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The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with a group that has done you wrong?

Maybe an oldie but a goodie revenge technique is just what you need to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.

Dear Revenge Guy,
I work at a kennel club in Florida.

Me and my two buddies are always in conflict with other guys in the job even though were just joking around.

But today they put one of my buddies in a dog cage and closed him in. There was nothing i could do there was five of them.

What can me and my two friends do to get them all back individually or together?

Revenge JokerHi,
That’s a tough request, group revenge is dangerous.
But what I’d do is get your guys together and chip in for a pizza delivery.

Cook the pizza up yourself with some ‘special’ toppings and have it dropped off by someone you know for the leader of these guys as a thank you from an appreciative customer.

They’ll love lording the special treatment over you and you’ll get your revenge.

Don’t worry about them sharing, they won’t.
"Donuts refilled with raisins works well too".
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear Revenge Guy,
ok here’s what happened.

On Halloween night i went to a party and only 3 people knew where i was and my friends dropped me off cuz they didn’t want me to drive in case i drank.

So i called my friend like 2 hours later, and she came and picked me up w/ my room mate as well and up to this point no one knew if i drank or not.

When they picked me up they knew i had a few drinks, just enough to get a lil buzz.

When we got back to our dorm my RA asked me where i was and if i was drinking and i said i hadn’t, then a few minutes later she asked me again and said that someone had said i was drinking, which was weird cuz the only people who knew hadn’t been out of my sight since they picked me up, and she wouldn’t tell me who it was.

Then she called the RD up and she had the cops come up and gave me a breathalyzer, and of course they found a little bit of alcohol in my system. So i got into a lot of trouble cuz of it.

The next day i find out that one of my supposedly good friends had told on me, because she thought it was the right thing to do, when she didn’t even know for sure if i had been drinking she just assumed i was because she heard that i was at a party.

When she finally talked to me she said she wasn’t sorry and it was good for me. How would that be good for me. So i want payback real bad, she needs to feel how bad she hurt me. so if you have any good suggestions please let me know. thanx, kat

Revenge JokerHi Kat,
Well, it sounds to me that your friend is concerned with your drinking and your behavior of expecting to be above the rules that everyone else must live by. Right?

Did you learn a lesson?

Well, now it’s time to get even and this is how you’ll do it: Pass out holiday cards from your ‘friend’ to some of the scariest people around. Let them think that she’s after these guys (or even girls).

You’ll have some holiday cheer and she’ll have a week she’ll never forget.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Lying Ex-Lovers


The Revenge Guy
Ex-Lovers
And Cheaters
Get The Revenge Guy's Attention

Deception.

That is the hallmark of a truly evil person. Now, of course I'm not talking about the type of people that I advise.

When you're done wrong you deserve closure, even if it's just emailing me for a little consolation.

Maybe marriage (and living together) should have a 3 year cooling off period. Then, after three years if things aren't working out the guy can say "Well, it's been nice, but my girlfriends have been complaining about the amount of time I spend over here" and just end the marriage nice and cleanly.

But when you've been dating a person and it turn's out they're cheating on their wife or husband and you didn't know, well there's really only one thing to do. Read on to see what that is.


Cheaters and a Reconciliation


Hi RG


1. Six months ago my husband's best friend was dying of cancer. While he was dying my husband and his friends wife began an affair and my husband left me for her (the widow).

2. She was a friend of mine.

3. We knew each other for 3-4 years

4. A few but not many at all

5. I have her address and e-mail

6. Not a neighbor complaint

7. My husband and I have reconciled but she will not back off trying to ruin our lives.

8. I am absolutely lost about what the best revenge is. Some kind of public humiliation seems right though.

9. I have found peace in everything except knowing that she feels no remorse over what she did to my family. In fact she is cruel. My life was turned upside down and she is walking away unscathed.

Revenge JokerHi Anon,
Your husband owes you big time. Make him pay until you forget about "her".

Public humiliation? She was in an affair. Any type of public acknowledgement will come back and bite you in the ass.

Marriage counselling. You need to trust your husband again and you're not there yet.

Revenge?
Use a spoofer and call up her friends as if you were a private investigator, change the caller id appropriately. Ask "the questions" about her and other
possible affairs and entanglements.

You're welcome!

RG



Hi RG
I was with a guy I knew from work and we got to dating.

He had split up with his wife for 2 years, did not wear his wedding band and lived in his own house. I asked him if he still had hang ups about his wife and he said no.

All through our time together which was for 6 months he hid me away, never met my friends, family and I never met his.

He was frightened at the thought of anyone seeing us which I did comment on and tried to finish with him quite a few times but we did not. I did not want his children to find out about us through a third party so he was going to tell them on his terms at his house. They got upset but he could not handle it and he changed after that towards me.

We split up at the time my mother died and was not there for me even as a friend and he said he was not ready for me to be his partner and I was wondering what was I to him for 6 months??

I know all through his marriage he has been cheating on his wife and the only reason he left was cause he had an affair, moved in with this girl who was married, his wife did not even know. Her husband found out and told his wife and the children got very upset as she was shouting in front of them when her husband got home.

I knew this and this is why I wanted the children told when I was seeing him as not to cause any more shocks and pain for them at least.

I see the picture now as I think he just used me for sex as that is one of the reasons why he cheats on his wife he does not want her he stays for the kids or so he says.

I lost a lot of weight through my mum dying and him not being there for me as a friend, I feel used and I know he has gone back with his wife.

I would like revenge but I do not want to upset the children and I know he is going to cheat again and again as he has done.

How can I get him back as I want to just deck him at the moment. He has a good job and they all think he is fab but I think he is a gutless man.
Help xx

Revenge JokerHi XX,
Yes, this ass is the lowest form of life.

There is a special place in hell for guys like this and this is how you create it:

You know where he works, using spoofer you can "spoof" his work with calls from a lot of different girls, lots of different caller Id's to hide where you are. the calls can't be traced. Keep them "general rated" but make it apparent that he's dating a lot of women. This will ruin his work reputation.

I don't suggest calling his house like that, his wife is already in cheater's hell and the kids must be a mess too, no sense making that
any worse, even of you could.

If you know places that he goes, for dinner, a bar he hangs out at, a gym he goes to, places he tries to pick up women, do the same. Leave messages for him everywhere. He'll soon get the bum's rush and be barred from these places too.

Do it. Without remorse and without spite.
But do it.

RG



Dear
Revenge Guy,

You seem like a level-headed person–which I need right now.

My husband had a two-year on-and-off affair with a woman he met at a religious center. I outed him three times by breaking into their emails, etc.

He finally broke it off entirely. I've continued to audit her email to make sure there's nothing going on, and there doesn't appear to be, but she continues to entice men both married and single–to feed her ego problems.

This woman plays men like fools and always has two of three that she's stringing along.

