Revenge On Your Ex

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Helps You Get Revenge On Ex-Boyfriends
and Ex-Girlfriends

People cheat, lie steal, break hearts, and do the worse things to
people that were once loved.

Have you been thrown away, like a used up can of motor oil?

Let's get even, shall we?

The Serial Dater / Liar Girl

Revenge Guy,

I stumbled across your site in my irate state of mind
and need some ideas.
So this girl I dated on and off turns out to be a fantastic liar, she
bounces around guys like nobodies business.

She cheated on me multiple
times. She also cheated on several other guys with me without me knowing
about it until recently when I talked with a couple of exes whom are my

All of them want her head. Most of the time we were all
under the impression that she was through with the last guy when in
actuality she was just lying real good and sleeping around.

Most of the
time she'd blame being absent for a date on an abusive mother or bad
situation with an ex. There's got to be a way to use the lies about her
abusive mother against her. Let me know what you think.

Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Oh and I forgot to let you
know I am her instructor in a ——–
organization where I have nearly free reign to make her suffer through
push-ups, humiliation other such indignities, she's not very good at
marching or playing.

Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

T-Mobile Sidekick Guy,
Serial daters/liars have a special place in my mind… a slow rotisserie
as all the exes stick her with hot pliers and pull skin off… can't
really do that though, right?

But what you can do, and should, is create a facebook club of all the
guys that have dated her. Share all of her news, all of her moves…
post using made up names, of course, but she will know… and so will
anyone else that every searches for her online… for the rest of her

Should be very interesting in 20 years or so.

The Ex-boyfriend On Government Assistance Bum

Revenge Guy,
I love your ideas; you must have helped so many people.

My story is not as heart-wrenching as other peoples but I want my ex
to pay. after this I will happily trot along to therapy and be
totally cured.

Here goes: I met my now ex-boyfriend many years ago at a
competition. We hit it off but he had a girlfriend so we left it
there. Fast forward 3 years, we met up again and got together.

I moved cities to be with him, changed College degrees and basically
severed all contact with my friends and family so I could be with

He was a controlling, overbearing, narcissistic bastard. We moved
into an apartment together and signed a year long lease. The thing
was he is a cheap bastard. He would never buy things without going
halves with me even if they were for him. I always had to pay to get
the car fixed or registered or even filled with petrol. I had my
College classes and worked 2 part time jobs to pay for all of this.
Whereas, he has an invalid’s benefit and gets a few hundred dollars
a week from the government.

Everything was going fine (or as fine as can be when he was spending
12 hours on the computer each day, drinking until he couldn’t move
and fiddling with his car). Until one day he suddenly stopped
talking to me and moved all my stuff out of the place and onto the
landing. This is 10 months into the lease and yet I still had to pay
the rent and utility bills I was not using for the next 2 months.

I moved back with my parents, an 8 hour drive away, but now I have
to move again for college to the same city as he is in.

I really want revenge and I have been lying in wait to get it.
Revenge is best served cold.

I need to go back to the apartment to get some of my gear that was
not chucked out. How can I get revenge as I am going through the
apartment to get my stuff without getting found out by him or his
girlfriend that he moved in a week after I left? I know they will be
keeping a look out for me.

I have bought laxatives, nails, superglue and am planning on buying
some fish.
I want to get him back somehow through his benefit (which I think he
is getting more than he should an he is not as sick as he makes
out), his precious computer or car or his tight purse.

I want to leave his new gf out of this as she doesn’t deserve any
spite and he has enough trouble, she has to put up with him!
Please help me with my dastardly plans!
Many thanks in advance



When you make your visit to get your stuff, take a
tape recorder with you, for your own safety, and maybe chat him up about
his government benefits… maybe he'll say something you can report to
the government about why he shouldn't be getting them, like a paying
cash job he does once in a while, or something under the table.

In my experience, people getting government money always have a
second source of unreported income that the big G would love to know

If they are there when you are and even if they
aren't, it'll be hard to do anything that you won't be the prime
suspect of, so watch yourself.

I would maybe do some of the

You know his email address, create a fake
profile some where and start an online affair with him… then one
way or another let the new gf in on what's happening. The cheating
bastard (I'm sure he cheated on you, nobody moves in that quick
where nothing was going on, sorry to tell you) deserves no

Start also a campaign of visitors to their
place. Put up signs for room to rent, jobs for hire, etc.

Use their address, phone number, and keep them busy with a steady
stream of people at the door and on the phone.

If you know
which agency send shim the money every month, maybe a call to him,
leaving him messages about his benefits being
cut off will also through enough turmoil into his life for a major
freak-out. Be sure to record the call and email it to me, I could
use a good laugh!

