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Revenge is not just best served cold.
For most purposes, except on TV, it needs to be undetected. The best revenge is often mistaken for “bad luck” or an “unhappy coincidence” by the victims.
Of course, there are the overt actions that help you to feel that you have achieved your revenge. A bumper sticker, a broken wooden toothpick in a lock, a phone revealing message left for interested parties, just to name a few.
This website is purely for entertainment purposes. You’re angry now but in a couple of minutes your head will be swimming with ideas and you’ll be grinning about the possibilities of getting even.
This is my goal. I’m glad to help.
RG

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Online Dating Scammer

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
So glad I found your site! The advice you give is both thoughtful and imaginative.

I’d never thought I’d be the type of lady seeking revenge on anyone as I just always turned the other cheek and let bygones be bygones. This was just too much for me to get over.

I met a guy who lives in another country after awhile of talking via emails, where he was very witty, kind and just amazing to talk to, we graduated to talking over the phone. I had been in an extremely difficult relationship at home and was very vulnerable to the kindness and companionship of a nice man.

This man wooed me with songs and poems and long chats. I thought he was the one, I was faithful to him even though we lived miles and miles apart. He told me he was facing eviction, couldn’t buy groceries, had his car towed all of the usual stuff one says to a lady who thinks she’s in love to squire money from her.

Well, me and my big Italian heart, I gave him I’m embarrassed to say how much.

As time went on, he became less and less kind and would insist I call him only at certain times and he would only call me at certain times. I realized a bit too late that he had many other phone “loves” whom he was speaking to for the sole purpose of having them fall in love so that he could “set them up” for his poor me stories.

I’ve never felt what it was like to be in love and so I really cherished this man only to learn I was being fed lines and being strung along for almost 5 years!

Yes, you read that correctly I was stupid for that long!

I’m so hurt and humiliated. I did this to myself and I could live with that but God knows how many other poor vulnerable women he’s done this to and is doing this to.

I became very ill in March from the stress of this. I’m just now feeling a bit like myself again but I still burst into tears from time to time. As I ‘m still in a hard position in my home life and I have no one to share this with or talk to. I’m glad I found your website.

At the very least, it gave me someone to tell my story to. I would love to know how to make this person feel the same pain and humiliation he put me through, taking my money, my time, my love.

How does one get revenge on a person who lives in another country? Please advise.

This is the first time, I have written about this. Thank you so much for giving people a place to come to for advice, to share and to get their heart aches off their chest.

The Revenge GuyHi,
I’m sorry to say but you’ve been had by a professional online dating scammer.

Unfortunately, in the world we live in now, this happens all too often. My rule is that “if you can’t smell them it’s not love”.

The only way you can get even with this person is to expose them for what they did to you.

Yes, it may be embarrassing but you already know you’re not the only one he’s scamming.

If you don’t want to go to the police the minimum you should do is open a Gmail account and create a Google Plus account (anonymously) to post your story and his details including name, email address and the stories he told you.

You will feel better by sharing your story (again, anonymously) and his details will be out there to be found by others that may find out before what happened to you happens to them.

Best wishes,
RG

Door Lock

Roommate Owes Me Money

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,

I have a roommate who is 3 weeks late on rent. She claims that her bank accounts were cancelled and is trying to set up a new one. She hasn’t been home for 3 weeks because she got a new job in a new city. I told her she needs to be out by the first of the month and give me the money she owes before she leaves. Every time I ask her what is going on with her bank accounts she comes up with a new story.

All of her possessions are still in the apartment but I’m worried she is going to take all her things while I’m gone and leave for good without paying.

How should I get my money or get back at her if she skips town for good?

Thanks for your help, you’re the best!

The Revenge Guy Hi,
I’d change the locks and let your landlord know what’s going on (if you’re not the landlord.

Best wishes,
RG

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Asshole Parking in My Spot

Dear Revenge GuyHello RG,
I’m not looking to take revenge, not my style.

But I did ask building management to leave a notice about someone parking in a spot that I share with a coworker in a condo building (which is assigned to us and was properly paid for – about $200 a month). I specifically informed building management that I didn’t want to cause trouble, getting them fined or anything like that – just that we use the spot.

This morning, I found coffee poured over the driver’s door handle which, in my opinion, is quite childish. I’ve cleaned it off but I have a feeling, based on your blog, that this will continue. What is there that I can do?

The Revenge GuyHi, People suck, don’t they?
There’s too many “entitled people” in the world that drive me crazy. I mean, they have no care in the world about how their actions affect others just as long as what they do is convenient for them.

Since they were such jerks to pour stuff on your car the usual thing would be to retaliate. Of course you don’t want such a war with these idiots, certainly the next thing they’ll do is key your car.

Simply put, what I would do is put a “tow notice” on the parking spot and say that you’ll have any illegally parked cars towed at the owner’s expense. Or get yourself some fake parking tickets and start putting them on the windshield.

You pay for the spot, it’s yours. Protect it without escalating if you can.

