Break-up Advice to Dump Boyfriends And Girlfriends

The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with a boyfriend or girlfriend that you're soon going to dump?

Here are some past suggestions from people that have emailed me.

If you need help breaking up with someone, take a look at The Revenge Guy's Break-up Lines.

Dear Revenge Guy
I would like to get back at my boyfriend. We had a fight recently and he told me that he was not attracted to me anymore.

Well I don’t mean to sound conceited but I’m not that hard to look at. I get attention from guys when I’m out by myself and frankly I treat others very well, with kindness and respect which I think is way more important than looks. I don’t have a weight problem and I’m in great shape so I was hurt when my boyfriend said that.

I asked him why he wasn’t attracted to me anymore. He said it was because I stopped cleaning his house! That’s right! I stopped cleaning HIS house! I guess I could add that we live together. I clean up after myself and sometimes will throw his clothes in with my laundry but other than that, I choose not to mess with his stuff.

I never know if I will clean up and lose something he likes or has sentimental value. So I don’t mess with anything in the house that doesn’t belong to me or us both. He is a total slob. He comes in and throws his clothes everywhere. He eats in the living room and drops crumbs and tells me to vacuum. ETC. I am his girlfriend, not his maid.

So before I leave him which I plan to do by the end of next week, I’d like to pull a funny prank on him to prove what an A** he is. I’d like to have a good laugh before I go. Can you help me out?

Revenge JokerHi Amanda,
It’s not my job to defend the males of the world, men are jerks.
This guy, hopefully, is not the type you’ll stick with and I’m happy
to hear you’ll soon be moving on.

That being said I’d staple name tags into his underwear so that he
knows they are his. And hide some food under his mattress… let him have a nice smelly sleep for a couple of weeks, if he even notices!

I’d also take pictures of his sloppiness to share with friends, those always make great party favors.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear RG,

I have this psycho ex-boyfriend that would not leave me alone. I dated him back when I was a senior in high school for about three and half years we broke up for two and half years already.

I have a restraining order against him for three years and it’s almost over (I plan to go extend it sometime this month). He followed me around threatened to hurt any guys that he suspected to be my new boyfriend and still continues to stalk me to this day. I have a new boyfriend now for almost two years.

My ex always somehow manage to get a hold of my number and last time he got a hold of my boyfriend’s number. I tried talking to my ex so he would not be too upset and hurt others but I getting really sick of his psycho acts. He calls my boyfriend and tries to make my boyfriend leave me. My boyfriend and I are still together but this is hurting my relationship so much that I don’t know what to do.

I want a revenge on my ex and let him know that he cannot go around messing up people’s lives like this. I want a revenge that will make him remember not to mess with me ever again and will leave me alone once and for all to date whomever I want.

Please help me out.
Girl in Pain

Revenge JokerHi Girl In Pain,
Unfortunately I cannot recommend any revenge tactics here, it might just make this guy even more psycho and violent.

Document everything. Keep the restraining order in place, and remain friendly with the local police.

Keep it legal and don’t give this guy any reason at all to look for you.

Of course, you could always try to get him a job out of state. Send him some fake employment offer letters and get him to travel out of town for the interviews at various hotels. It’ll give you a couple of days relief anyways.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

First i like to say thank you for helping us people out here with no clue on how to get proper revenge.

I am in military and i got deployed to Iraq for 6 months, when I left my gf was sooo in love with me. She would do anything for me, she took me to see her folks and made me feel as if I am part of her family.

Well we were soo in love as I thought. She told me things like "I can never be with anyone but you, and things will never change in between us" well it was dumb on my part to fall for those lies. When I got to Iraq about 1 month later she just wasn’t the same, she started to say things like "we don’t even know each other that well and we should just wait till to come back to start something if possible…"

Well then I ever called her in Iraq and kept it short and sweet in e-mails (I replied never composed a new e-mail). Well when I got back she is all changed in to a new girl and she wants me back in her life. I asked her few things like what happened she told he she messed around and learned her lesson. I can see it in her eyes that she really didn’t learn her lesson on cheating (she done it in past too on her ex). She wants to start the relationship slow as friends in front of others and when we are behind closed door we can do stuff.

