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The
Revenge Guy Helps You Get Even With Ex-Boyfriends
and Ex-Girlfriends

Need a little help getting even with an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend
that has done you wrong? Do you want some break-up revenge advice?

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person. If
you need help breaking up with someone, take a look at The Revenge Guy's Break-up Lines.

Hi
RG,
I dated this guy who is one hell of a player.

He only dates newly
divorced women who own houses so he has a place to stay.

He's very
smooth & takes women for all they have. He preys on the vulnerable.

He moves in stays a couple of years & then looks for his next victim
when women start running out of money.

He is a heavy drinker has had
several DUIs.

He is the most romantic and attentive guy. Women don't
spot his game because they are so vulnerable.

When they figure it
out he has already got his hooks in them & the next victim on the
line. He moved from my house directly into someone else's. He still
calls for booty. How do we stop this con artist?
Sharon B.

Hi
Sharon,
First off, I would place a classified ad in your local newspaper, in
the legal section, in the form of:
To whom it may concern, be it known that from the date of January 1
2009 9Your Name) will no longer be responsible for the debts of (his
name).

This type of legal financial withdrawal of responsibility will get
his name on notice with many legal and financial institutions and it
makes a great start.

Then, anything that he has left at your place I would sell on eBay
and be sure to include, with each auction, a note on how you came to
be in possession of the item and why. This gives you the arena to
tell your story as well as having it publicly displayed to thousands
of eyes.

As for warning women in the future, the best thing to do is find the
women from his past, share stories and come together as a group to
publicly out this womanizing bastard. He gives all men a bad
reputation!
Best wishes,
RG 

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Hi
RG,
I have a few questions.

My husband of 18 years cheated on me and I want to find a legal way
of getting revenge on the girl he cheated with.

She copied pictures and videos of them together on his memory card
so I would find them.

So I have these pics of her and would like to know if I could get in
trouble with the law if I posted a myspace or a ad on craigslist
about her and posted her pics on there and what she is known for
doing (sleeping with married men and trying to blackmail them if
they get out of the relationship).

I would also like to run flyers off and say lost dog cause in
several of the pics she is holding her dog and then write last seen
humping peoples husbands and distribute the flyers around places
where it is known she hangs out.

I live in XXXXXXX and am not sure what the laws are as far as
getting in trouble.

Please let me know if these things are legal and I can do these
without getting in trouble with the law.
Thanks,
ready for revenge

Hi
Ready,
Generally, if you publish the truth you are not breaking the law.

I would check your states laws concerning the laws of privacy of
person, which may or may not apply.

A website? Sure I’d do that.

Here’s a tip:
You could go to
www.business-domain-names.com and buy a website name.

It's very easy to do. When buying the web site (domain) name also
purchase the “private registration” option which hides your identity
of ownership. No one will know who owns the website.

Then purchase the hosting package for the website that includes the
website creator. This is also very easy to do and you will have a
website up in a matter of minutes. Once that is completed you will
have a private, secure place to post all you want about this awful
woman.

Keep to what you know, not what you guess at, and you’ll be quite
safe, I would think.

And talk to your divorce lawyer about other options.
Best wishes,
RG

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Dear
Revenge Guy,
About a year ago, my closest friend and roommate began to date a
fantastic and hilarious guy!

It’s rare that I find someone with as
ridiculous as a sense of humor as I, so I was very excited about
this new addition.

We began to hang out with some of his friends on
occasion and I found myself having the same witty repertoire with
his closest friend, lets call him Jed. Jed, however, was in the
midst of a rocky relationship, lets call her Crazy.

Every time Jed
and I were in the same social scene, Crazy would show up, and I
would here about how they "broke up! through the grape vine (this
happened 5 or so times).

She had a reputation for being high
maintenance, in every sense of the word, and often ruined entire
evenings for herself, her man, and everyone within a 10 foot radius.

