Evil Genius

Dear Revenge Guy,
I need help getting revenge on my guardian.

Here is my story…
Every time I wake up and get ready to go to school on April Fools’ Day, and she gets me every time. Plus, I will be needing some ideas that are easy to get away with, using props from inside the house. Do you have any ideas?
Evil Genius

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingDear Evil Genius,
I guess you’re not so evil or much of a genius then, eh?

April Fools Day inside the house using common items is easy enough.
First off…. once she’s asleep, go to the fuse box and briefly turn off the power to the house.
Then reset all the clocks back to the right time, including yours. Hers, of course, will be wrong so you’ll have the morning advantage as she sleeps in.

Second…. buy a gallon, quart, whatever of milk, the same stuff that’s usually found in your fridge. Buy it a couple of weeks ahead of April Fools Day and hide it somewhere that it won’t be found, but a place not too hot. April 1st morning put the spoilt milk in the fridge. You can substitute her brand of coffee cream if she uses that.

Third…. vaseline all the door handles she uses.

Fourth…. if you can, change all the lightbulbs in her work area to half their normal wattage.

Fifth…. I’m sure you can get a little creative here, so the rest is up to you.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Truth or Afterthought?

RG get’s sent these stories every once in a while (Thanks to Doogie for this one!) that are either exceedingly clever reactions by the person that did them or in the “I should have done that at the time” afterthought stories we all like to embellish our lives with.

At any rate, would you do this? (NOTE: Story republished from the Reddit thread of “offmychest”, true or not it’s a great story and I have provided the link so you can follow the comments, should you so desire.)

“Am I a bad person for this?”
So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn’t had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn’t go right in the game. The mother didn’t seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of ‘I want a Fucking PIE’. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can’t tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they’ll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much. Things immediately go back to the they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don’t have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can’t get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.

April Fool’s Day Pranks

The Revenge Guy

Here are some of RG's favorite fast and easy revenge ideas (great for April Fools):

– Clear plastic wrap on the toilet seat (works great first thing in the morning)

– Transparent tape on the bottom of the computer mouse (works equally well with ball and optical mice)

– Faked credit card bills, quite easily done with current scanner and printer technology

– Buy some really nasty magazines and some address labels for your printer. Put your victim's address on the labels and add a line that says "Subscriber since 2006", stick the labels to the magazines and drop them off in their mailbox.

– Get a friend to call your victim about an upcoming tax audit

– Blind date setup that ends up being a no-show date

– Salt in the sugar bowl

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