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Revenge On Your Ex

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The Revenge Guy Helps You Get Revenge On Ex-Boyfriends and Ex-Girlfriends 

People cheat, lie steal, break hearts, and do the worse things to people that were once loved.

Have you been thrown away, like a used up can of motor oil?

Let’s get even, shall we?

The Serial Dater / Liar Girl

Dear Revenge GuyHey Revenge Guy,
I stumbled across your site in my irate state of mind and need some ideas.
So this girl I dated on and off turns out to be a fantastic liar, she bounces around guys like nobodies business.

She cheated on me multiple times. She also cheated on several other guys with me without me knowing about it until recently when I talked with a couple of exes whom are my acquaintances.

All of them want her head. Most of the time we were all under the impression that she was through with the last guy when in actuality she was just lying real good and sleeping around.

Most of the time she’d blame being absent for a date on an abusive mother or bad situation with an ex. There’s got to be a way to use the lies about her abusive mother against her. Let me know what you think.

Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Oh and I forgot to let you know I am her instructor in a ——–organization where I have nearly free reign to make her suffer throughpush-ups, humiliation other such indignities, she’s not very good atmarching or playing.

Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Hi T-Mobile Sidekick Guy,
Serial daters/liars have a special place in my mind… a slow rotisserie as all the exes stick her with hot pliers and pull skin off… can’t really do that though, right?

But what you can do, and should, is create a facebook club of all the guys that have dated her. Share all of her news, all of her moves… post using made up names, of course, but she will know… and so will anyone else that every searches for her online… for the rest of her life.

Should be very interesting in 20 years or so.

The Ex-boyfriend On Government Assistance Bum

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I love your ideas; you must have helped so many people.

My story is not as heart-wrenching as other peoples but I want my ex to pay. after this I will happily trot along to therapy and be totally cured.

Here goes: I met my now ex-boyfriend many years ago at a competition. We hit it off but he had a girlfriend so we left it there. Fast forward 3 years, we met up again and got together.

I moved cities to be with him, changed College degrees and basically severed all contact with my friends and family so I could be with him.

He was a controlling, overbearing, narcissistic bastard. We moved into an apartment together and signed a year long lease. The thing was he is a cheap bastard. He would never buy things without going halves with me even if they were for him. I always had to pay to get the car fixed or registered or even filled with petrol. I had my College classes and worked 2 part time jobs to pay for all of this. Whereas, he has an invalid’s benefit and gets a few hundred dollars a week from the government.

Everything was going fine (or as fine as can be when he was spending 12 hours on the computer each day, drinking until he couldn’t move and fiddling with his car). Until one day he suddenly stopped talking to me and moved all my stuff out of the place and onto the landing. This is 10 months into the lease and yet I still had to pay the rent and utility bills I was not using for the next 2 months.

I moved back with my parents, an 8 hour drive away, but now I have to move again for college to the same city as he is in.

I really want revenge and I have been lying in wait to get it. Revenge is best served cold.

I need to go back to the apartment to get some of my gear that was not chucked out. How can I get revenge as I am going through the apartment to get my stuff without getting found out by him or his girlfriend that he moved in a week after I left? I know they will be keeping a look out for me.

I have bought laxatives, nails, superglue and am planning on buying some fish.
I want to get him back somehow through his benefit (which I think he is getting more than he should an he is not as sick as he makes out), his precious computer or car or his tight purse.

I want to leave his new gf out of this as she doesn’t deserve any spite and he has enough trouble, she has to put up with him!
Please help me with my dastardly plans!
Many thanks in advance

Hi GG,
When you make your visit to get your stuff, take a tape recorder with you, for your own safety, and maybe chat him up about his government benefits… maybe he’ll say something you can report to the government about why he shouldn’t be getting them, like a paying cash job he does once in a while, or something under the table.

In my experience, people getting government money always have a second source of unreported income that the big G would love to know about.

If they are there when you are and even if they aren’t, it’ll be hard to do anything that you won’t be the prime suspect of, so watch yourself.

I would maybe do some of the following:

You know his email address, create a fake profile some where and start an online affair with him… then one way or another let the new gf in on what’s happening. The cheating bastard (I’m sure he cheated on you, nobody moves in that quick where nothing was going on, sorry to tell you) deserves no happiness.

Start also a campaign of visitors to their place. Put up signs for room to rent, jobs for hire, etc.

Use their address, phone number, and keep them busy with a steady stream of people at the door and on the phone.

If you know which agency send shim the money every month, maybe a call to him, leaving him messages about his benefits being cut off will also through enough turmoil into his life for a major freak-out. Be sure to record the call and email it to me, I could use a good laugh!

