Break-up Lines

The Revenge GuyThe
Revenge Guy Understands Break-ups

The Revenge Guy knows all about relationships. He knows that when you
put two people together there are bound to be ups and downs as the
relationship finds it's own level.

And any relationship will suffer, no matter how long the couple have
been serious, if one outgrows the other. When one person starts to love
themselves more than the other.

And when it's time to kick them to the curb, the Revenge Guy can
Need a little help with your revenge phone call? Here's a way to change
your voice, hide/change your display for CallerId and even record your

  • Breakup without being traced!
  • Anonymous phone calls – change your voice
  • Anonymous phone calls – change the Caller ID
  • Fun to use – record your call to enjoy over and over

Here are some break-up lines that you
can use when your relationship is ending and the other person just
doesn’t know it yet. No apologies necessary.

  • Dear XXX, I
    think that life is going to be much better soon. I’m flicking
    you away like a booger gets blown out of a cold sufferer’s nose.
    Goodbye forever.
  • Dear XXX, I’d
    like to meet you later and talk about our relationship, but I
    don’t care that much anymore so it doesn’t have to wait. Get
  • Dear XXX,
    Remember the romantic long drives we used to take into the
    country? Now I’d like you to take a long drive, into a different
  • Dear XXX, I
    thought we made a great combo but now I know that the only good
    combo comes with fries and a drink.

Have some ideas for more? use the comments below!

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