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Need a little help getting even with someone that has done you wrong? The Revenge Guy has helped many thousands of people get their revenge. Read these stories and find your own style of revenge!

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person. You decide!

Dear Revenge GuyDear RG,
First of all, let me tell you that I’m not a person that normally seeks revenge.

I’ve always believed that Karma has a way of teaching people lessons.

However, I am on my last thread of sanity…lol … I made the mistake of dating this egotistical… chauvinistic, etc, prick!

While we were dating, he was a total jerk because I wouldn’t sleep with him and never called me again.

I got over that pretty quickly and went on my merry way.

Needless to say, ever since we stopped talking out of nowhere he seems to make it a sport to make my life miserable.

Unfortunately, I work with this asshole and have to see him everyday.

He always makes negative comments to his friends around me, he tries flaunt his whores in my face, and he always hangs out near my room because his friend lives next to me.

He talks shit whenever he sees me there too.

Even though I got rid of him once though by blasting the crappiest CD I owned, nothing will work permanently.

I thought he would get tired of it after a while of ignoring him, but this is DEFCON five!!!! I am about to leave and I don’t want to get in trouble.

Please help me figure something out.. I tried talking to him about it, but he just blew it off.
Thank you…
On My last nerve

Hi on my last nerve,
Outside of revenge tactics I still believe that karma can be created with a few carefully chosen words at the appropriate time.

When he’s making those snide, demeaning remarks, turn to him and say, loud enough for others to hear:

Why would you say something like that to be?

Why would you say something like that about be?

How is that any of your business?

Do you really think that of me?

The surprising thing is that assholes like this jerk have a way of working in the shadows to become a permanent prick. And with any reaction they have gotten their goal of still stinging you.

Using the words above forces this slug of worthless flesh into the light, he is exposed into the reality of the day, confrontation need not follow. If he replies to these words, and most jerks don’t, he’ll try to make a joke of it (he will think: after all, wasn’t he just kidding with you all along, making fun of a tough situation?), he will make an effort to back out of the control you have just exerted over him.

Regaining your personal power is what revenge is all about. This is the most effective method there is… he knows you don’t like him, you don’t need to try to shove that in his face anymore. Take away the power he has to harass and belittle you and you will have him at the end or a leash, the dog that he is, he will be under your thumb. Normal, face-to-face confrontation is the way of the strong. Don’t create arguments. Don’t fight back.

He will understand that he has lost his power over you, he will understand that you have the power.

Use the power to protect your self worth, your self-esteem.
He will never see it coming! Karma has been restored!

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
Let me say first that I enjoy your website. I need a little assistance with a situation (as in evil revenge tips) towards about 8 people (sounds like a lot). Today during a class, a “friend” of mine followed me around for a bit bugging to learn some secret that I would only tell my closest friends. After I was pretty much annoyed to death, I told them which was a mistake on my end. What I had no clue of was that she had gone around and told most of the “snobby” people at one end of the classroom who my secret was about. When that person finally got to class, they all stood up and shouted across the room. I had never been so (humiliated/embarrassed/insert something similar) in 4 years. I’m not the type of person to go for revenge, but have always wanted to. Something along the lines of pure evil and sinister would shake them up a bit. Do you have any ideas?
Thanks if you do, -M

Hi M,
They pestered you until you GAVE IN.
Such is life. You really need to move on. With the paranoia for violence in schools, the danger of retribution that goes beyond a simple prank carries a specific type of personal reputation danger that could cause much more harm.
That being said:
a mob isn’t easy to get revenge on, unless properly planned out.
Here’s what you do:
Write a bunch of love letters from one of the group to another. Do this for several of the people, girls and guys.
Be careful that you can’t be identified by the writing of the letters, use a school computer/printer if you can.
Leave copies of the letters in bathrooms, in classes, in the library.
Hide them so they will be found, don’t just drop them out in the open. Watch the sparks fly as the letters are found and shared all over the school.
Have fun!
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
Please help me with an idea or even several ideas on getting revenge on a person who has crossed the lines of respect.

This woman I have known for fourteen miserable years. The only reason I have tolerated the acquaintanceship is because her eldest son Michael and my eldest son Bobby were truly Best friends and I helped to raise her children who I love like my own. Michael, who died from cancer at the age of nineteen, lived with me and my family for most of those fourteen years of knowing him. His mother is an alcoholic and drug addict who has tormented me and mine for a long time and she dropped the camels last straw today.

Her and I are in our early four ties which rules out a good old ass whipping, so help a grandma get revenge. I don’t want serious consequences…death, or any legal action. I have considered a copperhead or rattler in her mailbox, but I am also looking for alternatives, I am too clumsy and really don’t want to risk myself. 

I’m not a wimp I am a practical person. Please give me some advise as soon as you can because my temper will overwhelm me and I do not want to
loose control and kick her ass. I have a wonderful family and do not want to waste time in jail.
Please help, C.