I eventually got tired of the story and stopped hanging out with the
group all together. I am not going to lie like I didn’t flirt, but I
am flirt by nature and it was harmless fun. I was dating others and
not looking for the drama!

Fast forward… eventually they do actually break up, and shortly
afterwards Jed and I begin our flirtation once again!

Before long,
we are forced to admit that we do actually have an attraction to one
another and begin a relationship of sort. I make it clear that I
will not be a rebound, that I want to take things slow because of
the sensitivity of the situation, and that I do not want to flaunt
our affection. I also make it clear that I am apprehensive that the
whole thing is a bad idea (which it was).

He says that their
relationship should have been over long ago and that its sad, but
that he is over it. He makes her out to be kind of an immature pain.
All his friends come out cheering that its finally over.

Anywho, Jed is persuasive, and before long I am neck deep in an
intense romance.

But Crazy will not leave me (or us) alone. She
texts him all the time, she talks shit about me (clearly the slut)
to anyone who will listen, she screams her hatred at all his friends
who associate with me in the slightest, and she writes mean things
about me by name online.

At first, I feel sorry for her. The broken
heart is a horrible thing. Eventually I get tired of it. It rules
our relationship. Every time we’re out, his phone will ring over and
over. I find that I am obsessed with it. I begin to lose my cool!

Long story short, just when enough time has pasted where the
harassment seems to be slowing down, she goes through a horrible
family tragedy. He is there for her, 100 percent, as if a boyfriend,
at her beck and call.

I support this as best as I can because I care
for him and appreciate that his is a caring guy, although I express
my discomfort with it. I have been cheated on. Immediately, he
begins to be distant and confused.

So, after a month of waiting for
things to get better, bending over backwards to do/ act in the
appropriate manner, I break it off. I say I love him and want to be
with him, but can’t stand the drama anymore. I say that I hope he
takes him to think about what he really wants. This breaks my heart.

Within two weeks, they are back together. There reunion is totally
under the radar though. (I’d be embarrassed about that too)

I am humiliated and, to be honest, heart broken. I turned the other
cheek through every single bit of the whole situation out of respect
for him and our mutual friends.

I have still walked away with class,
so that our friends don’t feel uncomfortable. But I am pissed…
just livid. If you go back to the ex, I’m not even a rebound… I’m
just a short hiatus.

Believe me, I know that I am better off. I am more than a few
leagues up from Crazy, in looks, intelligence, maturity and general
personality. (as one friend put it UPGRADE). But SERIOUSLY!!!!! I
fell in love and then got pulled into a episode of Young and the
Restless… and that shit is not fair.

Now I have to maneuver social
outings like its a covert operation and just pretend that my
feelings aren’t hurt. To review: my roommate is his best friends
girlfriend. I hear about him and his life all the time. Its not out
of sight, out of mind.
So how do I get revenge? Just wait and assume they are miserable?

-just call me drama

Hi
drama,
Yes, that lying ass sure did put you through the wringer.

And you know he’s just going to pay and pay in his relationship with
CRAZY. So I would feed on it.

You know he’s a flirt. You know he’ll likely cheat on her, and maybe
even CRAZY will cheat on him.

I’d use that info to my advantage since they are always hanging out
with your group of friends.

Introduce him to other women, have a guy friend of yours pass the
word to other guys that CRAZY is easy when she’s had a few drinks.

Let the players play, so to speak.

And enjoy the entertainment and your complete revenge.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Hi
Revenge Guy,
I am tired of trying to turn the other cheek with this nut case. I
have been married to my husband for 10 years and this psycho just
won’t go away.

We have ignored her and we don’t answer our phones
when it is not a listed number, but lately she is getting worse.

6
weeks ago she moved in 2 blocks from our home where we have lived
for 7 years now. She is renting this house and although she will be
evicted within 8 months to a year for not pay ing rent, I don’t know
if I can take this that long. She is driving my husband and I crazy.
She calls our home at least every other day.