My immediate problem is that my husband has returned to the religious center–against my wishes, and I'm afraid the other woman will show up. He claims that she's the last person he'd want to see, but I still don't want her anywhere near him.

Do you have ideas of ways to keep her or him away from the center? I've tried to think up a variety of ideas, including asking someone to send my husband an anonymous email saying that there were rumors circulating at the center about the affair. He'd be so embarrassed that he'd never go back.

However, I have no one I feel right asking to do this.

I also anonymously emailed a member of the center and asked if she'd agree to report back if she saw any interaction between the two of them. She refused.
So, do you have any ideas????
Thanks.
Cindy-Lee

Revenge JokerHi
Cindy-Lee,

You must be very forgiving of your husband. Personally I would have taken one of his thumbs as payment.

As far as getting someone to check up on them by asking 'anonymously', well that never works. I suggest one of two things:

1. Talk to someone in person to watch what's going on, someone you can trust. The worse that can happen is you put your husband and this tramp on alert that you are watching.

2. Start going to the religious center with him. Stop lurking in the shadows.

If you still feel that you can't trust him (and who's blame you?) kick him out once and for all. Never live with distrust in your heart… take the bull by the horns and all that crap.

You don't need to go after this woman, she's digging her own grave. Of course, sharing some straight words with the clergy, now there's a great idea. They should be made aware of this "wolf in sheep's clothing" if indeed that is what your husband is.

You have to remember, that church-going people tend to be very trusting, and fraudsters and cheaters like that type of victim… even if the other lady isn't consenting to more than prayer, you husband sounds like he has other things on his mind.
Best wishes,
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

My ex and I got back together briefly, and then he dumped me for the woman he was with while we were apart.

She wouldn’t take him back if there had been anything between us. I told her the truth.

Now my ex is telling everyone who will listen that I’m a crazy obsessed psycho (which I’m not) and that nothing happened. Is it illegal for me to snail mail copies of his "I love you" emails to her and a few of his friends? Thanks a bunch!

Revenge JokerHi,
Hey, they are letters addressed to you, they are in your possession, do with them what you want.

Personally, I’d scan them and create a website to post them, rather than sending copies around.

The Internet never forgets!!

Best wishes,
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

I wish the events I am about to tell you were fabricated or at least enhanced, but if anything, they are understated. I need your help…

Last year I dated this guy who I probably shouldn’t have dated in the first place and probably no woman should ever date him. For the first part of the relationship I was away at college, about a 45 minute drive from where said boyfriend, lets call him Assforface,
lived.
Well Assforface didn’t have a car (or license for that matter) and couldn’t come visit me that often, plus my schedule was really demanding and I couldn’t always go visit him. He bitched about this a lot, always saying how hard it was on him etc, etc, etc, it was always about how things affected HIM meanwhile he was the one to who wanted to date me in the first place knowing very well I was going to be at school. I was suspicious of his actions during this time a lot because I was warned (after I started dating him) that he had a tendency to be a flirt and had a history of cheating.

Time went on and little suspicious things occurred, especially things regarding his ex-gf who he had dated for 3 years prior to me.
Regardless I still went on being the best girlfriend I could be, I stood by him while he was unemployed, my grades suffered because I took every free chance I got to spend it with him, I learned to cook his favorite meals, I cleaned his room (he lived and still lives in his mom’s basement), he even managed to coerce me to take his clothes to the dry cleaning and I’m not even going to tell you the extent to which I went to please him in the sack. After all this I started to notice that I was getting little to nothing in return.

He lied to me almost constantly, we would never tell me anything about his sexual history, and treated me like a doormat. He never even took me on a single date where he paid, claiming that he was broke, but when the weekend came along he always seemed to have enough money for booze, dvds, and tacky running shoes.

Summer came along and with me being back in the city I started to notice how much he would blow me off to go party at clubs with dumb whores. I even caught him once fondling his friend’s breast right in front of me – he was drunk as usual. He promised me that he would stop drinking… one of the many empty and unfulfilled promises he force fed me. Finally after an incidence where Assforface was soooo drunk he nearly crushed me in bed (he was upwards of 280lbs) but thank god he did because if he hadn’t fallen on me I wouldn’t have gotten out of bed and probably would have fallen victim later that night to getting pissed on, yes, the drunk chubby f-ck pissed the goddamn bed. It was around this time I really got fed up and started re-evaluating the whole relationship. The last straw happened a week later when I was so sick, my throat was actually bleeding, and I needed him to do one tiny favor for me and he couldn’t because he "was going out with the boys" which meant he was getting loaded and going to the sleaziest bar in town to hit on whores who wouldn’t want anything to do with him if they weren’t trashed off red bull and vodka. I dumped him before he left to go out, it was pretty epic, I slammed the door and everything.

Somehow this manipulator managed to maintain a friendship with me, and he still talks to me to this day and constantly asks me to hang out with him. I never do obviously. However, I recently got wind of some news from an extremely reliable source that Assforface admitted to sleeping with prostitutes and claiming that he is in fact still in love with his ex-GF, the one he dated before me for three years, therefore making our whole fiasco of a relationship just one, big, fat-ass lie.

Obviously the fact that this man slept with prostitutes, neglected to tell me and put my whole physical well being at risk is more than solid grounds for sweet, devastating revenge. The fact of him still being in love with his ex is just the cherry on top of a heaping pile of bullshit sundae. Needless to say this man needs to pay. Now I could go on talking about how he cries like a little girl on a regular basis about his self image, how he has a small penis, how he pissed the bed, how he has to resort to paying for sex, or how he is so lazy and self centered that he neglected to go see his own father on his deathbed because he "was too tired", but spreading those rumors just makes me look petty and angry. I need revenge that is epic, classy, and puts me on top. Please help.
Sincerely yours,
BitterExforGoodReason

Revenge JokerHi
BitterExforGoodReason,

You certainly paid dearly for a relationship with someone that never cared for you, eh?

Well, revenge of this type is rather straight forward.

He still lives with Mommy? Send her notes that say what her son really does with the money she gives him.
Find his friends online (Facebook, MySpace, etc) and anonymously (a new account for this purpose is needed) post sex tales about their dear fat friend.
Add some skank stories for his ex-gf too.

You’re coming out on top will be the complete shattering of this ass’s life, which will come down like a house of cards.
And should he ever want to talk to you again, just tell him that men of such small girth don’t talk to women like yourself. And lean in and whisper "And you don’t really fit in here, you know."
Best wishes,
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

I had been living with a man for 7yrs, I was very much in love with him.

We had in the past few years been purchasing things for our wedding when we had extra money. I had bought the dress, decorations and we had already gotten the marriage license.

The end of November he told me he wanted us to go ahead and get married, we started looking for houses and had even been talking with a realtor. I told my friends and family.

December 5th he walked out our door and would not speak to me. Within two weeks he had moved a woman into the house he bought on his own, a woman he worked with on his first shift job.

