Break-up Advice to Dump Boyfriends And Girlfriends

The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with a boyfriend or girlfriend that you're soon going to dump?

Here are some past suggestions from people that have emailed me.

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Dear Revenge Guy
I would like to get back at my boyfriend. We had a fight recently and he told me that he was not attracted to me anymore.

Well I don’t mean to sound conceited but I’m not that hard to look at. I get attention from guys when I’m out by myself and frankly I treat others very well, with kindness and respect which I think is way more important than looks. I don’t have a weight problem and I’m in great shape so I was hurt when my boyfriend said that.

I asked him why he wasn’t attracted to me anymore. He said it was because I stopped cleaning his house! That’s right! I stopped cleaning HIS house! I guess I could add that we live together. I clean up after myself and sometimes will throw his clothes in with my laundry but other than that, I choose not to mess with his stuff.

I never know if I will clean up and lose something he likes or has sentimental value. So I don’t mess with anything in the house that doesn’t belong to me or us both. He is a total slob. He comes in and throws his clothes everywhere. He eats in the living room and drops crumbs and tells me to vacuum. ETC. I am his girlfriend, not his maid.

So before I leave him which I plan to do by the end of next week, I’d like to pull a funny prank on him to prove what an A** he is. I’d like to have a good laugh before I go. Can you help me out?
Thanks!
Amanda

Revenge JokerHi Amanda,
It’s not my job to defend the males of the world, men are jerks.
This guy, hopefully, is not the type you’ll stick with and I’m happy
to hear you’ll soon be moving on.

That being said I’d staple name tags into his underwear so that he
knows they are his. And hide some food under his mattress… let him have a nice smelly sleep for a couple of weeks, if he even notices!

I’d also take pictures of his sloppiness to share with friends, those always make great party favors.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear RG,

I have this psycho ex-boyfriend that would not leave me alone. I dated him back when I was a senior in high school for about three and half years we broke up for two and half years already.

I have a restraining order against him for three years and it’s almost over (I plan to go extend it sometime this month). He followed me around threatened to hurt any guys that he suspected to be my new boyfriend and still continues to stalk me to this day. I have a new boyfriend now for almost two years.

My ex always somehow manage to get a hold of my number and last time he got a hold of my boyfriend’s number. I tried talking to my ex so he would not be too upset and hurt others but I getting really sick of his psycho acts. He calls my boyfriend and tries to make my boyfriend leave me. My boyfriend and I are still together but this is hurting my relationship so much that I don’t know what to do.

I want a revenge on my ex and let him know that he cannot go around messing up people’s lives like this. I want a revenge that will make him remember not to mess with me ever again and will leave me alone once and for all to date whomever I want.

Please help me out.
Girl in Pain

Revenge JokerHi Girl In Pain,
Unfortunately I cannot recommend any revenge tactics here, it might just make this guy even more psycho and violent.

Document everything. Keep the restraining order in place, and remain friendly with the local police.

Keep it legal and don’t give this guy any reason at all to look for you.

Of course, you could always try to get him a job out of state. Send him some fake employment offer letters and get him to travel out of town for the interviews at various hotels. It’ll give you a couple of days relief anyways.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi,
First i like to say thank you for helping us people out here with no clue on how to get proper revenge.

I am in military and i got deployed to Iraq for 6 months, when I left my gf was sooo in love with me. She would do anything for me, she took me to see her folks and made me feel as if I am part of her family.

Well we were soo in love as I thought. She told me things like "I can never be with anyone but you, and things will never change in between us" well it was dumb on my part to fall for those lies. When I got to Iraq about 1 month later she just wasn’t the same, she started to say things like "we don’t even know each other that well and we should just wait till to come back to start something if possible…"

Well then I ever called her in Iraq and kept it short and sweet in e-mails (I replied never composed a new e-mail). Well when I got back she is all changed in to a new girl and she wants me back in her life. I asked her few things like what happened she told he she messed around and learned her lesson. I can see it in her eyes that she really didn’t learn her lesson on cheating (she done it in past too on her ex). She wants to start the relationship slow as friends in front of others and when we are behind closed door we can do stuff.

She also just doesn’t care that much about me but says she does, its like she is lying to me and she thinks I am falling for her again. As of now we stand as if we are friends but we do stuff only behind the door and she calls me whenever she wants.

What should I do? I want revenge for leaving me in Iraq (it was emotionally hard but I made it). I want her to feel the same or make her feel as if she lost the best thing she ever had. I want her to miss me when I am gone and realize that she messed up for ever letting me go to begin with.
Thanks for you help
TFK

Revenge JokerHi TFK,

This shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, as long as you have some help.

