Quiz: Are You a Master of Revenge?

Welcome to the "Are You a Master of Revenge?" quiz.

This is a multiple choice quiz that will determine if you are a Revenge Master or not.

Choose your answers carefully, although all answers may seem to be correct, there is only one that is the correct "Revenge Master" answer. You will lose points for picking answers that go beyond getting fun revenge and may be criminal. So, choose your revenge answer for each of the 10 quiz questions carefully.

My neighbor put up a flood light that shines right into my bedroom, so I'm going to:

Get a BB gun and shoot out the light.

Get my own floodlight and shine it on his house.

Put up a reflecting mirror and reflect the light back at him (it'll only reflect when his light is on, genius!).

My upstairs neighbor is always partying late at night, to teach him a lesson I'm going to:

Go over and ask him to turn it down.

Wait until he goes away for a few days then pour paint inside his front door and jam a toothpick in his door lock.

Call the police, the landlord, and all the neighbors to try to get them kicked out.

My neighbor leaves his barking dog outside all day and night, so I'm going to:

Write them a letter asking to keep the dog inside.

Call the police, the SPCA and the city to complain.

Start throwing 1-pound brinks of cheap cheddar cheese over the fence so the dog has uncontrollable bowel movements.

My dad has pissed me off, to get even I'm going to:

Set an alarm clock to go off at 3:00am and hide it in the house.

Start hiding some of his things, randomly and over time, throughout the house and start making him believe he's getting forgetful.

Let some air out of one of his tires.

Someone has been spreading rumors about me at work. When I find out who, I'm going to:

Pour syrup all over their desk, computer and everything else I can find of theirs.

Confront them with kindness and ask why.

Sabotage their work and get them fired.

My SO (Significant Other) cheated on me with my best friend, what do I need to do to get even?

Call/email your SO's family members and let them know what's been going on.

Box up all of their possessions and drop them off at a local Value Village.

Blast their social media with all the details.

Someone is parking in my spot at my apartment building, so I'm going to:

Park behind them and block them in

Call a tow truck and tow their car to another street.

Leave a nasty note and park somewhere else

You're in line at a bakery and a man cuts in front of you to order a cake to be picked up in a few days, so you:

Tell them that you're next, he ignores you, so you complain to the clerk, then go on your way.

You make note of the man's info and pickup details, then come in and pick it up before he does.

You follow him home, make note of his address, then later that night return to his house and paint bomb the front door and puncture his car tires.

My neighbor is always sneaking his extra garbage with my garbage on pickup day. Sometimes his bags break and I have to clean up the mess. What can I do?

Remind him that you're not responsible for his garbage.

Take his extra garbage back to in front of his house.

Install a video camera that points to the street where you put out your garbage and when you record him adding his garbage to yours and call the police and have him charged with trespassing.

My boss is an asshole and he always takes credit for my work. I plan on quitting soon, so I'm going to:

Record him using a spy camera and "out him" to his own boss.

Stop giving him great ideas, do my job and keep my mouth shut.

Use his credentials to call the power company and schedule a power outage.

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