Dear Revenge Guy, 

I seek your advice because I seem to be in the middle of something I can’t believe. I constantly hear people murmur that I’m being raped and every place in the world I seem to go, a homosexual seems to try and find me.
Help!

Hi, 

On the off-chance that this is a real request I think you need to seek one of two things (or maybe both):

• 1. Call the police the next time you think you are being followed and hear these voices. Take a lot of pictures of the people around you every time this happens, you may be able to spot the same face after a few attempts.
• 2. Seek help from a mental health professional. You can find a local practitioner by searching for “mental health professionals” online.

Good luck!