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Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I know a guy who my was best friend for a couple of years, but he but he started to ask me for a deeper relation.

Well I never had a friend like that so I agreed. For months he was so needy, for example whenever we have a fight he keeps apologizing and doing pathetic things so he wouldn’t lose me.

Finally I fell in love with him too and started to really appreciating him, (after a long time of begging), but suddenly he says that he changed his mind.

Dear Mr. RG how can I break his heart and then dump him really hard so he thinks twice before being too moody with someone next time?
help me plz u r the best !
;) revenge gal

Revenge JokerHi Revenge Girl,
You’ve fallen into the classic “friends with benefits” situation.
The guy pestered you, you finally relented and gave him what he wanted (free of being in a committed relationship) and after a while you grew feelings for him, where he did not.

My mom would say of him “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”

He tricked you and used you.

Revenge needs to be accomplished here.

His heart won’t break, he’s not that emotionally invested in you.
You should dump him hard though.

I’d do it in front of all his friends, loudly.
Of course he will retaliate and start spreading rumors about you.

Get ready for that. Have all your friends on your side so that they stay with you and not him.
Make him a social outcast.

That will be your ultimate revenge.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I have always had a crush on this one girl for about 3 years now. Then out of nowhere she IMs me and starts to flirt with me.

Naturally, I was delirious with joy and flirted right back.

She started asking me questions about who I think is hot and who I think is ugly and many other private details.

The conversation was getting very interesting and then I decided to ask her out and she says yes!!!

I was thinking that this was way too good to be true! Apparently it WAS too good to be true because it was actually some guy I knew who I have never really hated but never really liked. How should I get him back?

Revenge JokerHi,
First off, bend over and look between your legs. Are they still there?

Now then, the best revenge would be, of course, to actually ask her out.

His little joke would then be worthless.

3 years???
Yes, it’s now or never.

As for the actual revenge (since you’re too much of a wussy to actually ask her out) I suggest that you save up a few bucks and order him some flowers, to be delivered to him in class.

That’ll go over real well.

Write the note as if it was from his mother, “I hope you have a good day dear, love mommy” or something like that.
Embarrass the hell out of him and he’ll never see it coming from you.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I have this “friend” she was my best friend until she broke me and my boyfriend up.

he is also spreading rumors about me and my other friends.

o one likes her and she is my friend but after this I need to get her back. I really need to get revenge on her something that will make her not want to mess with me again. PLEASE HELP!!!

Revenge JokerHi M.Friendless,
If she is your friend you should be able to talk this through.
If she isn’t your friend then don’t stoop to her level of evil, rise about that and her.

And anonymously call her parents and tell whoever answers that there is a rumor around school that she’s pregnant.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge GuyHi RG,
So here’s the story. I’ve known this person for quite a few years, and I’ve always treated him with respect and admiration, even though he didn’t give me the same consideration.

I was fine with the petty insults he would regularly throw at me, because I knew he did it to “show off” in front of his REAL friends.

Let’s go back to a few months ago. Around October-ish, my husband and I were visited by the Department of Animal Services, because someone had complained that our house was overwhelmingly messy.

I’m not a good housekeeper, and neither is my husband, but trust me when I say it’s far from uninhabitable.

When reviewed, we were said to be living in “uninhabitable” living conditions, and were fined around 350 for that. Then, the lady discovered that neither of our cats had their tags or licenses.

We had no idea it was law! We were fined about 250 for that. The total was, give or take, 600 dollars in fines. At first we accepted it as a huge “oops” on our part. No big deal, right?

Then, a few weeks ago I find out who reported me. Yeah, you guessed it. The “friend” from before. The worst part is, he didn’t do it out of general concern for our well-being, but as a complete joke. He and his buddy were sitting around the computer one day and were like, “What if we filed a fake, but believable complaint about them?”

And they were guffawing the whole entire time as another person tried to discourage them.

Excuse me? 600 dollars will be leaving my bank account because someone who I considered to be my friend decided to play a cruel joke?

Trust me when I say we’re not made of money, and he knows EXACTLY the kind of stuff I have to do for work. I don’t understand how anyone can be so completely malicious…which is why I want to seek revenge.

I know you say that this information can be published on any website, which is cool or whatever, but I would definitely prefer if it were private. Anyway, thanks for listening to my little complaint. ^_^

Revenge JokerHey ^_^,
You’re right, this jerk needs to be taken care of.

Too bad you couldn’t sue him, but that just won’t do.

You haven’t told me much about him so I can only guess:
If he works, send him a gift, from a male lover, to his work.

Maybe “fake but believable” would work too? You can call him up, and sell him some story about a police investigation, a long lost dead relative leaving him some money, anything. You can change your voice, change the caller ID and even record the call for later entertainment (email me a copy of you do!).

If he has his own house with a yard, I’d make a midnight visit with some pellet fertilizer and spell out some words, your choice. They’ll burn the lawn in a few weeks, depending on your winter/spring conditions, and he won’t be able to get rid of it without tearing up his lawn.

I hope I have got you started.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge GuyHi Revenge Guy,
I have ‘good’ friends from my sports team.

They used to treat me like normal friends treat each other but since late October they’ve been complete assholes. They always go out of their way to shun and ostracize me, just to make me feel bad.

Whenever I confront them about this they always apologize and say it was all in fun, but then the next day they started doing it again.

A week ago they started calling me “it” and “Hey You!”

My sport is too important for me to quit but these guys have really gotten under my skin. I want a way to make them realize that what they are doing sucks and does not feel good to make them stop, but I don’t want to throw in the towel on our friendship either. Please help me out here. I don’t know what to do anymore!
Freaked Friendship

Revenge JokerHey FF,
Let me tell you, I can see it from here, that big bull’s-eye target on your back.

Are these guys really your friends? It sounds more to me that they are making fun of you to spite your supposed friendship.
They are using that hold against you. Trust me, they aren’t friends.

Real friends get the idea when they hurt another friend’s feelings.

Now then, you really don’t want revenge do you?
You just want them to stop.

They won’t.

No matter what I tell you to do, you won’t because you think they are your friends.

They might be nice sometimes, but not on the field.

You have to figure out why that is. Who are they trying to impress?

The coach? Another player/teammate?

Are their girls watching?

There has to be some reason for them to tear you down while they (immaturely) try to build themselves up.

What you do next time is this :
Walk up to whoever says the ‘second’ thing to you, (there is a leader and a follower, even with just two people doing the harassing) and quietly say “You know that everyone knows you really don’t belong here”. Say it quietly, so only the one person can hear.
And walk away. Confidently, smiling. Yelling “Hi” to someone farther away, like you’re a big movie star, getting some recognition for exposing the crime of a lifetime.

And now you know what to do.

And talk to your parents, I’m sure they want to help you with this.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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