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Revenge On Bad Friends By
The Revenge Guy

Need a little help?

Getting the raw deal from some "frenemies"? RG wants to help you as
he has helped thousands of others. Just keep reading below!

Revenge Guy,

I know a guy who my was best friend for a couple of years, but he
but he started to ask me for a deeper relation.

Well I never had a friend like that so
I agreed. For months he was so needy, for example whenever we have a
fight he keeps apologizing and doing pathetic things so he wouldn’t
lose me.

Finally I fell in love with him too
and started to really appreciating him, (after a long time of
begging), but suddenly he says that he changed his mind.

Dear Mr. RG how can I break his heart
and then dump him really hard so he thinks twice before being too
moody with someone next time?
help me plz u r the best !
;) revenge gal

Revenge JokerHi
Revenge Girl,

You’ve fallen into the classic “friends with benefits” situation.
The guy pestered you, you finally relented and gave him what he
wanted (free of being in a committed relationship) and after a while
you grew feelings for him, where he did not.

My mom would say of him “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free?”

He tricked you and used you.

Revenge needs to be accomplished here.

His heart won’t break, he’s not that emotionally invested in you.
You should dump him hard though.

I’d do it in front of all his friends, loudly.
Of course he will retaliate and start spreading rumors about you.

Get ready for that. Have all your friends on your side so that they
stay with you and not him.
Make him a social outcast.

That will be your ultimate revenge.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I have always had a crush on this one girl for about 3 years now.
Then out of nowhere she IMs me and starts to flirt with me.

Naturally, I was delirious with joy
and flirted right back.

She started asking me questions about
who I think is hot and who I think is ugly and many other private

The conversation was getting very
interesting and then I decided to ask her out and she says yes!!!

I was thinking that this was way too
good to be true! Apparently it WAS too good to be true because it
was actually some guy I knew who I have never really hated but never
really liked. How should I get him back?

Revenge JokerHi,
First off, bend over and look between your legs. Are they still

Now then, the best revenge would be, of course, to actually ask her

His little joke would then be worthless.

3 years???
Yes, it’s now or never.

As for the actual revenge (since you’re too much of a wussy to
actually ask her out) I suggest that you save up a few bucks and
order him some flowers, to be delivered to him in class.

That’ll go over real well.

Write the note as if it was from his mother, “I hope you have a good
day dear, love mommy” or something like that.
Embarrass the hell out of him and he’ll never see it coming from
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I have this "friend" she was my best friend until she broke me and
my boyfriend up.

he is also spreading rumors about me
and my other friends.

o one likes her and she is my friend
but after this I need to get her back. I really need to get revenge
on her something that will make her not want to mess with me again.

Revenge JokerHi

If she is your friend you should be able to talk this through.
If she isn’t your friend then don’t stoop to her level of evil, rise
about that and her.

And anonymously call her parents and tell
whoever answers that there is a rumor around school that she’s

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


So here’s the story. I’ve known this person for quite a few years,
and I’ve always treated him with respect and admiration, even though
he didn’t give me the same consideration.

I was fine with the petty
insults he would regularly throw at me, because I knew he did it to
"show off" in front of his REAL friends.

Let’s go back to a few months ago. Around October-ish, my husband
and I were visited by the Department of Animal Services, because
someone had complained that our house was overwhelmingly messy.

not a good housekeeper, and neither is my husband, but trust me when
I say it’s far from uninhabitable.

When reviewed, we were said to be
living in "uninhabitable" living conditions, and were fined around
350 for that. Then, the lady discovered that neither of our cats had
their tags or licenses.

We had no idea it was law! We were fined
about 250 for that. The total was, give or take, 600 dollars in
fines. At first we accepted it as a huge "oops" on our part. No big
deal, right?

Then, a few weeks ago I find out who reported me. Yeah, you guessed
it. The "friend" from before. The worst part is, he didn’t do it out
of general concern for our well-being, but as a complete joke. He
and his buddy were sitting around the computer one day and were
like, "What if we filed a fake, but believable complaint about

And they were guffawing the whole entire time as another
person tried to discourage them.

Excuse me? 600 dollars will be
leaving my bank account because someone who I considered to be my
friend decided to play a cruel joke?

Trust me when I say we’re not
made of money, and he knows EXACTLY the kind of stuff I have to do
for work. I don’t understand how anyone can be so completely
malicious…which is why I want to seek revenge.

I know you say that this information can be published on any
website, which is cool or whatever, but I would definitely prefer if
it were private. Anyway, thanks for listening to my little
complaint. ^_^

Revenge JokerHey

You’re right, this jerk needs to be taken care of.

Too bad you couldn’t sue him, but that just won’t do.

You haven’t told me much about him so I can only guess:
If he works, send him a gift, from a male lover, to his work.

