge Joker


Quite simply, kick her out.

She’s not responsible enough to own and care for a dog and either you
stand up to her or train the dog yourself.

I don’t care about being nice to cousins and people that aren’t trained
to even be normal. Talk to her mom, your aunt. Ask her why all this
happens, didn’t she teach her daughter any manners?

I have no idea why you’d email a revenge specialist for advice here.
Unless you need a reason to kick her out.
She stinks like dog and now you do too. Best friend or not, she’s taking
advantage of you.
Kick her out and send her a cleaning bill too! Let this mature her a
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


My father passed away last year having suffered a heart attack, he
was very well known in his trade and received a lot of publicity and
money, as stuntmen do, but with that came a new wife in 1987.

new wife did not last very long so her and my father separated in
2001 but did not divorce as my Dad knew she would take him for half
of his assets.

When my father had the heart attack he was in this woman’s company,
she made two phone calls and waited at the very least an hour before
calling an ambulance.

Be under no doubt that this woman hated my father and has openly
admitted to being only interested in his money and raising her own
status, she was a tea lady at Yorkshire television originally.

As you have probably guessed she took everything in court with a 16
year old will that was not my Dad’s latest will, the solicitors
mysteriously could not trace 2 wills made since the 16 year old one
but did have record of them.

Basically Mr. RG this disgrace of a woman has taken my father, made
him suffer to his last breath and shagged her way through the
solicitors, it has been a very long time coming for this woman and I
want her to experience the devastation I have, I did go to the
police over this but they said despite believing she had
deliberately finished off my dad they could not take it to court
without a confession, which I got but not on tape.

Please help, I really want some justice for my Dad.
Call Me Sad

Revenge JokerHi

Wait another month or two and try your best to get her confession on
tape, over the phone, or email her a “crying letter” asking her why
this all happened and try to get her confession that way.

Every couple of months, continue to
find ways to get her to talk about what she did. Eventually she’ll
tell you and you’ll have it recorded.
And have her arrested the next day!!

That is the real revenge you seek. Nothing else will do.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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