Best wishes,

He Tried To Force Me To Have Sex


First off, big fan of your site. My sister and I love it.

I dated this guy for 7 months. I know not a big deal but it was way
more serious and committed than either of us had really expected.

Around the second month I caught him cheating..well..
technically he was cheating on her with me and I caught him. But I
put my foot down and gave him an ultimatum; me or her. He chose me
and we patched things up and happily moved on, both having learned
from this embarrassing moment.

Then we started fighting, a lot. Every fight became about
how I wasn't good enough for him or about how I was doing something

Each fight always ended with me apologizing and feeling like
a complete ass or like I didn't deserve someone as incredible as

We finally broke up one day because he "wasn't sure about
us." and "couldn't see himself with someone like me" and two days
later he shows up with some skinny brunette and proceeds to play a
game of tonsil hockey with her right in front of me and my friends.
I am furious but decide to just walk away and let it go.

While all of this is going on we are trying to remain
friends due to the fact that I am very close with his family and his
siblings call me their sister. Less than a week later he has called
it quits with this girl and wants me back. Like a love sick maniac I
take him back.

In the weeks before prom he spends his time getting into
trouble and leaving me with all the prom expenses. He also informs
me that his wants to fuck my sister. This was not a joke. According
to him she is like a sister to him as well but according to him he
was more attracted to her than me at this point in time.

We go to prom, which I drive to, buy my own ticket to, and
also buy both our dinners afterwards and he spends most of the night
dancing with other girls. I'm not bothered by this, I mean senior
prom you should dance with whoever and enjoy it!

When we leave his best friend (let's call him DICK) tells
him to get into my pants because he deserves it after being with me
this long. Then dick tells me if I haven't given it up to my
boyfriend by Monday that he will beat the shit out of me.

Again, I let this go.

On the ride home my boyfriend is pissed because I refuse to
screw him. I get so fed up that finally I pull over and we fool
around. although I did NOT have sex with him. While we are fooling
around he gets way too rough and begins choking me. I couldn't make
him stop and nearly passed out. But a sharp nail jab to his neck
prevented that.

The next morning we have again, broken up (mainly due to the
multitude of bruises on my legs and neck).

I am heartbroken and miss him for a while but I start moving

I'm still maintaining a relationship with his family and I
see him everywhere!

Every time I do see him he shoves his new girl of the moment
in my face! He also conveniently seems to be hot and simply must
take off his shirt to reveal his rock hard marine abs!

I am fed up!

I have tried to play nice and be polite! But I spent the
entire month before prom hearing about how I wasn't pretty or skinny
enough for him just to have him turn around and date a girl with 4

I don't think so!

Now he's dropped her for yet another girl! He also finds
ways (i.e. his talkative little brother) to let me know he still
wants to fuck my sister whom he also calls sister! SICK!

He thinks he's God's gift to the world and I want to put him
in his place while getting back at him for breaking my heart and
self esteem and praying on MY SISTER! SICK MOTHER FUCKER! thank you

can you please help me?
call me Pissed and Crazy

P & C,
This guy is a true asshole…

First off: I seriously suggest you get some counselling to
find out why you tolerated him so long. Women that put up with this
end up getting together with the same type of cretin time and time

I think you broke your own heart expecting a loser asshole
like that to change for the better. A life lesson. You kept him even
though he did all that crap to you? You allowed him to cow you and
verbally assault you, and for what, an eventual strangulation?

And to top it off, he tried to rape you. This is a hard way
to live a life, I wish so much better for you.

Now for your revenge:

1. When you do see him and he's with a girl, call her by a
different girl's name and ask her how she likes getting cheated on.
Then walk away.

2. File charges against him if he ever touches you again.

3. You didn't say where he lives, but assholes like this
hang onto their mother's purse strings as long as possible, so I'll
guess he lives with his parent(s). Start a campaign of calling him,
using a call service of course, and pretend to be some other girl. leave messages about
drugs, parties, etc. Stir up his home life. Call when he's not
there, of course. Be a police officer, talk about pending charges,

4. If at all possible, get a recording of him or his brother
saying what they say about your sister and give it to your parents.
Both of those guys sound like potential rapists to me and you need
to stop this before it happens, or it's on you.

5. Warn anyone and everyone about what this guy did, if you
can handle the criticism that will come with it. And talk with your
parents about this, they deserve to know not only what you've gone
through but what types of kids/adult/bastards these two are.

6. Leave him in the dust and live a better life, you deserve
so much better! You see him, his brother, his family, turn the other
way, stop being a target.


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