Get Revenge On Bullies

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Deals With Bullies

Bully bugging the crap out of you? There will always be jerks like
that in your life. But you can take back control if you know how.

The thing about adolescence and teen life is that these young people
don't have the tools to properly communicate what they want or need. So
they turn to aggressive behavior to try to 'force' their point of view
on another.

Generally these things can be sorted out through counselling of the
bully at a young age so they have a firmer grip on their own lives
rather than trying to tear others down.

Usually I don't give revenge advice to people under 18. Kids tend to
act and react emotionally instead of logically and I don't want to be
the cause of bad acts for youngsters to be thinking of. There are tools
in place to deal with school bullies, use them. Read on… 

Revenge Guy

I’ve been friends
with this kid since we were both in grade school, I’m now a high
school Senior and he’s going into 11th grade.

It’s along story into why this all happened but it mostly has to do
with 2 girls in which I was in a relationship with (at different
times of course). In both relationships he manage to say bad things
and ruin my relationships with both girls.

Anyways, one day about a week after the second relationship was over
he calls me and threatens me. I ignore the threat and go to my
friend’s house. About 2 hours later he breaks into my friend’s house
and beats me until the point I was put in the hospital.

This also isn’t the first time he’s done this, he’s also beat two
kids by breaking into their house and beat them too.

Anyways, the authorities were already involved and all he got was 3
months probation, while I was left with a minor face fractures and
and 2 black eyes a swollen lip and bruised ribs. And then he
continue to humiliates me about it behind my back since I avoid
contact with him.

Also the whole time he was beating me he was saying comments to try
and break me down by making fun of my family members friends and
even ex-girlfriends and anything to try and get in my head. What can
I do to get even with him, please help!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi,
Keep him off your friend list and let him rot in the hell he’s
creating for himself.
Once you’re out of school, he’ll find that he doesn’t even have an
enemy (you) to harass anymore, let alone any friends.

"Time wounds all heels."

Are your parents aware that they can sue him
for the medical bills and if he isn’t an adult then your parents can
sue his parents? Talk to a lawyer!

My revenge advice is to leave him to his own self-destruction.
Trust me.

But keep a journal of all the kids he’s gone after. Keep in touch
with them. Write everything down.

This will come in handy when the police are involved again.
Stretch this jackass’s criminal record as far as needed.

And don’t be fearful for going for an order of restraint against
him. The police can help you here.

Don’t live your life in fear.
But leave the psychos to their own destruction.

I don’t like to give revenge advice for kids at
your age or younger but there are authorities in place to correct
ass-wipes like this one. See to it that they are informed.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy

I’m a senior in high
school and there is this guy who will not leave me alone.

He’s new to my school but acts as if he owns the place.

In classes that we are in together he is constantly mocking me
teasing me and making mean and cruel comments. I’m tired of verbal
arguing as we are constantly doing so.

I need to end this, I have many friends who would be happy to kick
his ass but I think that would be to easy and I don’t want anyone to
get in trouble.

I don’t want to hurt him in any way except emotionally and I want
him to have an idea that it was me but no proof. Something
publically embarrassing would work. I do not know his phone number
or where he lives I only see him at school.
Please help.

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi

Kiddo, there are ways to deal with jerks and there are ways to
protect yourself from jerks.

Bullies like this kid really
are seeking attention at the expense of someone else and you are his

Stand up for yourself. Don’t
let him egg you on. And the next time he comes real close to you
just whisper in his ear "Nobody here likes you" and walk away.

Fear of belong alone and an
outsider is what scares kids like this. That is how you affect him
emotionally. Have your friends help too. Just don’t gang up on him,
because then all you are doing is becoming the bully yourself.

No revenge help here other
than that.

Talk to your parents and a trusted teacher about this kids bullying.
You don’t need revenge here, you need help to deal with a jerk.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy

I’ve just found this
site and I decided to try sending you a message as I thought you
could help my situation out a bit.

There’s this kid at school and he acts like a total ass to everyone,
he keeps like one friend at a time because a lot of people seriously
hate him. Everyone I hang out with hates him and they help me out
with him as much as they can but it seems he’s only out to get me,
no he "is" only out to get me.