Since she has moved in
she has egged our cars, shown up to our church and spit on the door
handles of our cars, called our cell phones at midnight and played
porn over the line, and last weekend stole and broke our Christmas
yard ornaments. Every time she passes us on the road or sees us it
gets her going again. She has called the police on my husband over
and over making up stories that he has choked her or hit her,
etc….when he is no where near her and will not even answer her
calls. I have been keeping a diary of all of her psycho acts for
years, but without a ton of money, there is not much that I can do.

My husband had 3 children with her, of which we have custody of all
3. The oldest boy is now 17 1/2 and he ran away from home to live
with her last May because he did not want all the responsibility
that we expected him to have (like going to school) and his mom lets
him stay up and get drunk with her boyfriend who is only 7 years
older than my husband’s son. They also have twin daughters that are
14 and they can not stand their mom and have refused to see her. She
even called the police and tried to force them to go, but the girls
refused and the police told her that they would not force them to
go. (After all, we are not forcing the boy to move back in with us).

Anyway, this psycho will just not leave us alone and continues to do
more and more hateful things to us. I thought that if we ignored it,
she would stop, but it just seems to be getting worse. I also have a
son of my own that is one year older than another daughter she has
by another man, so now her daughter is going to the same school as
my son and it makes me very nervous.

As I said, I have turned the other cheek and ignored it for a long
time now and I am tired of allowing her to do hateful things to all
of us. She parks her car in the garage all the time so I can not get
to it. Any ideas?
TRM

Hi
TRM,
I really feel for you.
Bearing the brunt of these lunatic actions cannot be easy.
She was obviously hurt in the divorce…. Which we can now use
against her.
You need to start sending her letters…. Anonymously… From an
admirer.
Leave hints in the cards, notes and small gifts that they are from
someone she knows at work, grocery shopping, getting her hair
done… Whatever.
Once attention is focused back on her she’ll likely lose interest in
you and your husband.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 

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Dear
Revenge Guy,
My boyfriend’s sister (we’ll call her Kara) just broke up with her
boyfriend of 2 years, but he’s not the problem. She started dating a
new guy (we’ll call him Boy).

Boy was so sweet to her at first, but
we all started to suspect that he had a few girls ‘on the side’.
Kara’s mother, Kara’s brother, and I began looking at Boy’s online
profile and saw he had a lot of messages from different girls.

About 2 months past and Kara saw a
message that was from another girl saying "I’m glad you’re all mine
and I love coming to see you at your dirtbike races". Boy is an avid
dirtbike rider, yet he was lying to Kara saying he was going riding
when really, he was going to see these other girls.

We all were thinking of how to get him
back and many ideas came to mind like forking his lawn, and putting
garbage all around his personal racetrack he has for riding in his
backyard. We really wanted to do something to his track…. any
ideas?
Thanks!

Hi
Person With No Name,
The solution is:
Bird seed.
Scatter large handfuls of it on the sidelines of the track, in the
center of the track if it’s grassy.

Once the birds start getting fed regularly it’s hard to get rid of
them.

There will be bird poop everywhere and in the air.
And bird seed is small enough that it can be discreetly tossed
around and unless you’re looking for it, you’ll never notice it.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Dear
Revenge Guy,
I recently just had a large break up with my ex. Not
really bothered about the split as I wanted to end it anyway. The thing
is I seem to have substantially lost out on the whole thing.

Well it
all started one night at my parents house when we’d both got back from a
heavy night out we started arguing and eventually things got quite
violent on her behalf, she not only broke the skin on my back biting me
but has also left pretty bad marks on my neck from digging her nails in
my throat, I know psycho.
Anyhow in the struggle while I was trying
to defend myself without hurting her I accidentally caught her with my
ring and scratched her arm.

Now the real problem arises, when I told her
to get out of my house on her way out, as she was unaccompanied by me
she managed to steal a £300 Mp3/movie player and my mobile phone. The
next day I contacted the police and due to lack of evidence nothing was
done about the missing items.