This has devastated me beyond belief.

We work in the same industry within a 1/4 mile of each other and see and deal with many of the same people. I have know these people for years!

Since he left he has brought her on his job and introduced her to his co-workers which many of them are my friends. He is telling people that the reason we split was because "I" cheated on him, and that I am an abusive alcoholic. Neither is true!!

I have not even been out to eat with a man since he left. This has hurt me more than anything, to know he is trashing me to make his self look like the innocent victim after what he has done to me.

I need all the suggestions you can give me. The hurt is over, it has finally sunk in what he has done to me. I want to make them both miserable. Please help me.
Traci

Revenge JokerHi
Traci,

The man has no excuse for the lies he put you through.
What I’d do is plan a sale of all his things, all the wedding items.
List everything.
Plan the sale for a specific date and do it.
And make sure all your co-workers and friends understand the reason for the sale, how this guy lied to you.

You may not regain some of them as friends, but a lot of them will see this lying bastard for who he really is.

And with the money earned from the sale, take yourself on a much needed holiday.

And after 7 years I know that you know what his biggest fears are. I want you to plan the tragic demise of his ego with care:
There will be a place and a time for you to strike. I like the idea of using SpoofCard to place a call to him from whatever his real fears are. Taxes, licensing, professional duties, whatever it might be.

Make the call, be the badass on the phone.

Just remember to use the ‘disguise your voice’ option and to record the call. I’d love to hear a copy of it.
Best wishes,
RG



Dear
Revenge Guy

My best friend of 11 yrs just cheated on me with my boyfriend of 7 yrs!

In anger I told her family what she had done which she begged me not to do because they would be disgusted with her and they were.

I then waited a week for things to cool down. I rang her because I
needed her to tell me why she did it and say sorry but to my surprise she went off at me and said I was basically the worst thing in the world for telling her family and that she never wanted to speak to me again and told me to get over it! Then she hung up.

Well I was devastated. I was considering to forgive her if she had
she said sorry and explained why she did it with my boyfriend but after that she can go jump!

I need a way to show her she hurt me and that she is in the wrong not me I’m really pissed with her for wrecking my life and not being sorry for it. I want to make her pay! Can you help please?
Distraught

Revenge JokerHi
Distraught,

I’m sure she knows she hurt you. But why keep in contact with her anymore? Don’t let revenge be a way to hold on to hating her. Revenge is a cleansing experience. But don’t let her off scot-free either!

Get a t-shirt made that says “Cheating Slut” on it and send it to her. Make a few more with "Cheating Slut" and her name on them and send them to her family.

And sell everything your boyfriend his to pay for a nice long singles vacation for yourself. It takes two to cheat so I wouldn’t be too quick to forgive him either!
Best wishes,
RG


Dear
Revenge Guy,

I have been taken big time by a guy who claimed to be a friend, lover, future mate, mortgage broker. And he was living with someone and only played up to me because he could talk me into buying a condo and collecting a $16,000 fee which he told me he would give back to me and of course didn’t. In actuality, he is living with someone and told her I was a client, meanwhile he was sleeping with me, and making all these promises and I was gullible enough to believe it.

Since then I contacted his girl friend, posted a website, registered him with the cheaters websites, ordered I don’t know how many magazines, arranged for a republican party at his office, jammed his telephone, with his social security number ordered a credit report and contacted all his creditors to let them know his updated telephone numbers and addresses which caused him to lose his internet connection, posted warnings on all the dating sites, got him kicked off the dating sites, ordered repair persons to his (his girlfriend’s) house, also pizza to his house and office, make reservations at various restaurants, order estimates for various house repairs, many many magazine subscriptions, ordered condoms and tampax and catalogs to house and office. I plan to post his house for rent in various laundromats, send dead roses, place some ads in the classifieds.

I really don’t like this s.o.b. and want more. But it has to be kind of legal. PLEASE send more suggestions. I want to make his life a living hell for a few years. His girlfriend is too dumb to throw him out, even though he’s been screwing everything that holds still enough, which unfortunately includes me. But she even told me that there were credit card charges for brunches and so on on HER credit card, which they obviously share.
Thanks,
Having fun!

Revenge JokerHi
Having fun,

I think you’ve handled everything marvelously.
The only thing I would add is a letter from a lawyer stating he is being sued and brought up on charges of ‘rape by false promise’ by enticing you to use him as an agent and him having sex with you under false pretenses.

Heck, maybe even a real lawyer would be interested in this case.
Or at least a TV judge.

Best wishes,
RG



Dear Revenge Guy,

I LOVE your website and creative (and legal) ideas on retaliation. I have always taken the high road (turned the other cheek) when I have been wronged. Not anymore. I have never gone for revenge before but I AM READY now and need your creative input.

I met "Micah" (not his real name) on a dating website. We met and were immediately hooked on each other. Micah and I shared hours and hours emailing and talking on the phone feeling a closer bond than ever. His career was very demanding, so we only got to spend 3-4 hours together every 10 days or so.

He told me he had been divorced for over 15 years and was a ‘loner.’ I became suspicious of his honesty when he always had excuses for (a) not meeting my family; (b) not introducing me to his friends/family; (c) never had his driver’s license or biz cards with him when I would ask to see them; (d) wasn’t listed in the general directory of employees at the very major O&G company where he ‘allegedly’ worked.

He had made the comment once that his work was his ‘wife’ and I was his ‘mistress.’ I didn’t want to play the ‘mistress’ role anymore, so after several months together, I ended it. Today, I discovered that he is married, and has been for some time. The bastard sucked me into an affair, KNOWING I was seeking a long-term relationship and knowing how I felt about seeing married men. He, not only lied about his marital status, he lied about his last name (I found his ACCURATE last name today, too, when I discovered he had a wife). Now, I know his name, his address to his new home, his place of employment, his cell phone number (work-related one), his AOL email address, and his wife’s name.

RG, I was cheated on in my marriage of 20 years (which ended 5 years ago). Two different women were kind enough to call me at work and tell me that they had seen my husband with this particular woman in public, behaving inappropriately. BOTH of these kind women said they didn’t know me, but knew that if their husband was cheating on them, they would hope someone would tell them and that is why they called. I will always be grateful to those kind women.

I have made it clear that I will have no part in associating with cheating husbands because I believe in honoring other women’s marriages. I feel compelled to contact Micah’s wife and give her hard copy evidence of all the emails we shared (I kept all of them) – some of which are in graphic pornographic detail.

If she doesn’t already know she is married to a lying, cheating, bottom-feeder, she should and I will sleep better at night knowing she can make an informed decision in whether or not to continue her alliance with him. I don’t think there are young children, but WHO KNOWS? So, I don’t want to retaliate in any fashion that will cause emotional hurt to any young children. I just want to make sure she knows of this AND I want him to be so negatively impacted that he will think twice before he pretends to be unattached and seeking a long-term relationship again. Any suggestions?
Thanx,
A-Woman-Scorned

Revenge JokerDear
A Woman Scorned,

I think that revealing what has transpired between you and “Micah” to his wife is the best move.

