How to Tell a Friend They are With a Cheater

Hi RG,
Please help me.

How could I get a message to the target person that they are being cheated on and ensuring that no one can trace it back to me. The person doing the cheating creeps me out and feels unsafe, but at the same time I think the target person needs to know.


Hi Friend,
I can only imagine how conflicted you feel, having this knowledge and needing to tell your friend without upsetting the friendship you have. The “bearer of bad news” in these situations rarely escapes unscathed.

What I would do, in your shoes, is create an email account at and send your friend an anonymous email message. Include as much details you can without revealing your identity.

Be very careful about how you phrase things, it’s easy to slip and provide information that only you might know about and give away your identity as the couple fights about the cheating and talk about the circumstances you describe.

I hope this helps!
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy Gets Schools

The Revenge Guy
At School By
The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with someone at school that has done
you wrong? Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what
you need to help you get even and regain your stature as an important

You should know: RG has a great amount of respect for teachers. He will not advise any type of revenge against a teacher. However, if
you feel your teacher is treating you unfairly please follow all
available legal means to address the situation.

If this is the case begin by talking with your parents. Move on to the principal, the
school board and write letters to the editor of the local newspapers.

Of course, if you’re looking for revenge at your high school re-union
against the bully that tormented you, I have it too!

Bullies and kids? Please just ask your parents, ok. Otherwise

Getting Even With My High School Bully

Revenge Guy,

This is my story:
I am about to go to my high school reunion in less than a month and I have had revenge on my mind for this guy.

He was the bully that everyone talks about. In those days I was the quiet guy.

This guy, used to humiliate me by saying things about me, throw milk on my face in-front of girls in high school.

Most of the bullying was of a psychological nature and killed my self esteem.

People say forgive and forget, in my case neither is an option.

He has confirmed he will be at the high school reunion amongst all other people and
I want to pull off an epic humiliation to him in-front of everyone.

We do not have the same friends, maybe a few associates that’s it. I knew this person for 3 years before
I graduated.

I can get information on this person such as his gf name and number(possibly), but
I want to do this at the reunion.

This is the only way I can finally move on and I am sure it will let me move on. I am no longer angry,
I just want swift justice, an eye for an eye type of vengeance. I want him to leave that place feeling small. Thanks in advance.


Revenge JokerHi

I can certainly understand your need for revenge here. The guy that made high school hell has to be gotten even with!

Obviously you
still have some connection with him, you know enough through mutual friends that he’s going. And the 10 year re-union is a big deal, so far anyways. The 50th might be bigger.

“Eye for an eye” and “make him feel small” are feelings I can relate to.

Were you this bully’s only victim? Or are there others that you think would also like to get even?

This could raise the stakes considerably and I’d like to think that you’re not alone in this.

If you are,
here’s a suggestion:
Speeches are always encouraged at re-unions. Letting your former classmates what you’ve made of your life is one of
life’s little pleasures, provided you did something other than collect welfare and make babies.

I’s give a speech featuring the highlights of high school as you remember them, sparing no
insult or recollection.

Bash the bastard!

If you know of others that would like to join you, maybe this will get you even:

I’d create a “souvenir” flyer featuring this guy’s face on every twisted picture I could think of, and leave them on every car windshield before the evening ends.

And have everyone make the same speech as above!

Dude Pushes me Down For No Reason! Read

Revenge Guy,

I got into an altercation with this boy in class.

It was about 3 weeks
ago. He picked me up and slammed me on the ground.

I’ve known him since sophomore year. We weren’t friends but just knew each other, he was
always asking for something.

We know some of the same people I wouldn’t exactly say they are my friends. He does have a job to too far from
where I live. I have his phone number, I know what bus he rides and
where he gets off the bus at.

My dad feels as though some dudes should
go beat him up. I feel as though he should just get picked up slammed on
the ground like he did me.

Revenge would just make me so happy. I
believe that I wouldn’t spaz out on people and have fits of anger.

really hope you can help R.G.


Revenge JokerHi

I’d use a call service and
call him up pretending to big the long arm of the law and he needs to
come down to give a statement “in 3 weeks”. Make sure you set the caller
id to show the call is from someone pretending to be in law enforcement.

Ask his basic info:
Full name, date of birth, school name he attends and names of people
that witnessed “the assault” so they can be called down as well. Tell
him to bring his parents, charges may be laid at the time of this

Let him sweat it out for three weeks, as well as have to explain to
his parents why he did what he did to you.

For extra fun, call the friends he rats out.

He’ll get your message and this humiliation will far outlast a
beating. But get your Dad’s approval.

Revenge Guy,

This new kid at school has been bullying me from the start and just
yesterday we got into a really bad fight and he is more powerful so I
don't know what to do.

Please help as soon as you can. Oh yeah and some of my friend's get
bullied by him and also my sister got involved and I don't want her to
get involved because she could get hurt.

Some 11 year old

Revenge JokerHi

First off, I generally don't answer emails from people under 18. You're
too young to understand the consequences of your actions. But anyways…

You have to talk to your parents and your teachers. Talk to an adult
that you trust. This is the right way to deal with a bully in school.

Bullies are just scared little people inside. They don't know how to
communicate (and you seem pretty intelligent to me) so they turn to
being a bully. They think that they can make friends by being the
biggest and the baddest. And kids that are bullies don't yet know that
life doesn't work that way. Just ask any of the tens of thousands of
people in jail right now. They'd agree with me, 100%.

Because bullies are so scared inside it doesn't take much to make
them even more scared. And it's not with your fists, it's with your
brain. You have to out-think them.

Bullies always pick on one person at a time. Even a stupid bully
knows that he can't take on a crowd. So tighten up your group of friends
and when this kid comes around, all of you together walk away. If he
comes near you, stay with your friends. And if you want to scare him
just say this, yell it out loud "Leave us alone or I will tell everyone
your secret!"

Now, it doesn't matter if you know his secret or not (every bully has
something he's afraid others will find out about himself) you just need
to threaten to expose his secret. It's important that you don't make
anything up. Lying will not get you ahead, it's the possibility that you
will tell and silence afterwards that will shake him up. And stay in your
group, there is strength in numbers.

And please, talk about this with your parents.

Good luck,

School Bully 101

Hi RG, I have a huge problem, there's this huge jackass that goes to
my school, we"ll call him Greg.

Greg has already punched me in the face twice which he got in
trouble for already, but after his suspension, he started taunting
me, calling me insults and started calling me overweight to nearly
everyone in class although I'm am honestly not.

Almost everyone likes this bastard and I can't tell or else ill be a
snitch. I know how to defend myself but if I do punch him back or
call him a name I'll get punished. I really hate this kid and it
makes me seem like a wimp that I cant do anything back. Please give
me advice, id really appreciate it.

p.s. we are in the same class
— Sad


Smile at him. And stand steady.