The items were probably dumped so I would
doubt any chance of getting them back. Not only this but the girl
reported me to the police for assault on her, which due to overwhelming
evidence on my behalf she was laughed out of the station, never the less
it still has damaged my reputation considerably in my local town.

I’m
sure you can now see why I need revenge on this girl and maybe someway
of getting some compensation for the £300 mp3 player. Now I just wanna
let you know incase there is something I can do with it, that I have a
cheque from her that was wrote by me but signed by her as a joke for
£500 pounds, that she thought I threw away but I always kept. It’s 8
month old so I don’t know if it is still valid and I know she doesn’t
have any money in her account. also I don’t want to get in any trouble
in the process.
Please help me. Thank you.

Hi
M,
Breakups always lead to bad feelings, rash actions and trouble in
the future when they are handled the way yours was. Violence begets
violence. Revenge begets revenge.

But, since she started it, let’s move
ahead with how to get her back.

First off: Cash the check. At the very
minimum she’ll have an insufficient funds charge to deal with from her
bank.

Secondly:
In your local paper place the following ad:
Found – My self-respect, my self-esteem and my freedom. After finally
wrenching free of the (describe her here) boat anchor that was around my
neck, I am a new man. But I did lose (describe the items here) in the
process. If you have seen them please send a message to Box #… (rent a
box number from the newspaper where you place the ad).

This will work
great if your town is as small as you say it is, because everyone will
read this!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Hi Revenge Guy-
I dated a guy who agreed to be exclusive with me. I started getting a
weird vibe after a while that he wasn’t being or didn’t really want to
be exclusive and we had a lot of arguments about it.

One day I snooped
in his email and found a racy email he had written to a female "friend".
He abruptly broke it off.

About a year later he admitted he had never
wanted to be exclusive and only agreed to because he didn’t think I
would date (f***?) him otherwise.
Any suggestions how to get this bastard back?
L.

Hi L,
Some guys are just creeps, after one thing and will do anything to get
it.
It’s too bad you had to resort to ‘snooping’ to find out that he was
two-timing you, that he couldn’t be honest with you.
Now it’s a year later and you want revenge? Good girl, revenge is best
served cold and a year later should keep you out of the prime suspects
list.

Here’s what you do:
Call up the local health board, tell them he has an STD. They’ll call
him in for a test and a talk. Call up his current girlfriend, tell her
the same story.

Tell all your friends how small his manhood is…. tell your friends,
tell strangers, post it on websites with a picture of him. use
newsgroups, they’re great. Be sure to go online somewhere safe, like an
Internet cafe or library.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Revenge
Guy… first off, great website. I just stumbled across it this
afternoon and am glad I did. Here is my situation.

A couple of years
ago, my two younger cousins got the best of me at a
family-get-together, Thanksgiving I believe.

Anyway, they talked me
into playing a game of "Spoons" with them. I am sure you know what
this is, however, I did not.
Let me explain just in case you haven’t
heard of this horrible game. Two people kneel facing each other.

A
large metal spoon is presented. In turn, as one person lowers their
head, the other places the spoon in their mouth and tries to whack
the other in the head with the spoon (this is actually quite hard to
do just so you know).

Then the guy who just got whacked places the
spoon in his mouth as the other bows down and whacks the guy in
return. This goes on till one person gives up.

The two brothers (my
cousins) totally embellished this story of how one of the brothers (tommy)
was the best in his school at this game and how he had the technique
down perfectly. I went first, I placed the spoon in my mouth, took a
few practice swings (nods) and hit him in the head.

Needless to say,
I didn’t hit him all that hard. Then it was his turn. I bowed down,
he placed the spoon in his mouth, and all the sudden, whack! It hurt
like Hell!!! I turned around immediately suspecting the other cousin
of hitting me with a separate spoon, but he was a few feet away and
everyone in my family (they were all in the room watching) said he
had done nothing of the sort and that Tommy had indeed hit me with
the spoon in his mouth. I proceeded to take my turn.

