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The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with someone that has done you wrong? The Revenge Guy has helped many thousands of people get their revenge. Read these stories and find your own style of revenge!

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person. You decide!


Dear RG,

First of all, let me tell you that I'm not a person that normally seeks revenge.

I've always believed that Karma has a way of teaching people lessons.

However, I am on my last thread of sanity…lol … I made the mistake of dating this egotistical… chauvinistic, etc, prick!

While we were dating, he was a total jerk because I wouldn't sleep with him and never called me again.

I got over that pretty quickly and went on my merry way.

Needless to say, ever since we stopped talking out of nowhere he seems to make it a sport to make my life miserable.

Unfortunately, I work with this asshole and have to see him everyday.

He always makes negative comments to his friends around me, he tries flaunt his whores in my face, and he always hangs out near my room because his friend lives next to me.

He talks shit whenever he sees me there too.

Even though I got rid of him once though by blasting the crappiest CD I owned, nothing will work permanently.

I thought he would get tired of it after a while of ignoring him, but this is DEFCON five!!!! I am about to leave and I don't want to get in trouble.

Please help me figure something out.. I tried talking to him about it, but he just blew it off.
Thank you…
On My last nerve


Hi on my last nerve,

Outside of revenge tactics I still believe that karma can be created with a few carefully chosen words at the appropriate time.

When he’s making those snide, demeaning remarks, turn to him and say, loud enough for others to hear:

Why would you say something like that to be?

Why would you say something like that about be?

How is that any of your business?

Do you really think that of me?

The surprising thing is that assholes like this jerk have a way of working in the shadows to become a permanent prick. And with any reaction they have gotten their goal of still stinging you.

Using the words above forces this slug of worthless flesh into the light, he is exposed into the reality of the day, confrontation need not follow. If he replies to these words, and most jerks don’t, he’ll try to make a joke of it (he will think: after all, wasn’t he just kidding with you all along, making fun of a tough situation?), he will make an effort to back out of the control you have just exerted over him.

Regaining your personal power is what revenge is all about. This is the most effective method there is… he knows you don’t like him, you don’t need to try to shove that in his face anymore. Take away the power he has to harass and belittle you and you will have him at the end or a leash, the dog that he is, he will be under your thumb. Normal, face-to-face confrontation is the way of the strong. Don’t create arguments. Don’t fight back.

He will understand that he has lost his power over you, he will understand that you have the power.

Use the power to protect your self worth, your self-esteem.
He will never see it coming! Karma has been restored!
RG


Dear Revenge Guy,
Let me say first that I enjoy your website. I need a little assistance with a situation (as in evil revenge tips) towards about 8 people (sounds like a lot). Today during a class, a "friend" of mine followed me around for a bit bugging to learn some secret that I would only tell my closest friends. After I was pretty much annoyed to death, I told them which was a mistake on my end. What I had no clue of was that she had gone around and told most of the "snobby" people at one end of the classroom who my secret was about. When that person finally got to class, they all stood up and shouted across the room. I had never been so (humiliated/embarrassed/insert something similar) in 4 years. I'm not the type of person to go for revenge, but have always wanted to. Something along the lines of pure evil and sinister would shake them up a bit. Do you have any ideas?
Thanks if you do, -M

Hi M,
They pestered you until you GAVE IN.
Such is life. You really need to move on. With the paranoia for violence in schools, the danger of retribution that goes beyond a simple prank carries a specific type of personal reputation danger that could cause much more harm.
That being said:
a mob isn't easy to get revenge on, unless properly planned out.
Here's what you do:
Write a bunch of love letters from one of the group to another. Do this for several of the people, girls and guys.
Be careful that you can't be identified by the writing of the letters, use a school computer/printer if you can.
Leave copies of the letters in bathrooms, in classes, in the library.
Hide them so they will be found, don’t just drop them out in the open. Watch the sparks fly as the letters are found and shared all over the school.
Have fun!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear Revenge Guy,
Please help me with an idea or even several ideas on getting revenge on a person who has crossed the lines of respect.
This woman I have known for fourteen miserable years. The only reason I have tolerated the acquaintanceship is because her eldest son Michael and my eldest
son Bobby were truly Best friends and I helped to raise her children who I love like my own. Michael, who died from cancer at the age of nineteen, lived with
me and my family for most of those fourteen years of knowing him. His mother is an alcoholic and drug addict who has tormented me and mine for a long time
and she dropped the camels last straw today.
Her and I are in our early four ties which rules out a good old ass whipping, so help a grandma get revenge. I don't want serious consequences…death, or
any legal action. I have considered a copperhead or rattler in her mailbox, but I am also looking for alternatives, I am too clumsy and really don't want to
risk myself. I'm not a wimp I am a practical person. Please give me some advise as soon as you can because my temper will overwhelm me and I do not want to
loose control and kick her ass. I have a wonderful family and do not want to waste time in jail.
Please help, C.