He will strike out from fear that he needs to beat on you to prove
his is the bigger guy… but your revenge is being the better

Do you understand?

He is a wussy that hides behind beating down others to puff himself
This is a game he will lose.

The next time you're THAT close to him, whisper these words
"Everyone knows about what you're afraid one likes you hear"
and get away from him but walk tall, confident.

Guys lie this seem tough but crack easily. This is how you beat
him… suggest that he's really alone, and let him be.
Other's will follow within days what you have done.


Stop Being His Target

There is this guy his name is Adam. He's always a prick to me.

just today I was trying to be friends with him… (I always think
is alot easier without having to move to revenge.) but I just ask
this girl and him are… and he replys "why should I tell you?!" I
you don't have to it's you're choice. He replys Youre so annoying!
Gosh you're so out of shape and have no friends and are so dorkey!
after that I thaught… Dang he tried to take my best friend away
me he goes off and tells lies telling people I say very crude things
to him. He thinks he is the cooliest guy in the world why dosnt he
just stop?! So finally I thaught it over and googles how to get
revenge and I don't want really horrible revenge just so he can
his own medicene. Like I said revenge is last so if you have some
advice for me I want that too. Bye the way I am 13.


Three things:

1. stop trying to be friends with him. He's not now, or ever will be
nice to you

2. stop letting him bother you, by getting a reaction from you, you
become his victim and his target

3. talk with your parents about this, they can help you more that I


{Dear Reader, I included the above email to show you that life for
kids is hard, but the first people they should be talking to is
their parents, or a trusted teacher, not some "Revenge Guy" online.}

Revenge Guy,
We just bought a house, the far end of the back yard shares
property with an elementary school.

The basketball court sits right next to my backyard with
a small road dividing the two. Most of my neighbors have small 4ft

We had no idea what would happen when the weather warmed up.

Suddenly hoards of young people showed up, driving from other
neighborhoods and playing basketball.

They are constantly swearing and blasting their radio's that have
loud subwoofers. We live in a very nice neighborhood, it just
doesn't fit.

I don't know if it is always the same people playing but the other
day I was outside grilling and the ball bounced into my neighbors
yard, who has a small fence with an unlocked gate. The guy who
fetched the ball jumped the fence using his foot on it and shaking
it violently. He left with the ball in the same manner. I shouted to
get his attention and he ignored me until I became louder. He said,
"don't talk to me like that, I'm a grown man, I will steal your
grill and everything on it!". Several words were exchanged and they
threatened me.

I stood up for myself and threatened back. The police showed up
because my neighbor called, but they had all scattered.

My neighbors and I have phoned the police countless times about
incidents not
unlike this one since the weather has warmed up.

This is our first summer there but our block watch community says it
has been going on for sometime.

I have thought about just removing the rims myself and ditching them
somewhere, but the kids at the elementary school use them during the
day and
I don't want to take their recess fun time away.

Apparently the rims are taken down when school is out, but it is
warm for most of the school year.
What do I do?
Yours truly,
Angry home owner


Take them down and leave them for the school
principal or janitorial staff to put them back up in the morning. Pin a
note to them stating why they were taken down. Remind them that the
municipality/city is responsible for what occurs on the property, even
after hours. Talk to the principal of the school, maybe he's just slow
in putting up a better fence and may need some prodding.

up to these goons isn't going to win you any points here.

I would go after your local municipal leaders to have a tall fence
built around the court too and also register complaints so that this
becomes a local issue when election time rolls around.

I would take video of all the players… from the safety of your
And I would ask that all your neighbors on that side plant rose
bushes, raspberry bushes, something that is hard to walk through.

Most importantly, talk with your neighbors in the block watch to be
a more active part in recording what happens there. Evidence is what
you want.
And if someone needs to take the rims down outside of school hours,
so be it.

Just remember, you'll always have these issues
being beside a school, so you have to think of protecting your
family and sanity first. This isn't revenge, is "safety first" for
all involved.

Best wishes,


My name’s Sandra, and I’ve been wronged. I find that your website is
sincerely a godsend. And I was inspired to confide in you for help.

I’m a very computer literate person, and spend a good deal of time
on the net. Sadly I’m still in high school, but don’t think I’m one
of those sad teens that only contact you to harm their exes.

No, my case is very different, and literally boils my blood every
day. I’d like to state that I am very good with grudges. If I feel
that a person is truly sorry and wishes to be forgiven, I will
forgive them. Yet, a friend of mine, from a high school I attended
last year, hurt me… and never even mentioned asking for
forgiveness from me.

I was brought up in a family that follows law and justice, and I’m
very very against stealing. There’s one case, last year, that
someone (I’ll call her Molly) in a "clique" that I have friends in,
asked to borrow a book of mine. The book was the fourth in a series,
and Molly never gave it back. Molly promised over and over that she
had given it to me, and other times would say that she didn’t even
borrow it. Soon, a good friend of mine (still a good friend)
replaced the book for her, and I decided to chill. I felt that it
was my fault that I let a scumbag like Molly borrow anything of
mine. The people in that "clique" saw, how angry and hurt I was that
I was betrayed by a potential friend. Even the girl (I’ll call her
Richele) in question. (I would estimate a month and a half) After
that incident, Richele decided to be redundant. Richele was a
moderate friend, that I didn’t mind hanging around with. Nor loaning
something to her, especially after being practically begged to let
her borrow it.

Again I was at fault for being trustful of someone I thought was a
friend. I was embarrassed by her, I stood up for her, I stayed on
her side of fights she got into, she was the first friend I made
when I had to go to that high school. And she stole from me.

It’s my fault for trusting her, but it isn’t my fault for her
actions. And I want revenge.

Not only has she stolen one of my personal belongings, but she is
also dating that good friend I mentioned earlier. That good friend I
have feelings for, and I would not say I loved this friend, but I
don’t want that friend to get hurt like I did, along with other

I feel I am the only one that knows that Richele can not be trusted,
only because last year I was the new kid, and my friends have been
friends with Richele longer than I have.

I’ve been hit repeatedly, not only with jealousy of Richele for
still being in contact with my friends, but also because she gains
their trust so much more than I do.

What in this world can I possibly do to wreak revenge upon Richele?
Come damnation or satisfaction. I ask you to help me end my anger
and hurt, Revenge Guy.
Thank you for at least listening.

Revenge JokerHi

Sadly we are going to run up against these types of people all our
lives. Knowing that we are better people that they is somewhat a
reward, but not always enough.

I do not want you to stoop to these peoples level, only because, by
the tone of your letter, you are far superior that these trivial
bits of flesh.

