Revenge Pictures

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Revenge Guy!
Here's a picture for you to post!

This is the "I wouldn't believe it unless I saw it"
section of the Revenge Guy website.

Got an interesting picture to share? Email it to R.G AT and I'll post it here. Embarrass your neighbors, share
funny pictures of friends… whatever, email it to me and up it goes!

April 2010

A funny lady emails in: "These are pictures of
a tramp/slut that's trying to get my husband by emailing him some NASTY
pictures of her naked ass and twat! Let all the world know what type of
pictures N.D. Clark emails to married men." — This is really one
nasty bitch.
There are three pictures in total that were discovered
on the husband's phone. Don't people know that as soon as they email a
picture of themselves it becomes public domain and anyone can do
anything with it?

March 2010

A wonderful woman emails in: "This a picture of my
ex in my pink thong. He is sadist and suffers from Narcissist
Personality Disorder. He gets off on tying women up and using a ball gag
for practically choking. Please post this pic if you can!" — Of
course I can! Here it is in all it's wonderful pink glory!


June 9 2009 – Pictures of the bad neighbor

House is in Shoreline Washington in a quiet single family
neighborhood (Shoreline is considered the “adult family home” haven in
Washington because of its permissive practices – doesn’t charge business
license fees. Too bad we didn’t know this fact before we bought).
William R. Volpentest is the guy who owns the home. As you can tell from
the pictures, he runs a landscaping business. According to the
neighbors, before he decided to split the property and develop the back
into the home, he used to store his landscaping equipment like
bulldozers and earthmovers behind the home. He would also allow his
workers to live in a trailer behind the property.

The house is currently rented to a man with developmental
disabilities. He and his family, who lives in West Seattle, get around
the adult family home licensing issue by saying that this man is living
in the home and that the 2-3 other people who live in the home are his
“friends” when in reality they are placed there by the agency. The
agency is SL Start and they have a home office in Spokane. Talked with a
friend who is a physician with the Washington State Department of
Disabilities and although she said that there is nothing that could be
done she does admit that she has not heard good things about the agency
or the home. The agency is rude and nonresponsive – when there have been
significant issues with a client threatening, they refused to do

Over the years there has been clients screaming during the day and
night, the piles of junk that Volpentest stores on the property (as you
can see from the pictures), clients vomiting out in the open because the
homecare workers are too stupid to administer their medications in a
timely fashion and a few summers ago there was one client at the home
who would do things like drop his pants in the middle of the street,
stand in front of cars as someone would be trying to drive away and
would sing at the top of his voice at all hours of the day and night.

Recently talked with the mother and talked with the father of the man
to whom the home is rented. They are also fed up with the agency.
However, it is known that they know they have a good thing going – they
don’t have to care for their son in their home and they can retreat to
West Seattle and not have to see these things. Its probably also cheaper
for them to maintain their current arrangement – I’m not sure what it
costs to put someone in a licensed adult family home.

Not against adult family homes – if they’re well run, they can fit
into a neighborhood. There is another home up the street that houses
Alzheimers patients. However, this home is licensed. The grounds are
clean and meticulously kept. There are never unattended clients – never
see the patients wandering around the neighborhood and certainly never
hear the ruckus that the neighborhood has become accustomed to.


Not a lot of pictures to show you yet… but BOOKMARK this page, I'm sure there will be some new ones soon!

Revenge Request Denied

The Revenge Guy
Request Denied,

The Revenge Guy

You know that I give great, honest advice for people to correct how
they've been wronged in their life. But unknown until now, I do reject a
lot of revenge requests. Some are just from kids, hurting because a
friend turned on them. Hey, that's life, all a part of growing up, like
a skinned knee. Kids, talk to your parents, or an older sibling or a
teacher. That's my advice for you.
Then there are the truly weird. They've been bad and want help to be
badder. Sorry, it's really not going to happen. Not from this Revenge
Guy, anyways.
And as a special treat for you, my faithful reader and fan, are a
sampling of the "Revenge Request Denied" letters.

You know that I give great, honest advice for people to correct how
they’ve been wronged in their life. But unknown until now, I do
reject a lot of revenge requests. Some are just from kids, hurting
because a friend turned on them. Hey, that’s life, all a part of
growing up, like a skinned knee. Kids, talk to your parents, or an
older sibling or a teacher. That’s my advice for you.

Then there are the truly weird.
They’ve been bad and want help to be badder. Sorry, it’s really not
going to happen. Not from this Revenge Guy, anyways.

And as a special treat for you, my
faithful reader and fan, are a sampling of the "Revenge Request
Denied" letters.

Whiner, Whiner, Pants on Fire!

Revenge Guy,

Okay, so here's a little background on how everything started.

My little sister took my older sister's car without her permission
one day, along wit three of her friends and got into a really bad car
accident where she needed intensive medical care. then there was the
whole issue of her super expensive medical bills (he was helicopter to
the nearest hospital) and the issue of the car she crashed into. (she
crossed the center divider into on coming traffic; the victim suffered a
broken hip. my little sister was in the hospital for a month or so).

And during that time, me and my other siblings took care of her and
my parents along with house.

Her stupid accident caused the family to rip apart.

My sister buys a house for my parents and moves out because she was
constantly being disrespected by my little sister and little brother.

My little sister came to "rule" the entire house. She got everything
her way, and me and my other older sister were always the ones to blame.

Numerous times she had taken my pricey cosmetics, made holes in my
clothes and stole my jewelry and whenever I confront her, she attacks
me, physically. (by the way, she's my little sister but she's twice my

When I tell my parents about the abuse and the arguments, they blame
me for starting things with her.

My father told me and my older sister to move out the house because
we stood up to him about what my little sister and brother have been
doing. we constantly get yelled at and disrespected. I don't know what
else to do anymore. please help! I'm desperate!
thank you,

Revenge JokerHi

I have no idea if you're 12 or 22 but enough is enough, really.
Your little sister steals your stuff? Get a lockbox and lock up the
stuff you want to keep for yourself.

Your sister physically attacks you? Take pictures of the bruises,
broken bones, whatever and call the police.

And maybe stop buying pricy makeup and move your ass out of the
house! If it's so bad, why stay? Have you no other place to go?

Isn't there some guy that wants to shack up with you?

Seriously, what do you expect me to advise you to do?

Lockup your good makeup and put some dollar store crap in it's place
and let her wear that.

Car accident aside, you've got some serious thinking to do about your
place in that house.

If you're closer to 22 than 12, move out… you're older sister will
take you in, if you really aren't the little bitch that you seem to be
in your email.

If you're closer to 12 than 22, welcome to life, suck it in and stand
up for yourself, no one else will.
I hope this moves your ass along,

Hey R.G,

NOTE: I live with my uncle.

So long story short, I have an uncle who believes that I have stolen
his SUV (Mercedes), during the time it was stolen I was at my
girlfriends house which is very far away from my house.

It was when I received a phone call from my dad saying that it was
stolen, I was completely shocked of the news. The next day I asked
him if he needed help looking for his car of course but he wouldn't
let me help, everyday I would ask about the car.

A week after his car was stolen they found his car parked not so far
from my house only about 5 miles from my house. Rumors started
spreading from an uncle of mine who lives 6 miles from me, he stated
that I have stolen the car because there was a jacket and a computer
in the stolen vehicle which meant that a young person was driving it
(yes I know how ridiculous that sounds).

Apparently the uncle that is living with me now already thought that
I have stolen it, since there was two laptops(owned by me) in the
house that was not stolen if in fact someone broke into the house
and have stolen his car they would have taken the laptop too.

Note that he doesn't say anything to me but tells my mother that he
KNOWS I stole the car, she is already in a stressed position because
of my father cheating on her.

He tells her that she has raised a very out of control son, and that
I have stolen his car and gave it to my friends for them to drive it
around, adding that my mother spoils me, and that I'm a raging drug
addict, making up stories that I smoke heroine.

5 reasons why I couldn't have stolen his car:

1. I couldn't have stolen his car because I was away

2. he's my uncle why would I steal his car when I have my own car to

3. if he knew me well he would know that my personality says
otherwise that I would never do anything of that sort.

4. No fingerprints were found that were mine

5. I LIVE with him who would be that stupid to steal a car when I
live with the person.

In my defense my mother tells him that she raised me since I was a
baby and she knows I wouldn't do such a thing, and his response was

I also have talked to him saying that I didn't steal it and people
are just blaming me without evidence, he acted like he understood
but afterwards started to tell my mother more stories. On top of all
that I have cancer so as If I don't have enough stress! Since he
pays rent at my house and I need the money how can I get back at him
without knowing it was me. I need this revenge ..

Kick him out and get a roommate the respects you.

Geesh. Do I have nothing better to do?

Dear RG,
ok i need some tips here revenge guy and i need you to really help
so, theres this guy that i know named josh. josh has always tried to
ruin my relationships and my friendships in order to "get me" as i
can tell. the thing is he and my ex friend are starting to date. now
he is one of those cheating types that is gunna use her, so in all
reality this will be doing her a favor. how do i lead him on enough
so the girl gets tired of his shit and leaves his ass at the curb?
now please dont not give me advice, and i dont need my parents help,
i am twenty. thank you!

If you're 20, why the drama?
 No advice, no revenge.
Act your age.

