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Need a little help getting even with someone that has done you wrong?
The Revenge Guy has helped many thousands of people get their revenge.
Read these stories and find your own style of revenge!

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person. You


First of all, let me tell you that I'm not a person that normally
seeks revenge.

I've always believed that Karma has a way of teaching people

However, I am on my last thread of sanity…lol … I made the
mistake of dating this egotistical… chauvinistic, etc, prick!

While we were dating, he was a total jerk because I wouldn't sleep
with him and never called me again.

I got over that pretty quickly and went on my merry way.

Needless to say, ever since we stopped talking out of nowhere he
seems to make it a sport to make my life miserable.

Unfortunately, I work with this asshole and have to see him

He always makes negative comments to his friends around me, he tries
flaunt his whores in my face, and he always hangs out near my room
because his friend lives next to me.

He talks shit whenever he sees me there too.

Even though I got rid of him once though by blasting the crappiest
CD I owned, nothing will work permanently.

I thought he would get tired of it after a while of ignoring him,
but this is DEFCON five!!!! I am about to leave and I don't want to
get in trouble.

Please help me figure something out.. I tried talking to him about
it, but he just blew it off.
Thank you…
On My last nerve

on my last nerve,

Outside of revenge tactics I still believe that karma can be created
with a few carefully chosen words at the appropriate time.

When he’s making those snide, demeaning remarks, turn to him and
say, loud enough for others to hear:

Why would you say something like that to be?

Why would you say something like that about be?

How is that any of your business?

Do you really think that of me?

The surprising thing is that assholes like this jerk have a way of
working in the shadows to become a permanent prick. And with any
reaction they have gotten their goal of still stinging you.

Using the words above forces this slug of worthless flesh into the
light, he is exposed into the reality of the day, confrontation need
not follow. If he replies to these words, and most jerks don’t,
he’ll try to make a joke of it (he will think: after all, wasn’t he
just kidding with you all along, making fun of a tough situation?),
he will make an effort to back out of the control you have just
exerted over him.

Regaining your personal power is what revenge is all about. This is
the most effective method there is… he knows you don’t like him, you
don’t need to try to shove that in his face anymore. Take away the
power he has to harass and belittle you and you will have him at the
end or a leash, the dog that he is, he will be under your thumb.
Normal, face-to-face confrontation is the way of the strong. Don’t
create arguments. Don’t fight back.

He will understand that he has lost his power over you, he will
understand that you have the power.

Use the power to protect your self worth, your self-esteem.
He will never see it coming! Karma has been restored!

Revenge Guy,

Let me say first that I enjoy your website. I need a little
assistance with a situation (as in evil revenge tips) towards about
8 people (sounds like a lot). Today during a class, a "friend" of
mine followed me around for a bit bugging to learn some secret that
I would only tell my closest friends. After I was pretty much
annoyed to death, I told them which was a mistake on my end. What I
had no clue of was that she had gone around and told most of the
"snobby" people at one end of the classroom who my secret was about.
When that person finally got to class, they all stood up and shouted
across the room. I had never been so (humiliated/embarrassed/insert
something similar) in 4 years. I'm not the type of person to go for
revenge, but have always wanted to. Something along the lines of
pure evil and sinister would shake them up a bit. Do you have any
Thanks if you do, -M


They pestered you until you GAVE IN.
Such is life. You really need to move on. With the paranoia for
violence in schools, the danger of retribution that goes beyond a
simple prank carries a specific type of personal reputation danger
that could cause much more harm.
That being said:
a mob isn't easy to get revenge on, unless properly planned out.
Here's what you do:
Write a bunch of love letters from one of the group to another. Do
this for several of the people, girls and guys.
Be careful that you can't be identified by the writing of the
letters, use a school computer/printer if you can.
Leave copies of the letters in bathrooms, in classes, in the
Hide them so they will be found, don’t just drop them out in the
open. Watch the sparks fly as the letters are found and shared all
over the school.
Have fun!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

Please help me with an idea or even several ideas on getting revenge
on a person who has crossed the lines of respect.
This woman I have known for fourteen miserable years. The only
reason I have tolerated the acquaintanceship is because her eldest
son Michael and my eldest
son Bobby were truly Best friends and I helped to raise her children
who I love like my own. Michael, who died from cancer at the age of
nineteen, lived with
me and my family for most of those fourteen years of knowing him.
His mother is an alcoholic and drug addict who has tormented me and
mine for a long time
and she dropped the camels last straw today.
Her and I are in our early four ties which rules out a good old ass
whipping, so help a grandma get revenge. I don't want serious
consequences…death, or
any legal action. I have considered a copperhead or rattler in her
mailbox, but I am also looking for alternatives, I am too clumsy and
really don't want to
risk myself. I'm not a wimp I am a practical person. Please give me
some advise as soon as you can because my temper will overwhelm me
and I do not want to
loose control and kick her ass. I have a wonderful family and do not
want to waste time in jail.
Please help, C.