Revenge for you is to write a letter of how you’ve been wronged,
exactly, all thoughts and feelings. And you’re going to hide that
letter, showing it to no one at all, ever.

Then you will discuss the contents only of the letter to the friend
you have feelings for. Putting all this behind you, and exposing
her, will be your revenge.

Follow my advice and have a better life. And don’t worry so much
about the affairs of others. It’s hard to not be a caring and
involved person but you have top let people make their own mistakes
There is so much more to live after school!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


I am in 11th grader in private school. The VP of the student
council, and involved with a military cadet program (MCP).

I am a generally
good guy.

There was a mission
with this MCP and I got home at about 4 am on a Thursday night. On
Friday I went in to school to take a math test, and then left having
only 2 hours of sleep the night before. I find out the teacher has
deducted a point off my grade and given me two hours of detention
for having an "unexcused" absence.

There have been
many others who just skipped her class and there has been no point
deduction or detentions to them. She is the favorite teacher of many
people, and thinks she runs everything.

I would like to
nock her down a peg a expose her for blatantly playing favorites. I
already went to the dean and he just pushed me aside. Please Help!
Thanks in advance,

Revenge JokerHi

Write everything down including names and places and send the letter
to your parents.

Send a copy to the dean, registered mail, so he knows you mean

Just because you’re in 11th grade doesn’t mean you can be pushed

And send a copy to the teacher too.
Don’t be pushed around!

Of course, school does end in a couple of years. And teachers can be
unfair. You might want to take this as a lesson in hard knocks… but
I’d definitely send the letter to your parents. They spend good
money for your education and well-bring. If that is threatened they
should act accordingly.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


I’m seek advise about revenge.

I’m enrolled in an
university level educational program that requires a lot of time,
focus, and concentration. I have been in this program for about a
year now, and I have a year left to complete.

My main problems
are with my classmates. From day one I was chosen to be the odd man
out so to speak. I have been gossiped about, lied to, teased,
ostracized, threatened, and had people take pictures of me without
my consent to try to humiliate me.

This all had hit
it’s peek when I was publically harassed and cursed out by one
desperate girl seeking to gain popularity. I filed a report with my
department and the university about the girl’s behavior in class
(which an instructor was witnessed to), but no one has been willing
to do anything. Not to mention that people who I was on a friendly
basis with before the incident have demonized me for reporting the

It’s like I’m
dealing with Junior high schoolers and no amount of ‘just ignoring
them’ has managed to get these people to let me be and do my school
work so I can go on and make something of myself.

Granted, I do have
friends who support me, and I’m not depending on these jerks for
self esteem, but I do have to go to classes with these people and
there is no way out of it. It’s gotten to the point where it is
scary to go to class knowing that no one is going to control these
people. Is this a good case for revenge, or is there some other way
to deal with these immature losers?
Thanks R.G

Revenge JokerHi,
Dealing with immaturity, at any age, is one of life’s little curses.
This doesn’t strike everyone but it does cause grief for those
unlucky enough to be stung.

Work as hard as you can and if there is any justice in the world,
you will become one of their bosses!

As far as immediate revenge I’d fight back, fire with fire.
Not exactly stopping to their level, but maybe see where you can
turn the tables without giving them anything to report on you.

They take pictures, you take pictures. They ask stupid questions to
you, loudly reply “Why would you ask that?”

It’s your embarrassment they seek and when you retaliate by becoming
loud and demanding it’s likely these weasels will simply, slowly,
slink away to the rock they crawled out from under.

Live well!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


We’re restaging the play "Miss Saigon" and I have this cast member
that is, for me, a total bitch and I’d love to see her get run over
by a large truck.

Anyway, I’m
directing the play and basically provide everyone with their scripts
and the CDs. I lose at least 3 hours of sleep every night just to
think of the next scene and make the choreographies.

Anyways, at this
one practice there’s a girl that says "she’s like "I’m too tired to
practice," and I have sensed her hostility towards me since then.
She talks behind my back as if she’s all that. She’s a total slut
and dresses like one too.

The part that pissed me off was when I dismissed all the girls a
little early because they did good in the practice she was like: "we
shouldn’t have come here then! f—er!" It really ticked me off that
during the dress rehearsal. I called her a retarded bitch with a
blue v–ina in front of a teacher, and I loved it.

But I still wanna get back at her. Something verbal, I prefer and
humiliating, in front of the class, something like that.
Thanks revenge guy. :D

Revenge JokerSeriously Dude,
You’re going to run into these types of people all the time. Revenge
isn’t the answer for everyone of these types of jerks. But this one
is special so here goes:

Your revenge will be letting her ruin this production for everybody.
And the next time she acts up at practice, say this:
“You know, you’ve really tried to get under my skin but I want to
keep my cool. If this show isn’t that important to you, drop out. If
it is then you should be putting in the same effort that everyone
else does.”

Be bigger than her,
girls like that get their true rewards soon enough. School doesn’t
last forever and she will not be prepared for the real world and
life if that’s her type of attitude.

Then I’d find a way
to get her booted out of the production.

And if she stays in as far as show time, take a minute before the
first scene starts and undo all the stitching in her costume.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Hi RG,
I am a student at Xxxxxxx Middle School and this is my final year.

One of
my teachers has made my whole middle school career hell, and she as turned
all of the Xxxxxxx staff against me. It a very long story why they hate me
so much. I have been brave enough to take revenge, I’ve always kept a
clean record. I wanted you to suggest a prank or some sort of revenge the
will get them or one of them good. But, I need a prank that can’t lead to
me, so I or my friends (which will help) get in trouble.

Revenge JokerIn this case, success is the best revenge and honesty is the only answer.

If the teacher is so bad, she shouldn’t be teaching. Document your
problems with her and formally present them to the school board. Discuss
this with your parents because you’ll need their help.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


hi my name is ryan and
I’m only at school in year 8 and I always get picked
on for anything all the time and I get paper balls thrown at me and I
actually got bashed by someone and the kids in my class always tease me
about that but I can’t think of a way to get them back

so can you please
help me I really need you to please.
thankyou. ryan in australia

Revenge JokerHi Ryan,
Where I live bullying is against the law. I have to go over the obvious
things here so bear with me:
Have you spoken with your parents and teachers about this? They should be
made aware of what is going on, before you do anything to get back at
these kids.

As it happens so often, it probably isn’t one kid, usually 2 or 3 that
find it easier to pick on one kid, then a few more that laugh as it
occurs, encouraging the bad ones.

So, first, be sure that your parents and teachers know what’s going on.

Then you have to understand that these kids are usually insecure about
themselves and their place in the world, so to build themselves up they
knock someone else down. They don’t know the harm they are doing or the
hurt feelings that are truly involved, they think it’s a big joke and
don’t take the victim’s (you) feelings into account.