Hi C,
What you need to do is get yourself one of the rude bumper stickers I’ve seen elsewhere. Then one night put it on her rear bumper.
What I suggest will torment this lady in return. And give you great cause for celebration as her torment becomes evident.
These overbearing, loud-mouthed, opinionated people can never fathom why someone would invade their space. A rude/crude bumper sticker will do just that, while immunizing yourself from serious crime committing.


Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hi.
First off, I wanted to say that I'm a fan of your site. I love the advice you give. Now the time has come for me to ask for help.
Let me begin by saying that I was involved for the better part of a year with a woman who completely rocked my socks off. She seemed amazing. The sex was great, and we both immediately fell in love (..or so I thought). Here's the kicker – she and I are married….to other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. If anybody has a problem, let them cast the first stone. Anyway, the relationship lasted for a long while, until she took a trip out of town, where I found out she had an affair…with a woman. Of course, she denied it. The relationship continued, with me being VERY suspicious. Near the end, we took a trip out of town, where I found out she was having another lesbian relationship RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE! When I asked her about it, she immediately broke up with me, saying she was "too busy". Since then, she's kept lying to me, and kept me waiting in the sidelines (as she asked me to do……I was SO stupid to do so!). She's had affairs with both men and women, while at the same time asking me to stay faithful to her.
She's still married, and her hubby is freaking clueless! My wife knows everything, and we've patched things up. She wouldn't mind seeing revenge on her as well! At one time I was willing to give up everything for her. Now, I want restitution. I want punishment. I WANT REVENGE!! Can you help me?

Hi,
I'm glad that you like my website.
I'm very happy that you were able to confess to your wife and maintain a relationship with her.
You owe her a fabulous vacation somewhere, with a renewing of your marriage vows.
And a BIG piece of jewelry.
As for this other woman, she's into everything and everyone. With a clueless husband to boot that keeps the home fire burning as she cheats herself to anything that moves.
Your revenge is going to take several steps. They can be completed in any order.
First off:
You'll want to reprint this email once you've deleted any identifiable marks, such as your email address. Or print it from my website, it'll be on the home page. Then leave copies of it everywhere. Her office, his office. The grocery store bulletin board. All kinds of places where they'll see it. Maybe the clueless husband will make the connection, maybe he won't. But she will. And she'll be put on notice.
Secondly:
Start placing "Found Item" ads in the local papers describing things that she owns. These are usually free ads and they very rarely check the phone number of who places the ad. Use her phone number. The kooks will start calling, the more frequently the higher the value of the item seems to be. The conversations with these kooks will be incredible. Just imagine it.
Thirdly:
Set up one final date with her. Preferably a late meeting in a motel, or a fancy dinner place. Get someone else to call the husband about this rendezvous, preferably as it's happening (of course, you won't show up!).
The fires will roar!


Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hi R.G.
UR site is great i like your idea of helping people, u must be good man. I have a small story it goes like this. I when joined a chat, being new didn't knew much about the people. Then I had this girl following me who got my attention and soon within two weeks we were flying high in love and all the other chat members used to compliment us and admire us,,lol.
Suddenly it turned away she began to flirt with some other guy and I a thing to laugh upon by all the admirers this really pissed me off. They made fun of me for months nearly 7 months now. It was a bad experience. But i didn't left the chat, I kept logging in regularly and didn't change my id which i could have done easily and pretended to be some other person.
Soon i can to know that there was just one person who used to log in with 56 ids and cheated new comers. And then humiliate them to hell. I think he is sick and needs to be taught a lesson.
I want a revenge kindly help
HIDAR