Whatever lies “Micah” has been using to deceive his wife should be brought into the open.

He is the one responsible for how negatively impacted his kids will be, if there are any. Who knows, maybe they already are aware, in some way, about their philandering father. This is not your fault.

Move forward, clear your conscious and bring all this to the light. Spare his wife any more deception.

Make the right move.
Best wishes,
RG

Custody Fights


The Revenge Guy
Custody
Battles And
The Revenge Guy: Watch Out!

RG understands that, after a breakup or divorce, custody arrangements can turn nasty.

And the poor kids get beat on emotionally because of the one-sided bitterness. Although the real resolutions are in family court, there are ways that RG can help to make your life a little easier.

Dear
Revenge Guy,

Here’s the story:
My boyfriend of 2 1/2 years has a crazy ex, let’s call her Cindy. She is also the mother of his 10 year old child, Matt.

Cindy has refused to let us have Matt on numerous occasions, by telling the police that my boyfriend sells drugs, hits her, so on and so forth.

At one point last fall, after not seeing Matt for over 6 months, Cindy finally shows up at the designated meeting spot (they have to meet in public to exchange the child because my boyfriend is so unpredictable and violent, according to her) only to have two police cars follow in behind her. They arrest my boyfriend for driving on a suspended license because of an unpaid ticket. This is all in front of Matt who is crying and sobbing. My boyfriend had to perform 20 hours of community service and pay $150 fine. The community service hours had to be performed at a certain time, which happened to be on our anniversary.

Now, today, Cindy is again threatening to send the police to our house because my boyfriend is ‘threatening’ her by not driving 2 hours one way to drop Matt back off, because she doesn’t ‘feel’ like driving anywhere.

She bad mouths my boyfriend in front of Matt, told Matt that I was nothing but a white trash whore (yes used those words). She makes our lives hell, even though she is remarried and had another child (oh yeah, I forgot, my boyfriend also made her have a miscarriage because he yelled at her over the phone, he ‘killed’ matt’s baby brother or sister, more lies as told by Cindy).

I need to find a way to punish this woman for all the pain she has caused my boyfriend and the damage she had done to her son. Her husband is a CIA agent, so I have to be careful. But please if you have any ideas I would extremely grateful.
Beaten On

Revenge JokerHi
Beaton On,

It’s time to detail all the events, journal everything with dates, times and events; have your boyfriend fly straight; and call a lawyer. Revenge here isn’t the answer, retribution through the legal system is.

It’s time also to get the custody agreement reworked, I think. This is where you need the lawyer and the journal of events. Personally, I’d be spending a ton of money on recording equipment to get all these lies on tape and present them to the judge at the next court appearance.

Because of the ongoing harassment maybe it’s time to curtail the visits with Matt because having the child in the midst of this isn’t fair to him.
Let Matt know that there will be no more visits because of his mother’s behavior. Matt is old enough to understand why his parents are in different families, why he can only see his dad occasionally and why there is a judge that your boyfriend and Matt’s mother needs to see sometimes.

Maybe the point will be made.

Cindy does sound beyond crazy to the point of abusiveness and violence.
Her husband being a CIA agent is likely a lie. Agents don’t talk about their employment.

Maybe start sending her husband some flowers from "A Special Valentine" to her home. And I’d post up some room for rent signs for her home just to keep her busy as well.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


 Hello RG,
My boyfriend is in the midst of getting a divorce. He and his soon-to-be ex-wife have a 4 month old baby girl that he would give the whole world for.

She has turned nasty ugly from the first day they established divorce papers and doesn't seem to be slowing down. The only "custody" he has right now is temporary and its only 6 hours a week. He drives a total of an hour to see his baby and the entire time he is there, Cruella Devile gives him a hard time therefore, he doesn't enjoy his time like he would like too.

She is threatening insurance fraud and jail time, and gave him two weeks to come up with $1000 dollars for medical charges that we never received confirmation of.

She is also demanding he pay for ALL of her attorney fees and anything else she can think of.

She is a nurse and makes plenty of money to keep her happy. We on the other hand, are barely scrapping by after child support is paid. She KNOWS we don't have the money to pay her, and she said her goal was for him to live on the streets.

Today, he had to give up his rights to his daughter in hopes that Cruella would stop pushing. The final hearing was set for the 29th of this month and we were thrilled! Now, in attempts to hurt him more, she has pushed it back another two months, which puts off his custody rights. His entire family is mortified and devastated. Please help me in getting legal revenge
The helpless girlfriend

Revenge JokerHi
Helpless GF,

After I fired off my snarky remark to you it came to me: just how naive you really are.

Your boyfriend's wife just had a baby and you're wondering why she's so mean and resentful? 13 months ago, maybe 14, he was sleeping with her in a possibly happy marriage.

Just when did your affair start?

And how long do you think it'll last?

You've tied yourself to this train for at least the next 18 years, or maybe the rest of your life.

You're not just dating this guy, you're dating his baby and his wife (soon-to-be-ex-wife?) and her whole family.

She JUST had his baby and now the father is shacking up with you? His family must be very supporting for him to dump his wife and find a replacement so soon after.

I'm not going to ask what caused the break-up, I really don't care.

But the simple fact that you want revenge on the wife shows me that you have NO IDEA what you've got yourself into.

Think about this: he has a daughter, he has obligations for the next 18 years to make sure, financially and emotionally, that the daughter is well cared for.

Now, what that really means is that the wife will know everything about your relationship with him.

She will know how much money you have, she will know when you go on vacations and where, she will have a lawyer checking every time this guy shits just in case a dollar slips out that she needs to get her hands on.

Are you really, truly, ready for this type of life?

Revenge is the last thing you should be thinking of. You (maybe) will soon have a step-daughter. YOUR obligations will grow beyond this ass you're with. The wife will have power over everything, despite whatever custody is decided by the courts.

And still, he needs a better lawyer.
The Revenge Guy

Revenge Request Denied

The Revenge Guy

People,
You know that I give great, honest advice for people to correct how they've been wronged in their life. But unknown until now, I do reject a lot of revenge requests. Some are just from kids, hurting because a friend turned on them. Hey, that's life, all a part of growing up, like a skinned knee. Kids, talk to your parents, or an older sibling or a teacher. That's my advice for you.
Then there are the truly weird. They've been bad and want help to be badder. Sorry, it's really not going to happen. Not from this Revenge Guy, anyways.
And as a special treat for you, my faithful reader and fan, are a sampling of the "Revenge Request Denied" letters.

