Crazy, Trash-throwing Neighbor

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
I just found your website and signed up for your newsletter.

I’m at my wits end.

I have a neighbor who lives across the street and we seem to be on her shit list. Even though we have went out of our way to be nice and wave at her she is hateful. I understand there are people who are this way. Anyway, I find trash in my yard all the time, whiskey bottles beer cans and other things. I know she and her punk friends did it but I can’t prove it.

Today, while I was home for lunch I was looking outside and saw her mowing her ditch, no big deal. Then I saw her intentionally run over some trash that was in her ditch and spray in over into my ditch, she actually drove her mower on the street and sprayed the trash out of her ditch onto the street then drove onto my side of the street and sprayed the trash into my ditch. I was livid.

My wife stopped me from going over there and making a scene, which I would have been the aggressor and the cops would have most likely seen it that way. I calmed down, but the trash remains out there. Any ideas? This has been going on for awhile now. During the 4th they were intentionally shooting fireworks over into my yard and there have been other incidences. I’ve kept my cool, but I’m a military vet I’m disciplined enough, but I also expect some respect.

The Revenge GuyHi,
I have one thing to tell you “video surveillance”.

Get it and use it.

Then sue her ass off, own her home, kick her out and live a better life.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

My Neighbor Beats His Kids

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
My neighbors are trying to make my life hell because I was walking my dog one day and saw my neighbor literally beat the hell out of his 3 year old daughter.

The neighbor is an attorney so I was scared to do anything. However, having children myself, I called child protective services and reported what I had seen. I wanted to stay anonymous, however, they figured out it was me.

I assure you what I had seen to this child happened. I even had a witness about another incident I witnessed the mother do that was neglectful.

Since reporting this incident, I was unable to volunteer in my child’s elementary school because the mother is on the PTA, I had to withdraw my son from school and pay for a private school because he was threatened by a friend of this family’s.

They have even tried to ruin my business with helping people lose weight by saying I am a fraud even though I myself have lost 100 pounds and now am a size 4 from a size 18.

They have turned everyone in the neighborhood against my family and I but I do not want to move. I was able to get an order from the police to get the neighbor to stay off my property, but now he just rides his bike ( a girls bike..LOL) in the street in front of my house.

I don’t want revenge, I just would like to enjoy making them as miserable as they are trying to make me. I am very attractive, their wives are not. I have even thought about mooning the husbands in my cute pink lacy thongs, but do I really want to stoop that low? Let me know your opinion.


The Revenge GuyHi,
On The Right Side of Life,

Social media is great for allowing you to freely document and share the things that happen in your life.

I think a few videos on YouTube with this guy riding this ridiculous bike on the street would be good enough for the laughs needed to make you feel better.

And send me the videos!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

My New Neighbor is a Liar and Causing Trouble For Me

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
We have lived in our home for twenty years never a complaint. Now we have a new neighbor who is a real piece of shit.

Animal control has posted a ticket on our door stating our dog runs loose and she isn’t licensed not had she had her rabies shots. They haven’t even seen my dog and she does have her shots, also he has called the police saying we were prowlers when we we’re working in our garden one night, he’s turned us in for burning when we bbq, he is something else or and reported that we shoot neighboring cats and birds.

What can we do to bring this guy to the reality that he is new to my neighborhood not the other way around?


The Revenge GuyHi Long-timer,
Neighbors, new one especially, are the worst to deal with.

They seem to think they can decide on the “new rules” of life, not understanding, or caring, that they’re the ones that should have to “move in” to how things are done in the neighborhood.

Yours is a particular problem because he likes to report anything you do. That means he’s always watching you.

And that can work against him very well to your benefit.

You need a camera aimed at his house (or at least the street with his house in the background. Heard a lot of street racers lately that you want to catch and report? Wink wink) and just start goofing off in front and the back of your home. Wherever he’s been seeing things to report, do it there.

Start with getting a stuffed but realistic looking cat doll, and kick the hell out of it. Maybe a dog and a bird too.

Once he complains officially you might have a case for invasion of privacy or something.

I’m sure you can think of a few additional things to do to get his ire.

Have fun with it. And send me the videos!

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Upstairs Neighbor Issues… Help!

Dear Revenge GuyDear Revenge Guy,
Upstairs neighbour has been making fake complaints about a dog on our lot. We don’t even have a dog! It’s really annoying me with the incessant complaints.

I’d like to hear if you have any ideas to get back at him? I have his email, full name and address.

Not barking at all!

The Revenge GuyHi Not Barking,
Obviously the guy is off his nut.

I’d simply put up signs that say “Beware of ghost dogs” and let him stew on it.

Then I’d send him a lot of dog walkers to help him with his issues.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy
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