She also just doesn’t care that much about me but says she does, its like she is lying to me and she thinks I am falling for her again. As of now we stand as if we are friends but we do stuff only behind the door and she calls me whenever she wants.

What should I do? I want revenge for leaving me in Iraq (it was emotionally hard but I made it). I want her to feel the same or make her feel as if she lost the best thing she ever had. I want her to miss me when I am gone and realize that she messed up for ever letting me go to begin with.
Thanks for you help

Revenge JokerHi TFK,

This shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, as long as you have some help.

This is what I suggest:
Set up a new email account. Use a guys name that you’ll use again in your revenge.

Start emailing your girlfriend from this account.

Now, send her your first email, being this unknown guy. Your contact story is this: You’ve seen her around and asked a friend of hers for her email address (the friend that is going to help you out and will say he passed along her email address if she asks him). She doesn’t know you (but you’ll include some guy’s picture in an email) you’re good looking and want to get together with her.

Email her for a while. Ask personal questions. Talk about meeting some time.
Play her along for a couple of weeks being this guy that’s emailing her, all the while you’re still seeing her. You’ll easily find out how much of a player she is and what she thinks of you. If your letter is any indication, she’ll cheat on you with this guy you’ve created.

AS a finale, set up a date at a restaurant between her and this guy. He won’t show of course, but you certainly can show up and cause her some heat or embarrassment, or both.

t’s your play.
Dump her hard.

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy

I absolutely love your site. I hope you can help me.

My boyfriend’s mother is an evil person. She works daily to destroy my relationship with her son. She tells half truths to him about me and tries to ruin any chance of happiness for the two of us.

He is 50 years old, never married and I can see why. He struggles with serious deep seeded abuse from this woman, but can’t see her for what she is. An evil, selfish, sad person.

It seems time that the truth about her needs to be revealed to the world.

Now, in regards to him… he needs to learn a lesson in a big way too. He has a tendency to have the same characteristics as this woman at times. He tells me half truths. He is addicted to internet porn and he is obsessed with this woman on YouTube. In fact, he wrote her a song and sent it to her and in the lyrics he said, "I hope my lady doesn’t find out". (He doesn’t know that I found out!)

What can you do to make a guy like this who has wonderful qualities and potential, realize what he has. Can you help me?
Seeking love and peace,

Revenge JokerHi Jenn,
No real revenge advice needed here.
You need to move on, break up with him!!

Really, what are you hanging on to?
A 50 year old guy that lives with his 60/70 something old mother and
hangs onto her apron strings?
A guy that lies to you?
A guy that is addicted to internet porn?
A guy that sends songs to YouTube members?


Find a real man.

What could this guy possibly have that attracts you to him, other than maybe a fat bank account.

There is NO potential here, you see him as he is and after all, he’s 50!
Too old to learn new tricks.

Your revenge is getting your life back from a mean old lady and a wimpy old man!!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge On Your Ex

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Helps You Get Revenge On Ex-Boyfriends
and Ex-Girlfriends

People cheat, lie steal, break hearts, and do the worse things to
people that were once loved.

Have you been thrown away, like a used up can of motor oil?

Let's get even, shall we?

The Serial Dater / Liar Girl

Revenge Guy,

I stumbled across your site in my irate state of mind
and need some ideas.
So this girl I dated on and off turns out to be a fantastic liar, she
bounces around guys like nobodies business.

She cheated on me multiple
times. She also cheated on several other guys with me without me knowing
about it until recently when I talked with a couple of exes whom are my

All of them want her head. Most of the time we were all
under the impression that she was through with the last guy when in
actuality she was just lying real good and sleeping around.

Most of the
time she'd blame being absent for a date on an abusive mother or bad
situation with an ex. There's got to be a way to use the lies about her
abusive mother against her. Let me know what you think.

Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

Oh and I forgot to let you
know I am her instructor in a ——–
organization where I have nearly free reign to make her suffer through
push-ups, humiliation other such indignities, she's not very good at
marching or playing.

Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

T-Mobile Sidekick Guy,
Serial daters/liars have a special place in my mind… a slow rotisserie
as all the exes stick her with hot pliers and pull skin off… can't
really do that though, right?

But what you can do, and should, is create a facebook club of all the
guys that have dated her. Share all of her news, all of her moves…
post using made up names, of course, but she will know… and so will
anyone else that every searches for her online… for the rest of her

Should be very interesting in 20 years or so.

The Ex-boyfriend On Government Assistance Bum

Revenge Guy,
I love your ideas; you must have helped so many people.

My story is not as heart-wrenching as other peoples but I want my ex
to pay. after this I will happily trot along to therapy and be
totally cured.

Here goes: I met my now ex-boyfriend many years ago at a
competition. We hit it off but he had a girlfriend so we left it
there. Fast forward 3 years, we met up again and got together.

I moved cities to be with him, changed College degrees and basically
severed all contact with my friends and family so I could be with

He was a controlling, overbearing, narcissistic bastard. We moved
into an apartment together and signed a year long lease. The thing
was he is a cheap bastard. He would never buy things without going
halves with me even if they were for him. I always had to pay to get
the car fixed or registered or even filled with petrol. I had my
College classes and worked 2 part time jobs to pay for all of this.
Whereas, he has an invalid’s benefit and gets a few hundred dollars
a week from the government.

Everything was going fine (or as fine as can be when he was spending
12 hours on the computer each day, drinking until he couldn’t move
and fiddling with his car). Until one day he suddenly stopped
talking to me and moved all my stuff out of the place and onto the
landing. This is 10 months into the lease and yet I still had to pay
the rent and utility bills I was not using for the next 2 months.

I moved back with my parents, an 8 hour drive away, but now I have
to move again for college to the same city as he is in.

I really want revenge and I have been lying in wait to get it.
Revenge is best served cold.

I need to go back to the apartment to get some of my gear that was
not chucked out. How can I get revenge as I am going through the
apartment to get my stuff without getting found out by him or his
girlfriend that he moved in a week after I left? I know they will be
keeping a look out for me.

I have bought laxatives, nails, superglue and am planning on buying
some fish.
I want to get him back somehow through his benefit (which I think he
is getting more than he should an he is not as sick as he makes
out), his precious computer or car or his tight purse.

I want to leave his new gf out of this as she doesn’t deserve any
spite and he has enough trouble, she has to put up with him!
Please help me with my dastardly plans!
Many thanks in advance



When you make your visit to get your stuff, take a
tape recorder with you, for your own safety, and maybe chat him up about
his government benefits… maybe he'll say something you can report to
the government about why he shouldn't be getting them, like a paying
cash job he does once in a while, or something under the table.

In my experience, people getting government money always have a
second source of unreported income that the big G would love to know

If they are there when you are and even if they
aren't, it'll be hard to do anything that you won't be the prime
suspect of, so watch yourself.

I would maybe do some of the

You know his email address, create a fake
profile some where and start an online affair with him… then one
way or another let the new gf in on what's happening. The cheating
bastard (I'm sure he cheated on you, nobody moves in that quick
where nothing was going on, sorry to tell you) deserves no

Start also a campaign of visitors to their
place. Put up signs for room to rent, jobs for hire, etc.

Use their address, phone number, and keep them busy with a steady
stream of people at the door and on the phone.

If you know
which agency send shim the money every month, maybe a call to him,
leaving him messages about his benefits being
cut off will also through enough turmoil into his life for a major
freak-out. Be sure to record the call and email it to me, I could
use a good laugh!

Best wishes,

He Tried To Force Me To Have Sex


First off, big fan of your site. My sister and I love it.

I dated this guy for 7 months. I know not a big deal but it was way
more serious and committed than either of us had really expected.

Around the second month I caught him cheating..well..
technically he was cheating on her with me and I caught him. But I
put my foot down and gave him an ultimatum; me or her. He chose me
and we patched things up and happily moved on, both having learned
from this embarrassing moment.