He does stupid things like throwing stuff at my head in class and
bad mouthing me behind my back, not many people believe him but it
makes me hate him all the more. Just today him and his one or 2
friends at the time found an abandoned flip flop out in some field
and they would run by hit me on the head with it and run away. I
decided that would be the last straw.

You’re problem wondering why I don’t just beat him up right? Well
I’m far from a nerd and I’m not very heavy, he’s basically a fat
guy, the ones that can’t play sports for shit but it’s hard to tell
how strong they are, plus if I fought him he would bring his gay

I need some ideas of things I can do to this bastard anonymously so
he doesn’t react. I want something that he wont soon forget. I need
something (or many things) that will teach this bastard a lesson.
Thanks for reading,

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi

I can’t help you….
This is something that you need to talk to your parents about, and
the teachers… maybe a teacher that you like.

Kids are nasty but as long as you react then this stupid kid will
keep doing what he can to annoy you.
Show him he’s not successful at it and he’ll turn his attentions to
another kid.

Better yet, form a club with your friends and the rule is to ignore
this kid…
That’s the best…
But really, talk to your parents.
No one should be subjected to harassment at school.

I hate to be the one to say
this (after all, I am the Revenge Guy) but school can be tough. And
the asses that strive hard for attention by tearing someone else
down to build themselves up will always be around. Learning how to
deal with this now is an important life lesson that you’ll always
have and likely will need to use again and again.

Dealing with this
personality type requires force and inner strength. Striking back
does not help. Getting a gang together against this kid does not

Again, talk to your teachers
and your parents… this evil kid needs psychiatric help.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy

First, let me thank
you and anoint you as a true herald of supremacy, your work is

Second allow me to ask your advice………..

So there is this rude repulsive girl in my class, who is rude to
anything that moves, even the teacher, well anyways, she happened to
openly mock me in front of class and continued to do it for an
extended amount of time, but nobody said or says anything.

I even continued to be polite to her through it all and put on a
fake smile whenever she walked by, but then the smile turned into a
sneer. She continued to harass me and was getting worse with
everyone else. It was the last straw when she said something about
my best friend. I then got so angry that right before she opened her
mouth I gave her a taste of her own medicine and made her look like
an idiot.

This wasn’t satisfying enough because she still continued. My latest
ploy was to put up "Lost Dog Signs" up all over campus with her
picture on it saying, "If found please call the Foundation for Ugly
Pets of America at….."

But then I realized that I might get into some trouble, I would like
to know if there are any ways you can show me to get revenge without
being found out.
Thank You So Much,

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi

Just ignore this little bitchy child.

These assholes always burn themselves out.

Although I would start an official “What’s-her-name Hater Club” and
invite the rest of the class to join.

But seriously, stand taller
than she does. Because she can get a reaction from you she will
continue doing what she does.

Don’t react any more. Just
write down what she does to you and take it to the teacher or the

Kids like this have severe
emotional issues (or she just really likes you and is trying to get
your attention) and are better left to professionals that can help
with these emotionally disturbed cases.

I’m glad that you stopped
when you did, although it would have been funny to see, so relax.
Life will get a lot harder yet, once you’re out of school and the
tools you learn now are the tools that will help you get by later.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Break-up Lines

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Understands Break-ups

The Revenge Guy knows all about relationships. He knows that when you
put two people together there are bound to be ups and downs as the
relationship finds it's own level.

And any relationship will suffer, no matter how long the couple have
been serious, if one outgrows the other. When one person starts to love
themselves more than the other.

And when it's time to kick them to the curb, the Revenge Guy can
Need a little help with your revenge phone call? Here's a way to change
your voice, hide/change your display for CallerId and even record your

  • Breakup without being traced!
  • Anonymous phone calls – change your voice
  • Anonymous phone calls – change the Caller ID
  • Fun to use – record your call to enjoy over and over

Here are some break-up lines that you
can use when your relationship is ending and the other person just
doesn’t know it yet. No apologies necessary.

  • Dear XXX, I
    think that life is going to be much better soon. I’m flicking
    you away like a booger gets blown out of a cold sufferer’s nose.
    Goodbye forever.
  • Dear XXX, I’d
    like to meet you later and talk about our relationship, but I
    don’t care that much anymore so it doesn’t have to wait. Get
  • Dear XXX,
    Remember the romantic long drives we used to take into the
    country? Now I’d like you to take a long drive, into a different
  • Dear XXX, I
    thought we made a great combo but now I know that the only good
    combo comes with fries and a drink.

