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Revenge is not just best served cold.
For most purposes, except on TV, it needs to be undetected. The best revenge is often mistaken for “bad luck” or an “unhappy coincidence” by the victims.
Of course, there are the overt actions that help you to feel that you have achieved your revenge. A bumper sticker, a broken wooden toothpick in a lock, a phone revealing message left for interested parties, just to name a few.
This website is purely for entertainment purposes. You’re angry now but in a couple of minutes your head will be swimming with ideas and you’ll be grinning about the possibilities of getting even.
This is my goal. I’m glad to help.

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Crazy, trash-throwing neighbor

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I just found your website and signed up for your newsletter.

I’m at my wits end.

I have a neighbor who lives across the street and we seem to be on her shit list. Even though we have went out of our way to be nice and wave at her she is hateful. I understand there are people who are this way. Anyway, I find trash in my yard all the time, whiskey bottles beer cans and other things. I know she and her punk friends did it but I can’t prove it.

Today, while I was home for lunch I was looking outside and saw her mowing her ditch, no big deal. Then I saw her intentionally run over some trash that was in her ditch and spray in over into my ditch, she actually drove her mower on the street and sprayed the trash out of her ditch onto the street then drove onto my side of the street and sprayed the trash into my ditch. I was livid.

My wife stopped me from going over there and making a scene, which I would have been the aggressor and the cops would have most likely seen it that way. I calmed down, but the trash remains out there. Any ideas? This has been going on for awhile now. During the 4th they were intentionally shooting fireworks over into my yard and there have been other incidences. I’ve kept my cool, but I’m a military vet I’m disciplined enough, but I also expect some respect.

The Revenge GuyHi,
I have one thing to tell you “video surveillance”.

Get it and use it.

Then sue her ass off, own her home, kick her out and live a better life.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Screwed over by boss and still bitter

Dear Revenge GuyHi Revenge Guy,
I enjoy your website and reading all the stories on here. I appreciate your good and sound advice in response. So I’ll get right to the point.

My former boss at my former employer, which was an elementary school latchkey program. She was an evil, nasty bully to me who ganged up on me with her even more evil boss and told all these lies about me. My countering the despicable lies and bad review that I did not deserve fell on deaf ears and I ended up being forced to resign.

So I went to the superintendent and the school board and told them what they did. They did nothing about it! Three years have passed and I am STILL mad as hell at my evil ex boss in particular and I want revenge! I want to do it in a way that I won’t get caught. Ideas please?
Thank you,
Bitter ex-employee

The Revenge GuyHi Bitter,
First off, I’m not really a union supporter, but I do know when they offer the support workers need and in your case I wish you were in one.

Without a doubt there are others in your position that have been treated unfairly and harshly. Seek them out.

And find a good employment lawyer before the statute of limitations on your grievance and wrongful treatment expires.

I’ll only ask for 15% of your settlement.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

My neighbor beats his kids…..

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
My neighbors are trying to make my life hell because I was walking my dog one day and saw my neighbor literally beat the hell out of his 3 year old daughter.

The neighbor is an attorney so I was scared to do anything. However, having children myself, I called child protective services and reported what I had seen. I wanted to stay anonymous, however, they figured out it was me.

I assure you what I had seen to this child happened. I even had a witness about another incident I witnessed the mother do that was neglectful.

Since reporting this incident, I was unable to volunteer in my child’s elementary school because the mother is on the PTA, I had to withdraw my son from school and pay for a private school because he was threatened by a friend of this family’s.

They have even tried to ruin my business with helping people lose weight by saying I am a fraud even though I myself have lost 100 pounds and now am a size 4 from a size 18.

They have turned everyone in the neighborhood against my family and I but I do not want to move. I was able to get an order from the police to get the neighbor to stay off my property, but now he just rides his bike ( a girls bike..LOL) in the street in front of my house.