Hi Hidar,
It's unfortunate, but a fact of online life, that many people hide behind the anonymous aspect of the Internet.
When you come across some creep, as you have, they automatically win. Usually. With bad intentions they will create as many user/member ID's as necessary to torment others. And it's very hard to get revenge on them since they don't really care. They'll just create yet another username and go after you. They feel this type of fight is 'sporting' rather than the type of cowardly attack it really is.
So, it's best to just find yourself another chat room. Start emailing only the people you want to keep in touch with. Avoid this pitiful creep's crosshairs.
Buy, if you still want revenge, this is how to do it:
Option one (easy)
Write down all the usernames this person uses. It'll be easy enough for the chat room admin to check these usernames with email signins. He can then block the accounts that are duplicate. Any webmaster that cares about his website and his visitors will do this.
Option two (hard)
Create a new username for yourself. Talk this guy up as if you are a girl interested in him. After a week or so, tell him it's your birthday and you'd like to send him a photo of yourself. Say anything to get his mailing address. Then call the police in his town and say that you are a 11 year-old girl and that this guy wants you to meet with him, but you talked it over with your friends and they said don't do it, call the police instead.
Let this guy get a visit from local law enforcement as a suspected Internet predator.
That will shake him up some.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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Need a little help getting even with a boyfriend or girlfriend that you're soon going to dump?

Here are some past suggestions from people that have emailed me.

If you need help breaking up with someone, take a look at The Revenge Guy's Break-up Lines.

Dear Revenge Guy
I would like to get back at my boyfriend. We had a fight recently and he told me that he was not attracted to me anymore.

Well I don’t mean to sound conceited but I’m not that hard to look at. I get attention from guys when I’m out by myself and frankly I treat others very well, with kindness and respect which I think is way more important than looks. I don’t have a weight problem and I’m in great shape so I was hurt when my boyfriend said that.

I asked him why he wasn’t attracted to me anymore. He said it was because I stopped cleaning his house! That’s right! I stopped cleaning HIS house! I guess I could add that we live together. I clean up after myself and sometimes will throw his clothes in with my laundry but other than that, I choose not to mess with his stuff.

I never know if I will clean up and lose something he likes or has sentimental value. So I don’t mess with anything in the house that doesn’t belong to me or us both. He is a total slob. He comes in and throws his clothes everywhere. He eats in the living room and drops crumbs and tells me to vacuum. ETC. I am his girlfriend, not his maid.

So before I leave him which I plan to do by the end of next week, I’d like to pull a funny prank on him to prove what an A** he is. I’d like to have a good laugh before I go. Can you help me out?
Thanks!
Amanda

Revenge JokerHi Amanda,
It’s not my job to defend the males of the world, men are jerks.
This guy, hopefully, is not the type you’ll stick with and I’m happy
to hear you’ll soon be moving on.

That being said I’d staple name tags into his underwear so that he
knows they are his. And hide some food under his mattress… let him have a nice smelly sleep for a couple of weeks, if he even notices!

I’d also take pictures of his sloppiness to share with friends, those always make great party favors.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear RG,

I have this psycho ex-boyfriend that would not leave me alone. I dated him back when I was a senior in high school for about three and half years we broke up for two and half years already.

I have a restraining order against him for three years and it’s almost over (I plan to go extend it sometime this month). He followed me around threatened to hurt any guys that he suspected to be my new boyfriend and still continues to stalk me to this day. I have a new boyfriend now for almost two years.

My ex always somehow manage to get a hold of my number and last time he got a hold of my boyfriend’s number. I tried talking to my ex so he would not be too upset and hurt others but I getting really sick of his psycho acts. He calls my boyfriend and tries to make my boyfriend leave me. My boyfriend and I are still together but this is hurting my relationship so much that I don’t know what to do.

I want a revenge on my ex and let him know that he cannot go around messing up people’s lives like this. I want a revenge that will make him remember not to mess with me ever again and will leave me alone once and for all to date whomever I want.

Please help me out.
Girl in Pain

Revenge JokerHi Girl In Pain,
Unfortunately I cannot recommend any revenge tactics here, it might just make this guy even more psycho and violent.

Document everything. Keep the restraining order in place, and remain friendly with the local police.

Keep it legal and don’t give this guy any reason at all to look for you.

Of course, you could always try to get him a job out of state. Send him some fake employment offer letters and get him to travel out of town for the interviews at various hotels. It’ll give you a couple of days relief anyways.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hi,
First i like to say thank you for helping us people out here with no clue on how to get proper revenge.