That being said, revenge of a violent type isn’t warranted here, it’s of
no use to stoop to their level. Fighting fire with fire won’t work.

What will work is getting a crowd of your own on your side, and this is
done through the things you are capable of doing. For this type of
revenge, showing yourself to actually be a popular guy, is the best
revenge possible.

I suggest you go to your local library, maybe even the school library, and
get a book on learning magic tricks. Then learn a couple of the easier
ones, like the magic rings trick, and practice it until you can amaze your
parents with it. You may have to buy some magic supplies, check the book
you’ve gotten to see what you’ll need.

Then, once you know the trick and can perform it well, take it to school
with you and amaze the cutest girl in class with it. Girls like to be
amazed with magic and guys like other guys that the prettiest girl likes,
it’s the way of growing up and setting relationships!

So, by creating your own popularity you’ll get your revenge and these
bullies will want to hang around you, instead of pick on you.
Ryan, you can do this.

Another place to check out is, that site has lots of computer
pranks, harmless, but fun. Talk with him, get your picture on the front
page, that’ll boost your popularity too! (With your parents permission, of
Feel free to share this email with your parents, talk about it and then
get going!
Ryan, keep in touch, I want to know how things turn out for you.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

I’m in high school and
I’m kind of tiny for my age but all of my
friends are huge.

Today this kid came up to me that is younger then
me by 2 yrs and from two feet away he threw an apple at my face n my
friends want to fight him but  want to do something better. Do you
have any suggestions?


Revenge JokerHi,
Bullies are always trouble and getting revenge can be dangerous in
that you might escalate the threats and fighting.
But he does need to be taken down a step or two for coming at you
like that.

This is what you do:
Get a few dollars together and head over to the closest craft store.
Buy yourself about 20 of those buttons that you can make yourself.
You know, the kind that have the plastic cover and the pin on the
back to attach to your shirt.

On each button
write "I am a member of the ‘Better than XXX’ club" where XXX is
this kid’s name. Pass the buttons out to all of your friends to wear.
The embarrassment will scare this punk away for good.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


I need some revenge and lots of it this guy has been bulling me for
years and i cant do anything because of his brothers they’re all in
their twenty’s and would kick the shite out of any body who look
funny at the guy so I need to do something that cant really be
traced back to me

please please please give me some idea of what to
from R 


Revenge JokerHi R,
All I’d do is watch the guy for places that he hangs out at, then
anonymously call the store and say this guy has been stealing from them.
That’ll get him some attention.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Revenge Guy,

There are these three guys at my school and they are complete pricks
to me. They tell everyone that I’m gay, given me a harsh nickname
that I don’t want to mention because it upsets me.

As well as this they take the mess out
of my looks and weight. They have stolen all of my friends (except
for a small few who have also been ridiculed) who now do the same
thing and I’m now alone and upset.

This has been going on for two years
now and it even resulted in me thinking about taking my own life. I
request your aid to get the bastards back (hopefully with something
that will split them all up) and make them feel as bad as I do.
Thank you,
Guy in need

Revenge JokerHi

Handling pricks and bullies at school isn’t always easy. Usually
they know who’s after them; they have a ‘gang mentality’ that makes
then less fearful together than apart.
There are steps to handle them though, both inside and outside of
school. The key is not getting caught.

1. Write down all the things the bully(s) has done to you, including
dates and times. Talk to your parents about the abuse you’re dealing
with at school. Let them know every step of the way the legal and
proper things you are doing.

2. Once you have a few incidents written down, go to the school
principal and get some help. If there is no help through the
principal, go to the police with your journal of abuse. Have
criminal charges made, if possible.

3. Contact local newspapers about harassment at your school. Write
an article about it yourself detailing the abuse and send it in as a
letter to the editor to your local newspaper.

4. If you have a camera (phone), take pictures of bruises, thrown
books, damaged property, whatever is done to you, post them on a
blog or website.

On your own, or with friends that won’t rat you out, your revenge

Carefully tail the jerks when they go out places. Shopping is good.
When they are in a store, go to security and report them for shop
lifting. That’ll keep them busy.

Create posters for ‘Moving sales", ‘Yard sales’ and such. Include
directions for the bullies house, with his/her name on it. That will
get the bully’s parents involved but you’ll have some early morning

Most of all, I’d recommend going the legal route not the revenge
route. Despite the harassment you get at school, keep in mind that
school does end and you have the rest of your working life to deal
with the jerks that were after you.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Need a little help getting even with friends that have done you

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.

Revenge Guy,

I have a neighbour and we have managed to remain relatively decent
toward each other for the past year, but recently she has been
making it harder for me to be able to hold back from doing something
nasty to her.

On my birthday I was visited by a worker from Children's Aid;
apparently some anonymous person reported that I was abusing my

After some brief conversation out on our shared deck about it, I
quickly figured out that it was my neighbour, because of her obvious
guilt and stunned look when I told her of things that were said to
the organization (that I made up to see the reaction).

I have planned a revenge on her for almost two weeks now and
hopefully when it happens it will be sweet, but now something new
has come up.

Her daughter and my daughter (both 8) play together. Her's is a bit
(understatement) of a bully.

Finally a few days ago the bullying resorted in my child with a
broken finger, which the other child, and mother, adamantly deny was
caused by this other kid (because everyone can break their own
finger on purpose without vomiting), so my little girl has no
apology and is left without closure to this traumatic incident.

I also overheard this woman and her sister (who does not know me at
all) saying that I am psycho and that my kids need to be in foster

These statements made me angry at first, but now I am frustrated and
I need to do something to get back at her. Any ideas? Nothing
expensive or violent (only because my 8-year-old is against
LabeledPsycho in Canada

Revenge JokerHi

First off, it's time to find new friends for your daughter. This is
something that just can't continue.

Then it's time to go after these neighbours with a razor-sharp test
of their community involvement.

Then, I'd put up 'Babysitter for hire' posters in grocery stores to
get her busy with callers.

Then, I'd anonymously send a copy of the poster to the Children's
Aid Society and let them know that she's mean to the kids in her

It's time to let her do a little explaining.

With an anonymous letter with the babysitter poster inside, she'll
have a hard time explaining that she isn't a babysitter, a child
care worker, and she isn't mean to the kids in her care.

That will be tit-for-tat. And I hope it evens things up for you.
Best wishes,

Revenge Guy,

I have this "friend" who is obsessed with MY MOM. All he talks about
is how he wants to do her and every time I retaliate he says
"consider your mom raped".