As I was
prepping, they were all giving me advise on technique… how to
properly whip my neck to get the maximum force out of a hit and
such. Again, a dull thud… not hard at all.

So again, I bowed down
and took my hit. Whack!!! Again it hurt like hell. I looked again
for an accomplice to my obvious beating, but again the family
claimed that Tommy used the spoon in his mouth to hit me. This went
on for some time till I finally realized that I just wasn’t able to
get the technique down and gave up.

Well, a few weeks later the family got together again for a family
BBQ. When I arrived, everyone was in the living room watching the
TV. To my horror, someone had videotaped the whole game a few weeks
earlier and was showing it. I saw myself placing the spoon in my
mouth, taking a few practice swings, then quite lamely bonking my
cousin on his head.

Then I see me bowing down to receive my blow. I
was very interested at this point; wanting to see exactly how he was
achieving these very hard blows to my head. And as he whips the
spoon down, it misses me, but I see my other cousin lean in and hit
me with a large spoon he had hidden behind his back! Then of course,
the whole family broke into uncontrollable laughter.

Ouch!

How could
I have fallen for this? I thought this was the deal from the start
when playing the game a few weeks earlier, but I had my whole family
assuring me the game was legit and I simply wasn’t using the right
technique. I was pissed, but it being family and all, I put on as if
I thought it were funny and took it in stride.

I told them good job
for getting me and let it go. But I didn’t let it go. Since then, I
have been trying to find a way to get even with these two little
punks. A couple of years and many family gatherings have passed by,
so they are not on their guard. Now is the time to strike!

I need a
good way to get even with these two…. and maybe even with the
whole family.

I’ve read your other posts and I understand that this
is not very serious.

Nobody ruined my life or anything like that,
but none the less, I want to get even. Just remember, this is
family… I don’t want anyone to be permanently hurt or anything
like that, but I would love to get my revenge. Any ideas?
Taken by
Family

Hi
Taken,
This type of revenge requires expert timing, believable storylines
and and investment in time and money.

Are you up to it?

I know you are. What’s a couple of hundred dollars when revenge is
needed, right?
Taken, this is what you do:
You’re going to set yourself up as a "jackpot winner" along the
lines of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes ™. By this
what I mean is for your next family gathering your going to have
people come to the door to hand you a $30 million dollar check in a
believable format. Then you’re going to make the two cousins beg for
a dime from you. And anyone else you want to involve this in.

This is what you’ll need:
– A printer to print a 4 foot large check for $30 million dollars.

– Hire 3 actors (with cameras, tuxedo and appropriate script) for
the knock on the door and recording the prize awarding event. A
rental van with a "Sweepstakes Patrol" sign on the side would be
great too!

– A family event to spring this on everyone.

At the family event you’ll start a sob story about your life. You’re
a loser, etc. hard times, girls, job, everything sucks… everyone
will hate you, you’re such a sop. Carry on for a while. You might
want to practice this.

Timing is everything.

Then comes the prize patrol… just when everyone hates you.

The $30 million prize should give you a few hours of absolute
torture on whoever is your target. Be sure the actors keep the
cameras rolling.

You’ll love this for years to pass. You’ll be a family legend.

You’ll even send me a copy of the tape.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Hi.
First off, I wanted to say that I’m a fan of your site. I love the
advice you give. Now the time has come for me to ask for help.

Let me begin by saying that I was involved for the better part of a
year with a woman who completely rocked my socks off. She seemed
amazing.

The sex was great, and we both immediately fell in love
(..or so I thought). Here’s the kicker – she and I are married….to
other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

If anybody has a problem,
let them cast the first stone. Anyway, the relationship lasted for a
long while, until she took a trip out of town, where I found out she
had an affair…with a woman.

Of course, she denied it. The
relationship continued, with me being VERY suspicious. Near the end,
we took a trip out of town, where I found out she was having another
lesbian relationship RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE!