People,
You know that I give great, honest advice for people to correct how they’ve been wronged in their life. But unknown until now, I do reject a lot of revenge requests. Some are just from kids, hurting because a friend turned on them. Hey, that’s life, all a part of growing up, like a skinned knee. Kids, talk to your parents, or an older sibling or a teacher. That’s my advice for you.

Then there are the truly weird. They’ve been bad and want help to be badder. Sorry, it’s really not going to happen. Not from this Revenge Guy, anyways.

And as a special treat for you, my faithful reader and fan, are a sampling of the "Revenge Request Denied" letters.


Whiner, Whiner, Pants on Fire!

Hi Revenge Guy,
Okay, so here's a little background on how everything started.

My little sister took my older sister's car without her permission one day, along wit three of her friends and got into a really bad car accident where she needed intensive medical care. then there was the whole issue of her super expensive medical bills (he was helicopter to the nearest hospital) and the issue of the car she crashed into. (she crossed the center divider into on coming traffic; the victim suffered a broken hip. my little sister was in the hospital for a month or so).

And during that time, me and my other siblings took care of her and my parents along with house.

Her stupid accident caused the family to rip apart.

My sister buys a house for my parents and moves out because she was constantly being disrespected by my little sister and little brother.

My little sister came to "rule" the entire house. She got everything her way, and me and my other older sister were always the ones to blame.

Numerous times she had taken my pricey cosmetics, made holes in my clothes and stole my jewelry and whenever I confront her, she attacks me, physically. (by the way, she's my little sister but she's twice my size).

When I tell my parents about the abuse and the arguments, they blame me for starting things with her.

My father told me and my older sister to move out the house because we stood up to him about what my little sister and brother have been doing. we constantly get yelled at and disrespected. I don't know what else to do anymore. please help! I'm desperate!
thank you,
J—–

Revenge JokerHi
J—–,

I have no idea if you're 12 or 22 but enough is enough, really.
Your little sister steals your stuff? Get a lockbox and lock up the stuff you want to keep for yourself.

Your sister physically attacks you? Take pictures of the bruises, broken bones, whatever and call the police.

And maybe stop buying pricy makeup and move your ass out of the house! If it's so bad, why stay? Have you no other place to go?

Isn't there some guy that wants to shack up with you?

Seriously, what do you expect me to advise you to do?

Lockup your good makeup and put some dollar store crap in it's place and let her wear that.

Car accident aside, you've got some serious thinking to do about your place in that house.

If you're closer to 22 than 12, move out… you're older sister will take you in, if you really aren't the little bitch that you seem to be in your email.

If you're closer to 12 than 22, welcome to life, suck it in and stand up for yourself, no one else will.
I hope this moves your ass along,
RG


Hey R.G,

NOTE: I live with my uncle.

So long story short, I have an uncle who believes that I have stolen his SUV (Mercedes), during the time it was stolen I was at my girlfriends house which is very far away from my house.

It was when I received a phone call from my dad saying that it was stolen, I was completely shocked of the news. The next day I asked him if he needed help looking for his car of course but he wouldn't let me help, everyday I would ask about the car.

A week after his car was stolen they found his car parked not so far from my house only about 5 miles from my house. Rumors started spreading from an uncle of mine who lives 6 miles from me, he stated that I have stolen the car because there was a jacket and a computer in the stolen vehicle which meant that a young person was driving it (yes I know how ridiculous that sounds).

Apparently the uncle that is living with me now already thought that I have stolen it, since there was two laptops(owned by me) in the house that was not stolen if in fact someone broke into the house and have stolen his car they would have taken the laptop too.

Note that he doesn't say anything to me but tells my mother that he KNOWS I stole the car, she is already in a stressed position because of my father cheating on her.

He tells her that she has raised a very out of control son, and that I have stolen his car and gave it to my friends for them to drive it around, adding that my mother spoils me, and that I'm a raging drug addict, making up stories that I smoke heroine.

5 reasons why I couldn't have stolen his car:

1. I couldn't have stolen his car because I was away

2. he's my uncle why would I steal his car when I have my own car to drive

3. if he knew me well he would know that my personality says otherwise that I would never do anything of that sort.

4. No fingerprints were found that were mine

5. I LIVE with him who would be that stupid to steal a car when I live with the person.

In my defense my mother tells him that she raised me since I was a baby and she knows I wouldn't do such a thing, and his response was that HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

I also have talked to him saying that I didn't steal it and people are just blaming me without evidence, he acted like he understood but afterwards started to tell my mother more stories. On top of all that I have cancer so as If I don't have enough stress! Since he pays rent at my house and I need the money how can I get back at him without knowing it was me. I need this revenge ..

Hi,
Kick him out and get a roommate the respects you.

Geesh. Do I have nothing better to do?
RG


Dear RG,
ok i need some tips here revenge guy and i need you to really help
so, theres this guy that i know named josh. josh has always tried to ruin my relationships and my friendships in order to "get me" as i can tell. the thing is he and my ex friend are starting to date. now he is one of those cheating types that is gunna use her, so in all reality this will be doing her a favor. how do i lead him on enough so the girl gets tired of his shit and leaves his ass at the curb? now please dont not give me advice, and i dont need my parents help, i am twenty. thank you!

Hi,
If you're 20, why the drama?
 No advice, no revenge.
 
Act your age.
 RG


Dear Revenge guy
my family and i are getting really pissed off, our neighbors are becoming such hassles, well one day my brother his friend my friend and my neighbors kid were hanging out side like we always (use) to do , but this one day we were chilling out there and my brother and his friend were playing around making fun of neighbor kid and he told the neighbor kid to get his B.B gun and started calling him a fun sucker because he wouldn’t ( i admit my brother went a little over board with this but he just kept tormenting this kid well her went home and about half an hour later neighbor kids dad came over and started swearing like hell calling my brother an asshole and that he doesn’t want his daughter over here ever again well my parents were sleeping and they did know anything happened until the mom of the neighbor kid called my dad and told him what happened and asked if he could get my brother to stop texting him and my brother hasn’t texted him since last night and well ever since that everything went wrong.

first we weren’t allowed to have fires the neighbors called the fire department and the fire department told us that we are never allowed to have a fire ever again ( now we have nothing to do at night so we watch t.v and play video games ) well sure shit the next morning around noon a city car comes to the house and says that we have a complaint on us ( my brother his friend and my friend we have nothing to do in the afternoon so we took these pimped out lawn mowers and went mudd bogging and) well we got a complaint that people were getting mad about the noise so we weren’t allowed to ride the lawn mowers anymore which was "bull".

well just today actually we got a letter in the mail that said our motor home is not allowed to be there anymore(we own a motor home it have been in the same place forever we normally go camping in the summer but in the winter we just leave it) well we got a note that said it must be gone be november 5 well that just flipped my lid who the "f" has the right to move our trailer it wasn’t bugging anyone it was just a wall between the freaking neighbors and us ( which was awesome) yeah so now my family and i want to get revenge any ideas ????
thanks
fed up with my neighbor

Your family wants revenge, or YOU just want someone else to blame?
Time to grow up dearie, actions have consequences and it sounds to me that you are just learning this.
Good luck in life, you’ll need it!
RG


Dear Revenge Guy,
I have a story to tell. I am eighteen years old, female, and I was living by myself in my stepdads old apartment when I met a young man in the park one day. He was hot and I was horny and so I took him back to the apartment for some fun*. We did it to Nirvana. He, however did not feel content with just a fling and asked to be my boyfriend. I was kind and generous at the time and told him that he could stay with me. We went to get his things at the shelter he was living at and brought them to "my" apartment.

