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People That Can't Park Their Cars Need to be Shamed
The Revenge Guy has more than a few pet peeves that require a response… and people that can’t park within the lines in a public parking lot deserve everything they get.
I urge you to send me (to r.g@revengeguy.com) photos of the cars that you come across that can’t park properly, take up two, or more, spaces. Don’t understand what parking lines are, and are ignorant assholes that block others in. See below for more examples of what to send RG from the pictures that have been sent in so far.
That being said, here are some of the photos for you to enjoy. And, mixed in just for fun, are some downloads of notes and messages you can leave on bad neighbors parked cars when they can’t properly park their car and other bad (ignorant assholes) that are parking like no one ever learned in driving school.
When Your Apartment Neighbor Blocks You In
This is a nice overhead picture of a fight between neighbors about who can use the parking spot, currently occupied by the red car. The owner of the SUV feels that it’s their spot, and (I am told) the apartment manager is not taking any sides, which is very bad for an apartment manager as they should be the final word to settle disputes between neighbors.
So why does the SUV owner feel they deserve parking spot 97? It’s close to the door and they don’t want to walk that far (their actual spot is on the other side of the apartment parking lot).
This parking dispute was resolved once the red car owner stepped up their campaign of warning, then towing, the SUV away.
Download this free "Final Warning - Your Vehicle Will Be Towed" printable note.
You can download the “Final Warning – Your Vehicle Will Be Towed” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
When You See a Car Taking Up Not One But Two Handicapped Parking Spots
The gall of lazy but able-bodied people knows no bounds. Look at this person parking across two handicapped parking spots! Makes me wish I had some eggs to throw! But, luckily for you, I have this free parking note you can print out and keep with you, in case you ever need it.
When this bad parking person came back to their car their was a few others yelling at them and taking pictures and videos. If you have a copy of the video, send it to me.
Download this free "Handicap Parking" printable note.
You can download the “Reserved Handicap Parking” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
When an Asshole Takes up 4 Parking Spots When They Park
We’ve all seen this before: some jackass that doesn’t know how to park their oversized vehicle, or they just don’t care enough to try to stay within the lines.
The other possibility is this is the first day a new young driver is on the road. No matter the reason, you have my permission to publicly shame them.
Download this free "Parking Asshole of the Year" printable note.
You can download the “Reserved Handicap Parking” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
This Special Driver is Only Taking Up Two Parking Spots
There really is no reason for this person to park in two spots. Their car isn’t that nice. Surprisingly enough, when the security guard saw this he actually called a tow truck. It didn’t arrive in time but there was a helluva shouting match between the driver, their passengers and the security guard.
Download this free "Two Parking Spots One Jackass" printable note.
You can download the “Two Parking Spots One Jackass” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
Over The Line Parking Boils My Blood
This parking image comes from an apartment block. This is an actual tenant parking in two spots, not a visitor that should know better or doesn’t know how to park. because this is tenant parking, reserved spaces and all that, the driver should be provided the most public bashing as possible.
Think about it, another tenant is losing out on his parking spot because of this jerk.
Download this free "Parking Instructions - Do Better" printable note.
You can download the “Parking Instructions – Do Better” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
RAM Truck Drivers Can Be Parking Spot Bastards
Some people (men) buy big trucks to make up for other deficiencies in their lives. No, I’m not saying big truck drivers (of yellow trucks) have small penises, I’m saying they failed in kindergarten at coloring, so that’s why staying within the lines is so hard for them.
You can help them improve their lives when you share this parking not with them.
Download this free "Parking Practice Monkey Coloring" printable note.
You can download the “Parking Practice Monkey Coloring” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
"Make My Own Parking Spot" Driver Dickhead
The person that parked this car is very, very special. So special, in fact, that they were able to create a parking spot where none existed before.
If only they could share with us the Powerball lottery numbers…
Download this free "Only God Creates" printable note.
You can download the “Only God Creates” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
The "No Limits Parking" Gang
If you get out of the house enough, and park, you’ll see everything sooner or later.
These cars parking across two spots and on a snow hill were quite a surprise. I hope they don’t park like this at home.
Download this free "Congrats For Your Parking Uniqueness" printable note.
You can download the “Congrats For Your Parking Uniqueness” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
You Need To Buy Me Dinner After Parking This Close
This parking job is wrong on so many levels… over the line, blocks in the driver of the car on the right… just all kinds of jerkface asshole.
A suitable response, in my mind, would be to break the drivers side and passengers side windows to crawl through to get into the red car… and drive away.
But, in the gentle and kind world we try to live in (and leave for our children) you can simply leave this parking note instead.
Download this free "This Is Not OK" printable note.
You can download the “This is Not OK” note to use any time you want. It’s a free download, just print it out and keep it with you. Be sure to share this with your friends too.