I don’t want revenge, I just would like to enjoy making them as miserable as they are trying to make me. I am very attractive, their wives are not. I have even thought about mooning the husbands in my cute pink lacy thongs, but do I really want to stoop that low? Let me know your opinion.


The Revenge GuyHi,
On The Right Side of Life,

Social media is great for allowing you o freely document and share the things that happen in your life.

I think a few videos on YouTube with this guy riding this ridiculous bike on the street would be good enough for the laughs needed to make you feel better.

And send me the videos!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

My new neighbor is a liar and causing trouble for me

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
We have lived in pour home for twenty years never a complaint. Now we have a new neighbor who is a real piece of shit.

Animal control has posted a ticket on our door stating our dog runs loose and she isn’t licensed not had she had her rabies shots. They haven’t even seen my dog and she does have her shots, also he has called the police saying we were prowlers when we we’re working in our garden one night, he’s turned us in for burning when we bbq, he is something else or and reported that we shoot neighboring cats and birds.

What can we do to bring this guy to the reality that he is new to my neighborhood not the other way around?


The Revenge GuyHi Long-timer,
Neighbors, new one especially, are the worst to deal with.

They seem to think they can decide on the “new rules” of life, not understanding, or caring, that they’re the ones that should have to “move in” to how things are done in the neighborhood.

Yours is a particular problem because he likes to report anything you do. That means he’s always watching you.

And that can work against him very well to your benefit.

You need a camera aimed at his house (or at least the street with his house in the background. Heard a lot of street racers lately that you want to catch and report? Wink wink) and just start goofing off in front and the back of your home. Wherever he’s been seeing things to report, do it there.

Start with getting a stuffed but realistic looking cat doll, and kick the hell out of it. Maybe a dog and a bird too.

Once he complains officially you might have a case for invasion of privacy or something.

I’m sure you can think of a few additional things to do to get his ire.

Have fun with it. And send me the videos!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Ghost dog

Upstairs neighbor issues…. help!

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
Upstairs neighbour has been making fake complaints about a dog on our lot. We don’t even have a dog! It’s really annoying me with the incessant complaints.

I’d like to hear if you have any ideas to get back at him? I have his email, full name and address.

Not barking at all!

The Revenge GuyHi Not Barking,
Obviously the guy is off his nut.

I’d simply put up signs that say “Beware of ghost dogs” and let him stew on it.

Then I’d send him a lot of dog walkers to help him with his issues.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

My neighbors are hillbilly trash

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
Love your site; great to have an honest person standing up for innocent victims.

I am writing to politely ask for your help.

A year ago a trailer trash hillbilly and his skanky girlfriend moved next door to me in what was once a very quiet neighborhood. Almost immediately they installed stereo speakers on their front porch and blasted music at all hours. I attempted nice notes and talks and was ignored.

I called the police who always arrived, told them to turn it down and the problem was temporarily resolved. Now however, they turn up the music for 20 minutes at a time and then turn it down so when the police arrive there is no noise.

The police, while always being polite and sympathetic, refuse to issue citations because I am the only one complaining. They have dogs and I have tossed old cheddar in their yard but this has had no effect that I can tell.

I want to solve this in a peaceful and legal manner but lack of sleep has me considering very drastic measures. Also, I cannot use Liquid Ass on their property as there is a locked fence and two dogs roaming the yard.
Any advice will be greatly appreciated.
Thank you very much,

The Revenge GuyHi Polite Guy,
The police can only deal with what is in front of them. It’s a sad state of affairs but it’s the way life works. The city bylaw office, however, only needs a video and a verified complaint to take action.

You can be your neighborhood hero by doing these three things:
1) Talk to your neighbors about these “hillbillies” and how their actions affect their quality of life
2) Video these hillbillies to catch their bad behavior in an undisputable way
3) Take the evidence to city hall and make sure action is taken
4) BONUS: They probably don’t own the property, they’re renting it. Find the owners and talk to them about a possible lawsuit based on the devaluation of neighborhood property values because of their tenants.