When I asked her about it,
she immediately broke up with me, saying she was "too busy". Since
then, she’s kept lying to me, and kept me waiting in the sidelines
(as she asked me to do……I was SO stupid to do so!). She’s had
affairs with both men and women, while at the same time asking me to
stay faithful to her.

She’s still married, and her hubby is freaking clueless! My wife
knows everything, and we’ve patched things up. She wouldn’t mind
seeing revenge on her as well! At one time I was willing to give up
everything for her. Now, I want restitution. I want punishment. I
WANT REVENGE!! Can you help me?

Hi,
I’m glad that you like my website.
I’m very happy that you were able to confess to your wife and
maintain a relationship with her.

You owe her a fabulous vacation somewhere, with a renewing of your
marriage vows.
And a BIG piece of jewelry.

As for this other woman, she’s into everything and everyone. With a
clueless husband to boot that keeps the home fire burning as she
cheats herself to anything that moves.

Your revenge is going to take several steps. They can be completed
in any order.

First off:
You’ll want to reprint this email once you’ve deleted any
identifiable marks, such as your email address. Or print it from my
website, it’ll be on the home page. Then leave copies of it
everywhere. Her office, his office. The grocery store bulletin
board. All kinds of places where they’ll see it. Maybe the clueless
husband will make the connection, maybe he won’t. But she will. And
she’ll be put on notice.

Secondly:
Start placing "Found Item" ads in the local papers describing things
that she owns. These are usually free ads and they very rarely check
the phone number of who places the ad. Use her phone number. The
kooks will start calling, the more frequently the higher the value
of the item seems to be. The conversations with these kooks will be
incredible. Just imagine it.

Thirdly:
Set up one final date with her. Preferably a late meeting in a
motel, or a fancy dinner place. Get someone else to call the husband
about this rendezvous, preferably as it’s happening (of course, you
won’t show up!).
The fires will roar!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Dear
Revenge Guy,
I dated a guy for about a year. A few months into the relationship I
told him I was looking for something exclusive and wanted to know
what he was looking for. He indicated he was looking for something
exclusive as well. We continued to date.

A few weeks later he
started saying and doing things that were leading me to believe he
didn’t really want to be monogamous so I asked him straight out. He
vehemently denied he didn’t want to be exclusive but continued doing
fishy stuff to which our arguments became more frequent. He hung out
with and went away alone with other woman (one on my b-day weekend
even) and continued making disconcerting comments in general.

It finally ended because I snooped in his email one day and found a
racy email he wrote to one of his female "friends". I confronted him
about it over the phone. His response "I don’t know .. maybe we
should just be friends. Got anything else to say?" to which I
stupidly said "no" and he hung up on me.

A month after we broke up I saw this post he wrote on a website he
frequents:
[ah friends with benefits]
"The only way to fly. Plus, with this kind of strategy, you get more
than one! Variety… you know, it IS the spice of life".

A year after we broke up he finally admitted he had never wanted to
be exclusive and started telling me same lame thing about how a
female friend of his calls him a serial monogamist.. blah, blah,
blah…

I HATE this guy! He humiliated me!!! He wasn’t "confused"… he’s a
manipulative, lying asshole and I want revenge!!!!
Any ideas???
Thanks, L

Dear L,
At least you made a good move when you got rid of him… he’s been a
player all the time, saying whatever he needs to say to get what he
wants. I’m sure there isn’t a sincere bone in his body.

Usually I say that good living is the best revenge. And it still is.
And it’s very important for you to move on from this horrible
experience with this awful guy.