Then we started fighting, a lot. Every fight became about
how I wasn't good enough for him or about how I was doing something

Each fight always ended with me apologizing and feeling like
a complete ass or like I didn't deserve someone as incredible as

We finally broke up one day because he "wasn't sure about
us." and "couldn't see himself with someone like me" and two days
later he shows up with some skinny brunette and proceeds to play a
game of tonsil hockey with her right in front of me and my friends.
I am furious but decide to just walk away and let it go.

While all of this is going on we are trying to remain
friends due to the fact that I am very close with his family and his
siblings call me their sister. Less than a week later he has called
it quits with this girl and wants me back. Like a love sick maniac I
take him back.

In the weeks before prom he spends his time getting into
trouble and leaving me with all the prom expenses. He also informs
me that his wants to fuck my sister. This was not a joke. According
to him she is like a sister to him as well but according to him he
was more attracted to her than me at this point in time.

We go to prom, which I drive to, buy my own ticket to, and
also buy both our dinners afterwards and he spends most of the night
dancing with other girls. I'm not bothered by this, I mean senior
prom you should dance with whoever and enjoy it!

When we leave his best friend (let's call him DICK) tells
him to get into my pants because he deserves it after being with me
this long. Then dick tells me if I haven't given it up to my
boyfriend by Monday that he will beat the shit out of me.

Again, I let this go.

On the ride home my boyfriend is pissed because I refuse to
screw him. I get so fed up that finally I pull over and we fool
around. although I did NOT have sex with him. While we are fooling
around he gets way too rough and begins choking me. I couldn't make
him stop and nearly passed out. But a sharp nail jab to his neck
prevented that.

The next morning we have again, broken up (mainly due to the
multitude of bruises on my legs and neck).

I am heartbroken and miss him for a while but I start moving

I'm still maintaining a relationship with his family and I
see him everywhere!

Every time I do see him he shoves his new girl of the moment
in my face! He also conveniently seems to be hot and simply must
take off his shirt to reveal his rock hard marine abs!

I am fed up!

I have tried to play nice and be polite! But I spent the
entire month before prom hearing about how I wasn't pretty or skinny
enough for him just to have him turn around and date a girl with 4

I don't think so!

Now he's dropped her for yet another girl! He also finds
ways (i.e. his talkative little brother) to let me know he still
wants to fuck my sister whom he also calls sister! SICK!

He thinks he's God's gift to the world and I want to put him
in his place while getting back at him for breaking my heart and
self esteem and praying on MY SISTER! SICK MOTHER FUCKER! thank you

can you please help me?
call me Pissed and Crazy

P & C,
This guy is a true asshole…

First off: I seriously suggest you get some counselling to
find out why you tolerated him so long. Women that put up with this
end up getting together with the same type of cretin time and time

I think you broke your own heart expecting a loser asshole
like that to change for the better. A life lesson. You kept him even
though he did all that crap to you? You allowed him to cow you and
verbally assault you, and for what, an eventual strangulation?

And to top it off, he tried to rape you. This is a hard way
to live a life, I wish so much better for you.

Now for your revenge:

1. When you do see him and he's with a girl, call her by a
different girl's name and ask her how she likes getting cheated on.
Then walk away.

2. File charges against him if he ever touches you again.

3. You didn't say where he lives, but assholes like this
hang onto their mother's purse strings as long as possible, so I'll
guess he lives with his parent(s). Start a campaign of calling him,
using a call service of course, and pretend to be some other girl. leave messages about
drugs, parties, etc. Stir up his home life. Call when he's not
there, of course. Be a police officer, talk about pending charges,

4. If at all possible, get a recording of him or his brother
saying what they say about your sister and give it to your parents.
Both of those guys sound like potential rapists to me and you need
to stop this before it happens, or it's on you.

5. Warn anyone and everyone about what this guy did, if you
can handle the criticism that will come with it. And talk with your
parents about this, they deserve to know not only what you've gone
through but what types of kids/adult/bastards these two are.

6. Leave him in the dust and live a better life, you deserve
so much better! You see him, his brother, his family, turn the other
way, stop being a target.


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