I am in military and i got deployed to Iraq for 6 months, when I left my gf was sooo in love with me. She would do anything for me, she took me to see her folks and made me feel as if I am part of her family.

Well we were soo in love as I thought. She told me things like "I can never be with anyone but you, and things will never change in between us" well it was dumb on my part to fall for those lies. When I got to Iraq about 1 month later she just wasn’t the same, she started to say things like "we don’t even know each other that well and we should just wait till to come back to start something if possible…"

Well then I ever called her in Iraq and kept it short and sweet in e-mails (I replied never composed a new e-mail). Well when I got back she is all changed in to a new girl and she wants me back in her life. I asked her few things like what happened she told he she messed around and learned her lesson. I can see it in her eyes that she really didn’t learn her lesson on cheating (she done it in past too on her ex). She wants to start the relationship slow as friends in front of others and when we are behind closed door we can do stuff.

She also just doesn’t care that much about me but says she does, its like she is lying to me and she thinks I am falling for her again. As of now we stand as if we are friends but we do stuff only behind the door and she calls me whenever she wants.

What should I do? I want revenge for leaving me in Iraq (it was emotionally hard but I made it). I want her to feel the same or make her feel as if she lost the best thing she ever had. I want her to miss me when I am gone and realize that she messed up for ever letting me go to begin with.
Thanks for you help
TFK

Revenge JokerHi TFK,

This shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, as long as you have some help.

This is what I suggest:
Set up a new email account. Use a guys name that you’ll use again in your revenge.

Start emailing your girlfriend from this account.

Now, send her your first email, being this unknown guy. Your contact story is this: You’ve seen her around and asked a friend of hers for her email address (the friend that is going to help you out and will say he passed along her email address if she asks him). She doesn’t know you (but you’ll include some guy’s picture in an email) you’re good looking and want to get together with her.

Email her for a while. Ask personal questions. Talk about meeting some time.
Play her along for a couple of weeks being this guy that’s emailing her, all the while you’re still seeing her. You’ll easily find out how much of a player she is and what she thinks of you. If your letter is any indication, she’ll cheat on you with this guy you’ve created.

AS a finale, set up a date at a restaurant between her and this guy. He won’t show of course, but you certainly can show up and cause her some heat or embarrassment, or both.

t’s your play.
Dump her hard.

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear Revenge Guy

I absolutely love your site. I hope you can help me.

My boyfriend’s mother is an evil person. She works daily to destroy my relationship with her son. She tells half truths to him about me and tries to ruin any chance of happiness for the two of us.

He is 50 years old, never married and I can see why. He struggles with serious deep seeded abuse from this woman, but can’t see her for what she is. An evil, selfish, sad person.

It seems time that the truth about her needs to be revealed to the world.

Now, in regards to him… he needs to learn a lesson in a big way too. He has a tendency to have the same characteristics as this woman at times. He tells me half truths. He is addicted to internet porn and he is obsessed with this woman on YouTube. In fact, he wrote her a song and sent it to her and in the lyrics he said, "I hope my lady doesn’t find out". (He doesn’t know that I found out!)

What can you do to make a guy like this who has wonderful qualities and potential, realize what he has. Can you help me?
Seeking love and peace,
Jenn

Revenge JokerHi Jenn,
No real revenge advice needed here.
You need to move on, break up with him!!

Really, what are you hanging on to?
A 50 year old guy that lives with his 60/70 something old mother and
hangs onto her apron strings?
A guy that lies to you?
A guy that is addicted to internet porn?
A guy that sends songs to YouTube members?

Seriously.

Find a real man.

What could this guy possibly have that attracts you to him, other than maybe a fat bank account.

There is NO potential here, you see him as he is and after all, he’s 50!
Too old to learn new tricks.

Your revenge is getting your life back from a mean old lady and a wimpy old man!!
Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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Need a little help getting even with someone that has done bad by you? Remember, revenge never forgets… bide your time… it's to your advantage!

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.

Dear
Revenge Guy,

So…. my no good husband had been cheating on me for over six months…We’d been together since I was 17, over ten years.

I
finally found out who he’d been cheating with…my best friend of over 15 years, consequently the maid of honor in my wedding. These two carried on under my nose, knowing that I trusted both of them.