This is what I suggest:
Set up a new email account. Use a guys name that you’ll use again in your revenge.

Start emailing your girlfriend from this account.

Now, send her your first email, being this unknown guy. Your contact story is this: You’ve seen her around and asked a friend of hers for her email address (the friend that is going to help you out and will say he passed along her email address if she asks him). She doesn’t know you (but you’ll include some guy’s picture in an email) you’re good looking and want to get together with her.

Email her for a while. Ask personal questions. Talk about meeting some time.
Play her along for a couple of weeks being this guy that’s emailing her, all the while you’re still seeing her. You’ll easily find out how much of a player she is and what she thinks of you. If your letter is any indication, she’ll cheat on you with this guy you’ve created.

AS a finale, set up a date at a restaurant between her and this guy. He won’t show of course, but you certainly can show up and cause her some heat or embarrassment, or both.

t’s your play.
Dump her hard.

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear Revenge Guy

I absolutely love your site. I hope you can help me.

My boyfriend’s mother is an evil person. She works daily to destroy my relationship with her son. She tells half truths to him about me and tries to ruin any chance of happiness for the two of us.

He is 50 years old, never married and I can see why. He struggles with serious deep seeded abuse from this woman, but can’t see her for what she is. An evil, selfish, sad person.

It seems time that the truth about her needs to be revealed to the world.

Now, in regards to him… he needs to learn a lesson in a big way too. He has a tendency to have the same characteristics as this woman at times. He tells me half truths. He is addicted to internet porn and he is obsessed with this woman on YouTube. In fact, he wrote her a song and sent it to her and in the lyrics he said, "I hope my lady doesn’t find out". (He doesn’t know that I found out!)

What can you do to make a guy like this who has wonderful qualities and potential, realize what he has. Can you help me?
Seeking love and peace,
Jenn

Revenge JokerHi Jenn,
No real revenge advice needed here.
You need to move on, break up with him!!

Really, what are you hanging on to?
A 50 year old guy that lives with his 60/70 something old mother and
hangs onto her apron strings?
A guy that lies to you?
A guy that is addicted to internet porn?
A guy that sends songs to YouTube members?

Seriously.

Find a real man.

What could this guy possibly have that attracts you to him, other than maybe a fat bank account.

There is NO potential here, you see him as he is and after all, he’s 50!
Too old to learn new tricks.

Your revenge is getting your life back from a mean old lady and a wimpy old man!!
Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Married Co-Worker Dating Me and Three Other Girls! Help!

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I started seeing a higher-up co-worker eight months ago. I know you shouldn’t mix business with pleasure but he went after me and it felt good. Our relationship has escalated to the point where we have had sex multiple times.

I just found out from his phone that not only is he married, but he is having an affair with me and three other women! From the messages I have seen, some of the girls knew that he cheats and asks about the other girls. I want revenge and clever revenge at that. I want to get him and the other girls, and I want to come out on top. How do I do this?

Thanks!

The Revenge GuyHi Dating a Cheater,
You must know an awful lot about this guy. Obviously where he works, home life situation and even the names of the other girls that he’s dating.

You probably know what he’s doing to hide his tracks from the other girls and his wife, like an extra phone, alternate email addresses, etc. This can be used against him easily.
I hope you have some of the other girls names and details from his phone.

Using a service like Spoofcall you could spoof the number of one of the girls, use a different girl’s name, and set up dates for him. He’s expecting to see one girl and sees and meets a different girl. He’ll be squirming heavily.
You could even add his wife into the mix.

I’d like to see his face when he goes to one of these “dates” thinking he’s going to be meeting a girlfriend and it’s his wife that you arranged to send instead!

You could play this out for months!

Have some fun with this, knowing that you’re creating the karma that will make what’s comes around goes around!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Hookup Turns Into A Series of Bad Payday Loans

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I trust way too easy, and I’m a very giving person, but many times ppl have taken my kindness for weakness and it hurts but believing in karma has always helped me move on and turn the other cheek….but this last time I feel differently.

An older friend of mine hooked me up with her son who is around my age, we both became super attracted to each other almost instantly. About a week later he lost his job a really bad car dealership that would rip ppl off and use their info to commit identity theft later. He became very desperate for money so he wouldn’t lose his apartment and asked me to take out a personal loan since he never built his credit but my score was in the high 600’s and he swears he’ll take care of the payments.