It was all in fun and games until he went
overboard saying he was gonna come inside one day and do her in her

So one night I went over to his house and forked it until
there was no yard left, because he had no trees. A week later he T.P’ed the HELL out of me and now I’m looking for a great way of
revenge, particularly something to do with his yard.
Any ideas….
Please Revenge Guy… I need your help!

Revenge JokerHi,
Yes, the yard is one of my favorite things to hit on.

Get yourself some granular grass fertilizer. Over a few weeks, one
night a week, go to his yard and carefully spell something out on
his yard. Don’t use too much fertilizer at once or he’ll see what’s

Over the weeks keep spelling the same word out in the same place
with the fertilizer.

It doesn’t matter if the grass gets burned from over-fertilization
(which will spell out what you’ve written in brown grass) or if you
successfully make the word grow faster and greener than the rest of
the lawn.
I’m sure you can think of a word.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Hi revenge guy,
I have some friends who treat me like crap, like nearly all the time
e.g. they have recently begun to call me names and stuff which can
be hurtful, also they try and embarrass me in public places and when
I have a go at them they always say "were only joking".

some of the
things they say are unforgiving e.g they pick on the way I act and
the things I do, they all think they’re rate "sexy" but in fact
they’re all gimps!

I really need some help in getting revenge on
these pricks but I don’t no what to do everything I fire at them, it
bounces off.
Please help.

Revenge JokerHey

First off I have to ask: why do you keep hanging out with people
that treat you so bad? That beat on you, call you names, etc?
Is your self-esteem so low that you need this type of interaction
with people?

Geesh, give your head a shake and find some new friends.

As far as revenge, when you know the group of them are out
somewhere, have someone call one of the parents pretending to be a
store security guard. Say you caught them shoplifting and you want
the parent to come right down to the store and get them before the
police are called.
That’ll get them into trouble.

And seriously, stay away from them.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Rg,
My 7 friends are so fricken harsh on me i hate them! When my friends call
to ask if i want to see a flick with them they tell me of how im thier
last hope, and how none of their friends could go. Im feeling like a loner
now. they use me, im always the last one they turn to, they use my money
and dont pay me back, etc. Im fricken tired of it! They reveal all of my
secrets, they just play me like a board game, if they win they get what
they want.

On the holidays i was fighting with my group of backstabing friends. I
bought some expensive presents for my other friends(besides the 7
backstabbers) just before holiday break, they were really expensive
thoughtful presents. Then my 7 backstabbing friends went up to me and said
"we are really sorry" they grabbed the gifts out of my hands that were
meant for my other friends and told me that they were so glad to be my
friend again.

What should i do? I want a good prank, soemthing that will tell them not
to mess with me again.
From, Used

Revenge JokerHi Used,
You sure have collected a lot of losers to hang out with.

What you really
need is the backbone to stay away from these rip-offs before you end up
like them yourself. The ‘shopping lifting’ scam is what I’d suggest here.

Go shopping with your so-called friends and leave them in a store
somewhere…. a fancy clothing store will work well.

Get out of sight of
them and tell a sales clerk that you saw one of them slip something under
their shirt. Then high tail it out of there!

Whenever they hang out with you, set them up. That’ll help you be rid of
them once and for all.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,
I can really use your help. I loaned a guy that I thought was a friend
some money, but now he refuses to pay me. He even says that I never
loaned him the money and he’s telling friends that we both know lies
about me too. I’m 16 and can’t afford to not get the money back. How can
I get him and get him good?
Thanks, poorboy

Revenge JokerHi Poorboy,
It’s a fact that good friendships can stand the test of time, but few
can stand the test of money loaned. You’ve learned a hard lesson, my
friend. Always get loans in writing.

Big amounts, small amounts, when
it’s written down it becomes a thing of importance. Anything becomes
more important when put to paper and signed for.

That being said, what a
loser to rip you off after you did him a good deed. I suggest getting
any of the ready to go coupons I have on this page
and put them to work for you. Humiliate him into paying you back.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

hi revengeguy
my name is Nicki and i need help getting revenge on someone whos caused me
and some other people a lot of trouble.

Well it starts off like this: this
guy in my class has been nothing but trouble since day 1…my friend whos
in a different class got bullied by this guy in her class it got worse day
by day so i said that he couldnt do that to her and get a way with it so i
said i would sort this asshole of a guy out…i went up to him and had a
go at him i even threatened him by pranking his house saying that wherever
you go ill always be watching you every step you take every breath you
make might be the last…

i think he caught on to me though in class he
would always be getting me into trouble and i used to end up doing extra
work and detensions then one time he tried to follow me and friends as we
were going home i saw him and told my friends so then we got on to a bus
and just went anywhere and it was too late for him we had already

the next day at school i left the classroom in one lesson and i
left my bag and jacket as youre not allowed to take it with you well
anyway he must have gone through my bag because when i came back my phone
was gone!i looked for it everywhere and i couldnt find it…

i told the
teacher but she didnt believe me and said that we wernt allowed to have
phones anyway so i knew it was him but i couldnt do anything because i had
no proof or anything…a week later some guys in my class were asking me
if i had my phone on me i said no its at home (lied)they asked me if it
this colour and if it was in a case and the modle(i said yes but i told
them i still had it ) they kept saying that hes got it hes got it and that
i got jacked(stolen) at that point i knew it was him and plus he didnt
talk to me since he stole it…

i couldnt report the phone stolen because
my dad found it for me at his work just lying on top of a bin it was brand
new and had been left there for days so he got it and gave it to me it
worked and still had a sim card in side so i chucked that and put my one

but obviously when my phone got stolen by him i blocked the sim card
and anyway the phone was switched off at the time so theres no way he
could have got through to the pin code…

i know hes got my phone because i
saw him selling it to someone for about £30! he doesnt say anything to me
anymore well a few cuses here and there but i so badly want to get revenge
but i dont know how so i really need you help! so please help me get
revenge :(

Hi N,
This guy is just a common prick/thief combination, isn’t he?

You need to gang up on him with your other friends that have been bullied.
Get a picture of him and create a poster that says something like:
No looks, no brains, no future.

Have your friends help you posting them all over the place, in school,
outside of school, etc.

That will make him noticed and a laughingstock everywhere.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear RG,
I have this friend, she doesn’t respect me at all. I don’t enjoy being
her friend, but for some reason I feel like I’m forced to be her friend.

I feel like I have to do what she wants, or she will blackmail me! Every
time we get in a fight, I’m always the one to say sorry, and she doesn’t
even forgive me when i say sorry.

Then two days later, she calls me up
and says that she wants to be my friend again. She sucks up to my
parents, and my parents think she’s the best! She spends time with my

My parents even have a picture of her on their desk. I try to
be nice, both of her parent are in prison.

She is rough with my pets
too, and one time she accidentally killed one! It took me a while to
forgive her.