It wasn’t
until I contracted an STD that I found out….These people BOTH need some serious revenge… Did I mention that I cared for his 85 year old grandmother for over three years, in my home!!!

This good wife was done wrong…. Now my ex and his Wh–re are going on like I never existed…. What can I do???
Any help would be greatly appreciated!
~R

Revenge JokerHi R,
I assume that all legal avenues have been exhausted and you’ve already taken him to the cleaners.

If you haven’t, now is the time to get a lawyer.
And I’m sure you’ve already notified the health board about your STD and it’s source?

Then this is what you do:
First off, place a legal notice classified ad in the paper that, because of your ex-husbands infidelity, you will no longer be responsible for debts incurred in his name.
Second, if they’re passing STD’s around, then not only wasn’t he unfaithful to you, they’ve been cheating on each other too.

I’d create some business cards, describing a "beautiful, buxom blonde" that only does outcalls, if you know what I mean, and put her name and his number on them and start leaving them in every bathroom in every bar in town.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

 


Dear RG,
I thought I’d email you and ask for your revenge advice which I’d really appreciate!!And by the way, I live in Lebanon :)

You see,I was engaged to this guy who was (and still is) the love of my
life for 3 years.We were college classmates when we got engaged though my dad wasn’t really in favor of the engagement at the time as my guy had no job then or anything but we were so in love and he promised to make me so happy and never leave me.He said I was the girl of his dreams and the love of his life!

We were so happy at first, but then he started to change; he started to ignore me, make fun of me, yell at me and shout at me and call me bad names then he’d apologize later and say he was nervous and sorry and so on.I always forgave and forgot.Later, his dad died and this (I don’t know why!!) made him even more cruel to me but I still took it as I realized he had to be going thru such a hard time, I never complained though I’d tell him I was offended or hurt by something he did or said.

It started getting worse but I still loved him so much and thought he’d be the way he was before.He started being mean to my dad and also his uncle (who happens to be so cruel) wasn’t good to me or my family.

My x-fiance started dictating me things and only ordering me even if i don’t like it.I talked to him a million of times about how a man should treat his girl and wife to be, sometimes he listened, sometimes not!

He was really tight on money, hardly got me anything and I used to get him so many gifts.

I was so romantic and caring to him, showering him with words, cards and deeds which he seemed to like but never showed his appreciation or love for me.
Then our families disagreed as they’d promised us something that they didn’t do so my dad was very offended and decided to call the whole thing off.I felt very bad myself at the time, my x-fiance and I had been fighting and I was being misunderstood and taken for granted and forgotten all the time.

Anyway,when my dad called my x-fiance he didn’t actually call it off, he only told him he was mad at what was going on.

I called my x-fiance later and to my utter surprise, he said he was very offended by what my dad had told him and that it seemed right we should break up as we hadn’t been happy together lately?!!

I cried while talking to him on the phone, begging and asking him to re-consider us again as I can’t live without him and he kept saying NO…..

Days later I called him and he hung up on me and wouldn’t take my calls!!!!
I couldn’t take it anymore at the point!I had a serious nervous break down which I’m still recovering from (it all happened a couple of months ago), I couldn’t sleep for days and I’m still insomniac, I quit my job, I’ve thought about killing myself many times, every night I’d cry myself to sleep…I’d cry so bad I’d think I’d die!!
I feel more dead than alive.Honestly, I still miss him so much and still cry and still love him an the thing is i can’t imagine myself being with anyone else?!!!It’s like a curse!!

RG,I’m very angry inside! I feel this guy really used me and my family.We were very kind to him, more even than his own family! He’d have dinner at our house almost every day, he’d come study with me, dad would bring him the books he needed and drop them by his house (not that my x-fiance was poor),I trusted him so much and he always told me I was his wife already….I feel I’ve wasted my life with him and I took so much for him and from him and even though I love him, part of me despises him!! I feel I’ve wasted the sweetest years of my life with him and that he was infatuated by my beauty and poetic romantic nature which he later told me was silly!!I feel I’ve been betrayed and deceived and lied to.

This guy wanted to alter me , the things he loved me were hateful to him later and everything was my fault by the end and I started having very low self esteem.
The thing is since his dad’s death, I feel he’s been blindly following his uncle and I feel his uncle is a bad example to him and he already treats his wife bad!They (my x-finace and his uncle)even went to my uncles saying that they wanna repair things and get us together and I was thrilled and hopeful.Only they told them how they hated my dad (why??he never wronged them!!It’s they who did!!) and stuff like that…They never claim to be wrong this family!!