Well, my mother and step father found out that I had someone else living there and proceeded to move all my stuff to their garage and confront us that night. In the time I had spent with him I had grown quite attached so I took what money I had and vacated. We bought a tent, and began to live the homeless life. It was hard, and every day was a struggle, but I was willing to suffer… for him.

Many weeks passed and winter was coming. We had very few blankets. He often spoke of his home, New Orleans and how he and a friend had a house down there. He also said that if we could raise enough for one bus ticket, his uncle would provide the rest. I was ill with bronchitis, and very cold most of the time, so warm New Orleans sounded good to me. I had to quit my job because I no longer had the means to get there. (Plus I was sick of being their bitch) so I went to pick up my last check and so have enough money to get one of us down there, as he said his uncle would provide the rest. I handed him the money, and he told me to go back to camp and pack our belongings. Then, he said, to meet him at the local bus station at 1:30 in the morning. He would meet me there. Then he pecked my lips and went on his way. I went and sat on a duffel bag full of our things and waited. 1:30 came and went…then 2:30….finally at 3 AM I hauled all our stuff over to the Greyhound station. It was closed. There wasn’t a soul in sight. Unwilling to believe that he’d betray me in such a way, I ran to look at the schedule. A bus headed for Dallas left at 1:25 am. He’d left me. Left me to be robbed or killed or raped. Without a second glance.

Surely this treachery deserves the deepest revenge? What could I do to him that would make up for what he took from me? I’m not talking about the piddly 160 dollars. How can I take his ability to love and trust and destroy it in one sitting? How?

Hi,
The destruction of a promising life comes in many guises.
You met the devil and welcomed him in.
You’re lucky all he did was steal your money and screw you a few times… then screw you over.
Get a check up for STD’s, talk to your parents about the error of your ways and ask for forgiveness.

You still have a chance at a good life, don’t ruin it by making the mistake you made have a more tragic ending.
He’s gone, isn’t that justice enough?

Good luck!
RG


Dear Revenge Guy,
My friend, lets call her grace, recently started going out with this guy, lets call him fatty. Well anyway fatty and grace were going great and my friends and I had no problem with him except they were all over each other all the time and this made us a little uncomfortable, but fatty took this uncomfortableness as us not liking him and that we were b*tching about him. He turned grace completely against us and started b*tching about us to grace now she’s started b*tching about us too and she is believing people she barely knows over us her friends of 13 years one of those people she believes over us lets call her Mary has further worsened the situation by spreading lies about us b*tching about grace and fatty but no one believes she could lie because she’s the sweetest nicest girl ever but deep down she evil. We know that she’s doing it because her old best friend, mike stopped hanging out with her and started hanging out with us and she hates the fact he prefers us to her.

The thing is now we found out that fatty has done this to other girls and he’s bad news, grace won’t believe us and we know it’s going to end in tears, we’ll be there for her when she needs us but we want to make fatty pay for what he’s done to us turning grace against us, i also want to show everyone that mary is a two faced little bitch, i badly need your help
Thanks
S. Pissed off

Hi S. Pissed Off,
Nope.

Let them ruin their own lives and you live yours.

Seriously, you have a mothering complex or something?
Geesh, join the SPCA and rescue kittens, leave these selfish complaining untrustworthy people to their own fate.

I wouldn’t give a fart in the wind to affect their lives one way or the other.

This isn’t what you wanted to hear, but seriously, is your social circle so tight that people can’t come and go?

Worry about hunger and AIDS in Africa, but your energy to some good use.
RG


dear revenge guy,
i’ve broken up with my ex bf for awhile now and i’m starting to get over him. he did some pretty bad stuff to me and i’ve decided to block him out of my life. but out of the blue a week ago, he send me a msg telling me that he’s never forgotten about me and i’ll always be special to him. the thing is, he has a new gf already and i was shocked that he would still say that to me. so when i told his new gf when he said, she flipped out me and told me i was a liar and just trying to break them up. now i’m the bad guy in all of this. and the worst part is, his new gf is spreading rumours about me to her friends that i’m obsessed with my ex and has no life but to try to be in his! i need help on how to shut her mouth up ’cause being nice isn’t going to cut it anymore.
loves from lost girl

You’re right, they’re right, who cares?
Just ignore both of them, don’t make a big drama out of it.
Really, I don’t get involved in this type of petty quarrel.
RG


Hi revenge guy!
I am SOOOOOOO FREAKIN mad at my best friend! As we were walking toward this guys bus, he said So I hear you like me. What the hell am I supposed to do????!?!?!?! I know you said not to send you ones like this, but I really need your help! I NEED PAYBACK!
Jennifer
You scared the cheese out of me!

You’re right, I don’t reply to this stuff.
Grow up.
You’re not that special.
RG


Dear revenge guy,
For most of my life my father has not been a part of my life. When my mother and father got divorced he pretty much dropped out of my life no matter how much my mom tried to get him involved with my life. needless to say that never happened and its hurt me more than any physical pain could. Once around when I was 16 he called and asked for forgiveness and to be let into my life. I agreed, then i haven’t heard from him…until last night. I want him to feel how i feel. Any help would be loved.
Sincerely<
Neglected son

Hi,
This isn’t a revenge question you’ve posed.
You need to be able to open up to your dad and let him know how you feel, and how you’ve felt, all these years. Your emotion, if true, will strike him deeply.
His neglect and the rejection you feel is likely caused by things outside of your control and maybe even your dad’s.
It’s time to come to terms with the way life is and move forward, not living in the hurtful past. But do confront him and talk to him.
Best wishes,
RG