Hi C,
What you need to do is get yourself one of the rude bumper stickers I’ve seen elsewhere. Then one night put it on her rear bumper.
What I suggest will torment this lady in return. And give you great cause for celebration as her torment becomes evident.
These overbearing, loud-mouthed, opinionated people can never fathom why someone would invade their space. A rude/crude bumper sticker will do just that, while immunizing yourself from serious crime committing.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge GuyHi. First off, I wanted to say that I’m a fan of your site. I love the advice you give. Now the time has come for me to ask for help.

Let me begin by saying that I was involved for the better part of a year with a woman who completely rocked my socks off. She seemed amazing. The sex was great, and we both immediately fell in love (..or so I thought). Here’s the kicker – she and I are married….to other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

If anybody has a problem, let them cast the first stone. Anyway, the relationship lasted for a long while, until she took a trip out of town, where I found out she had an affair…with a woman. Of course, she denied it. The relationship continued, with me being VERY suspicious. Near the end, we took a trip out of town, where I found out she was having another lesbian relationship RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE!

When I asked her about it, she immediately broke up with me, saying she was “too busy”. Since then, she’s kept lying to me, and kept me waiting in the sidelines (as she asked me to do……I was SO stupid to do so!). She’s had affairs with both men and women, while at the same time asking me to stay faithful to her.

She’s still married, and her hubby is freaking clueless! My wife knows everything, and we’ve patched things up. She wouldn’t mind seeing revenge on her as well! At one time I was willing to give up everything for her. Now, I want restitution. I want punishment. I WANT REVENGE!! Can you help me?

The Revenge GuyHi,
I’m glad that you like my website.

I’m very happy that you were able to confess to your wife and maintain a relationship with her.
You owe her a fabulous vacation somewhere, with a renewing of your marriage vows.
And a BIG piece of jewelry.

As for this other woman, she’s into everything and everyone. With a clueless husband to boot that keeps the home fire burning as she cheats herself to anything that moves.

Your revenge is going to take several steps. They can be completed in any order.

First off:
You’ll want to reprint this email once you’ve deleted any identifiable marks, such as your email address. Or print it from my website, it’ll be on the home page. Then leave copies of it everywhere. Her office, his office. The grocery store bulletin board. All kinds of places where they’ll see it. Maybe the clueless husband will make the connection, maybe he won’t. But she will. And she’ll be put on notice.

Start placing “Found Item” ads in the local papers describing things that she owns. These are usually free ads and they very rarely check the phone number of who places the ad. Use her phone number. The kooks will start calling, the more frequently the higher the value of the item seems to be. The conversations with these kooks will be incredible. Just imagine it.

Set up one final date with her. Preferably a late meeting in a motel, or a fancy dinner place. Get someone else to call the husband about this rendezvous, preferably as it’s happening (of course, you won’t show up!).
The fires will roar!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge GuyHi R.G.
UR site is great i like your idea of helping people, u must be good man. I have a small story it goes like this. I when joined a chat, being new didn’t knew much about the people. Then I had this girl following me who got my attention and soon within two weeks we were flying high in love and all the other chat members used to compliment us and admire us,,lol.
Suddenly it turned away she began to flirt with some other guy and I a thing to laugh upon by all the admirers this really pissed me off. They made fun of me for months nearly 7 months now. It was a bad experience. But i didn’t left the chat, I kept logging in regularly and didn’t change my id which i could have done easily and pretended to be some other person.
Soon i can to know that there was just one person who used to log in with 56 ids and cheated new comers. And then humiliate them to hell. I think he is sick and needs to be taught a lesson.
I want a revenge kindly help

The Revenge GuyHi Hidar,
It’s unfortunate, but a fact of online life, that many people hide behind the anonymous aspect of the Internet.

When you come across some creep, as you have, they automatically win. Usually. With bad intentions they will create as many user/member ID’s as necessary to torment others. And it’s very hard to get revenge on them since they don’t really care. They’ll just create yet another username and go after you. They feel this type of fight is ‘sporting’ rather than the type of cowardly attack it really is.

So, it’s best to just find yourself another chat room. Start emailing only the people you want to keep in touch with. Avoid this pitiful creep’s crosshairs.

Buy, if you still want revenge, this is how to do it:
Option one (easy)
Write down all the usernames this person uses. It’ll be easy enough for the chat room admin to check these usernames with email signins. He can then block the accounts that are duplicate. Any webmaster that cares about his website and his visitors will do this.
Option two (hard)
Create a new username for yourself. Talk this guy up as if you are a girl interested in him. After a week or so, tell him it’s your birthday and you’d like to send him a photo of yourself. Say anything to get his mailing address. Then call the police in his town and say that you are a 11 year-old girl and that this guy wants you to meet with him, but you talked it over with your friends and they said don’t do it, call the police instead.

Let this guy get a visit from local law enforcement as a suspected Internet predator.
That will shake him up some.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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