Maybe “fake but believable” would work too? You can
call him up, and sell him some story about a police investigation, a
long lost dead relative leaving him some money, anything. You can
change your voice, change the caller ID and even record the call for
later entertainment (email me a copy of you do!).

If he has his own house with a yard, I’d make a midnight visit with
some pellet fertilizer and spell out some words, your choice.
They’ll burn the lawn in a few weeks, depending on your
winter/spring conditions, and he won’t be able to get rid of it
without tearing up his lawn.

I hope I have got you started.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I have ‘good’ friends from my sports team.

They used to treat me like normal
friends treat each other but since late October they’ve been
complete assholes. They always go out of their way to shun and
ostracize me, just to make me feel bad.

Whenever I confront them about this
they always apologize and say it was all in fun, but then the next
day they started doing it again.

A week ago they started calling me
"it" and "Hey You!"

My sport is too important for me to
quit but these guys have really gotten under my skin. I want a way
to make them realize that what they are doing sucks and does not
feel good to make them stop, but I don’t want to throw in the towel
on our friendship either. Please help me out here. I don’t know what
to do anymore!
Freaked Friendship

Revenge JokerHey

Let me tell you, I can see it from here, that big bull’s-eye target
on your back.

Are these guys really your friends? It sounds more to me that they
are making fun of you to spite your supposed friendship.
They are using that hold against you. Trust me, they aren’t friends.

Real friends get the idea when they hurt another friend’s feelings.

Now then, you really don’t want revenge do you?
You just want them to stop.

They won’t.

No matter what I tell you to do, you won’t because you think they
are your friends.

They might be nice sometimes, but not on the field.

You have to figure out why that is. Who are they trying to impress?

The coach? Another player/teammate?

Are their girls watching?

There has to be some reason for them to tear you down while they
(immaturely) try to build themselves up.

What you do next time is this :
Walk up to whoever says the ‘second’ thing to you, (there is a
leader and a follower, even with just two people doing the
harassing) and quietly say “You know that everyone knows you really
don’t belong here”. Say it quietly, so only the one person can hear.
And walk away. Confidently, smiling. Yelling “Hi” to someone farther
away, like you’re a big movie star, getting some recognition for
exposing the crime of a lifetime.

And now you know what to do.

And talk to your parents, I’m sure they want to help you with this.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge On Your Ex

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Helps You Get Revenge On Ex-Boyfriends
and Ex-Girlfriends

Have you been wronged by a "best friend" that is now dating the
person that was the love of your life?

RG can help… but only if you ask nicely… (overall, he doesn't
like to get involved in relationship issues that may be resolved in you
"getting back in love" with them… Revenge is a dead end for
relationships, or it isn't revenge… think about that before you ask…

Revenge Guy,
I really need to get back at this guy.

We met three years ago at a Halloween party and were really into
each other, but I was in a relationship and told him up front that I
was with someone and didn't way to see anybody else.

Not long after he met a girl and really liked her. So we sort of
remained friends, talked here and there over the past few years,

Well over this past summer I broke up with that guy I was with, and
he broke up with the girl he was with. Two or so months ago we hung
out and things started from the very first day. Just a lot of
flirting, goodnight kiss, etc, and went on pretty fast from there.

We started spending tons of time together, and only after two weeks
or so he was asking me if I would ever want to be in a relationship
with him, he wanted to be exclusive, etc. Then his ex started
stalking me via AIM, checking my away messages, IMing me, etc.

This guy and I were spending almost everyday together and then this
past weekend he just up and stopped talking to me. Ignoring my phone
calls, etc. And now his ex is harassing me about how they're back
together, blahblahblah.

It's not like we has anything really serious going on, but he is the
one who asked me to be exclusive, got me a Valentine's Day card that
said, "be all mine…….I'm all yours!" etc. and then he gets back
with his ex and just pretends like nothing happened?

He doesn't even have the balls to call me up and say anything! I
mean not even a simple, "I don't want to see you anymore."

I really just want to get this guy back for being such a child. I
mean, at 23 years old the least you could do is man up. Help


Yes, men are stupid people sometimes.

As for
revenge… well, you really didn’t give me much to go on did you…

You didn’t date, then you’re dating and he dumped you for his ex
after making all kinds of promises. Fuck him.

What I would
do is call the ex-girlfriend (now the girlfriend) and say you’re with the health clinic… she needs to come
in and get tested.

Call him doing the same thing. Maybe
even leave weird messages at his work, supposedly from his ex-not-ex

Of course there's
too… do you have any old clothes of his that
he might want back? Give him something to really remember… and
something that might end up on his ex-not-ex bitch too.

Best wishes,

Dear Revenge Guy,
Here's my story first, then, hopefully, you can give me
advice on how to get my revenge.

I began dating a guy in
September last year, thought he was wonderful, blah blah blah, the
relationship really should've ended in December, when he moved
for school (I was living in —someplace—, at the time).