Now his mom and her family have been calling us and they want us back.My x-fiance has never contacted me since we broke up except for a couple of emails he sent me and told me he still wanted me but my dad has wronged him and my dad has to apologize to him?????!!!That was like one and half month ago.And we’ve said no.But I don’t even think this NO would break his heart!!

I really want revenge on this guy and his uncle who I really hate as I think he’s played with my x-fiance’s head and my x-finace just trusts him so much and thinks he’s his like his dad and loves him like a son,I wanna break his heart.I know that some day he’ll know what my love was and what I had to take for him, right??

Please RG tell me what to do, I really need your help.Thank you so much!!
M

Revenge JokerHi M,
That is certainly a horrible story.
This guy seems to come from a long line of control freaks.The best revenge will be "living well".
You need distance from him and fast. I’d suggest sending him one final gift, a dead rose.

Check out http://www.deadroses.com and send him an appropriate message. Then
find yourself another boyfriend.
Let me know how things work out.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear Rg,
I have a problem with my boyfriend. He has been cheating on me with his
ex-wife. 3 times really. He says it shouldnt matter because we are not
married. well she wouldnt take him back so he wants to keep me know.

Let me say the marriage did end because of her. she is a drunk and cheated on him all the time. She mostly hurt his pride and ego. But for him to turn around and hurt me the same way is just to much. How can I get revenge? I dont want to sleep with someone else to get even.
CW

Hi CW,
Revenge usually means you’re gonna stick around and see how things turn out once your plan is set in motion. In this case, don’t stick around. He’s just as bad as his ex is, because he knows the hurt cheating will cost and he did it anyways.
His ex never hurt his pride and ego, he used the fake hurt to get into your head, heart and pants.

Face facts, you’ve been used by a pro and now he’s hoping you’ll stick around for more. More forgiveness, apologies and his selfish sexual needs. I bet he isn’t really that good in bed, just needs you to tell him he is. I’m right, aren’t I?

So, CW, your next step is what type of revenge is suitable. Good enough to let him know how you felt and how you feel now. And you’re right, sleeping with someone else isn’t the answer, for now, keep your legs closed, girl!
This is what I suggest:
Go to the Revenge Coupons page:

Print yourself out some of the "Free With Purchase" coupons. Set it up
and start printing on them: "Bad sex, small penis but huge asshole" and
underneath add his name. Then leave them around everywhere. For extra
fun, add his phone number.
Then get the hell away from him, leave him to his own life and get a new
one for yourself.

OK.
Let me know how things work out for you, I care. Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Hey whats up?
I came across your site tonight and thought I’d request a little advice.

I am a shift lead at my office and have three employees that work for me, last week one of them had some kind of break down and started screaming at me in the middle of the office.

Needless to say I was pissed but let it slide, only having my supervisor pull him aside and inform him that his behavior was inappropriate. Well he had no excuse for the outburst but instead accused me of being a racist.

This is a very serious charge in my company. Now just to give you a little background, In an office of thirty people I am one of only two "white" people, the rest of my co workers are from all over the world, and in the three years I have worked there NONE have had any problems or complaints about me. My supervisor treated his charge according to company policy etc, and we have a meeting . He whips out this list of things I have done.

All of which are completely ludicrous, including things like borrowing his pen and instead of handing it to him I slid it across the table to him, and calling one of our security guards a bit scary (a 6’5 330 lbs guy). Needless to say he was laughed out of the meeting and told that nothing he was complaining about was anywhere near discrimination or racism.

But now I have a formal complaint in my file. There is nothing stopping this guy from making another false charge and making it two on file, which would look horrible at my next performance review. So I want to get him, I want him to get so annoyed that he quits. Any ideas?
Thanks,
J.

Hi J.,
This is always a tricky area. But what I suggest is to turn the tables a bit? When others are in ear shot, and you pass him by, or he walks by you, say aloud "What was that?", as if he muttered something to you. Continue this behavior for a couple of weeks, randomly, so as to not overdue it. Then file a complaint yourself as to his harassment and condescending attitude to you, comments made under his breath, etc.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


dear revenge guy,
i have this guy at school and hes really harsh to me, on thursday he said that i was ugly and dumb! i really want to get revenge hes fat and i was thinking of putting like a 100 leaflets on how to loose weight but i want something more effective please help
from w.

Hi W,
Why bother pointing out his obvious problems, you’ll just start a war.

I suggest you do is this:

Buy a package of Valentine’s Day cards, they are cheap now that the day has passed. Make sure they are all the same card. Write a love letter inside from this kid to one of your teachers. Write the same message inside all of the cards. Stick the cards all over the school where other people will read them.
That’ll get him.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Birthday Party Revenge


The Revenge Guy
Birthday
Revenge
From The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even on someone's birthday
that has done you wrong?

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.

Dear
RG,

It’s
my friends 17th birthday and me and her mom want to do something to her
for her b-day …

and we have no ideas … can you help us please!!!!
S

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi
S,

This sounds more along the lines of a prank, not revenge.
What I’d do is take her to a surprise dinner…. but no one is there….
not a friend showed up.
Wait around for about 30 minutes for people to still show up, but no one
does.
Then leave the restaurant to go somewhere else… and that is where
everyone is waiting.
The ultimate in surprise parties.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Hi,
I am a student at Xxxxxxx Middle School and this is my final year. One of
my teachers has made my whole middle school career hell, and she as turned
all of the Xxxxxxx staff against me. It a very long story why they hate me
so much. I have been brave enough to take revenge, I’ve always kept a
clean record. I wanted you to suggest a prank or some sort of revenge the
will get them or one of them good. But, I need a prank that cant lead to
me, so I or my friends (which will help) get in trouble.
Thanks,
J

In this case, success is the best revenge and honesty is the only answer.
If the teacher is so bad, she shouldn’t be teaching. Document your
problems with her and formally present them to the school board. Discuss
this with your parents because you’ll need their help.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear Revenge Guy,
I have this roommate that insists he doesn’t have to clean up after himself
and I always end up washing his dishes, picking up his clothes and stuff
like that. Most of
the time I feel like his maid instead of his roommate. What can I do to
get even with him, in a way that won’t make me have double the cleanup to
do?
Bob in New York

Dear Bob,
First of all, stop being pushed around. Geesh, looking for a new roommate
would be on the top of my list and that’s what I suggest you threaten to
do, but do it quietly. Get yourself a notepad and write down several
versions of a newspaper ad you’d like to place looking for the perfect
roommate. List all the things this current guy does wrong and add them
into your ad. Then leave your ad lying around, the bathroom is a good
place for this since it’s very likely to be seen there. Be sure to have
the local newspaper name and classified phone number on the top of the
page. Your crappy roommie should get the idea and likely confront you
about this at which time you can talk about the problems you are having in
an adult manner. If he doesn’t get the idea in a few days, hell, go ahead
and place the ad and give this loser notice to move.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear Revenge Guy,
I live alone in a nice house, in a nice part of town. But my neighbor
takes advantage of the fact that I only put out one can of garbage a week
and he has more that the city will allow him to put out. He’s always
sneaking some of his garbage out beside mine so the garbage men will take
it. Sometimes his bags break when they come to pick it up and I end up
cleaning up the mess when I come home from work. What can I do to get
even with him without causing a lot of trouble in my neighborhood?
Trashed On in Heartvale

Hi Trashed On,
Some people just feel it’s their right to take advantage of the property
of others and this is exactly what this guy is doing. It would be easy to
say "Report him" to the local bylaw office or city hall, but I
don’t believe that you really want to get him in serious trouble, I think
you just want him to keep his trash to himself. I’ll also bet that you
leave for work near the same time when he does, so you’ve seen him do it,
so just returning his garbage to his front yard probably isn’t an option
you’d like to take (avoid the confrontation). So, this is what I suggest
you do: Dig out your old tax bill and scan it into your computer (you have
a scanner, don’t you?), then with the OCR program and a little trial and
error, you can fake a bill or official looking letter for extra taxes due
to the amount of garbage you are putting out each week. Then with
official-looking bill/letter in hand, pay a visit to your neighbor and ask
him if he’s noticed anything going on. This will get the message across
that he’s doing something that is going to cost you and it should, I hope,
guilt him into either confessing, or at the least, stopping his behavior.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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