But for some reason she always ends up being my friend, no
matter how bad the fights are. She’s always coming to my parties, my
karate classes etc. Sometimes we both get invited to a party, and if i
can’t come then she rubbs it in my face.

When she’s at the party, she
will call me up and say, "Oh, man! This is the greatest party ever!
There’s cake! Ice cream!," and some of my other fav foods. Then when i
get upset, she goes, "Well, too bad you can’t be hear," and expects me
to be alright. I’m telling you, there’s nothing I can do to get back at

She doesn’t care about what I do to her, I need professional
revenge tips!
Please help!
From, Tortured

Hi Tortured,
Your friend is the classic loser, tearing you down to build herself up.

It’s unfortunate about her parents, but really, that isn’t an excuse for
her behavior and it seems to me that you’re quite used to explaining
away her actions to yourself and others while still taking shots to your
confidence and friendship.

Face it, she really isn’t a friend at all, she’s just someone to kill
some time with.

What I suggest is that you get a t-shirt that says "I’m with stupid" and
with a black marker write her name in (brackets) underneath it and wear
the t-shirt as much as you can. Even with her around.

Tell your folks about her bad behavior, they should understand.
And, my goodness, get some new friends.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear RG,
I have a bestfriend who can be really nice at times. She is only one year
older than me and we have been bestfriends for a very long time. However
she can be a real pain in the butt by being really cruel.

Everytime I come
over to her house to hang-out all she does is talk on the phone for hours
and hours while I just wait, but when I call her and she has a friend over
she tells me she is busy and has a friend over and hangs up.

I told her
how I felt but than she told me that she thought I would understand and
she wouldn’t do it again.

About the next day she does it again. I have
tried to do the same thing she did to me but she didn’t care much. Once I
told her a couple of my secrets because I trusted her like who I like.

next day everyone in my school knows every single secret of mine including
my crush! They all said it was my bestfriend..I was mad in about a month
or two I found out one of her secrets i told two people and she starts
having a anger tantrum and than she slapped me..

Now she says many things on the phone that hurts me. Other than that she
can be a good person but still I want to get her back for all these years
because she hurt me.
from, Hurt

Hi Hurt,
Your friend really sucks. I mean, how can anyone be so inconsiderate?
You’re a person, right? You have feelings, right? You are important too!

To help your friend find this out, this is what I suggest:
Take your friend out shopping at the nearest mall.

Go to the food court
and buy yourself a drink and get her some fries, something that will take
her a while to eat, but not too expensive. While she’s eating, say to her
"Oh, there’s my aunt…. I’m gonna go and say hi to her." Leave your
friend there eating what she has and ditch her. Head home. Let her find
out what it means to be rejected and left on her own.
That will send her a message!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

I have a mad
crush on my "best friend." He says that I am his best friend, but yet, every time I see him, he doesn’t talk to me, and treats
me like a Cypher on the wall. He flirts with all the other girls,
especially my other friends, and he has played me ever since we were
friends. I am fed up, and tired. Help me to do something not dangerous
to give him a good taste of his own medicine!

Hi Agie,
It is time to put him in his place and with Valentine’s Day just around
the corner this is what I suggest:
Create Valentine’s Day cards (print them out on your printer, don’t
waste money buying them) for him and put the name of every girl you know
he knows on each one. One name per card. Make them really mushy. Make
him sweat thinking that all of these girls are in love with him. But
here’s the catch…. add to each card a little note about one of his
failings or shortcomings.
Like this:

Dear [boy’s name],
I have been in love with you for a long time and hope to get closer to
you soon. Accept this card as a small token of my love for you. And if
you get rid of that stupid hat [or get your teeth fixed or get a normal
haircut, something like that] you’ll have a chance to take this farther.
Love, [a girl’s name].

If he get’s 6 or 8 cards like this, telling of love and how bad his
breath is, you’ll make him very self-conscious and suddenly very nervous
around girls. I’ll bet he starts carrying around breath freshener, gets
a haircut, new clothes, whatever you point out that makes him such a
Have fun with this,
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Angie: Thank you for your advice, but that seems kind of mean. It might be
hard, but maybe you could help me think of a better idea that is not so

Hi Agie,
I think that by putting him in the center of attention that he so much
craves, while putting you down, is a sad way for him to live.
Why you bother letting him walk all over you is beyond me, no guy is
worth that.
You have to decide what you want to do, all I can do is steer you in the
direction. It may be that you just want his attention to be yours and
yours alone. Is that it?
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Wow! I have to admit that you are good. I guess that I get jealous when
he flirts with all of my other friends because he tells me that he cares
about me. I know, I shouldn’t let him walk all over me, but I’m not a
girl who stands up for herself alot. I get worried that it will cause
contention, and more hatred.

I just want him to be my friend, and to
treat me like he treats all those other girls that he chases and hangs
out with. I have to say that I don’t flirt with him and chase him a and
go after him because I am scared he will think that I am stupid.

But if
you could help me to do something to make him understand, that would be

I have told him on more then one occasion how I feel, and he
just tells me I’m his best friend and nothing will ever change that, but
it’s like he doesn’t care, because its never been different.

Hi Agie,
Some guys are like that. But in all honesty, keep him as your friend and
look for romance somewhere else. Boyfriends will come and go, but true
friends are very hard to find.

When he see’s you with someone else, he’ll get jealous. For now, you’re
the one always around whenever he has nothing else to do. As my momma
would say "Why should he buy the cow when he get’s the milk for free?".

So, stop hanging around and get on with your life…. it is passing you
by, you know.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Ok, I have a mate. he’s a good mate
who is a laugh to be around and someone I can rely on if the need
arises, but the main problem is – he’s a wuss.

He’s 17, yet still
takes orders from mommy and daddy, he’s afraid of getting on a bus,
meaning he cant go anywhere without one of his parents to drive him.

He’s a wet blanket for anything fun that isn’t playing with a deck
of cards or on a computer (always at his house).

I’ve tried whipping
him into rebellion, as most teens should have done by now (I’ve been
there and done that >:), yet he’s just a total pussy. he has to have
his friends around at all times, make sure he’s home before his
sister ‘so she can get in the house’ (even though she has her own
keys) .

He claims to go to the cinema whenever he wants, but
whenever me or any of his friends make plans, he always has homework
or his mom wont let him. Bollocks.

I know his mom (she’s our year
head at school) and she is really easy going. He acts like he does
other stuff like going bowling but whenever anyone makes plans with
him he blows them off because i think he’s just to scared that
people wont like him.

I dont want a prank that will destroy him
inside, i just need someone i can have proper fun with, something to
stir him up and maybe make him a little louder
I don’t want to play scrabble on Sunday afternoons the rest of my
PS.. I know he isn’t gay…..

