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to help you get even and regain your stature as an important person.

Hi Revenge guy! I need help and I can’t seem to find
one of your previous answers that fits my problem, so here goes…

My neighbor stole my house. That’s the short of it. The long version is
my neighbor that seemed nice enough for two years came by one night to
ask if I would be interested in selling him my house. He knew we were in
the middle of building a new one and would be moving eventually but my
house wasn’t on the market and I was actually considering renting it
out. After a couple days of negotiations, we agreed on a sum that was
about 10 grand less than I really wanted, but he was agreeing to let us
live there until our home was finished, which I made perfectly clear was
the only way I would sell it at all since I wasn’t going to move twice!
Well, he wanted to ‘rush’ the sell so he could have the paperwork done
before leaving the country for a month.
Our house was at least three months from being completed. He knew that.
No problem he said. Several times. Well, we went through with the sale
and nearly two months passed. It was a week before he was going to close
when he said he wanted a rental agreement and rent that was equal to HIS
mortgage (not my old one that was significantly lower). Hello! I was
supposed to be able to stay there for free, that’s why we went down 10
grand. Well, we got a rental agreement written up and gave it to him to
sign. In it, I agreed to pay my mortgage (since if I didn’t sell it to
him, i’d be paying it anyway) but no deposit because I’d never see it
again and my house was immaculate and there was no reason for it, and
clearly I didn’t trust him at this point. Well, he didn’t sign it. He
waited until the NIGHT before the close of escrow (he avoided me for two
days and wouldn’t answer the door or the phone) to tell me he wouldn’t
agree to that rental agreement. I said, fine, I’m not selling then!
Well, it was too late! The escrow funded from the midwest before offices
opened on the west coast. THe house was legally his. And we were in it.
With my two young kids and no rental agreement. He called the cops to
have us evicted. My kids cried. Alot. The cops heard my story and made
him take my monthly rent since we only needed to stay in the place for 3
more weeks. So. That’s the longwinded version. He stole my house. I
would’ve never sold it to him if he was going to trick me! DUH. So, he’s
there and it’s been 3 months. I can wait, but I want to get him good.
But not if it will get me thrown in jail or needing an attorney. I
could’ve sued him, but that would’ve cost more than the difference I
would’ve made in keeping the house. Forget the house. He made my kids
cry… give me something good, please!
Thank you so much.

Revenge JokerHi,
This guy really screwed you over, didn’t he.
I hate people that want to do you a favor, business or personal, then
have their hand out wanting all kinds of things in return.
This is what I’d do:
Write out a page-sized ad for "Home for rent" – put a cheap price on it,
put the address on it and put a date/time for an "open house" for people
to come and see the house they might be able to rent. Make sure the
"open house" is in the evening when he’ll be home. Put the signs
everywhere, supermarkets, laundrymats, corner stores, schools,
libraries. Everywhere. A nice cheap rent should attract a real ‘low
class’ of people, if you get my meaning. Schedule several open houses
over several weeks. He’ll have people coming to see the place all the
time. That’ll get him.

Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I am writing you in hopes that you may be able
to help me serve justice – legally – on someone who has hurt me me
emotionally and financially.

About one month ago, I was driving home
from work, approaching an intersection. I had no stop sign and was going
straight at a normal speed exactly as I was supposed to, when a car came
out from the street opposite the one I was traveling on and hit me very
hard on my left front driver’s side corner.

He had not only run a stop sign but was
attempting to go straight through an intersection which for him, was
designated a right-turn only. He caused my car to be un-drive-able,
though his car was drive-able.

When we exchanged information he seemed
like a nice guy, so I didn’t call the cops. Turns out though, when
things are said and done, that he gave me a fake, misspelled name, a
fake address, and for some reason, the correct phone number.

I did not find out about the fake address
until recently, as I was able to call him on the phone number. He said
his insurance would pay, but that’s the last I heard from him. Turns
out, he had no insurance at all and mine won’t cover it. It’s over
$5,000.00 in damage now, with the rental car.

At one point someone called me claiming to
be his mom, but when I tracked down his actual mom using the internet,
she said she had no idea what I was talking about.

I have tried to call over and over again
to no avail. I am looking him up to get his real address, and now have
his real name, his number, and his mom’s number and address. I will
probably have to file a lawsuit but it looks like right now I have to
eat the cost of damages. How can I get this lying sack of you-know-what
back for all of this?
Many thanks,
At a Loss

Revenge Joker

Hi At a Loss,
You obviously have two choices, get legal revenge by
suing him or go after him for the costs of the accident another way.

Choice number 1 is to use the info you
have and make his life as difficult as possible, which isn’t too hard.
Classified ads with his name and phone number will keep him busy as long
as the info you have is accurate. Because if the dollar vale though I’d
really want money for the payback.

Choice number 2 is to sue him for as much
as he’s worth, all 2 dollars of it.

