Birthday
Revenge From The Revenge Guy
Need a little help getting even on someone's birthday
that has done you wrong?
Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.
Dear
RG,
It’s
my friends 17th birthday and me and her mom want to do something to her
for her b-day …
and we have no ideas … can you help us please!!!!
S
Hi
S,
This sounds more along the lines of a prank, not revenge.
What I’d do is take her to a surprise dinner…. but no one is there….
not a friend showed up.
Wait around for about 30 minutes for people to still show up, but no one
does.
Then leave the restaurant to go somewhere else… and that is where
everyone is waiting.
The ultimate in surprise parties.
Hi,
I am a student at Xxxxxxx Middle School and this is my final year. One of
my teachers has made my whole middle school career hell, and she as turned
all of the Xxxxxxx staff against me. It a very long story why they hate me
so much. I have been brave enough to take revenge, I’ve always kept a
clean record. I wanted you to suggest a prank or some sort of revenge the
will get them or one of them good. But, I need a prank that cant lead to
me, so I or my friends (which will help) get in trouble.
Thanks,
J
In this case, success is the best revenge and honesty is the only answer.
If the teacher is so bad, she shouldn’t be teaching. Document your
problems with her and formally present them to the school board. Discuss
this with your parents because you’ll need their help.
Dear Revenge Guy,
I have this roommate that insists he doesn’t have to clean up after himself
and I always end up washing his dishes, picking up his clothes and stuff
like that. Most of
the time I feel like his maid instead of his roommate. What can I do to
get even with him, in a way that won’t make me have double the cleanup to
do?
Bob in New York
Dear Bob,
First of all, stop being pushed around. Geesh, looking for a new roommate
would be on the top of my list and that’s what I suggest you threaten to
do, but do it quietly. Get yourself a notepad and write down several
versions of a newspaper ad you’d like to place looking for the perfect
roommate. List all the things this current guy does wrong and add them
into your ad. Then leave your ad lying around, the bathroom is a good
place for this since it’s very likely to be seen there. Be sure to have
the local newspaper name and classified phone number on the top of the
page. Your crappy roommie should get the idea and likely confront you
about this at which time you can talk about the problems you are having in
an adult manner. If he doesn’t get the idea in a few days, hell, go ahead
and place the ad and give this loser notice to move.
Dear Revenge Guy,
I live alone in a nice house, in a nice part of town. But my neighbor
takes advantage of the fact that I only put out one can of garbage a week
and he has more that the city will allow him to put out. He’s always
sneaking some of his garbage out beside mine so the garbage men will take
it. Sometimes his bags break when they come to pick it up and I end up
cleaning up the mess when I come home from work. What can I do to get
even with him without causing a lot of trouble in my neighborhood?
Trashed On in Heartvale
Hi Trashed On,
Some people just feel it’s their right to take advantage of the property
of others and this is exactly what this guy is doing. It would be easy to
say "Report him" to the local bylaw office or city hall, but I
don’t believe that you really want to get him in serious trouble, I think
you just want him to keep his trash to himself. I’ll also bet that you
leave for work near the same time when he does, so you’ve seen him do it,
so just returning his garbage to his front yard probably isn’t an option
you’d like to take (avoid the confrontation). So, this is what I suggest
you do: Dig out your old tax bill and scan it into your computer (you have
a scanner, don’t you?), then with the OCR program and a little trial and
error, you can fake a bill or official looking letter for extra taxes due
to the amount of garbage you are putting out each week. Then with
official-looking bill/letter in hand, pay a visit to your neighbor and ask
him if he’s noticed anything going on. This will get the message across
that he’s doing something that is going to cost you and it should, I hope,
guilt him into either confessing, or at the least, stopping his behavior.