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Evil Genius Revenge

I need help getting revenge on my guardian. Here is my story…

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Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I need help getting revenge on my guardian.

Here is my story…
Every time I wake up and get ready to go to school on April Fools’ Day, and she gets me every time. Plus, I will be needing some ideas that are easy to get away with, using props from inside the house. Do you have any ideas?
Evil Genius 

Revenge JokerDear Evil Genius,
I guess you’re not so evil or much of a genius then, eh?

April Fools Day inside the house using common items is easy enough.
First off…. once she’s asleep, go to the fuse box and briefly turn off the power to the house.
Then reset all the clocks back to the right time, including yours. Hers, of course, will be wrong so you’ll have the morning advantage as she sleeps in.

Second…. buy a gallon, quart, whatever of milk, the same stuff that’s usually found in your fridge. Buy it a couple of weeks ahead of April Fools Day and hide it somewhere that it won’t be found, but a place not too hot. April 1st morning put the spoilt milk in the fridge. You can substitute her brand of coffee cream if she uses that.

Third…. vaseline all the door handles she uses.

Fourth…. if you can, change all the lightbulbs in her work area to half their normal wattage.

Fifth…. I’m sure you can get a little creative here, so the rest is up to you.
RG

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