hi my name is XXXX, and ive been living with my boyfriend for 7 months now, we’ve been together for 9. at first everything was fine. i liked his sister HHH, we used to go hang out at her house all the time. then one day everything changed. she moved in. now the problem is, my boyfriend and i are tight on money right now so we are living with his mom. well HHH had a fight with her bf and they broke up, so she moved in too. i didnt like it from the begining but i tried to handle it and understand that she’s had some misfortane lately and she had no were else to go, so she turned to family of corse.
with in hours of her settling in she changed completely. my boyfriends mom has never been a clean person from what i can see, and she has always expected me to be the maid of the house, which i refuse to do. so now HHH looks at me and my boyfriend as slobs. so now she cleans up after her mom. long story short, HHH has changed the entire house.
she rearanged things and has put limitations on us. for instance, the big bowls im not allowed to use for cereal anymore. everything in the fridge that we dont buy our selves is now off limits, if we dont do our dishes right away she decides the next morning to blast music at 6 am. she uses all the hot water everyday. its to the point in which ive gotten 1 shower every 4 days. everytime i do laundry something ends up missing. she takes my clothes and claims they belong to her. so ive put my initials on everything i own. she tried pushing me down the stairs today because i didnt fold the towels she washed. now she says i cant use them at all. which is lame, but at the same time everytime i wash towels they go missing too. also she keeps removing my sons things from the living room and the bathroom, she says they dont belong there. my son is only with me 50 percent of the time, other wize hes with his dad. but that doesnt mean i have to box up everything that belongs to him when hes not here. but she seems to think so. shes been told to leave his things alone but she just ignores us and does it anyway. she has even gone as far as throwing my sons car seat down the stairs!! she keeps locking my cat in the laundry room where she meows constantly. and she ties up the phone line and has her friends come over and she talks about me and my boyfriend to all her friends so everytime i come in the room i get dirty looks. its rediculous. my boyfriends mom has given HHH permission to control the house hold. so i cant do anything as far as telling her off or fighting with her over these things. my boyfriend and i stopped paying rent so that we can save money to move out.
so far all ive done to get her back is take back what clothes i can find in her room when shes not home, ive stuck her tooth brush in my urine, and i put nair in her conditioner. other than that i have nothing. please i need more ideas, she has done so many things to me i want to get her back!!
thank you!
pissed off kitten

Sorry Kitten,
There is no revenge needed here. You have a child from one guy, living with another guy in his mother’s house?
Life has it’s tough brakes but I think that your boyfriend’s sister, although a little overboard, is trying to assert some authority and rules where there never were any before.
The four of you have to have a mature, adult discussion over how things should be and whose rules they are all to follow.
And you need to seek work, since you only have your baby half the time or another place to live so you can stop being a leach and take the responsibility for your life that an adult does.
RG


Hey Revengeguy….
I used to be an employee at an electronics store until I quit three weeks ago (college) but
I took my car into the car stereo install dept to have some speakers put in at 10am when they opened. I even made an appt 5 days prior. When I came in my appt block was scribbled out. These guys were under the impression that I am still an employee and I can still use my discount, which by the way will give me a 50% off, for the installation. I got a call around 6pm that they couldn’t get to my car and it wasn’t done. They said other customers came first. Someone is out to get me.
I want to get these guys good for shoving me to the side and not hooking a fellow employee, well former employee, up. I’m still trying to use my employee number which hasn’t been cut off yet. I don’t want to complain to the managerial staff because they’ll make sure it’s cut off. Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks,

No.
You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
Grow up.
RG


ok i need help here, theres these two girls at school, horrible people… myself and them are all sophmors this year, if that helps any i could use some help here, heres my motive:

last year this girl named XXXXX nagged me to let her jump in front of me in line, (kid stuff) well since she was a total bitch to me all day i just said "no" and she did so anyways after telling her to move she slapped me across the face ((HARD)) for no reason whatsoever and because im a guy, and that makes me more intimidating i spent a week sitting in detention…im pissed

one of my friends got into a fight when a guy hit my friends sister in the face with a basketball, and later sucker punched my friend, my father works as the custodian at my high school and stepped in to break up the fight, (my friend was losing bad) (fights like a girl) and the other guy hit my dad, so naturally i stepped in , while stepping in, i accidentally bumbed this girl pushing threw the crowd, and when it was done, and over with she screamed, cussed, and threw books at me because i nudged her

im a nice, guy, and i dont think i deserved that treatment, the other girl is also a major bitch, and has just always rubbed me the wrong way. i got no problem, taking her down with the other, or anyone else for that matter normally im pretty crafty, but im sure you’ve got more experience than me, so im counting on you

Revenge JokerNo.

Life gets harder, get used to it.

RG

(You may think this a little harsh, but seriously, what is this kid, 15, 16? Geesh, stop the pushing and shoving, get over it. No wonder they say girls mature earlier than boys. Geesh!)


Here’s a great example of the petty, mind-numbing itdiots that I don’t bother give revenge advice to. Geesh people, grow up, get a life before you try to decide that yours is ruined and you want to get someone back!

HI I REALLY NEED SOME HELP THERES THIS GIRL I HATE SHES GOT HEAPS OF FRIENDS I ONLY HAVE 3 NOW I NEED A SIMPLE YET REALLY GOOD REVENGE IDEA PLEASE HELP
CAN YOU REPLY AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS THANKS SO MUCH PLEASE MAKE SURE ITS SIMPLE I JUST WANNA SHOW NOT TO MESS WITH ME
THANKS
FROM EMMA

Revenge JokerHi
Emma,
No.
You haven’t given me a reason for you to need revenge other than the fact she has more friends than you do.

That’s immature and petty.

Talk to your parents.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


What’s good, Revenge Guy?
I got this girl who I’ve been with for the better part of six years, save for a couple of periods where her and I had broken up and dated other people. One such period was last summer, when she began to date an unsavory (Spanish for "drug dealer") character. All the while, we’re still sleeping together, she’s stealing from him to give to me, lying to him, you know, the whole nine. One unfortunate night while out with the fellas, I get a call from her, saying they had had an altercation and he had beat her up pretty bad.

Now I’d be a liar if I didn’t admit that the feelings were still there, so I did what any man in love would….I immediately dropped everything and came to her aid and even offered to go tune his ass up a bit, which was already on my plate because this prick had ruined a pretty decent night of ho-hopping. Of course, she refused to let me go visit the young man, telling me he’d shoot up her car if he saw it. THEN, the asshole calls her phone, berating her and laughing at her!! I’m ready to throw this kid a necktie party at this point, but just as sure as the sun rises, the punk goes into hiding. This would be a good time to point out, that in her anger, she gave me his address, plus his life is public record (more on this in a sec).

So in the days and weeks afterward, her and I grew closer and eventually became a couple again. Honestly, the love was pretty much gone, and it became a convenience thing for me. This, however, did not stop us from moving in together. BIG MISTAKE.

Fast forward to earlier this year. The house phone rings, and it’s
him. FROM PRISON. A couple things before I continue. First, she lived at home with her parents before we moved in, so he had written her at her parents’ (which I found out about a week or so), and she had not only not told me, but had responded and GIVEN HIM THE PHONE NUMBER TO MY MUTHAF$#@%N HOUSE! WHERE WE LIVED TOGETHER!!!!! Hold on, my head is about to explode.