I’d think that with a lawsuit hanging over
his head he might just skip town!!
Revenge on this lying sack of crap is exactly that, do what you were
supposed to do right from the start, so start over:
In a car accident? Call the police.
Get a police report, get the drivers real info.
Call your insurance company.

When you’re in a car accident the other guy always says “Let’s just deal
with this ourselves, and not call the police” because he has no
insurance. He just wants to leave the scene as fast as possible. He will
lie to you, he may even give you money on the spot and a “down payment”
towards the cast of fixing your car. Don’t fall for it.

Personally, I always have a camera (in my phone) ready to photograph or
video anything I see. It’s with me 24/7.

Keep not doing what you’re doing, which is wondering what the next step
is… call the police, get a police report. Call again your insurance
company and fax them a copy of the police report.
Get a lawyer, if needed, and start the lawsuit.

Do this NOW!!!!

Revenge will have to wait until the dust settles.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Hello revenge guy,
I found your website interesting, well, I am an indian girl living in
Tanzania, I want to take revenge on my chinese boy friend. Well, the
story is like this, I used to study with him computers we studied
together for three months and we became friends I didn’t much about him
then I got a job he used to come to my office one day I discovered that
he was lier when I discovered that I planned to call him to my office. I
didn’t know that he paid money to get me one of my friend helped him to
get me and he gave her money, they both planned to ruin my life this man
is very dangerous i discovered that he wanted to call me to some place
and he wanted to rape me. he told my friend that she should call me to
some place then he will also come there and he will rape me.

last week I went to his office to see him he took my video shooting I
didn’t even know about that but when I went home I realised that. he
doesn’t know that I know that he has my video shooting. Now if I want my
things back what am i supposed to do. he hasn’t done anything serious to
me but his plan was very bad he wanted to rape me. I didn’t have sex
with him. but he wanted that always I used to say no….that’s why he
planned to rape me. He is very dangerous and he also has my video
shooting in which he was kissing me and touching me. i want that back
from him but I don’t know how to get that back. can you give me any
idea. he is crazy about and he wants me badly that’s why he used my
friend to get me. I am furious he was very kind but now he is totally
changed he abused me last time when i went to his office very badly i
couldn’t do anything. I just want to get an idea from you, how will get
my video shooting from him. I really want it back I hope to get a help
from you.

Revenge JokerHi R,
If I understand correctly, what you want from me is a way that you can
steal a video from your "boyfriend" that he somewhat secretly made at
the same time he was kissing and fondling you. And he wants to rape you.
And you are afraid of him. And you know that a supposed "friend" of
yours help him to not only meet you, but to help him plan his attempt at
raping you?
Do I have this correct?
If ever there was a time for police intervention, this is it.
Get yourself a pocket tape recorder, hide it on your body and make sure
it records OK.
Then talk to this guy and tell him exactly what you told me. Tell him to
his face. Don’t get angry or upset as you talk with him. Cool and
rational is what you want. Get him to admit what he’s done, what he’s
planned, who has helped…. and his part in the Kennedy Assassination
too. (Just kidding on that last part!)
Then go to the police. Then see a lawyer.
Now stop reading and get prepared, you have a lot of work ahead of you.
In the meantime, tell that "friend" to get lost.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

Revenge Guy,

I was in a hurry the other day to get home but stopped quickly to
check out a garage sale, I bought a pretty good kettle almost new
for only a few dollars.

Then a box with a
pretty new (about 4 years old) microwave oven caught my eye, on the
box it showed all of the features, sensor cook, auto defrost,
backlit LCD display, etc. It was similar to the one we have but a
bit newer and had the sensor cook function, when I turned the box
around it said "Microwave oven $25" so I thought I’ll surprise my
wife with a bigger and better microwave, whilst it isn’t a new one
it looks pretty good according to the features on the box and WTF it
is only $25.

Now when it comes
to business I am usually a hard guy to trick, but I was in a hurry
and my main concern was that it worked and had the instruction
manual and the glass dish. In order to check this obviously I needed
to pull the oven out of it’s box and get the door open where the
manual and glass dish was.

The seller seemed a
bit nervous when I wanted to take it out of it’s box which still had
the polystyrene and white packaging foam over it, it was a tight fit
and quite heavy and I have a back injury which made this very hard
for me, so he pulled the oven up just enough to get the door open
but not completely out of the box.

As he did this me
quickly mumbled something about it being a Sanyo brand and 8 years
old which didn’t really mean much to me as I was mostly concerned
about the manual and really had no time to pull it out and plug it
in and test it (BUYER BEWARE silly me).

I paid him the $25
and drove home but when I got home and set it up (mostly concerned
about not hurting my back lifting it from the car to the house) I
was shocked when I plugged it in to see that it was not a backlit
LCD display, rather it was an older style simple blue digital
display (the crappy ones which don’t even display letters properly.