I did but luckily I was denied. Next day he gets a job as a full-time chef starting at 16 an hour but asks me to take out a payday loan since rent was due soon and he just started his new job. So like an idiot I did, but of course one payday loan is only like 100 bucks and that wont pay rent, so he drags me to like 4 of them in my neighborhood.

Anyway to cut to the chase, day before its due and on due date he ignores all my texts, doesn’t pay even one back, my account of 4yrs is overdrawn, didn’t respond to me on FB, and last night I text him and he finally responds….he tells me to “Fuck off!!” and “I donno what ur talking about….” ( I wanna make him regret it soooooo badly!!!!

Help me!

The Revenge Guy You really got screwed over didn’t you?

Love and money, they really don’t go well together when the love is new and the money isn’t yours. And it’s bad when you’re loaning the person money but when you’re taking out loans to loan them money, well how could it get any worse?

Hard lesson learned.

What I’d do is use Spoofcard and call him up and scare the crap out of him. This is what you do:
Once you have Spoofcard setup give the bastard a call. You’ll want the Caller ID to show as one of the payday loan places you took out a loan.
What do you say? Easy enough, You say you’re calling from “Payday Loan Company” and they have transferred the debt to him based on speaking with you. (Not that they can or would do this, but a punk like that doesn’t know shit about anything.) Tell him that he has 24 hours to pay the outstanding amount, interest and an “admin fee” of $200 or they will put a lien on his property (car, furniture?) and come to his work to garnish his wages.
Let the punk-ass sweat it out.
The next day repeat the whole thing from another of the payday loan companies.
Repeat until you feel better.
You can even call him, or if he calls you, and just say that you had to transfer the debt because you could never have afforded to pay it and he was supposed to pay it anyway. And, if he pays you so you can pay them you’ll do your best to not have his paycheck garnished.

I hope this helps!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

He Turned My Life Upside Down

Dear Revenge GuyDear RG,
I was swept off my feet by the most awesome guy.

It was a time of transition already. His elderly parents decided to move to a new city, and I told him that I was willing to relocate. He told his parents that we were permanent and talked his dad into buying a larger house in order for all of us to have a nicer place and share the cost. We moved five months ago.

There was a weird build up to the crisis.

This man has been waging sadistic psychological warfare on my young son and I. The final straw was when he was yelling at me to belt-spank my son for a host of problems, all of which were false. He finally said that my child was only allowed “five fucking shits a week in the house. If he has to shit more, he has to go somewhere outside of the house.” NUTCASE

Now, here is the complication.

His parents are mortified that he has done this because they have come to love my son and I as family. They are letting us stay as long as we need, there is room, because we don’t have anyplace to go until I get my bearings. It has been one week since I told him that I can’t boink anyone I know enjoys humiliating me, my son or really anyone. I can’t do anything that would blow back on me OR hurt his family.

*now, I AM exacting my own sneaky revenge and feel free to share this… he has nasty athlete’s foot and gave me a patch of ringworm where his foot touched my leg when we slept. We have to share the big closet and master bath (even though I’m out of his room) so… I shave over that patch with his razors and use his face scrubbies on the spot without rinsing. I’m hoping he gets a little crotch rot and face ringworm.

This man turned my life upside down and put me in a situation where I am losing EVERYTHING: love, family, a safe home for my child, all to feed his sadistic need to cause emotional and psychological pain. Thanks for listening!

The Revenge GuyHi,
To say that you’re in a terrible predicament would be a huge understatement. I’m glad that you are relatively safe and do have a roof rather than being forced onto the street with your son.

Your crotch rot plan is great, I hope you don’t just end up exchanging the burning and itching.

Causing this “man” (I use the term loosely) inconveniences are a good way to get the revenge ball rolling since it will seem he has only himself to blame. This is always a good plan of attack.

I hope you do get your life in order, to protect yourself and your son from this person’s bad influences.
Once you are safe you can continue your revenge by seeking to destroy what is likely a well-crafted personality outside of his home life, namely friends and workplaces.

Carefully crafted health surveys to sent to his work and friends asking about illness and contagious disease, while implying him to be the cause, should start the breakdown of his life that you are seeking.

Follow up with phone calls (using an appropriate phone service to mask your caller ID) will certainly solidify your plan and speed his downfall.

Find out his secrets, his hidden fears, and use them as bargaining chips for your safe future.

You need to be safe and protected from this man since I have no doubt that when you leave, or force him out of his parent’s house, he will wage jihad against you.

Controlling men are basically scared little boys using threats and intimidation to maintain control and having things to hold over him is the best offense.
Good luck!
RG

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