You have to take action to make your neighborhood a better place – or at least to be as good as it once was.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Married co-worker dating me and three other girls! Help!

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I started seeing a higher-up co-worker eight months ago. I know you shouldn’t mix business with pleasure but he went after me and it felt good. Our relationship has escalated to the point where we have had sex multiple times.

I just found out from his phone that not only is he married, but he is having an affair with me and three other women! From the messages I have seen, some of the girls knew that he cheats and asks about the other girls. I want revenge and clever revenge at that. I want to get him and the other girls, and I want to come out on top. How do I do this?


The Revenge GuyHi Dating a Cheater,
You must know an awful lot about this guy. Obviously where he works, home life situation and even the names of the other girls that he’s dating.

You probably know what he’s doing to hide his tracks from the other girls and his wife, like an extra phone, alternate email addresses, etc. This can be used against him easily.
I hope you have some of the other girls names and details from his phone.

Using a service like Spoofcall you could spoof the number of one of the girls, use a different girl’s name, and set up dates for him. He’s expecting to see one girl and sees and meets a different girl. He’ll be squirming heavily.
You could even add his wife into the mix.

I’d like to see his face when he goes to one of these “dates” thinking he’s going to be meeting a girlfriend and it’s his wife that you arranged to send instead!

You could play this out for months!

Have some fun with this, knowing that you’re creating the karma that will make what’s comes around goes around!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy


Online Dating Scammer

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
So glad I found your site! The advice you give is both thoughtful and imaginative.

I’d never thought I’d be the type of lady seeking revenge on anyone as I just always turned the other cheek and let bygones be bygones. This was just too much for me to get over.

I met a guy who lives in another country after awhile of talking via emails, where he was very witty, kind and just amazing to talk to, we graduated to talking over the phone. I had been in an extremely difficult relationship at home and was very vulnerable to the kindness and companionship of a nice man.

This man wooed me with songs and poems and long chats. I thought he was the one, I was faithful to him even though we lived miles and miles apart. He told me he was facing eviction, couldn’t buy groceries, had his car towed all of the usual stuff one says to a lady who thinks she’s in love to squire money from her.

Well, me and my big Italian heart, I gave him I’m embarrassed to say how much.

As time went on, he became less and less kind and would insist I call him only at certain times and he would only call me at certain times. I realized a bit too late that he had many other phone “loves” whom he was speaking to for the sole purpose of having them fall in love so that he could “set them up” for his poor me stories.

I’ve never felt what it was like to be in love and so I really cherished this man only to learn I was being fed lines and being strung along for almost 5 years!

Yes, you read that correctly I was stupid for that long!

I’m so hurt and humiliated. I did this to myself and I could live with that but God knows how many other poor vulnerable women he’s done this to and is doing this to.

I became very ill in March from the stress of this. I’m just now feeling a bit like myself again but I still burst into tears from time to time. As I ‘m still in a hard position in my home life and I have no one to share this with or talk to. I’m glad I found your website.

At the very least, it gave me someone to tell my story to. I would love to know how to make this person feel the same pain and humiliation he put me through, taking my money, my time, my love.

How does one get revenge on a person who lives in another country? Please advise.

This is the first time, I have written about this. Thank you so much for giving people a place to come to for advice, to share and to get their heart aches off their chest.

The Revenge GuyHi,
I’m sorry to say but you’ve been had by a professional online dating scammer.

Unfortunately, in the world we live in now, this happens all too often. My rule is that “if you can’t smell them it’s not love”.

The only way you can get even with this person is to expose them for what they did to you.

Yes, it may be embarrassing but you already know you’re not the only one he’s scamming.

If you don’t want to go to the police the minimum you should do is open a Gmail account and create a Google Plus account (anonymously) to post your story and his details including name, email address and the stories he told you.

You will feel better by sharing your story (again, anonymously) and his details will be out there to be found by others that may find out before what happened to you happens to them.

Best wishes,