Quiz: Are You a Master of Revenge?

Welcome to the "Are You a Master of Revenge?" quiz.

This is a multiple choice quiz that will determine if you are a Revenge Master or not.

Choose your answers carefully, although all answers may seem to be correct, there is only one that is the correct "Revenge Master" answer. You will lose points for picking answers that go beyond getting fun revenge and may be criminal. So, choose your revenge answer for each of the 10 quiz questions carefully.

My brother pranks me in the morning and I want to get him back, what's the best thing I can do to get him back?

Get a needle and thread and sew all of the cuffs of his pants together so he can't put them on.

Pour water on him when he's sleeping.

Hide his car keys so he can't get to work.

You're in line at a bakery and a man cuts in front of you to order a cake to be picked up in a few days, so you:

You make note of the man's info and pickup details, then come in and pick it up before he does.

Tell them that you're next, he ignores you, so you complain to the clerk, then go on your way.

You follow him home, make note of his address, then later that night return to his house and paint bomb the front door and puncture his car tires.

I have found the guy that's been stealing my Amazon parcels from my front door, so now I'm going to:

Create posters with his contact info and photo on them and hang them all over the neighborhood.

Tell him to give me all of my stuff back.

Set up a "glitter bomb" package and be sure to get video of the glitter bomb exploding to post to my social media.

Someone is parking in my spot at my apartment building, so I'm going to:

Leave a nasty note and park somewhere else

Park behind them and block them in

Call a tow truck and tow their car to another street.

My neighbor put up a flood light that shines right into my bedroom, so I'm going to:

Get a BB gun and shoot out the light.

Put up a reflecting mirror and reflect the light back at him (it'll only reflect when his light is on, genius!).

Get my own floodlight and shine it on his house.

My neighbor is always sneaking his extra garbage with my garbage on pickup day. Sometimes his bags break and I have to clean up the mess. What can I do?

Take his extra garbage back to in front of his house.

Remind him that you're not responsible for his garbage.

Install a video camera that points to the street where you put out your garbage and when you record him adding his garbage to yours and call the police and have him charged with trespassing.

My husband, soon-to-be ex-husband, cheated on me and I only found out because he gave me an STD. I need to get revenge by doing:

Let your divorce lawyer add this to your list of reasons for divorce and sue him seperately for emotional pain and suffering and physical assault and whatever else your divorce lawyer can think of.

Send an anonymous letter, disguised as coming from the health board, to his work so they are aware of him being diseased and infectious.

Reporting him to your local health board.

My upstairs neighbor is always partying late at night, to teach him a lesson I'm going to:

Wait until he goes away for a few days then pour paint inside his front door and jam a toothpick in his door lock.

Call the police, the landlord, and all the neighbors to try to get them kicked out.

Go over and ask him to turn it down.

My SO (Significant Other) cheated on me with my best friend, what do I need to do to get even?

Call/email your SO's family members and let them know what's been going on.

Blast their social media with all the details.

Box up all of their possessions and drop them off at a local Value Village.

My neighbor leaves his barking dog outside all day and night, so I'm going to:

Start throwing 1-pound brinks of cheap cheddar cheese over the fence so the dog has uncontrollable bowel movements.

Write them a letter asking to keep the dog inside.

Call the police, the SPCA and the city to complain.

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