Good luck
RG

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Parking Issues In Front of My House

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I bought a house in a tract home community, I have been living here 8 years pretty much trouble free for 7 of those years.

I knew my neighbors, they were all respectful and we all got along. Then the neighbor next door moved. A leasing company bought the house and now there are 5 adults living in the house next door. One of them has a regular vehicle and a work vehicle. They regularly have a boyfriend or girlfriend come and stay with them also. Making a grand total of no less than FIVE sometimes SEVEN (with the boyfriends) cars for this house! They park in front of my house every single day. SO now whenever my wife and I have a friend over, they have nowhere to park. I let it go for the first 4-5 months, thinking maybe this was just some temporary problem and it would all sort itself out. After 4-5 months, I realized this monstrosity was permanent.

I went next door to ask them politely (I really was polite) to park in their own driveway and in front of their own house. They live on the corner so they have access to 2 curbs for this purpose. She pretty much told me “you don’t own the street” and slammed the door in my face. I thought okay??? So I went to my car got in it and parked in front of her house, hoping this would sort of drive the point home that this is rude and also annoying. SHE CALLED THE COPS!! Seriously!! The cop told me I couldn’t park in front of her house because she has a stop sign within 10 feet and that I had no right to tell her not to park in front of MY HOUSE.

I thought to myself “Maybe I am being unreasonable.” So I started asking friends and long time clients and relatives if this was rude I also asked them if this would annoy them? ALL of them said pretty emphatically they thought it was rude and then conveyed their sympathy.

2 weeks later I get a knock on my door at 1:30 am. I go to the door and the cops are there. The policeman asked me “How many people live in this house?” I told him “Me my wife and 3 children.” He said go inside shut all the lights off get everyone up and come downstairs. We get downstairs to find 3 policemen on my porch with assault rifles aimed at the house next door. The policemen said we need to stay in the shadows, go to our driveway and take a left (opposite of my neighbors) and run in the that direction about 4 houses and get behind another home. Turns out the were called there because someone in that house had a gun and was threatening to harm himself.

About a month later I am outside mowing my lawn and a young man drives up in one of their cars and parks in front of my house. When the young man exited he starts working on the bumper of their clunker truck. Pulling off the rear bumper and other stuff. I hadn’t seen this guy before so I asked him “Do you think it’s rude to park in front of other peoples’ houses?” He said “Well your neighbor told me to park here.” I said ” She doesn’t live here, I do. Again do you think it’s rude to park continuously every single day in front of someone else’s house? ” He again said “She told me to!” I continued doing my lawn in disgust and finished it.

About 3 hours later the was a knock at my door. I open it up and there is another policeman standing at my door. He says “We got a call from your neighbor saying “He feels threatened by you.” He then goes on to reiterate that “You don’t own the street, and they can park there anytime they want.” I tried to explain to the policeman that I was not even remotely threatening to this guy, and that all I did was ask him if he though it was rude. ” He tells me “It’s not rude. If you don’t want people to park in front of your house you need to buy a large piece of land.”

I also found out later that one of the herd of people living next door works for dispatch, which explains the “Less than sympathetic” disposition of the police coming to my door.

I am seriously thinking of selling my house and moving. There are other regular life reasons, but partially because of this. I am desperate, please help.

The Revenge GuyHi,
Yup, neighbors can be real jerks…. but I’d be more worried about the safety of your family than anything else.

Tell me, what do you know about these people? Anything that you can use against them? It’s hard to deal with such assholes, especially when it’s in your front yard so you’re the first suspect if anything goes weird or wrong.

Check the bylaws for your street, see if there are regular parking regulations, like how long they can be there in front of your street. maybe call a city councillor and start complaining. Some type of official noise might work, or it might backfire badly.

Yeah, I might move…. or bide my time to take them down. Fake parking tickets. Oil stains in the street. Broken glass… Make it interesting anyways.

Good luck!
RG

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Roommate Leaseholder Asshole

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I’ve been living with a group of people in a four bedroom two bathroom apartment. Two of the rooms are occupied by people who have been here longer than me.

Recently my boyfriend moved in. Everyone in the apartment seemed very supportive of this idea. I was the most hesitant one.

One month after he moves in my room mate who is on the lease claims that there was a $400 rent spike. I have no way to verify this as rent is a very complicated thing in NYC. I was in a vulnerable state, as my boyfriend had just moved it and we had to make sure he could find work. They talked us into taking half of the rent hike, which was $200 a month. That really ads up seeing as my rent was $750 in the first place.

Everything seemed to be going okay until I realized that I was paying way more in rent than everyone for one of the shittiest rooms (small, and the window is in a window shaft). I approached my room mate and offered to pay an extra $50 a month on top of the $200 if I could move into the biggest room. This seemed to make sense to me since the person in that room was supposedly having financial trouble. The lease holder took great offense to this. He would not even ask the other room mate if she might be interested in that. I thought this was very fair because if I moved out then everyone’s rent will go up because they will never be able to rent this room for what they’re charging me. The other girl’s room is literally twice the size of mine.