Best wishes,

He Tried To Force Me To Have Sex

Dear Revenge GuyHi RG.
First off, big fan of your site. My sister and I love it.

I dated this guy for 7 months. I know not a big deal but it was way more serious and committed than either of us had really expected.

Around the second month I caught him cheating..well.. technically he was cheating on her with me and I caught him. But I put my foot down and gave him an ultimatum; me or her. He chose me and we patched things up and happily moved on, both having learned from this embarrassing moment.

Then we started fighting, a lot. Every fight became about how I wasn’t good enough for him or about how I was doing something wrong.

Each fight always ended with me apologizing and feeling like a complete ass or like I didn’t deserve someone as incredible as him.

We finally broke up one day because he “wasn’t sure about us.” and “couldn’t see himself with someone like me” and two days later he shows up with some skinny brunette and proceeds to play a game of tonsil hockey with her right in front of me and my friends. I am furious but decide to just walk away and let it go.

While all of this is going on we are trying to remain friends due to the fact that I am very close with his family and his siblings call me their sister. Less than a week later he has called it quits with this girl and wants me back. Like a love sick maniac I take him back.

In the weeks before prom he spends his time getting into trouble and leaving me with all the prom expenses. He also informs me that his wants to fuck my sister. This was not a joke. According to him she is like a sister to him as well but according to him he was more attracted to her than me at this point in time.

We go to prom, which I drive to, buy my own ticket to, and also buy both our dinners afterwards and he spends most of the night dancing with other girls. I’m not bothered by this, I mean senior prom you should dance with whoever and enjoy it!

When we leave his best friend (let’s call him DICK) tells him to get into my pants because he deserves it after being with me this long. Then dick tells me if I haven’t given it up to my boyfriend by Monday that he will beat the shit out of me.

Again, I let this go.

On the ride home my boyfriend is pissed because I refuse to screw him. I get so fed up that finally I pull over and we fool around. although I did NOT have sex with him. While we are fooling around he gets way too rough and begins choking me. I couldn’t make him stop and nearly passed out. But a sharp nail jab to his neck prevented that.

The next morning we have again, broken up (mainly due to the multitude of bruises on my legs and neck).

I am heartbroken and miss him for a while but I start moving on.

I’m still maintaining a relationship with his family and I see him everywhere!

Every time I do see him he shoves his new girl of the moment in my face! He also conveniently seems to be hot and simply must take off his shirt to reveal his rock hard marine abs!

I am fed up!

I have tried to play nice and be polite! But I spent the entire month before prom hearing about how I wasn’t pretty or skinny enough for him just to have him turn around and date a girl with 4 rolls??

I don’t think so!

Now he’s dropped her for yet another girl! He also finds ways (i.e. his talkative little brother) to let me know he still wants to fuck my sister whom he also calls sister! SICK!

He thinks he’s God’s gift to the world and I want to put him in his place while getting back at him for breaking my heart and self esteem and praying on MY SISTER! SICK MOTHER FUCKER! thank you :)

can you please help me?
call me Pissed and Crazy

Hi P & C,
This guy is a true asshole…

First off: I seriously suggest you get some counselling to find out why you tolerated him so long. Women that put up with this end up getting together with the same type of cretin time and time again.

I think you broke your own heart expecting a loser asshole like that to change for the better. A life lesson. You kept him even though he did all that crap to you? You allowed him to cow you and verbally assault you, and for what, an eventual strangulation?

And to top it off, he tried to rape you. This is a hard way to live a life, I wish so much better for you.

Now for your revenge:

1. When you do see him and he’s with a girl, call her by a different girl’s name and ask her how she likes getting cheated on.
Then walk away.

2. File charges against him if he ever touches you again.

3. You didn’t say where he lives, but assholes like this hang onto their mother’s purse strings as long as possible, so I’ll guess he lives with his parent(s). Start a campaign of calling him, using a call service of course, and pretend to be some other girl. leave messages about drugs, parties, etc. Stir up his home life. Call when he’s not there, of course. Be a police officer, talk about pending charges, whatever.

4. If at all possible, get a recording of him or his brother saying what they say about your sister and give it to your parents. Both of those guys sound like potential rapists to me and you need to stop this before it happens, or it’s on you.

5. Warn anyone and everyone about what this guy did, if you can handle the criticism that will come with it. And talk with your parents about this, they deserve to know not only what you’ve gone through but what types of kids/adult/bastards these two are.

6. Leave him in the dust and live a better life, you deserve so much better! You see him, his brother, his family, turn the other way, stop being a target.


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