Revenge JokerHi

You can’t change a person’s motivations. That’s going to be for his
future girlfriend/wife … whatever.

And a prank at him will probably ruin the friendship that you have.
But you can take a look at:

and share some of the prank files with your ‘wet blanket’.

If he likes his computer so much a lot of the pranks there will
scare him but good.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,
I’ve been living abroad for two years, while my boyfriend has stayed
10000 km away, back home. I’ve made friends with this great girl, a
co-worker, who has supported me in all ways. She’s supported me by
listening to endless stories about my completely dysfunctional
relationship with my boyfriend. She’s even encouraged me to see
other guys.

For about a year now, I’ve had feelings for this really cool guy who
I have started sort of flirting with. He represented the fantasy of
leaving my boyfriend and having a meaningful relationship, but I’ve
never acted on it out of fear of ending up alone. She was the only
person who knew about this guy and what he meant for me.

A couple of days ago, my good friend decided to invite some friends
for a night out; she said she wanted to cheer me up and she invited
this guy along, so I could hang out with him. What a dear friend,
huh? Well, at a certain point I went to get cigarettes and when I
came back they were making out. I stormed out feeling like crap,
making a big scene. She called me the following day and said I was a
teenager, that both of them were single whereas I was not, and
therefore I didn’t have a right to be angry. The worst part is she
considered him a one-night stand, an honest mistake caused by excess
of wine. Some friend.

So, ok, she thinks I’m a teenager, I’ll be a teenager. I want
revenge. I can’t quite shout to her face what a bitch she is since
we work together every freaking day, and most of my friends in this
country I know them trough her. I want to do something sneaky and
make her feel like crap, just as a teenager would do. And since I’m
not 13, I want something a bit more sophisticated and elaborated
than sticking gum in her hair. Would you please help me, Revenge

Revenge JokerHi

Well, I say tit for tat here.

Watch her behavior around the men where you work.
After a couple of weeks start letting them know (as a big secret)
she wants to date them, that she can’t hold her wine and is great
for a fast hookup.

Your revenge will be complete.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Friends And Exfriends

The Revenge Guy
When Friends and Ex-Friends Need Straightening Out The Revenge Guy
Is There

I've added this page of questions and answers, not because I want to
answer these particular type of questions, but to illustrate the fact
that teens and young adults all have these issues to deal with.

When I am asked for revenge with these "friend issues" my typical
response is for the person to talk to their parents.

Heck, even a stranger on the street will be able to offer better
advice than I because at least the stranger will have appearance as a
frame of reference to give the asked for advice.

So, should you not find your answer here, or elsewhere on my site,
you may still email me. But you just may not get the response you
thought you'd get from me! Not every answer is revenge!  

Dear Revenge Guy,

I totally need your help.

My life is in a complete mess. Me and my friend had a strong friendship for a long five years. We totally understood each other but now she’s accusing me of lying and a total fraud maker. I feel totally angry, sad and hurt. But there’s more.

After that my next best friend got influenced by her and now they both are influencing the rest of everybody in my class and now everybody hates me. Even the most nicest person in class won’t talk to me. Whoever I make friends with will talk to me but will ignore me afterwards.

These two of my best friends kept on talking behind my back. I feel extremely hurt. Once they asked my friend to tell me something, and my friend just looked at me and told me. She said that my old friend who became my heartbreaker said she wanted to be my friend again. Then when I was eating she told me that whatever my friend said was the exact opposite and that I suck and she hated me and she’s my worst enemy. I felt like using a knife and slashing her throat. She even asked a girl to say "Hi Paula, (pause) do I even know that you’re here??"

I wanted to tear them all apart. When I came to the library, my two old buddies saw me and the second one said "Arrrrrgggghhhh. Ewwwww.The freak loser is here. Run for your life Melody!" Melody was the first one who broke my heart. I cant believe it. I feel like slashing my wrists.
Painful life

Revenge JokerHi

This isn’t a revenge issue, you need to talk this over with your parents.

It’s a sad part of life but teens do act this way…. Friends first, making snide little comments later to build themselves up and tear others down.
It’s really a low self-esteem issue that they have and are forcing on you.
Don’t fall for it.
Don’t play their evil little game anymore.

The next time someone says anything like that to you just look them straight in the eye and say “Why would you say anything like that?”, or “Why would you think that?”, then just walk away, not waiting for an answer, with your head held high and pride intact.
Don’t start an argument. Prove your maturity by not even considering what they have to say unless it’s an apology. Nothing else will do.

Giving the mature answer/response will put these kids in their
place. Maybe not immediately but once they understand that you’re not playing any more (by giving them the upset/almost in tears reaction they are trying to get from you) they’ll tire of the game and start to wonder why you aren’t playing any more.

It’s a hard fact of life but this happens many times to many teens… likely more than we’ll ever know but certainly to tens of thousands even this very day.

So, no revenge advice here… talk to your parents (or another trusted adult or teacher) and don’t play their little game anymore.
You’re a better person, you just have to prove it to yourself.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


I’m in a bit of a pickle and I need a plan of revenge fast!

The story starts about 4 months ago when I woke up one morning to see that my house had been egged, pussy shit I know, but true.

The shit was everywhere, on the cars, in the garden, on the windows, in between all crevices…

It was a mess, not to mention the fact that it was the beginning of March in Canada, so the egg was frozen onto my house. I was pissed and started to think… Who could have, would have done this?

This is my parent’s house, so if you’re trying to get me back for something I did, it’s
a real asshole way to go about it, and there’s really no fun in it, because I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

This lead me to believe that it was just a random act of teenage foolishness, and I much preferred it that way, because that meant I didn’t have enemies… Who wants enemies?

It wasn’t until later on that day, when I was talking to one of my best friends that
I found out, her house had been egged too, and even worse then mine… It then turned into a "who hates both of us" riddle. We really couldn’t come up with the answer and although we were pissed as hell we let it go…

That was until a week later, when we both found out that a guy friend of ours had been egged the very same day… COINCIDENCE? NEVER…. This started us all on a crusade…A mad, endless crusade.

Fast forward to two weeks ago, when all three of us are at a party and the subject of egging comes up… We all start ranting and raving about how we never found out who it was that egged us, when another friend strolls by and says "yea I know who egged all your houses".

Now this guy is a dipshit, but any lead was a good lead, so we sat him down to find out all the details. Apparently, it was these three girls, all who had dated our guy friend, all who hated me and my friend, all who knew where we lived, all who ARE GOING DOWN.