When he left
in December, he left me a little gift, called herpes. He had gotten
it from his ex girlfriend, whom he hadn't dated or seen in six
months, and claims he hadn't slept with anyone in that six months.
(if you could meet this guy, you'd know that to be true).

We were
also in agreement that I hadn't passed it along to him, as I'd had
my yearly exam in September, and I was clean. There's no doubt it
came from him, although I find it unlikely that he was unaware of
his predicament for six months. No big deal, we'd try to make it

Within two weeks of him leaving, my supervisor at my job
found out I had gotten herpes from him. (Very specific, I'm unsure
how he found out in so much detail). This particular supervisor is
one of those guys who are short, try too hard to be buff, try too
hard to be cool, you know the asshole. So he started telling people
at my job.

Keep in mind, I just found out I have an incurable
std, the person who gave it to me now lived 21 hours away (and I
might have missed him some, or a lot), and I wasn't in a very strong
frame of mind.

Now, the asshole supervisor was spreading my
business, and people I work with were coming to me with things like,
"is it true what (boss) said? that you got an std from (guy)?"

I assumed
it was no one's business but my own. But it was out. I got revenge
on the supervisor the right way.

I went to human resources with
my problem, and soon my whole workplace knew. The supervisor got
suspended, but not without repercussions on my behalf.

people despised me for having him suspended (for some reason, people
liked him, especially the girl he was banging), and working became
very uncomfortable.

Not to mention the people who acted like I was
going to pass along my little problem to them if I touched, or
talked to them. And there were the really mean ones calling me
"whore" and "bitch" All in all, it was not a good experience.

The boy I got it from, was less than supportive. A lot of the time
he'd ignore me, or tell me to stop "bitching", or say he was
depressed himself because he was living in a new town with no
friends and family for the holidays, it hurt a lot that he would be
so selfish, and discompassionate.

It tore me apart
that he would treat me like everyone else was. All I wanted was for
someone to talk to. It was terribly hard for me to sympathize, and I
admit I did eventually get quite bitchy.

Well, it's now
later on, and I'm
also living OK. Before he left, we had talked about me moving
here, but not for a while. We were going to see how the relationship
progressed, and if it worked out, I'd move here. I had already begun
looking into the cost of housing and such (it's quite cheap

Anyway, after all that had happened (not to mention, I
had lost my best friend, a guy, because he got jealous that i was
dating the other guy. go figure) I decided, I still needed to get
out of Delaware, even though my relationship wasn't working. It was
just too uncomfortable, and the source of too much hurt.

been in Tulsa for a month now, and some truth's have come out. The
guy I dated admitted he wasn't there like he should have been, but I
just needed to get over it all, because I was making him miserable.
The nerve.

So this is what I want to do:
He is enrolled in
the community college here, and I want to spread my story.

The whole
story, without holding anything back.

I understand that I would also
be airing my own secret (but I lived through it once already, I
really don't care anymore.)

I want him to experience what I went
through. The prejudices, people hating him for what he did.

may even hate me for telling it. He may even hate me more. I also
don't even care about that. As long as he experiences what I went
through, so I can also tell him to "just get over it."
should I do?

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi

While I really feel for you, you’ve been put through a
terrible ordeal, I think you need some counseling help. This
bitterness is not a good outlet, it will color your life forever.

That’s my take on this.

As far as getting him back… use a call service to follow his moves, call the school say he’s
dropping out, call where he works as his gay lover, his venereal
disease doctor, whatever it takes.

As for your story coming out with revenge being taken, the idea here
is that it's not your story. Revenge should not force you to reveal
your identity, although he may guess it's you, I'd try to keep your
name away from associating with his as much as possible.

I have created for you a special poster, all
you need to do is print it out, paste a picture of

him on it then post them everywhere.Best wishes,


Last Christmas I started dating an amazing guy, we will call him
Tall, and was dating him for 11 months.

Thing became very serious very fast and he proposed to me.

This remained a secret because it was too soon, however.

He and I had everything planned out, go to university together move
in together.

Looking back I realize how young I am for this, but I was happy at

Towards the end of the relationship we were fighting a lot, and
mostly because I expected a certain amount of respect from him, but
he always had to be the funny guy and was making fun of me a lot.

He would call me like a dog when he was around his friends and was
just very rude.

In the end Tall left me because he felt I was too conservative while
he was too liberal.

He was truly sorry for it, he didn't want to hurt me and was very

It's been a month since we separated and he has a new girlfriend,
lets call her Fink.

Tall and I remained friends through the breakup, we talked every day
and I was handling things okay.

Fink is my best friend, she helped me through he breakup, but it
appears she was helping Tall too. She of all people knows how very
hard it was for me, and she knows I still love him.

She went completely against me and betrayed me. At this point words
aren't doing any good, and I want some revenge!

