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Free Rude Greeting Cards
The Revenge Guy loves reasons to give people a card. Do you see how people’s faces light up when handed an envelop-e with a greeting card inside? Beautiful!
These are not those types of cards. Give these free rude greeting cards anonymously, or, at the very least, with a nice pair of kicks on and be ready to duck and run.
Bookmark this page, new downloadable rude greeting cards will be added soon. If you have an idea for something to be added contact The Revenge Guy. You should also check out the Free Prank Award Certificates page, ready to download, print and prank someone.
Terms of use: These greeting card prank downloads are free. You are allowed to use them for entertainment purposes only. No liability is assumed, implied or actually in place by The Revenge Guy, partners and affiliates due to the use or misuse of them.
Printing from home or office: Use high-quality card or art paper for best results.
FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY – items cannot be resold.
How to download these free greeting cards: Click the download link and save to your computer or device.
Some downloads are in zip format and you will need a program like Winzip or 7-Zip to open the downloaded compressed file.
Free Rude Greeting Card: Donkey Ass
Have fun with this rude greeting card!
Give this rude greeting card anonymously and watch for a reaction sure to bring a smile to your face.
The card’s front says “There’s three asses in this group, can you find all of them?”
There are two asses on the front and the ass holding the card makes three! The back has a donkey with the words “The third ass is holding this card” so even the dimwitted will get it.
Images on front and back, the inner pages are left blank for you to add a message, if you like
This download includes 1 greeting card, as shown in the image.
Note: The greeting card is in PDF format, ready to print to 8.5″ X 11″ letter size paper.
Free Rude Greeting Card: Happy Birthday
Have fun with this rude birthday greeting card!
Give this birthday card and you’ll either get a groan or a slap in the face.
The card’s front says “Happy Birthday.”
Inside the card, once folded in three panels, opens to say “Honestly. No one thought you would live this long.”
You will need to fold this greeting card sheet in three once printed.
This download includes 1 greeting card, as shown in the image.
Note: The greeting card is in PDF format, ready to print to 8.5″ X 11″ letter size paper.
Free Rude Greeting Card: Congratulations
Have fun with this rude greeting card!
Give this congratulations card to someone that really deserves it!
The card’s front says “Congratulations.”
Inside the card, once folded in three panels, opens to say “You have attained top asshole status. The appropriate authorities have been notified.”
You will need to fold this greeting card sheet in three once printed.
This download includes 1 greeting card, as shown in the image.
Note: The greeting card is in PDF format, ready to print to 8.5″ X 11″ letter size paper.
Free Rude Greeting Card: See You Next Tuesday
Have fun with this rude remembrance greeting card!
Give this greeting card and you’ll probably never see the person again.
The card’s front says “See you next Tuesday.”
Inside the card, once folded in three panels, opens to say “Cunt.”
You will need to fold this greeting card sheet in three once printed.
This download includes 1 greeting card, as shown in the image.
Note: The greeting card is in PDF format, ready to print to 8.5″ X 11″ letter size paper.
Free Rude Greeting Card: Happy Birthday
Have fun with this rude birthday greeting card!
Give this greeting card and you’ll probably never see the person again.
The card’s front says “Happy Birthday”
Inside the card, once folded in three panels, opens to say “Die, you miserable bastard, die!”
You will need to fold this greeting card sheet in three once printed.
This download includes 1 greeting card, as shown in the image.
Note: The greeting card is in PDF format, ready to print to 8.5″ X 11″ letter size paper.
Free Funny Business Cards with Blank Back
Be prepared with these funny business cards, ready to print
Download now and keep with you always, just write your info on the back of these cards before you give them out.
Note: The business cards are in PDF format, ready to print to 8.5″ X 11″ letter size paper.
Card Text:
- I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look
- I’m kind of a big deal, be happy to meet me
- Don’t call me, I’ll call you
- I don’t always give out my business card, but when I do, it’s this one