I’d suggest posting a gay singles ad in a local paper for this guy.
Include his phone number…. let him get past that one.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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dear revenge guy,

I met jeff at a wrestling match for my high school(he goes to another
school, a grade above me). we had a little thing my freshman year, but
then i started to realize how much of a jerk he was. he always tried to
kiss me, even when we werent going out, and me being the naive freshman,
and him being the sweet talker, i gave in.

he asked me to go out with him
a couple times, but i said no. the summer after 9th grade we started
hanging out, and even though he knew i had a boyfriend, he got a little
grope friendly when we were at the movies, so i got mad at him. he met 2
of my really good friends at a party, and told them that i fooled around
with him. which was not true at all. so i confronted him about it, and he
denied everything. he said "you know i would never hurt you and talk about
you like that" so i forgave him.

just other little things he did made me
not want to talk to him as much, and i learned to stand up to him.

i guess
he just got jealous, because this year (im in 10th grade now) i met a guy
that goes to jeffs school(rob). he knows that we know eachother, and he
gets really mad whenever i talk about him. he found out from one of my
friends that rob was at my house the other night with a couple other
people, and somehow got the impression that we were fooling around (not
true) and he told one of my very good friends that i was planning to lose
my virginity to him. (not true either, and obviously this has gotten
totally blown out of proportion, because i have never done anything sexual
with anyone) my friend confronted me about it, and when i found out what
jeff was saying about me, i could tell my friend was really disappointed
in me, until i told him the truth.

and nothing he has ever done has hurt
me more than this. and thats why i need some effing revenge, so he
realizes how much he hurt me, and so everyone else will realize that he is
a prick that doesnt know how to treat a girl. whatever, i just want him to
be deathly embarassed and scarred for life! im in culinary arts, my friend
suggested "laxative brownies, and lots of em" lol.. so got any ideas?

thanks,
allie

Hi Allie,

You have met the "loser of the year" as far as I am concerned.

Your real question you have to answer is:
Do you want to get rid of him forever?
Or just for a little while?

Jerks like him will tend to hang around and coerce you (sexually) until he
gets what he wants, as long as it is convenient for him to do so (until
another girl victim comes along). They are very selfish individuals and
attempt to hide their selfishness in snide playful ways.

Laxatives in the brownies may be a good way to get rid of him, it’s always
a great revenge idea, especially when given on an outing somewhere. Using
public washrooms as you are exploding from the ass is as unpleasant as it
can get.

But I always prefer the more ingenious approach. Public humiliation can go
a long way in finally getting rid of someone, permanently, with no mixed
messages or other misdirected interpretations as to what was meant. And
that means you have to have more than yourself involved in this setup. So,
get your friends together, all of the ones that know the truth about Jeff
and how he behaves, and create some "this is your life" posters. Detail
all the bad things he has done to you, your friends, etc. Have your
friends and you carry them around for a couple of weeks, "dropping" them
on people that you talk to, places you go, stuff like that. The
humiliation should get rid of him, once and for all.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Dear RG,
Hi. Thanks for taking the time to read my email. I’ll make it
simple. I was seeing this guy for a few months from work. (My family
owns the company). For pretty much no good reason, he stopped
calling, stopped seeing me and is acting weird toward me. All was
going well until we had some problems in the bedroom. But besides
that, I have no idea why he’s being weird. I feel like things
started on his terms and ended on his terms. And that’s just not
cool. I really only see him at work and going to his apartment would
be kind of hard, given if he saw me it would be obvious. Therefore
my only idea thus far is slashing his tires at work. Any ideas from
such a genius would be much appreciated! The old saying "What comes
around goes around". I feel like that’s shit. You just can’t count
on that. I’m sick of being f—ed over and want to be on the other
side of it for a change.
Hope to hear from you!!!!
A

Hi A,
Just send him a bunch of roses. From "Jeff", the guy who’s long
distance in love with him.
Then have a friend of yours be this "Jeff" and leave romantic
messages for this guy at work.
Then you can start hinting around that he’s gay.
Have fun with this.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Hi RG,
I need your help. I was involved with a guy for four years we broke
up about 3 months ago and he started to have a serious relationship
with my worse enemy. They plan to get married soon. I hate him so
much and need to extract my revenge.

Hi,
Be happy he’s out of your life.
And, find out when and where the wedding is, make up some flyers
offering free food and drink to bums and the homeless. Let them
enjoy their "special day".
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy