Pranks: Fun things to do to make people laugh

CAUTION: DO NOT TURN THIS BOOK OVER.
If you are reading this, you have already bypassed the primary safety warnings on the front cover. You are entering the “Find Out” phase of human interaction.

The world is a chaotic place. Your neighbor’s wind chimes are too loud, your boss thinks “mandatory fun” is a Slack emoji, and your ex-partner still hasn’t returned your favorite hoodie. You have two choices: write a sternly worded letter that will be ignored, or consult The Revenge Guy.

In this 3rd Edition (Declassified), we’ve stripped away the fluff and kept the high-velocity mischief. This isn’t just a book, it’s a field manual for reclaiming your sanity through the tactical application of household items.

Inside this Unsanctioned Manual:
The Domestic Arsenal: Why glow-in-the-dark powder and a well-placed rubber spider are more effective than family therapy.

Cubicle Warfare: Master the art of the “voice-activated” office copier and the legendary donut-filling swap.

The Ex-Files: Tactical advice for those who believe living well is the best revenge—but a well-timed glitter bomb is a close second.

The “Ingredient” Lists: Every prank comes with a list of “What You’ll Need.” If you have duct tape, an alarm clock, and a lack of a moral compass, you’re already halfway there.

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER:
“Don’t do anything in this book. Seriously. But if you feel the inexplicable, burning need to do something written in these pages… well, consider yourself warned. We aren’t responsible for your neighbor’s lawn, your brother’s shoes, or your legal fees.”

Pranks: The 3rd Edition.

Because sometimes, the only way to make people laugh is to make them regret crossing you first.