The Revenge Guy knows all about revenge and by reading these posts you will too.
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People that have been dating or married have written in to ask The Revenge Guy for advice so they can get revenge on ex friends, boyfriends and girlfriends, spouses that are now exes, and this is what I told them.
People that have jobs write in to ask The Revenge Guy for advice so they can get revenge on their workplace, businesses that have done them wrong, as well as revenge on people they work with.
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The Ultimate Electric Pen Prank – Practical Joke Toy – Hilarious Shock Pen Prank – Shockingly Fun Gag Gift for Friends and Family (2-Pack).
Inside this deceptively ordinary-looking pen lies a mild, harmless electrical shock system. When the unsuspecting victim attempts to use the shocking pen, they get a little more ‘voltage’ than they bargained for, turning note-taking into a shocking experience!
**The Electric Jest**
In the bustling offices of Pearson & Associates, where monotony reigned supreme and spreadsheets held dominion, there worked a man named Mark. Behind his crisp suit and impeccable demeanor lurked a mischievous spirit yearning for liberation from the shackles of corporate monotony. Armed with a gag shock pen, Mark set out to inject some electrifying excitement into the mundane workday.
With a sly grin, Mark wielded his weapon of choice, a seemingly innocuous pen capable of delivering a surprising jolt. He carefully orchestrated his pranks, selecting his targets with precision and anticipation.
His first victim was Sarah, the unsuspecting intern with a penchant for caffeine and deadlines. As she reached for a pen on Mark’s desk, he suppressed a chuckle, knowing full well what awaited her. With a startled yelp, Sarah recoiled as the shock pen delivered its unexpected jolt, much to Mark’s amusement.
Word of Mark’s electrifying antics spread like wildfire through the office grapevine, igniting a sense of anticipation among his colleagues. Each day brought a new target, from the stoic accountant lost in numbers to the jittery receptionist with a penchant for gossip.
Despite the occasional shriek and startled gasp, Mark’s pranks were met with laughter and camaraderie, serving as a welcome respite from the monotony of corporate life. Even the stern-faced boss, whose furrowed brow rarely betrayed emotion, couldn’t help but crack a smile at Mark’s audacious antics.
However, as Mark’s pranks grew bolder and more elaborate, so too did the risk of discovery. His colleagues began to suspect foul play, eyeing every pen with a mixture of trepidation and amusement.
Unbeknownst to Mark, his days of clandestine mischief were numbered. One fateful afternoon, as he prepared to execute his latest prank, he was caught red-handed by none other than the HR manager, Mrs. Jenkins.
With a stern glare and crossed arms, Mrs. Jenkins regarded Mark with a mixture of disapproval and amusement. “I must say, Mark, I never took you for the prankster type,” she remarked, her lips twitching with suppressed laughter.
Caught in the act, Mark could do little but sheepishly apologize, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment. Yet, to his surprise, Mrs. Jenkins merely chuckled and shook her head in amusement.
“Tell you what, Mark,” she said, a twinkle in her eye. “How about we turn this prank into a team-building exercise? I’m sure the entire office would appreciate a good laugh.”
And so, with Mrs. Jenkins’ blessing, Mark’s prankster prowess was unleashed upon the unsuspecting office once more. Yet this time, it was met not with fear or suspicion, but with laughter and camaraderie, as colleagues bonded over the shared experience of Mark’s electrifying jests.
In the end, Mark learned that sometimes the best way to break the monotony of office life wasn’t through subterfuge or mischief, but through the power of laughter and shared moments of levity. And so, with a newfound sense of camaraderie, the offices of Pearson & Associates were forever transformed into a place where laughter reigned supreme, all thanks to the mischievous antics of one man and his trusty shock pen.
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Remember, pranks should always be fun and safe, and it’s important to make sure they are not harmful and that everyone involved has a good sense of humor about it!
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