Hi C,
What you need to do is visit the Revenge Store and get yourself one
of the bumper stickers available. Then one night put it on her rear
What I suggest will torment this lady in return. And give you great
cause for celebration as her torment becomes evident.
These overbearing, loud-mouthed, opinionated people can never fathom
why someone would invade their space. A rude/crude bumper sticker
will do just that, while immunizing yourself from serious crime

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

First off, I wanted to say that I'm a fan of your site. I love the
advice you give. Now the time has come for me to ask for help.
Let me begin by saying that I was involved for the better part of a
year with a woman who completely rocked my socks off. She seemed
amazing. The sex was great, and we both immediately fell in love
(..or so I thought). Here's the kicker – she and I are married….to
other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. If anybody has a problem,
let them cast the first stone. Anyway, the relationship lasted for a
long while, until she took a trip out of town, where I found out she
had an affair…with a woman. Of course, she denied it. The
relationship continued, with me being VERY suspicious. Near the end,
we took a trip out of town, where I found out she was having another
lesbian relationship RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE! When I asked her about it,
she immediately broke up with me, saying she was "too busy". Since
then, she's kept lying to me, and kept me waiting in the sidelines
(as she asked me to do……I was SO stupid to do so!). She's had
affairs with both men and women, while at the same time asking me to
stay faithful to her.
She's still married, and her hubby is freaking clueless! My wife
knows everything, and we've patched things up. She wouldn't mind
seeing revenge on her as well! At one time I was willing to give up
everything for her. Now, I want restitution. I want punishment. I
WANT REVENGE!! Can you help me?

I'm glad that you like my website.
I'm very happy that you were able to confess to your wife and
maintain a relationship with her.
You owe her a fabulous vacation somewhere, with a renewing of your
marriage vows.
And a BIG piece of jewelry.
As for this other woman, she's into everything and everyone. With a
clueless husband to boot that keeps the home fire burning as she
cheats herself to anything that moves.
Your revenge is going to take several steps. They can be completed
in any order.
First off:
You'll want to reprint this email once you've deleted any
identifiable marks, such as your email address. Or print it from my
website, it'll be on the home page. Then leave copies of it
everywhere. Her office, his office. The grocery store bulletin
board. All kinds of places where they'll see it. Maybe the clueless
husband will make the connection, maybe he won't. But she will. And
she'll be put on notice.
Start placing "Found Item" ads in the local papers describing things
that she owns. These are usually free ads and they very rarely check
the phone number of who places the ad. Use her phone number. The
kooks will start calling, the more frequently the higher the value
of the item seems to be. The conversations with these kooks will be
incredible. Just imagine it.
Set up one final date with her. Preferably a late meeting in a
motel, or a fancy dinner place. Get someone else to call the husband
about this rendezvous, preferably as it's happening (of course, you
won't show up!).
The fires will roar!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


UR site is great i like your idea of helping people, u must be good
man. I have a small story it goes like this. I when joined a chat,
being new didn't knew much about the people. Then I had this girl
following me who got my attention and soon within two weeks we were
flying high in love and all the other chat members used to
compliment us and admire us,,lol.
Suddenly it turned away she began to flirt with some other guy and I
a thing to laugh upon by all the admirers this really pissed me off.
They made fun of me for months nearly 7 months now. It was a bad
experience. But i didn't left the chat, I kept logging in regularly
and didn't change my id which i could have done easily and pretended
to be some other person.
Soon i can to know that there was just one person who used to log in
with 56 ids and cheated new comers. And then humiliate them to hell.
I think he is sick and needs to be taught a lesson.
I want a revenge kindly help

Hi Hidar,
It's unfortunate, but a fact of online life, that many people hide
behind the anonymous aspect of the Internet.
When you come across some creep, as you have, they automatically
win. Usually. With bad intentions they will create as many
user/member ID's as necessary to torment others. And it's very hard
to get revenge on them since they don't really care. They'll just
create yet another username and go after you. They feel this type of
fight is 'sporting' rather than the type of cowardly attack it
really is.
So, it's best to just find yourself another chat room. Start
emailing only the people you want to keep in touch with. Avoid this
pitiful creep's crosshairs.
Buy, if you still want revenge, this is how to do it:
Option one (easy)
Write down all the usernames this person uses. It'll be easy enough
for the chat room admin to check these usernames with email signins.
He can then block the accounts that are duplicate. Any webmaster
that cares about his website and his visitors will do this.
Option two (hard)
Create a new username for yourself. Talk this guy up as if you are a
girl interested in him. After a week or so, tell him it's your
birthday and you'd like to send him a photo of yourself. Say
anything to get his mailing address. Then call the police in his
town and say that you are a 11 year-old girl and that this guy wants
you to meet with him, but you talked it over with your friends and
they said don't do it, call the police instead.
Let this guy get a visit from local law enforcement as a suspected
Internet predator.
That will shake him up some.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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