Dear Revenge guy
my family and i are getting really pissed off, our neighbors are
becoming such hassles, well one day my brother hiis friend my friend
and my neighbors kid were hanging out side like we allways (use) to
do , but this one day we were chilling out there and my brother and
his friend were playing around makeing fun of neighbor kid and he
told the neighbor kid to get his B.B gun and started calling him a
funn sucker because he wouldn’t ( i admitt my brother went a little
over board with this but he just kept tormenting this kid well her
went home and about half an hour later neighbor kids dad came over
and started swearing like helll calling my brother an asshole and
that he doesn’t want his daughter over here ever again well my
parents were sleeping and they did know anything happened untill the
mom of the neighbor kid called my dad and told him what happend and
asked if he could get my brother to stop texting him and my brother
hasn’t texted him since last night and well ever since that
everything went wrong.

first we weren’t allowed to have fires the neighbors called the fire
department and the firedepartment told us that we are never alloud
to have a fire ever again ( now we have nothing to do at night so we
watch t.v and play video games ) well sure shit the next morning
around noon a city car comes to the house and says that we have a
complaint on us ( my brother his friend and my friend we have
nothing to do in the afternoon so we took these pimped out lawn
mowers and went mudd bogging and) well we got a complaint that
people were getting madd about the noise so we weren’t alloud to
ride the lawn mowers anymore which was "bull".

well just today actually we got a letter in the mail that said our
motor home is not allowwed to be there anymore(we own a motor home
it have been in the same place forever we normally go camping in the
summer but in the winter we just leave it) well we got a note that
said it must be gone be november 5 well that just flipped my lid who
the "f" has the right to move our trailer it wasn’t bugging anyone
it was just a wall between the freaking neighbors and us ( which was
awesome) yeah so now my family and i want to get revenge any ideas
fed up with my neighbor

Your family wants revenge, or YOU just want someone else to
Time to grow up dearie, actions have consequences and it sounds to
me that you are just learning this.
Good luck in life, you’ll need it!

Dear Revenge Guy,
I have a story to tell. I am eighteen years old, female, and I was
living by myself in my stepdads old apartment when I met a young man
in the park one day. He was hot and I was horny and so I took him
back to the apartment for some fun*. We did it to Nirvana. He,
however did not feel content with just a fling and asked to be my
boyfriend. I was kind and generous at the time and told him that he
could stay with me. We went to get his things at the shelter he was
living at and brought them to "my" apartment.

Well, my mother and step father found out that I had someone else
living there and proceeded to move all my stuff to their garage and
confront us that night. In the time I had spent with him I had grown
quite attached so I took what money I had and vacated. We bought a
tent, and began to live the homeless life. It was hard, and every
day was a struggle, but I was willing to suffer… for him.

Many weeks passed and winter was coming. We had very few blankets.
He often spoke of his home, New Orleans and how he and a friend had
a house down there. He also said that if we could raise enough for
one bus ticket, his uncle would provide the rest. I was ill with
bronchitis, and very cold most of the time, so warm New Orleans
sounded good to me. I had to quit my job because I no longer had the
means to get there. (Plus I was sick of being their bitch) so I went
to pick up my last check and so have enough money to get one of us
down there, as he said his uncle would provide the rest. I handed
him the money, and he told me to go back to camp and pack our
belongings. Then, he said, to meet him at the local bus station at
1:30 in the morning. He would meet me there. Then he pecked my lips
and went on his way. I went and sat on a duffel bag full of our
things and waited. 1:30 came and went…then 2:30….finally at 3 AM
I hauled all our stuff over to the Greyhound station. It was closed.
There wasn’t a soul in sight. Unwilling to believe that he’d betray
me in such a way, I ran to look at the schedule. A bus headed for
Dallas left at 1:25 am. He’d left me. Left me to be robbed or killed
or raped. Without a second glance.

Surely this treachery deserves the deepest revenge? What could I do
to him that would make up for what he took from me? I’m not talking
about the piddly 160 dollars. How can I take his ability to love and
trust and destroy it in one sitting? How?

The destruction of a promising life comes in many guises.
You met the devil and welcomed him in.
You’re lucky all he did was steal your money and screw you a few
times… then screw you over.
Get a check up for STD’s, talk to your parents about the error of
your ways and ask for forgiveness.

You still have a chance at a good life, don’t ruin it by making the
mistake you made have a more tragic ending.
He’s gone, isn’t that justice enough?

Good luck!

Dear Revenge Guy,
My friend, lets call her grace, recently started going out with this
guy, lets call him fatty. Well anyway fatty and grace were going
great and my friends and I had no problem with him except they were
all over each other all the time and this made us a little
uncomfortable, but fatty took this uncomfortableness as us not
liking him and that we were b*tching about him. He turned grace
completely against us and started b*tching about us to grace now
she’s started b*tching about us too and she is believing people she
barely knows over us her friends of 13 years one of those people she
believes over us lets call her Mary has further worsened the
suitutation by spreading lies about us b*tching about grace and
fatty but no one believes she could lie because she’s the sweetest
nicest girl ever but deep down she evil. We know that she’s doing it
because her old best friend, mike stopped hanging out with her and
started hanging out with us and she hates the fact he prefers us to

The thing is now we found out that fatty has done this to other
girls and he’s bad news, grace won’t believe us and we know it’s
going to end in tears, we’ll be there for her when she needs us but
we want to make fatty pay for what he’s done to us turning grace
against us, i also want to show everyone that mary is a two faced
little bitch, i badly need your help
S. Pissed off

Hi S. Pissed Off,

Let them ruin their own lives and you live yours.

Seriously, you have a mothering complex or something?
Geesh, join the SPCA and rescue kittens, leave these selfish
complaining untrustworthy people to their own fate.

I wouldn’t give a fart in the wind to affect their lives one way or
the other.

This isn’t what you wanted to hear, but seriously, is your social
circle so tight that people can’t come and go?

Worry about hunger and AIDS in Africa, but your energy to some good

dear revenge guy,
i’ve broken up with my ex bf for awhile now and i’m starting to get
over him. he did some pretty bad stuff to me and i’ve decided to
block him out of my life. but out of the blue a week ago, he send me
a msg telling me that he’s never forgotten about me and i’ll always
be special to him. the thing is, he has a new gf already and i was
shocked that he would still say that to me. so when i told his new
gf when he said, she flipped out me and told me i was a liar and
just trying to break them up. now i’m the bad guy in all of this.
and the worst part is, his new gf is spreading rumours about me to
her friends that i’m obessessed with my ex and has no life but to
try to be in his! i need help on how to shut her mouth up ’cause
being nice isn’t going to cut it anymore.
loves from lost girl

You’re right, they’re right, who cares?
Just ignore both of them, don’t make a big drama out of it.
Really, I don’t get involved in this type of petty quarrel.

Hi revenge guy!
I am SOOOOOOO FREAKIN mad at my best friend! As we were walking
toward this guys bus, he said So I hear you like me. What the hell
am I supposed to do????!?!?!?! I know you said not to send you ones
like this, but I really need your help! I NEED PAYBACK!
You scared the cheese out of me!

You’re right, I don’t reply to this stuff.
Grow up.
You’re not that special.

Dear revenge guy,
For most of my life my father has not been a part of my life. When
my mother and father got divorced he pretty much dropped out of my
life no matter how much my mom tried to get him involved with my
life. needless to say that never happened and its hurt me more than
any physical pain could. Once around when I was 16 he called and
asked for forgiveness and to be let into my life. I agreed, then i
haven’t heard from him…until last night. I want him to feel how i
feel. Any help would be loved.
Neglected son

This isn’t a revenge question you’ve posed.
You need to be able to open up to your dad and let him know how you
feel, and how you’ve felt, all these years. Your emotion, if true,
will strike him deeply.
His neglect and the rejection you feel is likely caused by things
outside of your control and maybe even your dad’s.
It’s time to come to terms with the way life is and move forward,
not living in the hurtful past. But do confront him and talk to him.
Best wishes,

hi my name is XXXX, and ive been
living with my boyfriend for 7 months now, we’ve been together for
9. at first everything was fine. i liked his sister HHH, we used to
go hang out at her house all the time. then one day everything
changed. she moved in. now the problem is, my boyfriend and i are
tight on money right now so we are living with his mom. well HHH had
a fight with her bf and they broke up, so she moved in too. i didnt
like it from the begining but i tried to handle it and understand
that she’s had some misfortane lately and she had no were else to
go, so she turned to family of corse.
with in hours of her settling in she changed completely. my
boyfriends mom has never been a clean person from what i can see,
and she has always expected me to be the maid of the house, which i
refuse to do. so now HHH looks at me and my boyfriend as slobs. so
now she cleans up after her mom. long story short, HHH has changed
the entire house.
she rearanged things and has put limitations on us. for instance,
the big bowls im not allowed to use for cereal anymore. everything
in the fridge that we dont buy our selves is now off limits, if we
dont do our dishes right away she decides the next morning to blast
music at 6 am. she uses all the hot water everyday. its to the point
in which ive gotten 1 shower every 4 days. everytime i do laundry
something ends up missing. she takes my clothes and claims they
belong to her. so ive put my initials on everything i own. she tried
pushing me down the stairs today because i didnt fold the towels she
washed. now she says i cant use them at all. which is lame, but at
the same time everytime i wash towels they go missing too. also she
keeps removing my sons things from the living room and the bathroom,
she says they dont belong there. my son is only with me 50 percent
of the time, other wize hes with his dad. but that doesnt mean i
have to box up everything that belongs to him when hes not here. but
she seems to think so. shes been told to leave his things alone but
she just ignores us and does it anyway. she has even gone as far as
throwing my sons car seat down the stairs!! she keeps locking my cat
in the laundry room where she meows constantly. and she ties up the
phone line and has her friends come over and she talks about me and
my boyfriend to all her friends so everytime i come in the room i
get dirty looks. its rediculous. my boyfriends mom has given HHH
permission to control the house hold. so i cant do anything as far
as telling her off or fighting with her over these things. my
boyfriend and i stopped paying rent so that we can save money to
move out.
so far all ive done to get her back is take back what clothes i can
find in her room when shes not home, ive stuck her tooth brush in my
urine, and i put nair in her conditioner. other than that i have
nothing. please i need more ideas, she has done so many things to me
i want to get her back!!
thank you!
pissed off kitten

Sorry Kitten,
There is no revenge needed here. You have a child from one guy,
living with another guy in his mother’s house?
Life has it’s tough brakes but I think that your boyfriend’s sister,
although a little overboard, is trying to assert some authority and
rules where there never were any before.
The four of you have to have a mature, adult discussion over how
things should be and whose rules they are all to follow.
And you need to seek work, since you only have your baby half the
time or another place to live so you can stop being a leach and take
the responsibility for your life that an adult does.

Hey Revengeguy….
I used to be an employee at an electronics store until I quit three
weeks ago (college) but
I took my car into the car stereo install dept to have some speakers
put in at 10am when they opened. I even made an appt 5 days prior.
When I came in my appt block was scribbled out. These guys were
under the impression that I am still an employee and I can still use
my discount, which by the way will give me a 50% off, for the
installation. I got a call around 6pm that they couldn’t get to my
car and it wasn’t done. They said other customers came first.
Someone is out to get me.
I want to get these guys good for shoving me to the side and not
hooking a fellow employee, well former employee, up. I’m still
trying to use my employee number which hasn’t been cut off yet. I
don’t want to complain to the managerial staff because they’ll make
sure it’s cut off. Any help would be appreciated.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
Grow up.

ok i need help here, theres these two
girls at school, horrible people… myself and them are all sophmors
this year, if that helps any i could use some help here, heres my

last year this girl named XXXXX nagged me to let her jump in front
of me in line, (kid stuff) well since she was a total bitch to me
all day i just said "no" and she did so anyways after telling her to
move she slapped me across the face ((HARD)) for no reason
whatsoever and because im a guy, and that makes me more intimidating
i spent a week sitting in detention…im pissed

one of my friends got into a fight when a guy hit my freinds sister
in the face with a basketball, and later sucker punched my freind,
my father works as the custodian at my high school and stepped in to
break up the fight, (my friend was losing bad) (fights like a girl)
and the other guy hit my dad, so naturally i stepped in , while
stepping in, i accidentally bumbed this girl pushing threw the
crowd, and when it was done, and over with she screamed, cussed, and
threw books at me because i nudged her

im a nice, guy, and i dont think i deserved that treatment, the
other girl is also a major bitch, and has just always rubbed me the
wrong way. i got no problem, taking her down with the other, or
anyone else for that matter normally im pretty crafty, but im sure
you’ve got more experience than me, so im counting on you

Revenge JokerNo.

Life gets harder, get used to it.


(You may think this a little harsh,
but seriously, what is this kid, 15, 16? Geesh, stop the pushing and
shoving, get over it. No wonder they say girls mature earlier than
boys. Geesh!)

Here’s a great example of the petty, mind-numbing itdiots that I
don’t bother give revenge advice to. Geesh people, grow up, get a
life before you try to decide that yours is ruined and you want to
get someone back!


Revenge JokerHi
You haven’t given me a reason for you to need revenge other than the
fact she has more friends than you do.

That’s immature and petty.

Talk to your parents.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

good, Revenge Guy?

I got this girl who I’ve been with for the better part of six years,
save for a couple of periods where her and I had broken up and dated
other people. One such period was last summer, when she began to
date an unsavory (Spanish for "drug dealer") character. All the
while, we’re still sleeping together, she’s stealing from him to
give to me, lying to him, you know, the whole nine. One unfortunate
night while out with the fellas, I get a call from her, saying they
had had an altercation and he had beat her up pretty bad.

Now I’d be a liar if I didn’t admit that the feelings were still
there, so I did what any man in love would….I immediately dropped
everything and came to her aid and even offered to go tune his ass
up a bit, which was already on my plate because this prick had
ruined a pretty decent night of ho-hopping. Of course, she refused
to let me go visit the young man, telling me he’d shoot up her car
if he saw it. THEN, the asshole calls her phone, berating her and
laughing at her!! I’m ready to throw this kid a necktie party at
this point, but just as sure as the sun rises, the punk goes into
hiding. This would be a good time to point out, that in her anger,
she gave me his address, plus his life is public record (more on
this in a sec).

So in the days and weeks afterward, her and I grew closer and
eventually became a couple again. Honestly, the love was pretty much
gone, and it became a convenience thing for me. This, however, did
not stop us from moving in together. BIG MISTAKE.

Fast forward to earlier this year. The house phone rings, and it’s
him. FROM PRISON. A couple things before I continue. First, she
lived at home with her parents before we moved in, so he had written
her at her parents’ (which I found out about a week or so), and she
had not only not told me, but had responded and GIVEN HIM THE PHONE
on, my head is about to explode.

Better now. Second thing. Since he is a convicted felon and
presently on an "iron vacation", anyone with Internet access is able
to pull up his record (records in this case, this kid is a real
scumbag). So I did some research and found out that he’s in a state
prison a couple hundred miles out of the city, and get this–he’s
not eligible for parole until Valentine’s Day 2008!

Back to the initial phone call, though. So I confront her about him
calling MY
MUTHAF%*&!N HOUSE, to which she replies, and I quote, "I feel sorry
for him….if it were reversed, I’d talk to you!" So against my
every wish, she continues to talk to him and even began writing him.
When he calls (present tense), she runs into the bedroom and closes
the door. This no-good heifer even took to writing him, which I
found out because she was bold enough to leave a letter on the couch
in plain view!

So about two weeks ago, I found a credit card receipt from a gas
station in a suburb of the city I live in. I didn’t pay it any mind
until I realized that it was on a day that she had told me she would
be in church all day with her parents (her dad is a reverend). So my
inner P.I. came out and I Mapquested (indulge me) the PRISON HE WAS
IN, and found out that this gas station in about 25 miles away from
there. I confronted her about it, she tried to feed me some bulls$%t
that I didn’t even pay attention to, let alone remember now.

Until last night. We got into an argument and about berating her for
some time, she got pissed off and admitted she had in fact, visited
him in jail.

Now I have been sleeping with other women since we reconciled (sh!t
don’t stop. ever), and it’s nothing to go and do that. I think this
deserves something unforgettable. Something that will leave a mark.
I still live with her, and have access to a wealth of info (bank
cards/passwords, etc.), her clothing, her car, her parents’ church,
I could go on all day, but you get it. I really want to serve her
ass real proper like (or whatever these kids say these days). Give
me something GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Revenge JokerDude,
Honestly, I think you’ve both got what you bargained for.

Goodness no, you need to have an honest life to need revenge. You
have to have been wronged. You have just been treated as you treat
My only hope for you is that somehow, sooner or later, you
straighten up before you have any kids.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


I used to have this amazing best friend except she was the
manipulative type that was actually mean and fake. I helped her
become popular and then she started hitting on my boyfriend and
caused us to break up on top of that she’s said horrible things to
me. We’ve been friends off and on but this time it was a baddddddd
fight, I kept my cool but I still want revenge. I like this boy John
and she swore she wouldn’t tell she told everyone and now I’m
humiliated especially since he has a girlfriend and I said I hated
her! I cant stand this girl she is ruining my life. What do I do???

Hey Revenge Guy,
My name is Jay, and I want to get revenge on a jerk who has caused
me discomfort. I’m not usually the kind of person to do these kind
of things, but now it’s gone too far. There’s this guy at my school,
and we used to be friends, but then he turned on me, and started
calling me names like fat, fag and others. I called him short one
day and he got angry and tried to hit me, but I dodged it and he ran
out of the room. I’d love to get revenge on this guy, because I
really don’t like him anymore, and I want to teach him a lesson
he’ll remember for life.

Revenge JokerHi
to the both of you,

[Usually I don’t answer like this, but I get a lot of emails like
this, from young teens]

The solution is:
Get the person that turned on you out of your life.
They have proven that they are not a true friend. Yet, in our desire
to be liked, we forgive easily. Only to be betrayed time and time
again. "Turn the other cheek"? Ha!
Stop being that person’s pawn.

Stop forgiving and
move on with new friends. Don’t hang around and keep coming back for
more abuse.

The only way (and
really, it’s the only way) to straighten out friends that have
turned on you is to leave them alone. Let them figure out on their
own if there was any value to your own friendship. And if they don’t
come back to you begging for forgiveness for treating you so
horribly then you’re better off without them.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear RG,
My husband is a jerk. He keeps promising me he will stop being
selfish and rude to me. I am ready to leave. I moved back in with
him after he promised to stop his behavior. He started again the
next day. I want him to change. He needs a swift kick in the ass.
What should my strategy be? He lies to me, makes up excuses and
worried only about himself. He is a child, not my husband!

Revenge JokerHi,
You want to save your marriage yet you ask The Revenge Guy for help?
Men don’t change.
A swift kick in the ass is calling a divorce lawyer.
Save yourself. If he won’t change, finds someone that you’ll be
better off with.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

[Special note
from RG: The next letter may seem particularly harsh in my reply. I
don’t fix broken hearts. I don’t like dealing with kids that are
having sex and then emailing a stranger for advice when things go
wrong, events that are far beyond their own experience and maturity.
Some things are better left to parents to deal with. Simple enough,

Revenge Guy,

I really need your help on this one i can’t tink of the perfect way
to get them back. here’s my sad story…
i have been hanging out with this girl for months now and i started
liking her more everyday. and it got to the point where i gave her
my virginity and we had sex like every night. it was amazing and i
fell in love with her. i thought it was time for her to meet my best
friend. i introduced them and then 2 nights later me my best friend
and the girl i loved slept over my house. it ended up that they did
stuff in my own bed when i fell asleep and then it just was all
downhill from there. now they have sex everyday when they camp out
at a spot that me and her used to camp out. They broke my heart and
now it’s REVENGE TIME., i need a good plan. I really think i should
do somthing to them when they are camping in the bush out in the
middle of nowhere. they camp near a big hill and i know the whole
area really good. please help me out. my x bestfriend betrayed me
and it’s time to get payback.
Thanks for your help
A Guy

Revenge Joker

Hi A Guy,

Talk to your
parents about this.

You’re easy and she’s a slut.
You want revenge?
You need to realize that life is full of crap and you’re not to step
in it.
You stepped in it.

You want revenge?
Go to where they "do it" and take pictures.
Give them to her parents, post them on MySpace, I don’t care.
This isn’t what I’m about. You fell in it.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

Hey there! My name is Dan and I desperately need help getting over
on a girl that is lying about me and making my life miserable.

This past fourth of
July I was celebrating at my girlfriend’s house with her white trash
cousin and her white trash boyfriend. Some how he and I ended up
arguing, I left the party with my girlfriend and that was the end,
or so I thought. The next day she’s claiming that I assaulted her
and that her boyfriend beat me up and my girlfriend’s family
believes her!

None of what she is
saying is true, and I find myself fighting tooth and nail to make my
girlfriend’s parents believe I’m not a woman beater. I want to get
her back and make her hate her life and wish she was never born! I
don’t want to get arrested and I am a poor student so I couldn’t
afford an extravagant prank. What can I do? I need help!

To give you insight
into what kind of girl she is to better help your assessment of what
to do; she is white trash, ugly, with an ugly white wannabe-be
gangsta boyfriend, who is dumb and creates drama for attention in
her family because she is a waste and most of the others are
successful. I’d really like to embarrass, and expose her her to as
many people as possible!!!
Thank you,

Revenge Joker

Hi Dan,
Sometimes you have to man up and live past the abuse of others.

You already know
you’re better than her and her boyfriend, now is the time to prove
it in your actions.

Revenge isn’t the
answer here, it’s time to MAN UP dude!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

They Owe Me Money

The Revenge GuyHow To Get Revenge When You Don't Get Paid Back
$$ From
The Revenge Guy

Friggin' deadbeats.

The trick is easy. Because it's you. Sure, they seemed to be a
friend. They were nice but always in some kind of trouble. They never
had a good paying job.

Just scraped by. It's a good thing you were there when they were in
need of a loan. But you didn't think enough to get them to sign a paper
saying you loaned them the money.

Now they won't pay you back. What's a person to do?
Read on….
[RG note: Always, always, get loans in writing!]

When you're a good friend and loan a friend some money, then
don't get paid back… ouch! Read

Revenge Guy,

Well, I am another person who has gotten screwed….

I loaned a friend of mine 2K almost 3 months ago. I did have him
sign a promissory note. He said he would pay me back in 2 weeks. I
have several text message from him saying he was going to pay me
blah, blah, blah… I have come to realize that he is a con and now
I am not sure what to do.

Small claims court is $400.00 (ouch!) His cell phone is no longer
working, I just found out that the house he lives/lived in is not
even owned by him… Lie after lie….

We do have some of the same friends and I plan on opening the can
of worms on him this weekend. I was wondering if I could file a
police report on him. I live in New Orleans, LA and If I can file a
police report, what good does it do me? I am considering sending my
loss to a collection agency as they only take money from what is
collected. Please advise…..


Revenge JokerHi

Confrontation only works when the person is afraid of being outed in
front of others. So feel free to try it but watch your back! Snakes
often try to bite when scared into something they weren't prepared

Start with some small talk with your mutual friends, see if they
have had similar experiences with him.

Then the outing, say it ;like it's just a thought that popped
into your head like "Oh, by the way John, your check is due for the
2k I loaned you… do you have it with you yet?"

No matter what, don't accept any promises, this was his chance to
make immediate payment.

Monday, send it to a collection agency. You'll lose more than the
$400.00 but you'll be more certain of getting paid.

It's terrible when you help a friend out and do all the right
things like getting a promissory note, and you still get screwed. So
screw back!
Good luck,

Dear Revenge Guy,

About 10 months ago I lent some friends from out of state $2000.00.
The loan was for their mortgage and car payment. The one friend
"Tina" I have known for over 10 years. Her new husband "Tommy" was
the one that convinced me that they were good for it. And "Tommy"
told me he did not want to ask "Tina’s" parents, because it was

"Tina" guaranteed
they were good for it. Besides, they own a house in a lake
community, have a boat, large screen plasma t.v, both have good
jobs, blah blah blah.

So, they kept
giving me the runaround forever.

Kept telling me
they had checks in the mail, only for me to send off MY bills
thinking that I was going to receive their check. Which I never did!
And had late fees on bills too.

I’d call and call
and call for weeks until one of them would answer and say they were
sorry sorry sorry, they have had a bad financial situation and never
got my messages. Yea right. I finally decided, enough was enough. I
gave them an ultimatum and the time came and passed. What is your
Thanks X 1000!

Revenge JokerHi

I certainly hope that you got this loan in writing. Then sue them.
They know to ignore you to easily avoid you, so make a legal case
out of this.

If you don’t have the loan in writing now is the time to do it. Or
get a recording of them on the phone agreeing to make payments.

Then send them a
polite letter with repayment terms spelled out on it. You’re
starting over to collect your money, etc…

Get their
signatures on it and try to start collecting again.

Once they miss
their payments again then you will have a legal basis to sue them
and ruin their credit rating, should they have one left. It’s true
though, people that make a lot of money spend even more, no savings,
nothing to fall back on except for friends that make a lot less but
have money in the bank.

Teach them a legal and financial lesson, that is what you must do.

It may mean waiting a little longer for your money, but the option
is kissing it goodbye forever.
Not a great choice of options here.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,

I’ll tell u the whole story if it means you can give me some direct

This past February I was briefly involved with this guy. It was very
whirlwind! He convinced me to invest some money… it was $1000.
Afterward he said he had a "car accident" and I didn’t hear from him
again. I called and called and I finally got him. He told me he was
in the hospital. I got soft and felt sorry for him. Then he stopped
answering my calls. I got a friend to call and guess what… he
called her back (of course I heard).

Anyways, I put in a police report which they said I had to ask for a
"demand for payment". I e-mailed this to him because I didn’t know
his address (and he doesn’t know my exact one either). He called
back and denied the whole thing and said it’s my word against his…
I called him several times and it will look like harassment on my

I had the receipt of the withdrawal but the police said I can’t
prove anything because it was freely given and I did not make him
sign a receipt.

So you see revengeguy, I have no other recourse but to plan revenge
so that I can get this out of my system and move on!

Help me please to do this in the most effective and final way!

Hey the other information I do have on him is his e-mail, his cell
number and his license place number… tell me how I can use these
in my revenge!
Thank you in advance!

Revenge JokerHi

I feel your anguish!!

First with his email, (don’t do these things from your home/work
computer go to your local library or an internet café!) place some
online ads for stuff for sale cheap, roommates wanted, gay sex,
whatever you can think up.

Include his email,
and his cell phone number so he gets a lot of calls.
Put up posters too, around places like grocery stores, wherever they
allow public [postings. Create posters of work needed, roommates
wanted, whatever you like.
Just keep his cell phone really busy.

After a while,
since time has passed already… call him using,
which allows you to change your voice and the caller ID for the
phone, so you can talk about the money… start off with "Hey, how
are you? I’ve been thinking about you (be friendly, that will make
him drop his guard) …" and go from there. Casually mention the
money you loaned him… all he has to do is agree that he loaned you
the money and with, because you can record the call,
you now have proof to sue him for the money, have the police take
action, everything you need to complete your revenge.

You’ll get your thousand dollars back by his torture and need to
change his number!! Or by suing him and having the court take the
money from him!!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,

How do you get revenge on someone who owes you money, and they know
it, but refuse to pay you back?

Thank you!


Revenge JokerHi

The best way is to send them a letter that says PAY ME and add a few
dollars to what they owe you.
If they owe you $200.00, in the letter say it’s $500.00
If they owe you $2,000.00 make it $2,800.00

Along with the letter include an envelope that is already addressed
to you, complete with stamp. Most people will write back and say
it’s not $2,800.00 I owe you, it’s only $2,000.00.
Then you have a legal debtors note that you can use to sue them in

Otherwise, hassle them with letters, phone calls, emails, until they
somehow respond with an email or recorded message that you can also
take to court.

You’ll need to be
tricky to get the evidence to sue them, but that’s the right way to

Good luck!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,

So I am INCREDIBLY angry right now.

I loaned (who I
considered a good friend) $3200 in October of this past year because
he had just lost his source of income and couldn’t pay his bills and
his final month’s rent. We signed a promissory note, and he promised
to pay me back in a month (Nov. of 2006.)

Long story short,
he continued to jerk me around. He paid $1000 a few months ago, but
still owes me $2200. I finally threatened to take him to court and
he is supposedly sending me a check tomorrow, plus any late fees,
but we’ll have to see about that.

During this 6 month
expanse of time, he supposedly didn’t have the money to pay me back,
yet still managed to find the money to vacation to not only the
Virgin Islands, but Puerto Rico as well… and plans on taking a
trip next month to Germany. He also owns a Rolex. He obviously isn’t
lacking money, just the decency to pay me back what he owes.

He’s socially
awkward but thinks he’s impressive because he has money and uses the
internet to meet girls because he lacks the social skills to meet
them under normally (face to face.) I want SERIOUS revenge.
Got anything inspirational in mind? 🙂

Revenge JokerHi,
Honestly, if the next check is bad, head straight away to the
courthouse and sue him!

After that, I’m not sure what to do because of the lack of details.
Does he work? Play? Hang out regularly somewhere?
We you romantically linked?

Can you find him online and set up him with a bunch of fake dates?

(Hehe, if you could then I’d have a message waiting for him at the
date place saying “Changed my mind about dating you LOSER!”)

Send him a letter seemingly from the Homeland Security Department
saying he’s been placed on the “No Fly List” and they want an
interview with him.

You get the idea.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,

So here it is:
I help these people out, down on their luck with giving them over
250 man hours of work at $10.00 per hour, move them into a great
rental apartment with no security deposit (they have a kid and I
felt so bad for them that I paid the deposit), offer them furniture,
exercise equipment etc., and give them advice for everything they
throw my way.

The owners sell the
building they are living in and within 30 days the state comes and
checks them out for child abuse and/or drug making. Not sure which,
but I was more than surprised. I paid their security deposit for
them, with the agreement they would make payments back to me.

Well upon the
police jumping their home, they figure I called on them. Mind you, I
have nothing to benefit, and truly, don’t think anything is going
on. The new owner wanted them out, plain and simple. They had
designs on the place. Now, they won’t talk with me – flat out told
me to f*** off today, yet they got their security deposit back from
the new owner (mind you, I paid it). I want to give it back to them.
They know I didn’t do it, they just don’t want to pay the money
back. What do you suggest?
Good Gal Made Mad

Revenge JokerDear
Good Gal,

Send them a letter stating that they owe you double the amount.
Include an envelope that is already stamped and addressed to you.

When they right
back with a letter that says what they really owe you, it’s all the
evidence you need to go to court with.

Unless, of course,
you already have such a document for the loan you made them.
Take then to small claims court.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,

Okay, this revenge issue is twofold. Here’s the story. I have a
friend, excuse me had a friend who’s name is Fred, and we dated
for a while in the past and then I went away to school, but we
stayed friends.

I moved back home and we kind of flirted but he
was with someone so we just kept it platonic.

Anyway, he owns a
liquor store, well he owns one and his family owns several, and
he also does work on houses on the side. so anyway I was remodeling my house and I figured that he was the perfect person
to do it. He ended up subcontracting the work for my kitchen to
a friend of his.

His friend Julian is Hispanic and he did a
beautiful job making me custom built oak cabinets. For almost a
year I was paying my so-called friend money for the cabinets and
nothing seemed to be getting done. Allegedly they were being
worked on.

He probably got a total of $2,000 out of me. Then (I
sell real estate) I closed a really big deal and decided that I
was ready to move into my new house and I asked him how much it
would cost in order for my basement to get finished and the
kitchen cabinets.

He told me $6,700.00, labor and materials. I
gave him the money. $1700 in cash, (Julian, the Hispanic guy
allegedly only took cash, which I found out later wasn’t true)
and I gave him a cashiers check made out to him ( Fred) for
$5,000. Well anyway, a friend of his parents both died a week
and a half apart and he went out of town for almost a month
total to help his friend. When he came back his mom had heart
surgery and one of his employees at his store was out of town so
he was working nonstop. So I was trying to be understanding and

Anyway, long story short he picks a fight with
literally me for no reason one day and then we stop speaking
while he has all my money. The kitchen got almost, almost done
and I find out that he gave Julian a thousand dollars and never
gave him any more money.

So now Julian is sweating me to pay him
and Fred lied to him and told him that I never gave him any
money at all. So Julian has a key to Fred’s house and he wanted
us to talk to Fred together face to face, so we went over there.
Fred lives in this loft above the bar that he owns, anyway, we
go in and Fred sees us on the security camera so he refuses to
get off the phone and talk to Julian because I am there.

Me and
Julian go wait downstairs in the bar and I see that Fred’s car
keys are on the other side of the bar out of the security
camera’s view, so I take his keys, which go to his truck, the
bar, the liquor stores, his kids mom’s house, his parents house,
basically his whole life. So he calls me later asking if I have
them and I say if he has my money I have his keys, but that he
cant have them back until I get my money.

Well, my mom starts
pressing me to give the keys back saying that I need to hot piss
him off in case he does something to my house or my truck or
whatever. So I go to his house and I give him the keys in
exchange for a check for 3,000. He was allegedly going to give
me the rest later.

And the next morning I go to the bank and the
check is no good. So I go to the liquor store and he screams and
yells at me and basically says, "fuck me" he’s not paying me.

I’m sure by now you’re thinking sue him. well, the thing is, I
was moving into my new house and I have no idea where my copy of
the cashiers check is. I tried to go to the bank and get a copy
and from looking through their books with a teller and a manager
it appears that a whole batch of cashiers checks are missing
including the ones that I wrote around that time. So I have
nothing to go to court with.

Now I discussed this entire
scenario with my two-faced cousin and I even thought about
photo-shopping a new cashiers check and making a copy of it to
take to court. (totally illegal I know) anyway, my
cousin/ex-best friend has the audacity to call Fred and tell him
that I lost the cashiers check. (she’s a slut I think she’s been
trying to sleep with him) anyway, so he knows I don’t have the
check and all I have is the bad check that he wrote me for
$3,000. I looked at the website and I thought that nothing
seemed fitting to cover almost $9,000.00 worth of revenge and I
don’t have a case that will stand up in court. he has no grass,
so I cant spell out thief in it and besides both his house and
the liquor store are covered in cameras.

I thought about the
coupon thing but their liquor store is like the ghetto type
where they make a ton of money but they wouldn’t have the type
of customers that would like complain to the BBB or anything
they would just gripe and leave.

So now I’m screwed for an idea.

Revenge JokerHi,
First off, take a breath.

I’m sure you’ve been sweating this a bit but seriously, you sell
real estate and didn’t have a contract with this guy, even if he
was a friend?

And you paid
him in advance for the whole job after he took a year to finish
the first job you gave him to do?

Slow down and let’s get professional about this whole thing, OK?

First off:
You have the $3000.00 bad check.
Sue him over that.

As far as anything else, I’d just create a bunch of 50% off
coupons for purchases at XXX liquor store and let him sweat that

And from now on, anything that includes any sum of money, get it
in writing!!
And put that writing in your safety deposit box right away!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


My name is Johnny and I have a long-time friend who’s been owing
me quite a lot of money I lent him on several occasions for
petrol about six months ago now.

He tells me he
can’t afford it at the moment but then he soon spends the amount
he owes me, or more, on a new set of brake discs for his car or

Quite frankly
he’s been a bit of a knob since he got with his whore of a
girlfriend anyway, I haven’t seen or heard anything from him for
quite a while now and whenever I try getting hold of him he
never bothers getting back to me, he only seems to bother with
me when he wants something. I need to finally stand up for
myself, how can I teach him not to take advantage of me again?


Revenge JokerHi

Just stand up for yourself.

The next time you see him hand him a written bill showing all
the money he owes you and from when.

Have him sign it.

Then tell him to start paying you apportion of it every week or
you’ll take him to small claims court.

To prove your case all you’ll need is the written note you now

And then stop taking his calls unless he has cash in hand.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

So I was working at this bed and breakfast on the weekends. It was very very
very hard work, I was working 12 hour days with no breaks, and there was only
one other employee.

After I had only worked there two weeks, she gave that employee
two weekends off in a row, while she was at the hospital tending to
a family matter, leaving me all by myself to run her b&b.

After 2 weeks of this and falling behind in my studies, I called
on a week day and said, I'm really sorry but the work is just too
hard for me and I wont be able to come back.

I called back on payday, she owed me 2 checks, one that she held
back the first week, and my last weeks pay. She told me I'm not
getting shit from her because I quit and I can go fuck myself.

Well since she paid me under the table, there is no way for me to
prove that I worked for her at all. This happened a couple of weeks
ago. This lady has a LOT of money by the way, and i worked my ass
off for that lil money that she owes me.

To her, it means nothing, to me, it means the world. I literally
have to skip school next week because I just don't have the gas
money to make it there and back. This happened 2 weeks ago.

She runs a bed and breakfast in weatherford texas called angel's
She lives at the bed and breakfast she runs. Her name is Candice

Her b&b is named Angel's Nest
The address is 1105 Palo Pinto St. Weatherford, TX 76086
Her business number is (817) 599-9600
Her cell phone number is 817-596-8295

I honestly just want my money back but that's not gonna happen.
She has a quick temper and is easily riled. she thinks she is always
right and treats customers shitty. I want her to lose lots of
business, and I want her to know its because of me, but I don't want
her to be able to file any charges on me.

I said a long time ago that I'm never gonna let anyone screw me
over again. I have a 3 year old son and this bitch took away from
him. I am suffering really bad because of the money that she owes
me. it wont improve my LIFE to get revenge on her, but dammit she
deserves it.

Revenge JokerHi
B&B Worker,

You're right, you're in a bad place. Working for cash means you take
the chance that you'll get screwed over for wages if something
happened. And something happened.

You've got all the info. Call her and tell her that it would be
awful if bad reviews of her place started showing up online. And to
pay you or else.

You have the power! (And so do I!)
Best wishes,


The Revenge Guy
On Bad Neighbors With Help From
The Revenge Guy

Do you need a little help getting even with neighbors that have done
you wrong? Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what
you need to help you get even and regain your stature as a self-reliant,
not to be messed with, person. You know, we've all had bad neighbors.
Heck, when we were younger, when our parents were away, we were the bad
neighbors. And revenge requires that certain steps are first taken
before the 'getting even action' begins.

So here is RG's "Steps of Revenge Preparation"

— document everything in a journal, make notes of dates, times,
events, everything, leave nothing out and write down your entries on the
day they happen

— protect your family and property with video surveillance

— contact your local city council (residential condominium strata
council if you live in such a development) and understand the bylaws as
they pertain to your situation

These simple steps, although time consuming, are necessary to make
any type of revenge successful.

I have learned, over all, that there are no "good" upstairs
neighbors. After all, no one ever (as far as I can remember and I have
the memory of an elephant) has complained about their downstairs
neighbors. So, if you're in the position of having to move into a place
that has upstairs and downstairs neighbors, be the person on top. Or I'm
sure I'll hear from you soon enough.

Can I Beat The Neighbors At Their Own Game? Read

Revenge Guy,

This is a fairly recent problem.

I have lived next door 6 years (houses are very close) to a fairly
wealthy younger than me couple who have 5 children ranging from 1-12.
They recently extended their already huge house to a more huge house.

A couple of times I have asked the kids to stop bashing on the fence
early in the morning and once I knocked on their door because their dog
had barked constantly for hours. So a couple of months ago their dog
barked constantly until around 2.30am (the dog is locked in the pool
area which is right next to my bedroom window).

Their bedrooms are all located on the other side front of their
house. I got up at 2.30am and wrote a nice note saying "Neighbor, its
2.30am and your dog hasn’t stopped barking could you please do something
about it". In response I received a 3 page extremely nasty letter,
telling me to get ear plugs, about my boyfriend’s motor bike, about my
mother cats etc., etc.

I went and spoke to them and thought I had sorted it out, maybe? I
then get a visit from my neighbour’s across the road who tell me that
their old busy body neighbour had come to tell them that my neighbour’s
had given me some home truths in a letter. I was so upset that I started
playing music (pretty loud but not late). I then get a visit from the
police telling me my neighbour, who I obviously had a problem with, had
complained and I needed to turn down my music (this was at 8.30pm by no
means late). Ever since I think my neighhbour is trying to get me to
sell and move, they have now installed a skate ramp right next to the
fence next to my bedroom window. The fence seems to be used as the

I just don’t know what to do. I’m 50 I live with my 74 year old
mother and we are both very quiet. What can I do, I’m just about to have
a nervous breakdown. I need a revenge to get them back and something
they can’t pin on me. Neighbor husband is an engineer. His wife is fat
and ugly, she is a home breeder. We do not have the same friends and I
don’t have their phone number but know their names.
-Very Tired Homeowner

Revenge JokerHi

You are in a difficult position, there’s no doubt of that but it is time
to fight back, so to speak.

Start with talking to your neighbors about your troubles. Video tape
the offenses these people are making and be sure you capture all of the
noise. Share this with the neighbors that are on your side. You need
help from them. Youtube too maybe?

Check out your city planning department, once you have this evidence,
about what they might be able to help you with. Doesn’t their property
tax go up with the improvements they have made? Everyone loves the tax
man coming for a visit.

Talk to your local city representative, the more noise you make the
more fuel you add to your righteous fire.

Contact the local animal authority as well, dogs barking in the
middle of the night are bad news for everyone and there’s usually fines
that go along with that.

Detail everything and finally call your local TV and newspapers – bad
neighbors make great news stories, especially considering your mother’s

I wouldn’t worry about being found out, they’ve pretty much have a
household out of control and everyone knows it, shame can be a great
motivator to get your neighbors under control.


Revenge Guy,

About 6 years ago we purchased a vacation home by the. Everyone
there was nice. Except for this one family…

I need some advice on what to do with them. Here are a few stories
on all of them:

1. The husband. He seems to feel he is a "Decision Maker" for

An example would be with the road. All because his driveway dips
down a bit, so it sometimes puddles there when it rains, made him
have the town raise the road a few inches, which wasn't really all
that bad. However, we have an in-ground pool close to the street
with several expensive items around it, so we had to spend about
$500 getting paneling so the next rain doesn't pile up in the road
and wash everything away. Not to mention overflow the pool.

He has actually annoyed the whole town. Not to mention he has a
criminal record.

Oh-one more thing. One of our good neighbors said he washes his cars
in OUR DRIVEWAY when we're not around. He also parks his car in our
driveway when we're not around. He also did something that made my
car battery die. I truly hate him.

2.The wife-Sometimes annoying. Here is another story:

I've always had stray cats around my vacation home. I never want
them to starve, so I feed them. There was this one cat who came
every day. About 2 weeks later, I noticed that she had 2 small
kittens. I noticed later that they lived under another neighbor's

I planned to either adopt them or give them to a relative who's cat
recently died.

Well guess what-after the wife found out we were feeding cats and
that they lived next to them, I instantly knew by the way she acted
that she was going to get them removed and probably killed.

They were not even on her property, and she still thinks she can get
them taken killed!!!! She knew I was going to adopt them, but,
still!!!!!! The nerve!!!!!!

I am, at the moment, arranging plans to report this to the
authorities, but I haven't succeeded yet. I really hope I can adopt
them! They are adorable!

3. The son:

He is somewhere in his thirties, and owns a small company that
resells computers and other technological items to businesses.

When my computer broke, I decided to get one from him. It was good
overall, but I needed something else. I left him a voicemail message
telling him I wanted it.

What does he do?

He charges my credit card without verifying or asking me what I
wanted in any way!!!!!!

One more thing-He charged us more than $100 more than it retails
for, and raised it more than $50 than he said it sells for!!!!

I can't believe I was ripped off.

So, you see, I just can't live with these people in my neighborhood.

They're a menace to society!!!!! Sometimes I feel like taking a
siren (I have a Federal Model A, for you siren fans) and setting it
right off in they're yard!!!
Thank you,

Revenge JokerHi

Yes, you need to take matters into your own hands.

We’ll start from the last:

3. If he sold you a computer and charged your credit card without
authorization you should have immediately (as soon as you found out)
called the credit card company and had the charge reversed. If you
don’t do this, who will look after your credit?

2. Call the authorities… don’t jump top conclusions, all that does
is raise the blood pressure.

1. Get a video surveillance system, they’re cheap enough.

Catch him in the act and call the police. AND, if your neighbors are
talking about what he does in your driveway when you’re away, get
them to take some pictures! Someone has to watch over your property
when you’re not there! Make friends, watch each other’s backs!

And get the info and do all you legally can to this jerk.

You didn’t give me an idea of what you actually know about these
people, names, jobs, phone numbers, address, etc…

If you have any of that, start a campaign of posters “For rent”
around town with their place on it. Do the same with their phone
number, a “moving sale” with cheaply priced furniture will get the
calls coming for them.
Go get’em!

Revenge Guy,

I have loud neighbors.

They have 3 Harley bikes I told
them to please stop revving the bikes by my house.

Now they rev
more. What can I do?


Revenge JokerHi,
The first thing I have to ask is:
Do you want to be friends or enemies with your neighbors?

Talk to them again about why the noise is disturbing. Thank them for
keeping the noise to reasonable hours.

Talk to your other neighbors and have them also speak to the guys
making the noise. Complaints are better when focused by a group
rather than an individual.

Call the police and complain about the noise. Suggest that the
motorcycles may be unlicensed, uninsured, hazardous drivers, and so
Keep a detailed journal of their comings and goings and the ensuing
Talk to your neighbors and start a petition concerning noise
control. Take the petition to your city councillor.

Call the police again.

Put up a fence and sue them for the cost of it.
Install video cameras or have one handy to record the noise and
problems these neighbors are causing.

Keep the pressure up about their poor behavior. Keep neighbors and
the police and city hall involved in your "loss of enjoyment of
property". Call a lawyer and threaten to sue.

Threaten to sue your noisy neighbors.

Threaten to sue city hall for not enforcing noise bylaws.

Along the side of your property that abuts their property start
storing garbage. Let the smell fester so that they won’t want to be
outside anymore.
Park your car in the street, not in your driveway. Get them to drive
around it.
Water your yard. A lot. Let the water flood the street. Let them
drive through the mess.

Start outdoor parties for the local children. Offer free sodas, meet
the kids parents. Keep the street busy during the usual noisy
periods and force them to behave.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I love your website. I was hoping you could help me with my pain in
the ass neighbor.

My wife and I have a cat that likes to
walk through his back yard sometimes. Our yard is fenced but the cat
just climbs over and likes to sit under a tree in his yard.

Our butthead neighbor has three dogs
that chase my cat away. No big deal if the cats in his yard.
However, this evening I caught him opening the front door to let his
dog out so it could chase my cat out of our own front yard. This is
the third time I caught him urging his dogs on my cat while he was
in his own yard.

I called the S.P.C.A. and all they did
is inform him that he can set a trap in his yard to catch my cat. I
know he will set a trap and bait it with tuna.

If and when he catches my cat, and
every other cat in the neighborhood, he will torture it and most
likely kill him. What do you suggest I do?

I don’t want to keep my cat indoors
all day, a prisoner in his own home.

By the way there is so much dog crap
in his yard I can’t open my windows without the odor fumigating my
entire house. Hope you can suggest something. I really hate this

Revenge JokerHi

It’s a known fact that cats that are outdoor wander around. They dig
in gardens, all that stuff. Generally they aren’t a nuisance as much
as the people that complain about them.

I’d like to know why the SPCA told your neighbor to trap the cat
after talking to you. That seems suspicious to me, unless the cat is
destroying property I’m not sure someone is allowed to put out
animal traps on their suburban property. You need to check your
local bylaws about this.

You need to either decide that you have to keep the cat inside, or
figure out a way to protect it outside.

As well, you need to take your complaints to city hall about your
neighbor. It’s time to get the video camera out. Get video of the
dogs misbehaving. Get video of the dog crap all over the place (a
likely health hazard!). Get video of your idiot neighbor being a
jerk. The more video evidence you have the better off you’ll be when
this confrontation escalates. And get worse it will.

Of course, I’d also start throwing chunks of cheese over the fence
for the dogs to eat. Old cheddar really messes with a dog’s poo.
They get the runs and farts real bad. Just don’t get caught tossing
it over.

And if your jerk neighbor does decide to put out traps, I’d start
littering his yard in the middle of the night with dry cat food. Let
him catch all the cats he wants until he’s so tired of dealing with
them that he gives up, hehe.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I cannot seem to keep a car for very long because middle-age women
in Chevy Blazers like to run stop signs and hit me.

A few months ago, I bought my first
car, a cheap Honda Civic. Only after one month, a woman in a Chevy
Blazer ran a stop sign and hit my car. I had a typical insurance
battle, everything went smooth in the end with the decent amount for
the car they gave me, and got myself a Ford Probe out of it.

This car was in excellent condition. I
just had it for four months when, low and behold, another woman in a
Chevy Blazer runs a stop sign and demolishes it. I got screwed out
of $1000 by the insurance company, and am still mourning the loss of
my "baby".

There was no damage to her car, and I
am just furious that I have to suffer because of bad drivers. I am a
college student (an art major if it matters), and therefore do not
have money to hire a lawyer and such, or the time to deal with it
besides at 3 in the morning, because of the fact I am a struggling
working student.

I believe that she should have to pay
for smashing my dream. The worst part is that I couldn’t get a
rental car right away because I am under 21, which is the minimal
age to rent a car at the rental companies around my area. This
really put a halt on my life because I commute an hour every day.

seriously have nightmares about Chevy Blazers now, and need to come
to closure from this in a way that won’t get me arrested.

help me, I am sick of being screwed by women in Chevy Blazers!
Ms. Chevy Blazer Magnet

Revenge JokerHi
Ms. Chevy Blazer Magnet,

I feel for you, I really do.

But I’m not sure what you can do against all the drivers of Chevy
Blazers out there other than to try your best to steer clear.

I do hope that you can find a lawyer on a contingency basis to sue
the lady that left you underpaid for your car.

SUV’s in general are driven, for the most part, by asses. These
people park however they want, the don’t shoulder check when
changing lanes and they cut other drivers off all the time. And
never mind their cell phone usage while driving a car full of kids

Geesh, it’s really an unsafe world out there.

Of course, you could make some custom bumper stickers up (you can
get the blanks at any office supplies store and print your own) that
say "I am a careless Blazer driver" and stick them on the back
bumpers of all the Blazers you see.

Helping to warn others will help you overcome your fears and provide
you with the revenge you seek

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I have a next door neighbor who is obsessed with his lawn. Many of
my neighbors are, but not to this extent.

He mows it several times a
week and takes an entire day to mow each time. It takes him
four-five hours approximately to mow half an acre with a riding
mower. Then he gets out a push mower and mows again.

If it is nice
the next day, he gets out the riding mower and does it a second
time. Nothing like having a nice short lawn!. He has no job, so
there is no incentive for him to go anywhere except out to fuss with
his yard.

Now I wouldn’t care, except I work at home, and the riding mower’s
noise is beyond obnoxious (90 plus decibels). When I close all my
windows and turn on the stereo, I can still hear vibrations going
through everything and the china rattling. I would sabotage the
mower except I don’t know where he keeps it, and I don’t want to get
in trouble for trespassing.

Also calling the police when he was at
it during the night didn’t work either. Please don’t suggest asking
nicely to restrict the noise – asking inconsiderate jerks nicely for
anything has never worked in my life. Thanks.

Revenge JokerHi

If had a neighbor like that and after talking to him his behavior
didn’t change I’d start a major campaign against him.

First off I’d get myself a video camera and record him mowing his
lawn for a couple of times a week, so I have visual evidence of his
compulsive behavior and the noise level. I’d follow up with a noise
level meter to record the actual noise levels.

Some communities have
bylaws that limit the amount of noise pollution that things can give
off. I’d take all of the recordings down to city hall and start
complaining. Maybe start a blog about this bad neighbor too.
Sometimes when the info is online public officials tend to work a
little harder. Maybe even you can get one of the city councilors to
your home when he starts mowing so they can experience the trouble
first hand.

I’d put up a big 4×8 foot plywood sign detailing the trouble with
the neighbor that always mows. Something like "Can you hear what I
hear when he mows his lawn 3 times a week?" Nothing rude or
upsetting, just an explanation or apology to the other neighbors and
travelers that come near the noise. Try to embarrass the guy a
little but not too much.

I’d think about a loud outdoor stereo system, to blast back. A type
of sound war, if the above didn’t work.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I live in a trailer park that the houses are close together.

There is a annoying woman that claims
she works nights. So on the weekends when I’m home working on the
house she has come up and yelled for sawing wood, yelled at my son
for mowing lawn. She’s even yelled at our neighbors for music on it
their own house.

Last weekend the hag called the cops
on us cause we had music going in our house, no not speakers propped
up against the windows either, just music going so we could hear
through out the house. We didn’t get ticketed but this women is
getting worse. The cop even said he could hardly hear the music.

This goes on in the middle of the
afternoons, on the weekends, like at 2 o’clock pm. I need some help
dealing with this hag.

The cops say since there a complaint
they have to come. What should I do? I feel like a prisoner in my
own house afraid to make a noise or the cops will come. HELP!!

Revenge JokerHi,
You need to be proactive here, since this freaky neighbor really has
no reason to call the cops on you.

This is what I’d do:
1. Call the local city council and get a copy of the local noise
bylaws. Make sure you read it and understand it. Keep a copy of it
handy for the next time she complains so you can give it to her.

2. Call the police and talk to someone in charge about the
harassment you are getting with her calling the police on you for
unfounded noise complaints, contrary to the bylaws. If you present
your case well enough, they’ll talk to her and then stop responding
to her complaints.

3. Talk to your neighbors, it’s likely they have to put up with the same
crap. Make sure they know how to deal with her as well and start a
petition against her. Maybe that will help to force her to move out.

4. Talk to the park management or owners, make sure they understand
the hell she’s putting you through with her unfounded and outrageous
complaints. Along with your petition and support from your neighbors
they may step in and talk with her.

5. Start weekly outdoor get-togethers with your neighbors, as an
excuse to be a little louder than normal. It’s innocent enough and
is she really going to come out after all of you? Sure she will.
Have a video camera handy and with the ensuing screaming that she’ll
make take the evidence down to the courthouse and file a complaint
and a restraining order against her.

6. Don’t change how you are living your life, don’t let her win.
Stand up to her and help her to understand that just because she has
to kill chickens in the middle of the night to have a job it isn’t
your problem and if she needs peace and quiet, to move somewhere

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
I became friends with a neighborhood kid down the street. I would
give him work and help him and his mother when they requested it.
When the boy came over he would bring his small dog because the dog
would like the company with my dogs. Well when the mother would ask
to borrow money or ask for help I would help out though it got to be
I would have to bug her to get my money back. She would expect and
give nothing in return not even appreciation.

They decided to move to another state
and asked if I would take their dog for a couple weeks until they
could send the money to have the dog sent up there. I accepted.
Weeks, months went by and no money. We would talk on the phone and
they wanted me to send the dog up and they would pay me back.

Well, knowing from experience I told
them to send the money first. In the meantime the dog ran out and
got hit by a car. I rushed took her to a animal emergency to try and
safe her life. To save the dog cost almost $4000 in vet bills. She
is a healthy dog now. That was my decision to save the dog and she
is a great dog. When I told my x-neighbor what happened they acted
like they did not want the dog anymore and would not want to even
communicate with me like I am no longer a friend.

Well, I knew it was my decision to
spend the money and save the dog but no gratitude at all. I love the
dog and I am glad I saved her but if they would have sent the money
from the start like was promised and agreed on, none of this would
have happened. They have been taking advantage of my giving from the
start. They probably got another pet by now.

I want to get revenge but I don’t know
how since they are about 1000 miles away. I am upset because all
I’ve done was to help them and when I just need some moral support
they have nothing to do with me. I want to get them revenge.
Thanks, DJ

Revenge JokerHi

It sure sucks to be taken advantage like that.

I really hate people that feel it’s your obligation to help them
out, then they aren’t even grateful for the help!

Revenge against people like this sure is sweet.

Here’s what I suggest:
The dog that you now have has been discovered! Yes, this dog is
exactly what a casting agent decided her next commercial needs in
it. The pay is great too! $3,000.00 per commercial and a residual
every time the commercial is run on TV.
You’ve struck it rich! You’re sure to make big $$ from this dog. And
this is only the beginning! There could be more commercials. Movies.
The sky is the limit.

And this is the story I’d tell them the next time you hear from
them. And I’d be sure to tell them to not call anymore. Don’t put
this in writing. Over the phone only. No emails, nothing written

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

great site.

HELP. I rent a small piece of land that I have built a small
motocross track. Of course I had problems with a neighbor. So he called
the cops several times on us but we were legal so the cops did nothing.

So he called the zoning board. Again we were legal. So he some how got a
hold of the insurance company that insures the land and they shut us

Now after four long years of building a great track it is gone due
to one asshole.

I want to do something but I also know that I will be
the first suspect if something shady happens. PLEASE HELP!
Pissed MXer

Revenge JokerHi

I don’t know why you want to do something shady, I’d think of annoying
first and foremost.

Get a copy of the insurance papers and read them, see what can and can’t
be done on the property.

Then I’d start renting the field out to rock bands to practice, RC
(Remote Control) plane clubs. Find out about what can be done and do it.
The more noise the better.

You could even place posters up telling of an upcoming event, only to be
cancelled because of your neighbor, that will get people stirred up
against him.

Have you told your story to the local newspapers yet? They love this
type of neighborhood feud story.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Hi Revenge Guy,
Well i made a foolish decision and signed a contract with a company and
handed them over $110.00 I did some research and found out legally if i go
back within 5 days i can cancel the contract and take back my money…
refused. the only option now is to get a lawyer and take them to court but
that’s only gonna cost me more. I wanna get dirty and show them they cant
over everyone without gettin f**ked back. They are located in an office
on the 9th floor of a building.

I have considered and probably will make
numerous calls to various pizza delivery stores with huge orders from
place of business". next i have contemplated pushing fart bombs under the
door during there business hours, going to there place of business b4 they
open and leave a pile of horse manure and or Fish guts all over the carpet
and door in front of there office.

My last plan of attack was to spray
also know as bear spray or pepper spray into there office during business
hours making breathing incredibly hard, tears to pore from there eyes, and
a burning sensation all over.

However i would like some other ideas to get
these people back. hope to hear from you soon.


Why would you want to open yourself up to legal problems from them? If
they have ripped you off, they’ve ripped others off just as successfully.

I’d picket their office with a sign and handouts stating what the problem
is, how you got ripped off. Have someone call the local TV and radio news
stations, maybe you’ll get lucky and it’ll be a slow news day and you make
the 6:00 news.

Spend a few hours getting the attention your plight deserves will be the
best revenge. Plus you just may get your money back!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,
In trying to find a tenant for a condo I just purchased,
I have placed numerous “For Rent” signs on the corner of my block,
between someone’s sidewalk and the street, completely out of the way.

The signs seem to disappear after a few days each time I put one up.

love to catch the “thieving bastard” or at least get even with the
person….any ideas?


Go to your local hardware store and get the slowest slow-drying paint or
glue you can get. They have stuff that can take days to dry.

When you put up your next sign, cover the back with it.
That’ll teach the thieving bastards a lesson!


Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Hi RG,
I live in a basement apartment and have a real problem with the guy that
lives upstairs.

He’s an artist and a real a@@hole. He works at night at
home, starting around 11pm. He always has friends coming over for a
party when he paints. He says it helps him to be inspired. I know it’s
just so he can party and smoke pot with his friends.

The noise keeps me
up and since I have a regular day job, it’s really hard on me.

The owner
of the house won’t do anything. He talks to the guy, says it won’t
happen again, but the noise and parties always start again. I can’t
afford to move out and need advice on what I can do to get revenge. I’m
a 5’4" girl, so beating him up isn’t going to work.

Any suggestions?

Hi Susan,
Fighting fire with fire isn’t going to work here. Since you have a job
and he’s a stay at home bum, he really has the upper hand.

But of
course, he does have to sleep sometime. This is what I suggest: get
yourself the loudest alarm clock you can get. Something with a constant
buzzer and set it for an hour after you leave for work.

It’s likely that
he sleeps while you’re at work, and ‘forgetting’ to reset your alarm a
few times will start to send him a message. Another favorite of mine is
to pay attention to when he showers.

Then, every once in a while, run
your hot water about an hour before his usual shower time. Drain all the
hot water. Let him experience a few cold showers.

If he complains to
you, and he will, just apologize and forget about it. Start again in a
few days, just like he does. You might also want to start cooking smelly
things. Fish is good. There’s nothing like the rising odor of a good
fish meal to really fill the air.

Your goal here is everyday living that
becomes aggravating to him. Nothing too obvious. With luck, he’ll get
the message, clean up his act or just move out.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear Revenge Guy,
I live alone in a nice house, in a nice part of town. But my neighbor
takes advantage of the fact that I only put out one can of garbage a week
and he has more that the city will allow him to put out.

He’s always
sneaking some of his garbage out beside mine so the garbage men will take

Sometimes his bags break when they come to pick it up and I end up
cleaning up the mess when I come home from work. What can I do to get
even with him without causing a lot of trouble in my neighborhood?
Trashed On in Heartvale

Hi Trashed On,
Some people just feel it’s their right to take advantage of the property
of others and this is exactly what this guy is doing. It would be easy to
say "Report him" to the local bylaw office or city hall, but I
don’t believe that you really want to get him in serious trouble, I think
you just want him to keep his trash to himself.

I’ll also bet that you
leave for work near the same time when he does, so you’ve seen him do it,
so just returning his garbage to his front yard probably isn’t an option
you’d like to take (avoid the confrontation).

So, this is what I suggest
you do: Dig out your old tax bill and scan it into your computer (you have
a scanner, don’t you?), then with the OCR program and a little trial and
error, you can fake a bill or official looking letter for extra taxes due
to the amount of garbage you are putting out each week.

Then with
official-looking bill/letter in hand, pay a visit to your neighbor and ask
him if he’s noticed anything going on. This will get the message across
that he’s doing something that is going to cost you and it should, I hope,
guilt him into either confessing, or at the least, stopping his behavior.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

Here is my problem: I have a basketball hoop in front of my house
and my kids play ball in the street.

Good kids, no problems, stay out of
trouble but my asshole neighbor doesn’t like it so he parks his car
in front of the hoop so they can’t play. He has called the police,
wrote letters to the village board and both have said no law is
being broken and we’re doing nothing wrong so now he parks on our
side of street under the hoop so the kids can’t play. The kids don’t
play all the time and are not allowed after dark. He is just being a
ass. Also he won’t do it when I’m home only when I’m at work. He is
not elderly, probably 40-45 yrs old.

Please give me a great idea so I can
get him not to park there or something I can get him with.
Thank you, Hoops

Revenge JokerHi

Put up a sign near the hoop, "Please, no rock throwing at the

Hopefully he’ll get the idea that his car is in danger.

If that didn’t work I would buy a second basketball hoop.
Place them 30 feet apart.
Let the kids go wild.

Get some street chalk and draw out a basketball court. Make sure one
of the ‘out of bounds’ lines borders on his property lines. Clearly
write "Out Of Bounds" on your side of the line with arrows pointing
towards his side of the street.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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