You guessed it yes
it was a SANYO brand but 12 years old 1995 model and in spite of
looking similar to the one on the box (the box had a rough dot
matrix image of it not a photo) it was not the one displayed on the
box which was a much newer SHARP carousel brand, yes I’d been caught
by his deliberate attempt to steal $25 from me by deception.

What he had done is
used the box from his newer microwave and put this crappy old one in
hoping someone like me who was in too much of a hurry to pull it out
and look properly and test it came along and yes I am usually a hard
bastard to kill (I’m Australian) but this mother ****er had been

I snapped several
digital photos of the oven and the box, especially the box with $25
written on the top flap, this asshole had even jammed all of the
packaging from his new one to make it look even more like it was the
box it came in rather than the box from his newer microwave oven,
dirty F***ing trick, so you think that what’s on the box is what’s
in the box, even the front layout looked very similar between the
Sanyo old oven and the picture of the newer oven on the box and the
"Sanyo" logo was at the very bottom.

I drove back to his
house with his words "it’s a Sanyo about 8 years old" going through
my head but he did not say that the oven inside is not the same as
the one on the box. I told him that the microwave oven was useless
to us and about 4 years older than the one we had, he yelled "I told
you that it was a Sanyo and 8 years old and we lifted it out of the
box and you should have seen that it was not the oven shown on the
box, I then asked why did you hide it inside a box instead of
putting it out in the open so people can see it? He said to make it
easier to transport….. PIGS ARSE…… it was to make it easier
for him to sell a piece of shit he probably could not give away.

It became obvious
that arguing or fighting (I am smallish but a hotheaded fast boxer
and martial artist) with him was not going to get me anywhere and
the tosser did tell me that it was a Sanyo 8 years old instead of
doing what he should have done and explained that it did not have
the features shown on the box, he set a good trap and it worked, I
really did not have a leg to stand on. (He wouldn’t have been able
to stand at all if I wasn’t such a refined and well mannered law
abiding "feral".)

Out of desperation
and embarrassment at being so easily caught by this dickhead and
running even later for the engagements I had later that day I asked
him to exchange the useless oven for something else, once you have
parted with your money it is hard to recover it and who’s going to
engage in a legal battle to recover $25? This is more a matter of
principal, it’s only $25 but how many other people has this arsehole
ripped off in his life????

All he had left to
sell for a similar price was an old Barbeque which being tired and
really pissed off I agreed, he said he wanted $40 for the BBQ but I
can have it for the same price as the Microwave (the prick didn’t
even accept my $20 offer for his dud $25 microwave).

I even had to ask
the creep to help me get the BBQ into the car because of my back
problem, the BBQ was filthy he had not even cleaned it prior to
trying to sell it and it dripped crap in my car and a piece
dislodged and left a deep scratch in the car’s plastic, it’s my work
wagon but it still added to the already very bad day I was having at
the hands of this small time crook.

I now have a greasy
shitty BBQ which I really did not want but had no choice but I did
get some great photographs of his small time scam effort (the only
thing I did right) and am considering posting a warning message with
photos on the public notice board at our local shopping centre (he’s
a local too) to prevent him from selling that damn microwave the
same way he did with me, I am tempted to list his address but I an
unsure of the legal issues and would rather keep my fighting in the
ring and lead a peaceful life, there is a high likelihood that he
will see my warning notice on the public notice board.

This Prick has
completely ruined what was otherwise a good weekend, I hardly slept
because I was so angry.

$25 is really
nothing to me, it’s not about the money, $25 is a lot of money to a
struggling single mother living on welfare who may have been his
customer instead of me.

enough to return the owner’s manual which I nearly forgot to give
back to him when I drove off with his BBQ…… Gees I’m an idiot,
my high moral standing isn’t always a good point. It’s really all my
fault but is there anything I can do about this petty thief. Signed
$25 idiot.

Revenge JokerHi
$25 idiot,
First off, people are always ready to rip others off.
That’s just the nature of the world these days.
And getting back at these ripoff artists is usually very difficult.
Not in this case though.

This is what I’d do:
1. Write a letter to the editor of your local paper describing what
happened to you, in detail including the street of where the
transaction took place, just don’t use any names.
Complain about the low morals of your fellow human being these days.
Talk about how you were deceived.
2. Post your photos on your local notice board. Write an article to
go with the photos about local garage sales, what “Buyer beware”
means and why you shouldn’t “Judge a book by its cover”. You don’t
need to use the guy’s name since you own the oven, they’re your own
pictures and as long as you don’t say his name you are able to say
whatever you want.

I don’t foresee any troubles with this as long as you keep his name
out of it. And if he does complain about this then tell him he owes
you $100.00 for all the trouble and ill-feelings he started up.
Best Wishes, The Revenge Guy

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