I need to be sneaky about it, but I want them both to feel slightly
miserable, because both promised to respect me.
Thank you,
Desperate for revenge

Revenge JokerHi

To feel "slightly sneaky" about revenge isn't usually a request that
I honor.

Revenge should not be taken lightly. Revenge is not a "Ha ha!" to be
spoken of later on.

But, I believe that this guy cheated on you, if not in actual
action, then in thought and mind.

And this girl, your best friend, orchestrated the dissolution of
your relationship while speaking out of the side of her mouth to

That being said, all I can gather from your email is that you are
late teens, early twenties, possibly living away from home but most
likely not, you have not had many boyfriends, indeed, with him this
may have only been the only serious relationship you've had.

Whew… almost blew a brain cell there… LOL…

So, what I suggest will be effective, and get the most BANG for your

Stir the pot… raise some questions… maybe even break them up…

But most of all, have some fun…
And make them "slightly curious" about the other romantic
possibilities available to them.
Best wishes,

Revenge Guy,

I have just gotten out of an abusive relationship that lasted for
about a year.

The relationship has caused me much distress and I am
now seeing a therapist because of this. Over the course of the
relationship, I had a particular "friend" that I confided in. This
"friend", Jenn, allowed me to cry on her shoulder, offered advice
when needed, and became someone that I thought I could really trust.
Eventually the relationship came to a horrible and stressful ending
and i continued to confide in my "friend".

Not even a month after
the break-up, she began showing interest in my ex and would tell
mutual friends "Paul and I hooked up this weekend…. but don’t tell
Bethany!" I confronted her about this and told her that I cannot
control who she dates, but it would be hard for me to remain her
friend if she chose him over me. She lied to my face numerous times
and told me nothing was going on between them and tried to hide
everything from me even more.

This in particular really pissed me
off and now they are officially together. Whenever I walk past the
two of them, she smirks at me as if attempting to rub it in my face.
So RG, I was wondering if you had any ideas for revenge on Jenn! All
of our mutual friends have since taken my side after facing betrayal
from her as well, and insist that I do something about this. I
apologize for the length of this e-mail, but I am very interested in
hearing some of your ideas. Thank you! -Bethany, CA

Hi Bethany,
There are often times when friends are not friends and are really
only using you for something you have.

When their true colors are finally revealed, and the unthinkable
happens, the betrayal can be very hard to deal with.

I commend you on getting therapy and trying to put this awful thing
behind you.
But there are two people to get revenge on here, aren’t there?

Paul is just as guilty, if not more, than this Jenn person. Even
though Jenn has used the events in your life to take advantage of
things Paul must shoulder his full part of the blame here as well.

I suggest, in the holiday season, that you send Jenn, and separately
Paul, some holiday cards. Include suggestive words of hidden
relationships, pictures of nudity of the supposed ‘other person’.

Let them have a happy holiday season thinking the other is cheating
on them.
Candy and flowers works well too, anonymously sent with love cards
And never forget the luxury of fake jewelry as a gift too.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear RG,
This guy I was seeing until about two weeks ago is totally psycho. He lies
all the time. Literally. I told him I was seeing someone else and it
completely pissed him off so he has been doing mean stuff to me for the
last couple of weeks. He stole my dog, lied to me about more things than I
can count, and most recently threatened me with planting something illegal
in my car.

He won’t take no for an answer. I’ve even gone as far as to
tell him I’m messing around with numerous other guys. He called my mom and
tried to tell her a bunch of lies about me. I have had enough and I want
him to pay. I’m pretty good at the revenge thing, but I need something
really good this time. By the way, my mom didn’t believe him. She thinks
he’s a raving lunatic who needs to be committed. Help me get him in a way
he will never, ever forget.

Ann, Arkansas

Hi Ann,
Such perseverance from a terrible guy does deserve something drastic. It
will be the only way to get the point across to him to leave you alone.
But first, I’m going to make some assumptions about your relationship with
him. You met him by way of him introducing himself to you and had a couple
of dates. He’s not part of your usual crowd of friends, so you can’t just
get one of your friends to tell him to get lost.

Here’s what I suggest:
Throw a "Loser Party" in his honor.

Go to a place that you both went to, a bar or club, and ask the manager if
you can get put up some posters featuring this guy’s face and a time and
date for the party. Be sure that the poster states that it’s a party for a
loser and the reason why you are having it – so he’ll get lost! Then
invite him to the bar or club, without him knowing the reason why.

He’ll show up expecting to meet you, but you won’t be there and he’ll be
surrounded by other people that know why he’s there. Heck, he can even
keep one of the posters as a souvenir.

If he contacts you after the "party" tell him you’re going to blanket the
city with the posters, and have multiple "Loser Parties" until he gets the

If that doesn’t scare him off, call the police and get a restraining order
on him.
Tell me how it all works out for you.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy