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Noisy neighbors are the curse on everyone that lives within 4 walls. Of course homeless people may have issues too (but that’s not to point out that you might be better off homeless), you may just want to bypass the legal system and get your own revenge on your obnoxious, noisy neighbors, so here are a few ideas for you:
Dealing with Noisy Next Door Neighbors
You know these people, always having late night parties, yelling and screaming at all hours some text and generally making noise just because they can.
- How to get revenge on your next door neighbor: When you leave the house turn up your own noisy thing (TV, stereo, clock radio) and leave it on for hours while you’re out
- Start your own loud housework or yard work when you know they’re sleeping
- Live in an apartment and have access to the fuse box? Figure out which one is their apartment and pop it out
- Are they loudly having sex? Go ring their doorbell and run away. You can also record them and play it back, loudly, with the sound aimed at them
- Get some Liquid Ass and put it on their door knobs, car door, etc. You can also used minced garlic
- Hang some wind chimes closest to their house
- Pour birdseed under their bedroom windows
Remember to document everything. All incidents, confrontations, police calls and more. I have a journal for that.
Your Neighbor Revenge Shopping List
As you plan revenge on your neighbor you may find this shopping list to come in handy. Being prepared for what comes next is your first step for neighbor revenge.
- Wind Chimes (to take away their peace and quiet)
- Bad Neighbor Journal (to track all incidents)
- Bird seed (to scatter under their car and let the birds poop on it)
- Hidden voice recorder (to record your neighbors without them knowing)
- Construction cones (to mark off your area and property)
- Ice cube trays (to free urine and other things in)
- Beef stock (to drive the dogs wild)
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