How to Deal with Your Neighbor From Hell

You can’t choose your neighbors but you don’t have to live according to their rules either. This is how you fight back!

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He Turned My Life Upside Down

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Dear Revenge GuyDear RG, 

I was swept off my feet by the most awesome guy. 

It was a time of transition already. His elderly parents decided to move to a new city, and I told him that I was willing to relocate. 

He told his parents that we were permanent and talked his dad into buying a larger house in order for all of us to have a nicer place and share the cost. We moved five months ago. There was a weird build up to the crisis. This man has been waging sadistic psychological warfare on my young son and I. 

The final straw was when he was yelling at me to belt-spank my son for a host of problems, all of which were false. He finally said that my child was only allowed “five fucking shits a week in the house. 

If he has to shit more, he has to go somewhere outside of the house.” NUTCASE Now, here is the complication. 

His parents are mortified that he has done this because they have come to love my son and I as family. They are letting us stay as long as we need, there is room, because we don’t have anyplace to go until I get my bearings. 

It has been one week since I told him that I can’t boink anyone I know enjoys humiliating me, my son or really anyone. I can’t do anything that would blow back on me OR hurt his family. *now, I AM exacting my own sneaky revenge and feel free to share this… he has nasty athlete’s foot and gave me a patch of ringworm where his foot touched my leg when we slept. 

We have to share the big closet and master bath (even though I’m out of his room) so… I shave over that patch with his razors and use his face scrubbies on the spot without rinsing. I’m hoping he gets a little crotch rot and face ringworm. 

This man turned my life upside down and put me in a situation where I am losing EVERYTHING: love, family, a safe home for my child, all to feed his sadistic need to cause emotional and psychological pain. 

Thanks for listening!

The Revenge GuyHi, 

To say that you’re in a terrible predicament would be a huge understatement. 

I’m glad that you are relatively safe and do have a roof rather than being forced onto the street with your son. Your crotch rot plan is great, I hope you don’t just end up exchanging the burning and itching. 

Causing this “man” (I use the term loosely) inconveniences are a good way to get the revenge ball rolling since it will seem he has only himself to blame. This is always a good plan of attack. 

I hope you do get your life in order, to protect yourself and your son from this person’s bad influences. Once you are safe you can continue your revenge by seeking to destroy what is likely a well-crafted personality outside of his home life, namely friends and workplaces. 

Carefully crafted health surveys to sent to his work and friends asking about illness and contagious disease, while implying him to be the cause, should start the breakdown of his life that you are seeking. 

Follow up with phone calls (using an appropriate phone service to mask your caller ID) will certainly solidify your plan and speed his downfall. Find out his secrets, his hidden fears, and use them as bargaining chips for your safe future. 

You need to be safe and protected from this man since I have no doubt that when you leave, or force him out of his parent’s house, he will wage jihad against you. 

Controlling men are basically scared little boys using threats and intimidation to maintain control and having things to hold over him is the best offense. 

Good luck! RG

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