We know for sure it was them, I’m not gonna get too far into detail about how, but now this is where you come into play… We need revenge, we see this girls everywhere and it itches at us to just deck them in the face every time…

Unfortunately, we don’t want to go to jail, but we do want them to know not to fuck around ever again. We need a plan, it can be big and elaborate because we have a lot of people who want in and a lot of people who are willing to help. I have to stress the fact, that we WANT them to know that we’ve done it, and we don’t want it to have anything to do with eggs!
Thank you, Michelle!

Revenge JokerHi Michelle,
Get everyone together, we’re going to have some fun!!

The first part is somewhat like stalking. It’s a good thing you have a network of friends that you can count on to help.

Follow quietly the girls when they are out, shopping or going into places. Call the store, say you’re security from another store and want to let them know they have suspected shoplifters in their store. Give a description of the girls. They’ll be followed everywhere.

Do this on and off for a few months.

Get some lawn fertilizer, the pellet stuff. Figure out a couple of words you want to say like “Easy Lay” or “Sluts” or something effective and spell it out in the lawn using the fertilizer. Return for about three nights and cover the same ground with the fertilizer. After a couple of times the lawn is watered the words will be burned into the grass. They’ll be visible for weeks unless the grass is all dug up.

Go to a thrifty used store or a used clothing shop. Look for panties, bras, underwear.
Every so often leave a piece of it in the mailbox with a note stuck to it “thanks for last night, you forgot these” type of thing.
Pure evil.

I could go on, but you get the idea here, and these are easy enough
to do.

Remember, don’t rush out and do everything at once. Revenge is meant
to be stealthily done.
Swear everyone to secrecy. If you can’t trust them to be quiet, don’t let them help.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,
I love your website, and now I need your help.

I have/HAD this friend, let’s call her Silvia. I moved to this city in January 06, and she was really nice to me at school and we became friends, walked home together (we live in the same complex), and did stuff together. She told me I was her best friend. And I was naive enough to believe her. She liked this guy, let’s call him James. I helped her get him.

And then it was summer. I didn’t get ONE call from her.

In the new school year, Sept. 06 to June 07, we just drifted farther apart. We both had this other friend, let’s call her Sandra. I became really good friends with Sandra – she was now the one I could really call my "best friend," because she listened to me rant, she saw me cry, she gave me hugs when I was sad, she made me laugh, she called me, she was never too busy with her boyfriend to make room for me in her life.

Then came summer 07. And again, not one call, hell, not even one email from Silvia. She didn’t return mine so I was like, fine, be that way. She’s still going out with James.

This year,  me and Silvia have English together – and she doesn’t even look at me. There are these two other girls in my class. They are now the ones that she hangs out with. And she ignores me.

And then one day I heard her say a load of sh** about Sandra. I was so pissed – she was calling her all these names and saying things that she didn’t deserve. I just glared at her and left, cuz we had break – and then I told Sandra, and she told all my other friends – cuz we have the same friends. And even James was pissed at Silvia – because he’s one of her good friends too.

So right now I’m not hanging out with Silvia like we used to at the place where we used to, even though we didn’t even talk, it was just my other friends that hung out with James at lunch. It’s just her and James. At first he was pissed at Silvia and now he’s back to snogging her. I can’t believe him.

Got any ideas on how to get back at her? And possibly even him? She gets really jealous at girls that even talk to him. I seriously can’t believe her – she traded me and Sandra and everyone that goes with me and Sandra for two bimbos – a manlike blonde, and a weak ugly wh—, and ignores us when she used to call us her best friends. (I can’t do anything with alcohol, cuz we’re all under 21, sadly…)

Revenge JokerHi,
You aren’t asking for revenge advice, you’re wondering why you had a friend, lost that friend and now she is mean towards you.

I hate to say this, but that is life at your age.

Grow up, be the better person.

You really want help with this?
Talk to your parents, they know you better (hopefully) than I do.

Why you actually care is beyond me? Are you the type to hold a grudge for no apparent reason?
I don’t care who introduced who to whom… who dated who… nothing out of the ordinary has happened to you.

Face it head on, stop playing in the shadows where you’re an even
bigger target.

The next time Silvia is with her “group” just walk up to her and say
“Why do you keep avoiding me?” When she gives you a snide cutting remark back say to her “Huh, I thought that was you.”
And walk away.
Your job is done, and so is mine.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear RG,
I have ‘good’ friends from my sports team.

They used to treat me like normal friends treat each other but since late October hey’ve been complete assholes. They always go out of their way to shun and ostracize me, just to make me feel bad. Whenever I confront them about this they always apologize and say it was all in fun, but then the next day they started doing it again.

A week ago they started calling me "it" and "Hey You!" My sport is too important for me to quit but these guys have really gotten under my skin. I want a
way to make them realize that what they are doing sucks and does not
feel good to make them stop, but I don’t want to throw in the towel
on our friendship either. Please help me out here. I don’t know what
to do anymore!

Revenge JokerHi,
Let me tell you, I can see it from here, that big bull’s-eye target on
your back.

Are these guys really your friends? It sounds more to me that they are
making fun of you to spite your supposed friendship.
They are using that hold against you. Trust me, they aren’t friends.

Real friends get the idea when they hurt another friend’s feelings.

Now then, you really don’t want revenge do you?
You just want them to stop.
They won’t.
No matter what I tell you to do, you won’t because you think they are
your friends.

They might be nice sometimes, but not on the field.
You have to figure out why that is. Who are they trying to impress?
The coach? Another player/teammate?
Are their girls watching?
There has to be some reason for them to tear you down while they
(immaturely) try to build themselves up.

What you do next time is this :
Walk up to whoever says the ‘second’ thing to you, (there is a leader
and a follower, even with just two people doing the harassing) and
quietly say “You know that everyone knows you really don’t belong here”.
Say it quietly, so only the one person can hear.

And walk away. Confidently, smiling. Yelling “Hi” to someone farther
away, like you’re a big movie star, getting some recognition for
exposing the crime of a lifetime.

And now you know what to do.

And talk to your parents, I’m sure they want to help you with this.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Broken Friendship

Hey revenge guy,

First off i want to say i love your site.

I am a young male who is mad at a ex female friend.

we use to be friends for 4 years but ended our friendship
based on false information. she believed i was spreading her number
on the internet, so she texted me threatened to call the police and

she is a attention seeking person once pulled half her hair

she use to text me and talk dirty with me.she has fueled me
with anger over this.

how can i get revenge. lease help me

p.s your the greatest, from mr potato.

Hi Mr. Potato (really a young girl – RG)

Don't talk with her no more.

Simple, right?

Let her dig her own grave, you don't need to be there, or be
the catalyst, for her to self-destruct.


{Dear Reader, I include the above email because kids are so
wrapped up in their little world that there is no revenge advice to
be given. Without a doubt they'll be friends in another hour or day,
so why should I waste the effort!}

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