Better now. Second thing. Since he is a convicted felon and presently on an "iron vacation", anyone with Internet access is able to pull up his record (records in this case, this kid is a real scumbag). So I did some research and found out that he’s in a state prison a couple hundred miles out of the city, and get this–he’s not eligible for parole until Valentine’s Day 2008!

Back to the initial phone call, though. So I confront her about him calling MY
MUTHAF%*&!N HOUSE, to which she replies, and I quote, "I feel sorry for him….if it were reversed, I’d talk to you!" So against my every wish, she continues to talk to him and even began writing him. When he calls (present tense), she runs into the bedroom and closes the door. This no-good heifer even took to writing him, which I found out because she was bold enough to leave a letter on the couch in plain view!

So about two weeks ago, I found a credit card receipt from a gas station in a suburb of the city I live in. I didn’t pay it any mind until I realized that it was on a day that she had told me she would be in church all day with her parents (her dad is a reverend). So my inner P.I. came out and I Mapquested (indulge me) the PRISON HE WAS IN, and found out that this gas station in about 25 miles away from there. I confronted her about it, she tried to feed me some bulls$%t that I didn’t even pay attention to, let alone remember now.

Until last night. We got into an argument and about berating her for
some time, she got pissed off and admitted she had in fact, visited him in jail.

Now I have been sleeping with other women since we reconciled (sh!t don’t stop. ever), and it’s nothing to go and do that. I think this deserves something unforgettable. Something that will leave a mark. I still live with her, and have access to a wealth of info (bank cards/passwords, etc.), her clothing, her car, her parents’ church, I could go on all day, but you get it. I really want to serve her ass real proper like (or whatever these kids say these days). Give me something GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Revenge JokerDude,
Honestly, I think you’ve both got what you bargained for.

Revenge?
Goodness no, you need to have an honest life to need revenge. You have to have been wronged. You have just been treated as you treat her.
My only hope for you is that somehow, sooner or later, you straighten up before you have any kids.

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear RG,
I used to have this amazing best friend except she was the manipulative type that was actually mean and fake. I helped her become popular and then she started hitting on my boyfriend and caused us to break up on top of that she’s said horrible things to me. We’ve been friends off and on but this time it was a baddddddd fight, I kept my cool but I still want revenge. I like this boy John and she swore she wouldn’t tell she told everyone and now I’m humiliated especially since he has a girlfriend and I said I hated her! I cant stand this girl she is ruining my life. What do I do???
-Humiliated

Hey Revenge Guy,
My name is Jay, and I want to get revenge on a jerk who has caused me discomfort. I’m not usually the kind of person to do these kind of things, but now it’s gone too far. There’s this guy at my school, and we used to be friends, but then he turned on me, and started calling me names like fat, fag and others. I called him short one day and he got angry and tried to hit me, but I dodged it and he ran out of the room. I’d love to get revenge on this guy, because I really don’t like him anymore, and I want to teach him a lesson he’ll remember for life.
Thanks,
Jay

Revenge JokerHi to the both of you,
[Usually I don’t answer like this, but I get a lot of emails like this, from young teens]

The solution is:
Get the person that turned on you out of your life.
They have proven that they are not a true friend. Yet, in our desire to be liked, we forgive easily. Only to be betrayed time and time again. "Turn the other cheek"? Ha!
Stop being that person’s pawn.

Stop forgiving and move on with new friends. Don’t hang around and keep coming back for more abuse.

The only way (and really, it’s the only way) to straighten out friends that have turned on you is to leave them alone. Let them figure out on their own if there was any value to your own friendship. And if they don’t come back to you begging for forgiveness for treating you so horribly then you’re better off without them.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


Dear RG,
My husband is a jerk. He keeps promising me he will stop being selfish and rude to me. I am ready to leave. I moved back in with him after he promised to stop his behavior. He started again the next day. I want him to change. He needs a swift kick in the ass. What should my strategy be? He lies to me, makes up excuses and worried only about himself. He is a child, not my husband!

Revenge JokerHi,
Seriously?
You want to save your marriage yet you ask The Revenge Guy for help?
Men don’t change.
A swift kick in the ass is calling a divorce lawyer.
Save yourself. If he won’t change, finds someone that you’ll be better off with.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy


[Special note from RG: The next letter may seem particularly harsh in my reply. I don’t fix broken hearts. I don’t like dealing with kids that are having sex and then emailing a stranger for advice when things go wrong, events that are far beyond their own experience and maturity. Some things are better left to parents to deal with. Simple enough, eh?]


Dear Revenge Guy,

I really need your help on this one i can’t think of the perfect way to get them back. here’s my sad story…
i have been hanging out with this girl for months now and i started liking her more everyday. and it got to the point where i gave her my virginity and we had sex like every night. it was amazing and i fell in love with her. i thought it was time for her to meet my best friend. i introduced them and then 2 nights later me my best friend and the girl i loved slept over my house. it ended up that they did stuff in my own bed when i fell asleep and then it just was all downhill from there. now they have sex everyday when they camp out at a spot that me and her used to camp out. They broke my heart and now it’s REVENGE TIME., i need a good plan. I really think i should do somthing to them when they are camping in the bush out in the middle of nowhere. they camp near a big hill and i know the whole area really good. please help me out. my x bestfriend betrayed me and it’s time to get payback.
Thanks for your help
A Guy

Revenge Joker

Hi A Guy,
No.

Talk to your parents about this.

You’re easy and she’s a slut.
You want revenge?
You need to realize that life is full of crap and you’re not to step in it.
You stepped in it.

You want revenge?
Go to where they "do it" and take pictures.
Give them to her parents, post them on MySpace, I don’t care.
This isn’t what I’m about. You fell in it.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy



Dear Revenge Guy,

Hey there! My name is Dan and I desperately need help getting over on a girl that is lying about me and making my life miserable.

This past fourth of July I was celebrating at my girlfriend’s house with her white trash cousin and her white trash boyfriend. Some how he and I ended up arguing, I left the party with my girlfriend and that was the end, or so I thought. The next day she’s claiming that I assaulted her and that her boyfriend beat me up and my girlfriend’s family believes her!

None of what she is saying is true, and I find myself fighting tooth and nail to make my girlfriend’s parents believe I’m not a woman beater. I want to get her back and make her hate her life and wish she was never born! I don’t want to get arrested and I am a poor student so I couldn’t afford an extravagant prank. What can I do? I need help!

To give you insight into what kind of girl she is to better help your assessment of what to do; she is white trash, ugly, with an ugly white wannabe-be gangsta boyfriend, who is dumb and creates drama for attention in her family because she is a waste and most of the others are successful. I’d really like to embarrass, and expose her her to as many people as possible!!!
Thank you,
Dan

Revenge Joker

Hi Dan,
Sometimes you have to man up and live past the abuse of others.

You already know you’re better than her and her boyfriend, now is the time to prove it in your actions.

Revenge isn’t the answer here, it’s time to MAN UP dude!
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

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