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Neighbor Parking in Front of My House: Revenge Story

Neighbor Parking in Front of My House
My neighbor started parking on the street behind my car (like literally inches) for no apparent reason. My neighbor has a driveway (empty), and also lived 2 houses down the street. I don't have a driveway, so on street parking is a must for me.

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There are countless stories of neighbors not getting along because one neighbor is an asshole that parks in front of another neighbor’s house, for no reason whatsoever. 

I like this story because the revenge is unique and can be adjusted for anyone going through the same issue with their problem neighbor’s parking.

Story via Reddit.

This happened a few years ago.

My neighbor started parking on the street behind my car (like literally inches) for no apparent reason. My neighbor has a driveway (empty), and also lived 2 houses down the street. I don’t have a driveway, so on street parking is a must for me.

So, after a few weeks, I asked if it was necessary to park so close when there was literally no cars on the street for over a 1/4 mile. He said “No, but there’s no law against it” with a big shit eating grin on his face.

A few weeks pass by, and my car gets hit because someone thought there was enough room to clear as his truck blocked the view of my car entirely. I see this happen, but unfortunately can’t get a model or license plate number.

I find my neighbors email address (because I really didn’t feel like talking to him) and asked him again, if he could just park further down the road, closer to his house.

He replied “Nope. Suck on it”

Okay. I had lived here for quite a long time, and never had any issues with him or any other neighbor (I keep to myself, never make noise, don’t have any noisy pets or parties, etc).

His truck has his business name on it. Google it. Find out it’s his own business. Lots of yelp reviews, BBB rating, etc. All these links point to his website. I go to check his website – it doesn’t load up. I head over to whois and see that the domain isn’t registered.

I snag it.

Before I think of what to do with it, I google the owners name and find out he’s been convicted of murdering a child 20-ish years ago. I find a handful of links that details his story rather explicitly.

I copy/paste all those links into an email to him (a throw away account so he can’t just reply to me as I deleted it afterward).

Said something like “well, if you want to be a jerk for no reason, I just bought your business domain. Here’s all the links I plan on posting on it. I don’t have to list your business name because all of your business listings across the internet have this URL pointing to it. Keep parking like a jerk. Yes, it’s legal, but you are willfully doing this just to annoy me. I legally bought your domain, and can legally link these articles. Park behind me again, and I’ll launch it.”

Within an hour his truck was moved into his driveway.

He asked me for the domain, and I told him “when either you move, or I move, I’ll hand it over. Until then it’ll remain offline”.

Edit: only thing fake was the time frame. This happened last week, not a few years ago. He was originally charged with capital murder, but his lawyer convinced him of a plea deal for manslaughter because “they have way more than enough to convict you of capital murder”.

The Final Word

There are countless ways to get revenge on neighbors. Print posters, write a blog, prank calls, revenge on your neighbor is only limited by your evil creativity.

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