How to Deal with Your Neighbor From Hell

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Don’t Mess with Phil

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Don't Mess with Phil
Phil's got a problem, it's a real loud scene, Neighbors upstairs, they're a noise machine.
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Phil’s got a problem, it’s a real loud scene, Neighbors upstairs, they’re a noise machine.
Stompin’ and a-bangin’ all night long, Phil’s had enough, he’s gonna right this wrong.

Oh, Phil’s got a plan, he’s gonna make ’em see, You can’t mess with a man who’s got a strategy.
Gonna play his banjo, loud and clear, Teach those neighbors, they better steer clear.

Phil’s got his speakers, cranked up high, Country tunes blarin’, reachin’ for the sky.
Neighbors start to wonder, what they’ve done, Phil’s just gettin’ started, he’s havin’ fun.

Oh, Phil’s got a plan, he’s gonna make ’em see, You can’t mess with a man who’s got a strategy.
Gonna play his banjo, loud and clear, Teach those neighbors, they better steer clear.

Now the building’s quiet, peace restored, Phil’s sittin’ back, he ain’t bored.
Neighbors learned their lesson, loud and true, Don’t mess with Phil, or he’ll mess with you.

Now the building’s quiet, peace restored, Phil’s sittin’ back, he ain’t bored.
Neighbors learned their lesson, loud and true, Don’t mess with Phil, or he’ll mess with you.

Oh, Phil’s got a plan, he’s gonna make ’em see, You can’t mess with a man who’s got a strategy.
Gonna play his banjo, loud and clear, Teach those neighbors, they better steer clear.

Now the building’s clear. Now that Phil’s clear. Better steer clear.

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