Have some ideas for more? use the comments below!

Birthday Party Revenge

The Revenge Guy
From The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even on someone's birthday
that has done you wrong?

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need
to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.


my friends 17th birthday and me and her mom want to do something to her
for her b-day …

and we have no ideas … can you help us please!!!!

Revenge Joker - Trademark PendingHi

This sounds more along the lines of a prank, not revenge.
What I’d do is take her to a surprise dinner…. but no one is there….
not a friend showed up.
Wait around for about 30 minutes for people to still show up, but no one
Then leave the restaurant to go somewhere else… and that is where
everyone is waiting.
The ultimate in surprise parties.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

I am a student at Xxxxxxx Middle School and this is my final year. One of
my teachers has made my whole middle school career hell, and she as turned
all of the Xxxxxxx staff against me. It a very long story why they hate me
so much. I have been brave enough to take revenge, I’ve always kept a
clean record. I wanted you to suggest a prank or some sort of revenge the
will get them or one of them good. But, I need a prank that cant lead to
me, so I or my friends (which will help) get in trouble.

In this case, success is the best revenge and honesty is the only answer.
If the teacher is so bad, she shouldn’t be teaching. Document your
problems with her and formally present them to the school board. Discuss
this with your parents because you’ll need their help.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,
I have this roommate that insists he doesn’t have to clean up after himself
and I always end up washing his dishes, picking up his clothes and stuff
like that. Most of
the time I feel like his maid instead of his roommate. What can I do to
get even with him, in a way that won’t make me have double the cleanup to
Bob in New York

Dear Bob,
First of all, stop being pushed around. Geesh, looking for a new roommate
would be on the top of my list and that’s what I suggest you threaten to
do, but do it quietly. Get yourself a notepad and write down several
versions of a newspaper ad you’d like to place looking for the perfect
roommate. List all the things this current guy does wrong and add them
into your ad. Then leave your ad lying around, the bathroom is a good
place for this since it’s very likely to be seen there. Be sure to have
the local newspaper name and classified phone number on the top of the
page. Your crappy roommie should get the idea and likely confront you
about this at which time you can talk about the problems you are having in
an adult manner. If he doesn’t get the idea in a few days, hell, go ahead
and place the ad and give this loser notice to move.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,
I live alone in a nice house, in a nice part of town. But my neighbor
takes advantage of the fact that I only put out one can of garbage a week
and he has more that the city will allow him to put out. He’s always
sneaking some of his garbage out beside mine so the garbage men will take
it. Sometimes his bags break when they come to pick it up and I end up
cleaning up the mess when I come home from work. What can I do to get
even with him without causing a lot of trouble in my neighborhood?
Trashed On in Heartvale

Hi Trashed On,
Some people just feel it’s their right to take advantage of the property
of others and this is exactly what this guy is doing. It would be easy to
say "Report him" to the local bylaw office or city hall, but I
don’t believe that you really want to get him in serious trouble, I think
you just want him to keep his trash to himself. I’ll also bet that you
leave for work near the same time when he does, so you’ve seen him do it,
so just returning his garbage to his front yard probably isn’t an option
you’d like to take (avoid the confrontation). So, this is what I suggest
you do: Dig out your old tax bill and scan it into your computer (you have
a scanner, don’t you?), then with the OCR program and a little trial and
error, you can fake a bill or official looking letter for extra taxes due
to the amount of garbage you are putting out each week. Then with
official-looking bill/letter in hand, pay a visit to your neighbor and ask
him if he’s noticed anything going on. This will get the message across
that he’s doing something that is going to cost you and it should, I hope,
guilt him into either confessing, or at the least, stopping his behavior.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy Gets Bad Bosses

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Get's Even With Bad Bosses

We all have to work, right? And we all do our jobs great, with much
professionalism, right?
So why does our ignorant, piss-ant, blowhard of a boss pick on us so
He should know who's really keeping this place together, right?
This is the place for these awful tales of bad bosses, and who knows, maybe your job won’t seem so bad after all??!!

Be the first to start this section off right! Email me from this page
and tell me all about your bad boss.

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