I think he was lying about the rent increase.

I was going to pay for part of my rent in cash. My room mate was gone until about 10 pm on the first. As I was walking to his room to pay rent he was going off to his girlfriend on speaker phone with his door open about how he doesn’t think we’re going to pay rent because we didn’t get our way (I’m really not this type of person and had been close friends with this guy and shared many joints over the past year and a half). He starts saying all this BS. I listened for 20 minutes.

Needless to say I immediately went apartment hunting and gave him 30 days notice on the 8th of the month. He tried to get me to stay longer and I told him I overheard this conversation and it made me uncomfortable to say there.

He literally started yelling at me and accusing me of eavesdropping even though he’s the dumb ass that had the door open and was on speaker phone.

He still has a deposit from me and I really want it back without having to go to court. I think I will lose 8 days of rent because this guy will milk the 30 days rule for all it’s worth instead of just finding someone in the 3 weeks before the first. It’s June in NYC. They can definitely find someone.

What are some ways I can get this asshole back without him finding out it was me? Or something that would take a few weeks to really find.

The Revenge GuyHi, I’m sure you’ve heard of Craigslist? I’d post a few ads on different rental and roommate sites advertising the room. For the next few months. Add that he’s a night worker and they need to call between 2:00am and 6:00am.

Should be fun! And I’m certain he’ll never track it back to you. If you need to use an email address, find a throw-away email address. Or use a spoof service to call in the ad, if you’re that adventurous.

Have fun!
RG

Hookup Turns Into A Series of Bad Payday Loans

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I trust way too easy, and I’m a very giving person, but many times ppl have taken my kindness for weakness and it hurts but believing in karma has always helped me move on and turn the other cheek….but this last time I feel differently.

An older friend of mine hooked me up with her son who is around my age, we both became super attracted to each other almost instantly. About a week later he lost his job a really bad car dealership that would rip ppl off and use their info to commit identity theft later. He became very desperate for money so he wouldn’t lose his apartment and asked me to take out a personal loan since he never built his credit but my score was in the high 600’s and he swears he’ll take care of the payments.

I did but luckily I was denied. Next day he gets a job as a full-time chef starting at 16 an hour but asks me to take out a payday loan since rent was due soon and he just started his new job. So like an idiot I did, but of course one payday loan is only like 100 bucks and that wont pay rent, so he drags me to like 4 of them in my neighborhood.

Anyway to cut to the chase, day before its due and on due date he ignores all my texts, doesn’t pay even one back, my account of 4yrs is overdrawn, didn’t respond to me on FB, and last night I text him and he finally responds….he tells me to “Fuck off!!” and “I donno what ur talking about….” ( I wanna make him regret it soooooo badly!!!!

Help me!

The Revenge Guy You really got screwed over didn’t you?

Love and money, they really don’t go well together when the love is new and the money isn’t yours. And it’s bad when you’re loaning the person money but when you’re taking out loans to loan them money, well how could it get any worse?

Hard lesson learned.

What I’d do is use Spoofcard and call him up and scare the crap out of him. This is what you do:
Once you have Spoofcard setup give the bastard a call. You’ll want the Caller ID to show as one of the payday loan places you took out a loan.
What do you say? Easy enough, You say you’re calling from “Payday Loan Company” and they have transferred the debt to him based on speaking with you. (Not that they can or would do this, but a punk like that doesn’t know shit about anything.) Tell him that he has 24 hours to pay the outstanding amount, interest and an “admin fee” of $200 or they will put a lien on his property (car, furniture?) and come to his work to garnish his wages.
Let the punk-ass sweat it out.
The next day repeat the whole thing from another of the payday loan companies.
Repeat until you feel better.
You can even call him, or if he calls you, and just say that you had to transfer the debt because you could never have afforded to pay it and he was supposed to pay it anyway. And, if he pays you so you can pay them you’ll do your best to not have his paycheck garnished.

I hope this helps!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

2015: The Year You Took Charge

Didn’t 2014 totally suck ass?

This is the year that we can all stand proud and regain what is owed to us: our dignity!

I, alone, will stand with you and help to pull you through the events that have brought you down.

You can stand tall knowing that the Revenge Guy is by your side.

Dumb Criminals

Crime happens all the time. Robberies, murders, even trespassing.

In this busy world of ours some people think it’s OK to take rather than earn. The Revenge Guy sands against these people and shows you the worst of the worst. here’s a few from the past week.

Driver cuts off car captures ensuing war of words video that goes viral
We’ve all been there, momentarily distracted and cut off in traffic. What follows is road rage with varying degrees of criminality and responsibility.

Teacher arrested with date rape drug recipes
t’s bad enough when a teacher abuses their position of authority and trust and grooms a student for sex. But this is too much. What was she intending to do with these date rape drug recipes anyways?

Man wakes to being raped
While we’re on the subject of rape what happens after a party and the neighborhood doper wants a piece of you? Apparently she breaks in and jumps on top of you. ICK!